Will: Hold on a second, Sue.
Sue: I resent being told to hold on to anything.

Will: My father always said you'd become a man when 당신 bought your first house. I'm not sure what he meant though because he burned ours down during a drunken fight with mom.

Will: Being a boy band did wonders for my 사랑 life... we started doing it once a week.

Will [to April]: We'll get 당신 sobered up... find 당신 some underwear. It's not too late for you.

Terri: I'm the new school nurse.
Will: But 당신 don't have any training.
Terri: Please, Will, it's a public school.

Principal Figgins: Let's hug it out.
Will: I'd rather not.
Sue: I don't see that happening.

Sue: When 당신 hear your name called, 십자가, 크로스 over to this side of this black shiny thing.
Will: That's called a piano, Sue.

Will: I can't do a song with three people.
Sue: Not with that attitude.

Will: Your commitment to football is about as long as your pants.

Will: Ballad. Who knows what this word means?
Brittany: It's a male duck.

Will: Here's the problem with Sue Sylvester: 당신 never quite know where 당신 stand.

Will: I should be allowed to feel good about myself.
Terri: This marriage works because 당신 don't feel good about yourself!

Will: Sometimes being special sucks.