To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over 의해 a Reindeer"

Greg House got run over 의해 a reindeer
limpin' 집 from Cuddy's house 크리스마스 eve. Wink Wink
당신 can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.

He'd been drinkin' too much vodka.
And Cuddy begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot his Vicodin,
and he staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found him 크리스마스 mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.

Greg House got run over 의해 a reindeer,
limpin' 집 from Cuddy's house 크리스마스 eve. Wink Wink
당신 can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Wilson, we believe.

Now we're all so proud of Cuddy.
She's been takin' this so well.
See her in there watchin' her soaps,
drinkin' and playin' cards with Nurse Brenda.

It's not 크리스마스 without Greg.
All the team dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts 또는 send them back?
(Open them up)

Greg House got run over 의해 a reindeer,
limpin' 집 from Cuddy's house 크리스마스 eve. Wink Wink
당신 can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.

Now the 거위, 거 위 is on the table.
And the 푸딩 made of band.
And a black and brown candle,
that would just have matched the cane in House's hand.

I've warned all my 프렌즈 and neighbors.
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Greg House got run over 의해 a reindeer,
limpin' 집 from Cuddy's house, 크리스마스 eve. Wink Wink
당신 can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Wilson, we believe.
(Sing it Wilson!)

Greg House got run over 의해 a reindeer,
limpin' 집 from Cuddy's house, 크리스마스 eve. WINK WINK!
당신 can say there's no such thing as Santa,
but as for me and Wilson, we believe.
And He's a J.E.W!

Merry Christmas