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Okay so I know this chapter isn't the best one of them all - AND IS A BIT BORING I KNOW - but I was having a bit of writers block so~
Yeah.

BTW! 50 Shades of Blue: A Frost Giant Erotic Novel Is a parody to '50 Shades of Grey' that trashy Mommy Porn series 의해 some old Twilight Fanfiction writer. So YEA. XD I thought it was funny,

Delbar plays nurse with a wasted Loki...Im thinking about maybe having some 'moments' between them in the next...Chapter. So we shall see!

Thank 당신 for reading, Fanning and reviews are appreciated~ :3
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The Truth Shall Set 당신 Free.

When Delbar and Loki returned to the apartment, Sima, Delbar's twin sister, was waiting. "Oh Sissy..." Sima rose from the 침상, 소파 and hugged her sister tightly "Sima? Why arent 당신 in the Bahamas with Kevin?" Delbar asked "Everyone started messaging me about what happened, even NATASHA was worried! So I got on the first flight back." Sima said stroking her sister's hair "Im so sorry lovie...." Sima kissed Delbar's head and looked up to see Loki "Who's he?" She asked softly, Delbar explained everything to her "Ahh, I see. Stuck with the babysitting." She said giggling, Delbar threw her arms up and sighed "Its all the 보드카 Tasha's been sneaking 'em!" Sima started laughing "Oh Del! 당신 know she doesn't do that!" Delbar rubbed her temples and pulled up a video on her phone "Oh my." Sima stared in shock "She actually did that?" Delbar nodded "That one time, I was thankful she did. Cause Maria was being butthurt and Clint was being assbakaish." She said, Loki, who was sitting on a chair 읽기 50 Shades of Blue: A Frost Giant Erotic Novel watched the video with Sima. Delbar turned her phone off and shoved it in her pocket "Hmm...Well..." Sima looked a bit sad now "Sissy, go back to Kevin, I'm fine! Really! I shipped all of his crap to his Mothers, and she promised me he'll get his 나귀, 엉덩이 beat when he gets back." Delbar said hugging her sister "I 사랑 you, now go." Sima gave a exhausted sigh "Fine, fine! I'll trust you, but just this once." Sima pinched her sisters cheek and grabbed her bag "Call me when 당신 land!" Delbar said cheerfully "I will...Be safe." Sima gave a smile to Loki and left. "She seems nice." Loki said sitting down "Shes the nicest person alive." Delbar said as she made herself and Loki some hot 초콜릿 "We've always watched over each other, since it was usually just her and I." Delbar bent down and gave 벨 some 음식 and water "Until Saeid was born, then we weren't that lonely. Saeid was always the one Father fawned over, since he was the son." She took out the two hot cups of hot 초콜릿 and put marshmallows into them "But Mother loved us 더 많이 that Father, she'd treat us to ice cream 의해 the water, she'd take us to the 꽃 gardens. Everything was fun with her." Delbar said giving a cup to Loki "Be careful, it's hot." She said, Loki coughed into his fist and nodded, he understood what she and Sima went through, what they felt. He knew exactly what she was talking about. "Our cousins took good care of us too, well mostly Zarie, Natasha and Niloufar. They always shared they're fun stuff with us." She said sipping her hot chocolate, Loki nodded a bit, thinking back on his childhood. He frowned at the memories, wanting nothing 더 많이 than to chuck the cup in his hand out the window, but he didn't. "But yeah...." Delbar gave him a smile "Tell me about you, I wanna know what was before....This Loki." She said giving a smile, Loki frowned "I do not have time to explain my life to you, Midgardian." He said "Please, what do you have to do besides sitting here all day?" She said sipping her drink again, Loki growled at her "Oh come on! It's not like Thor gave 당신 a 'Atomic Wedgie' 'er somthing!" She said "Atomic..Wedgie?" Loki gave Delbar a look of confusion "Its where a mean person pulls you're underwear up you're ass." She said, Loki choked on his drink "What." Delbar nodded "You Midgardians actually do that?" Delbar shrugged "I guess, I see it on tv a lot, so yeah. I mean, I guess it only works on guys 'cause of they're 정크 당신 know?" She said sipping her drink again "Junk?" Loki made a face "You know...They're...." Delbar motioned to her hips "So that's what its called here in Midgard?" Loki asked "No, it's just a slang for it." Loki made another confused look, Delbar facepalmed "Jesus Christ Loki! You're HOPELESS!" Loki scoffed "I am not hopeless." He spat "Yes 당신 are." She said "I am NOT!" Delbar sighed "I need to get ready." She mumbled as she sat her cup down "What do you need to get ready for?" He hissed "We are going to go out for dinner...With Thor and Tony!...And whatever female they decide to drag along." Delbar said cheerfully, Loki picked up a 베개 and chucked it at poor Delbar's face.




If Loki still had his powers, Delbar would not be alive. In fact, her remains would be disentigrated. 'Angry' was an understatment. "Hiieeeeee" Delbar bounced into the nightclub wearing her new 레이스 dress "Ah! Friend Delbar! Its good to see you!" Thor, who was surrounded 의해 women, raced over to give Delbar a 곰 hug "Brother! Oh it is wonderful seeing you! Have 당신 been good to Delbar?" Loki shot Thor a cold glare "Define 'Good'?" He spat in disgust, Thor looked like a wounded puppy. "Thooorr~ Is okai, Loki's been a bit butthurt~" Thor gave a chuckle and lead the two over to the bar where he was sitting at "Where's Tony?" Delbar asked as she ordered a drink "Oh? Did 당신 not get the 'Text'?" Thor said chugging his 맥주 "Friend Stark was busy and could not make it" He said, Loki felt a bit better since Tony would not be there. "Ahh, he's just scared~" She said giggling "Hey Loki, try this!" Delbar gave him what the bartender called the 'Zombie' "What is this?" He said examining the fruity looking drink "Its called Zombie try it!" So Loki, who felt some feeling of curiousity, tried it...And liked it. Several Zombies later, Delbar dragged a drunken Loki out of the nightclub, and into a cab. "H-Hey...! Ther, yer'n assherl!...Eheheheh..." Loki grumbled while laying on Delbar's shoulder "The Carman Plaza please." She said to the driver "Yer kno....I jes wunted to make 'em happi..." Loki slurred, tears forming in his eyes. Delbar felt pity for the god and stroked his head "Shh...Make who happy?" She said as he landed on her lap, sniffling "Mai Furder! He alweys lurvved...Ther more....ALWEYS!" He slurred, crying. Delbar stroked his head softly "Its okay...I'm sure he loved 당신 just as much, Loki." She said smiling, "He nevar...! Why'r yer so....Nice to me....?" He mumbled "I krilled...So manry..." He slurred, his eyelids fluttering a bit "Does it matter?" Loki shook his head "Be quite, we're almost home." She said softly, Loki nodded and fell asleep on her lap. The cab shortly arrived at her Apartment building, she chucked a few twenties at the driver and tossed Loki's arm over her shoulder and dragged him up to the apartment. "Nygh..." Delbar managed to get him to his bedroom and into his 침대 before the doorbell rang "Just a minute!" Delbar hollered as she tucked Loki into 침대 and tossed a bucket beside his 침대 "Yes?" She said as she opened the door and saw Tadeu "Delbar I am so-" the brown haired, brown eyes model was cut off my Delbar's icy laugh "You're sorry? 2 years Tadeu, 2 DAMN years. I was a pawn, USED." She hissed "You would go and mess with 랜덤 women, while I stayed here, working." She spat, "The only reason why YOU are sorry, is because You. Got. Caught." She shouted, Tadeu made remarks about how he didn't mean to and how he loved her, she looked at him with disgust. She opened her mouth to say something, but was stopped 의해 the sound of vomiting "Who's that?" He said with hurt lacing his words "Loki, he lives with me now." She spat "Give me back the keys to My house, Tadeu." She spat holding out her hand, Tadeu tossed her the keys with a dark chuckle "So you're a whore now?" He said bitterly, Delbar rolled her eyes. "The only 'whore' here, is you." She spat as she slammed the door in his face and locked it "I WANT MY SHIT BACK!" he yelled, banging on the door "It's with you're Mother, get out of my apartment building before I call the cops." She hissed as she went to go help Loki. "You...Midgardians....Are stronger than I expected...." Loki said panting as he leaned against the toilet "You underestimate lots of things, Loki." She said softly as she pulled his his hair back into a small ponytail, Loki gave a small chuckle. Delbar soaked a small towel with cold water and placed it on his neck "What do 당신 call...This?" He asked referring to his hangover "It's called a hangover, 당신 drink a lot of booze, 당신 get sick." She said wiping his mouth "I feel horrible...." He groaned "It's normal to feel this way" she said chuckling a little "Who were 당신 yelling at?" Delbar frowned and continued tending to him "Nobody." She said "Here, drink." She gave him a glass of water, he sipped it and sighed "How long does this last?" She shrugged "Depends, if 당신 don't take care of it properly, it'll last awhile." She said getting up "You just wait here, I'm getting 당신 fresh clothes" she said leaving, Loki groaned a "Alright" while she left. Delbar managed to get Loki into fresh clothes and onto the 침상, 소파 to rest. He moaned and groaned the entire time. Delbar had him lay on her lap, in case he threw up, he could roll on the floor to the bucket 의해 her feet. "'Television' is ridiculous." Loki spat as Delbar turned on a movie to watch "It isn't ridiculous." She said sighing. "It is...." Loki mumbled as he started falling asleep "Think what 당신 will then." She said flipping through the channels, once she found a channel she liked, Loki was fast asleep.


Loki woke up to Delbar's soft snores, he hardly remembered anything last night. He remembered drinking and then Delbar's shouts at Tadeu, but that was it. "Midgardian" He grumbled, poking at her stomach. She groaned and moved away from his pokes "Midgardian!" He jabbed his finger into her side, "Hey!" She shouted as she shot up "What was that for!" She cried "My head hurts." He said annoyed "No shit Sherlock, you're recovering from a hangover. Take some painkillers and drink lots of water." She grumbled laying back down to sleep "Midgardian." He jabbed her again "Loki! What?! 당신 know I have a name!" She hissed jumping up "Go fetch me 'painkillers' and water." Delbar felt her eye twitch, she marched to the cabinet, grabbed the bottle of painkillers and chucked the bottle at his head "Hey!-" Delbar then chucked a water bottle at his head before marching off to her room "Damn Midgardian...!" He spat as he rubbed his head. Delbar shortly returned in a black and grey suit, it was sleek and was hardly baggy on her "I have work today, 당신 are coming with me, since I'm scared 당신 might burn my apartment down." She said sighing as she adjusted her gloves. Loki was sitting criss-crossed on the 침상, 소파 eating cereal "You're joking. I am not going out there." He spat "Yes," Delbar said chucking some nice clothes at him "You are." And he did. 의해 the time he was dressed, the two left her apartment. Instead of hailing a cab, they took her car, a nice, silver Mercedes. "Where are we going, Midgardian." He said with a bored tone. "I have a name 당신 know, and we're heading for the train station." She said softly as she drove down the busy streets of New York, Loki groaned and slumped into his seat. "How far is it?" He grumbled "Not far," she said getting into another lane

"Midgardian,"
"I have a name."
"Fine. Delbar,"
"Yes?"
"Why are 당신 so...Pleasant around me?"

Delbar was silent for awhile before answering, "I...I guess I see 더 많이 than there is to you." She said turning down a 거리 "Like what?" He asked curious "I don't know." She mumbled "I guess I can kinda relate to 당신 in a way." She admitted. "How so?" Delbar sighed an kept quite "Midgardian," Loki said grinning "It's Delbar. And I told, I don't know." She hissed as she pulled into a parking garage. Delbar parked the car and grabbed her messenger bag "Here," she handed him a iPhone "It's called a iPhone, it only has one number on it - Mine. It has tons of games 당신 can busy yourself with while I work. Please don't break it." She said sighing "Alright..." Loki stared at it a bit, puzzled 의해 it. "Let's go." She said getting out "Go where?" He asked looking around "The train station" Delbar said adjusting her messenger bag an heading for the elevator "Come on Loki, we haven't got all day." She said, Loki mumbled something under his breath and followed her. Delbar and Loki stood in the elevator for a moment, he watched Delbar push a blank button and up popped a brand new elevator keypad. This keypad had symbols for different things. Delbar pushed the 'Train' symbol and down the elevator went. Delbar was standing in attention the entire time, it made Loki a bit agitated how dominant she looked. Soon it stopped, Delbar gave a big smile and stepped out of the elevator, Loki followed her and saw the huge, white train station. Everywhere he looked there were people with odd hair 색깔 and odd skin. "What is this place..." He asked "Archibald Station." She said "The only train station that leads 당신 to other locations for those living as Magical beings and/or those who study the arts of magic." She said "If you,Thor, Sif, the Warriors Three 또는 anyone else from you're realm decides to live here permanently, this is where you'd be able to kinda be 'normal'." She said smiling, "Good Morning Agent Del!" Squeaked a small girl in a black and grey suit similar to Delbar's, only the girl was wearing a 치마 "Good Morning Alicia." She greeted the girl as she ran 의해 Delbar "Have an AMAZING Day!" She squeaked, Delbar nodded to the girl and continued walking "Popular aren't we?" Loki said chuckling "Nah, I'm just friendly." She said. Delbar walked to the front of the ticket booth, she explained something to the reptilian looking person and walked away "Our train's a-waiting-~" she said cheerfully, "This is quite the interesting train station..." He mumbled "Isn't it?" She said smiling, she went through a door that lead to the platform to wait for the 다음 train. Delbar sat on a bench and rummaged through her bag for something "Here" she pulled out a pack of gum and offered a piece to Loki "What is that?" He asked looking at it with slight disgust "Gum! It's tasty, just don't 제비, 삼키기 it." She said smiling "Why?" He asked taking it "Cause it'll get all 라푼젤 and stuck in you're stomach and make 당신 sick." She said chewing a piece "That...Sounds painful." He said grinning, he thought up ways he could trick Thor into hurting himself "I suppose, I've done it before and never got sick." She said shrugging, Loki felt a bit defeated 의해 how nothing happened to Delbar when she swallowed the gum. Soon the Train arrived, the doors opened and Loki and Delbar went in. Loki looked around and saw a few other people with 슈츠 similar to Delbar's sitting around "How about here?" Delbar said sitting down on 좌석 with another 좌석 parallel to hers "That's alright." He mumbled sitting down. Delbar looked out the window and sighed as it began moving "What're 당신 pondering on about?" Loki asked, Delbar sighed and didn't reply "Answer me!" He shouted "I have the right not to answer you, 당신 know." She spat, Loki sighed in defeat and decided to busy himself with the iPhone. He got bored quickly though, he thought maybe pestering Delbar would keep him company, but he saw she was asleep. Loki stared at her sleeping figure for what seemed like hours, she looked so peaceful. He decided to not harm her in any way, since she took such good care of him during his...'Hangover'. See? Loki has a heart.
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