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1. 당신 find it surprising that Italy has won a war before
2. 당신 cried when 당신 covered the Revolutionary War in history
3. 당신 have claimed to speak Italian before and, when asked to say something, made wild gestures and said, "Ve~!" repeatedly
4. 당신 now call Germany "Potato Freak" in history
5. 당신 refuse to say that Prussia isn't a country
6. Whenever someone mentions Canada, 당신 say, "Who?"
7. 당신 are now the smartest person in your history class
8. Every 크리스마스 Eve, 당신 stay up waiting for Finland
9. For Halloween, 당신 just put on a scarf, a long coat, and carry around a sunflower...
10. ...and, when asked what 당신 are, 당신 simply say, "The scariest person I could think of."
11. 당신 can sing at least five versions of Marukaite Chikyuu 의해 heart
12. 당신 find yourself speaking like 일본 every now and then
13. When taking notes in history, 당신 refer to all the countries 의해 their human names
14. 당신 feel the need to hide whenever 당신 hear a Russian accent
15. 당신 find yourself telling people that ____ originated in South Korea da ze~!
16. 당신 consider 'maple' as a swear word
17. 당신 can sing your 가장 좋아하는 character's character song from memory at any given occasion
18. You're the only one 당신 know that knows what Sealand is
19. 당신 have picked out characters for all your 프렌즈 and sometimes accidentally call them 의해 their country
20. 당신 now 사랑 history
21. 당신 insist that the alliance between Germany and Italy was a pinky swear
22. Whenever someone mentions vodka, 당신 picture Russia jumping out of a plane without a parachute and crack up
23. 당신 want to become a citizen of Sealand
24. It annoys 당신 that your computer says that Sealand isn't a word
25. People from Russia scare you...
26. ...but people from Belarus scare 당신 more
27. When it's cold out, 당신 덮개, 랩 yourself up in a huge 코트 and claim you're Russia
28. When 당신 watch the Olympics, 당신 expect France to run around naked during the beginning ceremony
29. 당신 quote 헤타리아 in everyday conversations
30. 당신 now believe that Polacks=Valley Girls/Barbies
31. 당신 have spent days trying to figure out if Germany is Holy Roman Empire
32. 당신 refer to countries either 의해 human name 또는 he/she, never 'it'
33. When mimicking a Chinese accent, 당신 add, 'aru' to the end of every sentence
34. The fact that Alaska is getting closer to Russia every year(according to plate tectonics) makes 당신 think that America is going to become one with Russia
35. 당신 believe that an economy can be saved 의해 placing a hamburger on the ruler's forehead
36. 당신 refuse to believe that there's an Italian mafia
37. 당신 write get-well cards to 일본 because of the earthquake, tsunami, and nuclear failure
38. 당신 scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July
39. 당신 walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is
40. 당신 correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them "Korea already invented that"
41. 당신 imagine 당신 have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he's "happy"
42. 당신 find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good 팬 fiction topic
43. A 토마토 나무 상자, 상자 seems like the best hiding place during a war
44. "True Italian Spirit" is only another way to say "We Surrender"
45. The song "Santa Clause is coming to Town" seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia(He knows when 당신 are sleeping, he knows when you're awake...)
46. 당신 claim that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare
47. 당신 wonder why the polar 곰 at the zoo isn’t talking to you
48. 당신 explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple
49. 당신 still look for Prussia on maps
50. 당신 wish that 당신 had a grandpa as awesome as Ancient Rome
51. 당신 watch the Olympics to watch your 가장 좋아하는 countries play sports
52. 당신 celebrate your 가장 좋아하는 characters' birthdays/independent days, even if 당신 have no connections with that country.
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Terms used in this fan-fic:

F/N : Full Name
Y/N : Your Name
B/F : Best Friend
Haphephobia: Fear of being touched and hugged
caffè ragazza: Coffee girl
Sì, signore?: Yes, sir?
Guten Tag, hübsches Mädchen: Good day, pretty girl.

{Enjoy!}

You gaze across the room inside Worlds Cafe. It being an early Sunday morning, as in 3:34 early, business was extremely slow and only two people where in the cafe. 당신 are not, in face, looking at the 20 년 old Italian who has thick, dark brown hair with Green eyes and a black business suit, but at the British bloke with blond hair, moss green eyes and a distant...
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...And England would be Nekozawa XD
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