was walking alone...

...when Voldemort suddenly...

...ate a peacock.

...It was crunchy.

...but it needed...

...a handful of...

...shredded dragon skin.

After eating, Voldemort...

run looking for...

...a toilet because...

...that peacock didn't...

agree with him ...

... about eating him ...

When he finished...

...he found a...

So we're up to:

"One day, I was walking alone when Voldemort suddenly ate a peacock. It was crunchy but it needed a handful of shredded dragon skin. After eating, Voldemort ran looking for a toilet because that peacock didn't agree with him about eating him. When he finished he found a..."

...wand in the...

... back pocket of ...

...my jeans. He...

...cheekly pinched my...

...ass. He never had a girlfriend so I set him up on a date with...

(let's just type however much we want so it is easier, and it might be funnier, too!)

Sybill Trelawney who, ironically, never saw that coming.

~Well, since you made this forum, I guess you can change the rules if you want~

(well, most people don't follow that rule in other forums like this, either, and it can be more fun like this)

She agreed to go, but Voldemort was REALLY nervous and during the date at a really fancy restaurant he...

could not stand the fact that...

...after 300 years this was his first date...
(made up the number)

...so decided to make up for lost time and made a move but, to his dismay...

...Proffessor Trelawney changed into...

Sybill left the dinner early to go chase after Severus Snape. Snape makes her feel...

all woman which is great as she never...

...felt like a normal, real person before. She caught Snape and...

attmitted all her urges to him but...

...he puked after he heard them and ran away laughing. Sybill was sad so she went crying back to Voldemort and he comforted her. Then...

Belatrix burst in demanding that Sybill was to take her hands off her man, Voldermort was thrilled that Belatrix felt the same way he did but Sybill was not about to get dumped twice in one day so she...

...killed Bellatrix with a simple flick on the nose. Voldemort was really impressed so he demanded her hand in marriage. She accepted and they...

Rode off into the sunset together, but suddenly, out of no where, with an evil glint in their eye and determind to get revenge for some past quarrel....

...they had a pie eating contest! Winner would be the groom and loser would be the bride, since they could not figure out who was supposed to be which. It turns out, the winner was...

Horace Slughorn, who poped up from the ground and performed a love song for Sybill who...

...laughed evilly, because she had enchanted him with the most powerful love potion ever, which she tricked Voldemort into making. Voldemort thought he knew what she was up to, so instead he put a bunch of random ingredients in a bowl and stirred. This "love potion" supposedly had no cure, but Slughorn wouldn't need it anyways. He was already secretly in love with her, and he had taken a big spoonful of Felix Felicis that morning to get the courage to talk to Sybil. It was a good thing he declined the bottle of sherry the night before, because the potion Voldemort made would have turned his soul upside-down. They got married after he confessed to Sybil of his REAL love for her, and Sybil Slughorn and Horace Slughorn spent their honeymoon at...

the hogs head where Moaning Myrtle shows up claiming to be Horaces son, who he had on a one night stand with...

...Ron's Auntie Muriel!

Sybil was shocked. Angry with Horace had done this, she looked for a weapon to hit him with and found...

...a lamp which she thought would work just fine and decided to whack him across the head with it. Unfortunatly, while Sybil was trying to lift the lamp Horace disapperates away to hide in his mothers backyard were he finds...

Dobby wearing a kilt. He picks up his Bagpipes and plays ...

. . . "Old McDonald Had a Farm," while the bagpipes were very out of tune. Horace could not bare it any longer so he . . .

throws the bagpipes at dobby who...

...used his house-elf magic to Dissapparate to...

the kitchen of no 4 Privet Drive where he meets ...

Pielers and Petunia playing a competitive game of Mah Jong and eating...

...spinach flavored rice cakes, but then the rice cakes turned into...

giant rubber ducks with top hats so...

...Jasper from the Twilight Storytime came and stole all the rubber duckies. Aunt Petunia was so scared that Harry came and...

(I can't believe no one has mentioned Harry yet, as this is the HARRY POTTER spot!)