Note: DC and Suicide Squad are not owned and created 의해 me.

Joker and Harley Quinn were hanging out on vacation at a hotel. Joker said "That was nice. Now lets drive to Gotham to defeat Batman. Ha, ha!"

Harley Quinn said "Okay. I got a map."

Joker said "Good. Lets hurry."

Joker and Harley Quinn got in Joker's car. Joker started driving. After driving around for a few hours Joker said "Harley this doesn't look like the way to get to Gotham."

Harley Quinn said "Please just follow the map."

Joker said "Fine."

The 다음 일 Joker and Harley Quinn arrived at Metropolis. Joker said "The map led us to Superman's city, not Batman's city."

Harley Quinn said "Oh dear."

Joker said "Why did 당신 get the wrong map?"

Harley Quinn said "Well the map mentioned a DC super hero so I thought it was a 배트맨 map."

Joker said "Well since we arrive here we should rob a few banks."

Joker and Harley Quinn tried to rob a bank, but 슈퍼맨 showed up to stop them. 슈퍼맨 said "I'm surprised to be visited 의해 당신 2."

Joker tried to run away, but 슈퍼맨 grabbed him. Joker punched Superman, but it didn't hurt Superman. Harley Quinn tried to 펀치 Superman, but she accidentally punched the Joker. The Joker passed out.

슈퍼맨 said "I know where 당신 2 belong."

슈퍼맨 took the Joker and Harley Quinn to Arkham Asylum.

배트맨 said "Thank 당신 Superman."

슈퍼맨 said "You are welcome."

Joker said "Harley Quinn 다음 time get the right map!"

Harley Quinn said "Okay."