stumbled upon this on www.stumbleupon.com :) it's quite hilarious


love CB( Cutthroat Bitch)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Just in case 당신 need some 글쓰기 inspiration. Every year, English teachers from across the USA can 제출하기 their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each 년 to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year’s winners:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a 원, 동그라미 that had its two sides gently compressed 의해 a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances...

Here it comes!!! My big wedding day! xDDDD
Oh, Cami and I consulted, and she let me involve the FCWE in this crazy 기사 too!
You are all invited to my wedding and the after party! 당신 know I like 보드카 xDDDDDD

oh, and just to make clear, I am marrying:
UMS promo, Huddy promo, last 10 분 of UMS, Billy and Charlie (Hugh's sons)
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Hope 당신 enjoy my crazy wedding! XDDD I know I did! xDDDDDD



“Where are my pearls? My pearls?” Hilly screamed at her wedding assistant. The young bride was about to get married in less than 12 hours and she didn’t know where her pearls were!...

‘And the Oscar goes to...’ Tries to joke House.
She walks nervous across the room. Wilson sighs and looks at the test. ‘Lisa... 당신 are... not pregnant.’
‘Oh God...’ Sighs she relieved, but actually she doesn’t know if that’s what she wanted to hear. Lisa doesn’t know if she has to feel happy 또는 sad, she feels confused, but she guesses that that’s the best way for everybody.
‘False alarm then...’ House sighs and she smiles slightly.
‘Yes...’
Wilson sees her looking at the floor and touches her shoulder. ‘I’m sorry, Lisa...’
She shakes her head. ‘Sorry? I already...