당신 know you're Poseidon's kid when...

1)Water bottles explode when you're angry

2)Every vacation 당신 go on is to a 바닷가, 비치 또는 lake

3)You sometimes forget your 프렌즈 can't breathe underwater

4)The only Blade 당신 use on 과일 Ninja is the water blade (with the tsunami background of course)

5)You've been jet-sking, whitewater rafting, tubing, and cliff-diving but dislike "extreme sports"

6)Dolphins and 물고기 follow 당신 in the water, which 당신 find creepy

7)Horses feel the need to call 당신 boss

8)You have a collection of dorky ocean metaphors that no one understands

9)You fight the urge to hide under your 침대 during thunderstorms

10)Songs on your IPod seem to be all 의해 Jimmy Buffet

11)You track 집 enough sand in your shoes at the end of the 일 to build a sandcastle Taj Mahal

12)When people go to the 바닷가, 비치 but don't get in the water, 당신 try to not go all Incredible Hulk on them

13)You have a collection of sand dollars for bribing sea-spirits

14)Most of your clothes are blue 또는 green

15)You try not to immediately put out every 불, 화재 당신 see

16)Cold and snow are foreign concepts

17)You blame yourself for not stopping any and every ocean accident

18)Your eyes change from blue to green to gray depending on the calmness of the seas, and you're hair's wavy from all the times you've been in the ocean

19)When everyone else runs away at high tide, 당신 run straight in

20)You hate it when people compare 당신 to Percy

21)You own 더 많이 pairs of sunglasses than 당신 own shoes

22)You feel awkward when 당신 eat seafood

23)You always go down to the 바닷가, 비치 to watch the sunrise

24)People don't usually understand how exhausting it is to summon hurricanes, and ask 당신 to do it often

25)If 당신 were in the Hunger Games, you'd be from District 4

26)You've been stung 의해 jellyfish as much as normal people get stung 의해 bees

27)What's a sunburn? I only tan

28)Your room is littered with seashells

29)Sometimes 당신 find crabs still in these shells the 다음 일 and have to bring them back to the beach

30)You sometimes compare your swimming records to Micheal Phelps'. 당신 always win.

31)You've spent hours play GoFish with Naiads

32)Your diet consists of Cokes, Hershey bars, and other 음식 sold at the beach

33)You find it strange when people have to ask what the glowing dinoflagellates are on the 바닷가, 비치 at night, you've known forever

34)You like Trident brand gum the best

35)People often look to 당신 for advice

36)You're a leader

37)You find red tide extremely annoying

38) You've gone swimming and ran straight into an eight foot shark, and kept going like it was nothing

39)You find seagulls as average as pigeons, so see them so much

40) 당신 사랑 the salty smell of the ocean and the feeling of sand between your toes, no matter how much other people hate it

41)You've managed to make plenty of enemies on Olympus

42)You can telepathically talk with every creature of the sea. Some are rather annoying.

43)^Sea turtles are actually not bad to talk to

44)^^Whales only care about food

45)If the Minotaur keeps coming back to fight you, the entire 선실, 캐빈 will be full of his horns

46)Seaweed tastes disgusting, no matter how healthy the Aphrodite kids say it is

47) 당신 have to stay away from the Aphrodite kids, 또는 they'll try to straiten your hair

48)People sometimes mistake 당신 for a child of Athena

49) You'd do anything for your friends.

50) Any/all of the above, OR....
A glowing green trident appears above your head during capture the flag