How I Met Your Mother Season 8 Episode 11 & 12 “The Final Page”

I guess 당신 would classify this aS a fanfic,its called "The Curse Of The Hourglass",i hate the 제목 so if anyone has an idea for a new 제목 pls let me know.I had randomly came up w/this poem and i realized that after the 1st 3 lines it was perfect for these two. so yea.here we go..(ps:i'd really appriciate comments,critism is welcome& somethings arent captialized just b/c i like them that way)

"The Curse Of The Hourglass"

isn’t it ironic, yeah how we both live in a world of 진 and tonic yeah.
This is just perfect, 당신 and me.
We don’t need to feel any better.
We don’t need some secret...

One Drink

* Anyone says "Awesome!"
* Robin says "literally"
* Barney says "legendary"
* Barney uses a pickup line
* Barney says “Suit up”
* Lily talks about 또는 is around her kindergarteners


Two Drinks

* Anyone says "Have 당신 met..." (Ted, Barney, Me, etc.)
* Barney does magic
* Barney makes someone do a high five
* Barney says “Ha, please.”
* Barney says "daddy's home"
* Marshall says "Lawyered!"
* Ted does a voiceover
* There is a flashback
* Any mention of the Fierro

Three Drinks

* Barney says "Legen---wait for it---dary"
* Barney says “What up?”
* Barney mentions his blog
* Marshall...

As we all know from the first episode of this LEGENDARY show that robin is “AUNT” robin that she’s NOT the mother and we all understood why ted told his kids about his romantic relationship with robin because of her he got a tattoo, which lead him to his (first fiancé) which lead to being a professor in college which lead to him to meeting their kid’s mother.

As much as we all 사랑 the other aspects in the show (barney legendary life, robin being candid, lily being bad-ass, Marshall being 수퍼내츄럴 believer, ted being the geek) the whole point of this show is who is the mother and...