Scene 1
(ITS 2016.)
LILY
This is so exciting. Our first show choir competition.
ALEX
I know only a few weeks 이전 I didn’t have any friends.
LILY
And we got the hottest 글리 club director ever. Did I just say that out loud?
ALEX
Yeah.
JANE
Mr Evans need us to do this show circle.
LILY
Ok.
MADISON
Why does those two of the newbies get to be the laid in the dance number?
MASON
Madison because they the only two who can dance.
SPENCER
Guys your missing show circle. (NEW DIRECTION DOES SHOW CIRCLE.)
SAM
I never been so good at giving speeches but I’m good at giving impressions. (HE DOSE AN IMPRESSION OF MATTHEW MCCORTUY.) 당신 guys were good tonight alright, alright, alright.
WILL
Sam go on with the speech please?
SAM
Alright. For some of 당신 it’s your last year, for some of 당신 it’s your first year. After we win sectionals, we will go to regionals after we win regionals we will go to nationals. This is also the last 년 the warblers will be competing with us since Dalton is getting rebuilt. They been so much talent they were in new directions. Rachel Berry, Kurt Hummel & Blaine Anderson are on Broadway.
(CUT TO NEW YORK.)
KURT
Rachel what’s happening between 당신 & Jesse. Are 당신 two dating?
RACHEL
I think so.
KURT
I 사랑 당신 but don’t 당신 remember Jesse creak a egg on your head.
RACHEL
Yeah. But that was 2010. This is 2016. People change Kurt. (SHE EXITS.)
BLAINE
Kurt I got to tell 당신 something.
KURT
Sure.
BLAINE
They rebuilding Dalton.
KURT
Blaine that’s awesome. (HE 키스 BLAINE.) What’s the matter?
BLAINE
They officer me a job as 글리 club director of the Warblers.
KURT
What did 당신 said.
BLAINE
I said yes. (KURT START WALKING OFF.) Kurt wait. Hear me out.
KURT
We are meant to make the big diseans together Blaine. What about Broadway.
BLAINE
Broadway will be here when we come back.
KURT
당신 want me to come with you.
BLAINE
Will 당신 come back to Lima with me Kurt Hummel.
KURT
I will have to think about it.
(CUT BACK TO SECTIONALS.)
SAM
Artie Abrams is a director & Tina Cohen-Chang is an actress.
(CUT TO TINA.)
TINA
This coffee is too hot. Make it again.
(CUT TO SECTIONALS.)
SAM
Brittany Pierce is a dance teacher.
LILY
She my dance teacher. Sorry. Keep going.
SAM
My point is one 일 your all be stars.
JANE
I got something I want to say.
SAM
Go ahead. The floor is all yours.
JANE
Me, Spencer, Madison, Mason & Alistar are graduation in May and the warblers are leaving when Dalton is rebuilt. So this 글리 club is yours so do it justice.
LILY
We will.
SAM
Ok. Hands in.
SAM, WILL & NEW DIRECTION
Amazing.
(CUT TO ON STAGE.)
JUDGE
Ok. Awards time. In 3rd place…. The new directions,
LILY
We lost.
SAVANNAH
What are we gonna do now.
(CUT TO KURT, RACHEL, BLAINE, TINA & ARTIE IN THE APARTMENT.)
BLAINE
That was Sam. New directions 로스트 sectionals.
KURT
What going to happen to new directions.
ARTIE
What going to happen to Mckinley high.
Theme song
(THE MCKINLEY HIGH SCHOOL.)
MARVIN
I am Marvin Levi on my blog for the geeks of glee. After new directions 로스트 they first sectionals since 2012 and after half of the team graduate & after Mckinley high 로스트 all its budget to be a performing arts school and now it’s a normal school with football & cheerios. Now new direction only have 8 members. Now we gonna see what they up too.
(CUT TO JAX AT JAX’S LOCKER)
So here we are with sophomore, captain of the football team Jax Coleman. Jax how is it dating the head cheerleader Lexi Stein.
JAX
It’s awesome. I think someday me and Lexi will get married. Have a few kids. Live in a nice house.
MARVIN
Is it also true that Lexi is the boss of you. That she tell 당신 what to do.
(JAX 펀치 THE CAMERA.)
(CUT TO GRACIE IN THE CHOIR ROOM.)
So here is freshman and one of the newest members of new directions Gracie Cohen-Chang. Gracie audition for new directions last month. So Gracie why did 당신 가입하기 this loser club.
GRACIE
Because I 사랑 to sing and dance and get down and dirty.
MARVIN
Is it true your jealous of your sister Tina Cohen-Chang because she 더 많이 talented than you.
GRACIE
Look Tina’s not 더 많이 talented than me.
MARVIN
Denial. Is it true that 당신 were adopted from Korea when 당신 were a baby?
GRACIE
That’s true.
MARVIN
And that your over emotional & your birth parents didn’t even want you. (GRACIE STARTS CRYING.)
(CUT TO LEXI & KENZIE 다음 TO LEXI’S LOCKER.)
MARVIN
So we here with sophomores and cheerios Lexi Stein & Kenzie Baker. So Lexi how was losing sectionals and being losers.
LEXI
I think we will get new members soon all we have to do is to kick Lily Carter out but that will be hard since she has a special bond with Mr Hummel.
MARVIN
(LOOKING AT KENZIE’S BOOBS.) How about you. How is it being a loser?
KENZIE
My eyes are up here and I will cut 당신 if 당신 call me a loser again.
(CUT TO LILY & ALEX OUTSIDE OF LILY & ALEX LOCKER.)
MARVIN
We here with sophomores Lily Carter & Alex Harrison. The best friend duo. So how your life.
ALEX
It’s the best. We plan our whole future together. After we graduate high school we are going to 옮기기 into an apartment in New York.
LILY
Alex is going to attain NYADA.
ALEX
While Lily is gonna attain a dancing college 또는 work at Vogue. Lily will be a fashion designer 또는 a famous dancer.
LILY
And Alex will be a big Broadway star. We’ll get married 의해 25.
ALEX
Have kids 의해 30.
LILY
We got our whole life planned out.
MARVIN
Ok. Cool. Is it true Lily 당신 only got into 글리 club because 당신 have a father & daughter bond with Mr Hummel?
ALEX
(ANGRY.) Lily can dance. That’s how she got in.
LILY
Yeah.
MARVIN
Is it true Alex 당신 are a in the closeted gay.
ALEX
I’m not gay.
MARVIN
Is it true Lily 당신 have a crush on football quarterback Jaxon Coleman who is dating head cheerio Alexis Stein and 당신 also have a huge crush on football Coach Sam Evans.
LILY
I...I
ALEX
(ANGRY.) 당신 know what Marvin? It doesn't take much courage for people to log onto the Internet and start tearing people down. But 당신 know what does take some courage? Standing up and 노래 and dancing and sticking up for the people 당신 care about. So here's a message for everyone that reads your blog. 다음 time, instead of posting an anonymous 코멘트 online, say what 당신 have to say TO MY FACE!! (LILY STEP AWAY FROM ALEX. JACK THROWS A SLUSHIE IN ALEX FACE.)
JACK
Have fun in gay club fidget.
ALEX
I don’t suppose there’s any way 당신 could just cut out the last part, is there?
(CUT TO LILY, ALEX, JAX, GRACIE, SAVANNAH, RYAN, LEXI & KENZIE STANDING AT THE 글리 CLUB SIGN UP SHEET.)
MARVIN
So new directions are 당신 ready for another 년 of being losers.
NEW DIRECTIONS
Shut up Marvin.
Scene 3
ALEX
(OVERVOICE.) I’m Alex. I’m a sophomore at Mckinley high. I 가입하기 new directions in my freshman 년 because I 사랑 to sing plus someday I’ll be a big Broadway star. I 사랑 fashion & musical theatre. My mom died when I was 8 years old and I was so upset about her death I had to repeat the 3rd grade. (HE LOOKS AT LILY.) See that girl over there. That’s Lily, she my best… I mean my only friend. I came to this school on the first 일 of my freshman 년 when this school was a performing arts school but after we 로스트 at sectionals we 로스트 all of the budget to keep Mckinley a performing arts school. Now we have jocks & cheerios and every kid is label as soon as they walk through the doors. (JACK PUSH ALEX INTO A LOCKER.) Hey. Watch where 당신 are going.
JACK
What was that fidget.
ALEX
I said nothing.
JACK
(HE PUSH ALEX TO THE GROUND.) Stop being gay. (HE EXITS.)
ALEX
(OVER VOICE.) I have a secret that I been hiding deep inside me. I’m a closeted gay. I know high school is a very challenging time for teenagers but throw being gay into the mix and suddenly you're no longer a needle in a haystack hiding, you're the haystack standing out. I told no one I’m gay. Not even Lily 또는 my dad because I don’t want the people I care about look at me differently. It’s like the world telling me if you’re gay your life will suck. I bet if I die tomorrow no one will care 또는 even notice.
(LILY WALK UP TO ALEX.)
LILY
Alex are 당신 ok.
ALEX
(OVERVOICE.) But I can’t do that to Lily. I can’t make her go through losing me.
LILY
Alex… Alex.
ALEX
Mmm.
LILY
Are 당신 ok. I saw Jack push 당신 into a locker. Alex does guys are jerks.
ALEX
(HE STANDS UP.) I’m fine. Let’s go to class. (LILY & ALEX LINK ARMS.)
LILY
Alex 당신 shouldn’t care about what people say about 당신 또는 think about you.
ALEX
I don’t. I only care what 당신 think about me. (LILY & ALEX WALK PASS KURT.) 저기요 Mr Hummel.
KURT
저기요 Alex, Lily
(THEY EXITS.)
(OVERVOICE.) Another year, another day. 당신 ask what am I doing at Mckinley when I’m supposed to be a big time Broadway star. Well I’m gonna tell 당신 why. In 2015 we won the Nationals and Mckinley became a performing arts school. Me, Blaine & Rachel 옮기기 back to New York and if 당신 were wondering and 당신 were I haven’t spoken to my Mckinley 프렌즈 instead for Santana & Sam since 2015 and I do miss them. Ok where was I oh yes in 2016 they reopen Dalton Academy and they were looking for a new coach for the warbles so Blaine decided to take the job (ANGRY.) without telling me and I 옮기기 back to Lima with him because I’m a good husband. In 2016 new directions 로스트 they first sectionals since 2012. So somehow we 로스트 all the budget for the school so now Mckinley a normal school. Sam had to go back to teaching the football team so I got hired as the new coach of new directions. So here I am at mckinley. (HE LOOK INTO A CLASS ROOM AT LILY.) I know teachers are not supposed to have favourites…. Who cares Mr Schu had favourites Finn & Rachel. Lily is my favourite she like the daughter I never had. (HE WAVE TO LILY. LILY WAVE BACK TO KURT. SANTANA WALK PAST.)
SANTANA
Lady Hummel can 당신 stop staring at your students. It’s creepy. (SHE EXITS.)
KURT
(OVERVOICE.) I forgot to mention Santana is a teacher.
Scene 4
(KURT ENTER THE CHOIR ROOM WHERE JAX, RYAN, ALEX, LILY, LEXI, CHLOE & GRACIE ARE SITTING.)
KURT
저기요 guys are 당신 ready for the 글리 year.
KENZIE
(SARCASTIC.) Yeah. We are so excited. We can’t even go to sectionals because we only have eight members.
LILY
I try to get Myron to stay in new directions but he won’t come back.
(CUT TO LILY & MYRON.)
LILY
Come on Myron we need you.
MYRON
No. I can’t go back.
LILY
But 당신 사랑 glee.
MYRON
That was before we 로스트 sectionals. Don’t worry we still have each other.
(BACK TO THE CHOIR ROOM.)
LILY
Myron might think we are dating.
KENZIE
No one gonna sign up Mr Hummel.
KURT
Oh come on lighten up. I like to welcome our two new members Ryan Wilson & Gracie Cohen-Chang. (THEY CLAP.)
KENZIE
Welcome to our club. 당신 are gonna get slushed everyday now.
JAX
Moving on. Mr Hummel 당신 only came back January this 년 when Coach Evans got a job has our football coach after our school turn into a normal high school.
KURT
That’s because no one was taking 글리 club. Don’t worry. Since my dream to become a big time Broadway 별, 스타 didn’t come true it’s my job to make 당신 all stars and I heard Nationals are in our state Ohio this year. (EVERYONE IS QUITE.) And they having internationals for the first time and it’s in Sydney Australia. (EVERYONE CHEAR.)
KURT
(DOING AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT.) Let’s go to Australia and see kangaroos.
LILY
That’s like the worst Australian accent ever.
KURT
Anyway. That is our goal for this 년 to get to internationals. Lily did anyone sign up for new directions.
LILY
If 당신 mean 의해 anyone do 당신 mean butt head 또는 penis mouth than yeah.
RYAN
Come on. Those were some of my best ones.
GRACIE
Mr Hummel we suck.
KENZIE
Screw this I didn’t make out with every guy at this school just to be a loser.
LEXI
Gracie & Kenzie are right. It’s all Lily fault.
LILY
Me. What did I do?
LEXI
당신 can’t sing. We all know why 당신 are in the 글리 club because 당신 can dance. Mr Hummel not that we have anything against your coaching but why did 당신 let Lily into 글리 club.
ALEX
Actually Coach Evans let her in.
LILY
Um Lexi I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. I want to easily forget your face.
RYAN
Oh snap.
KENZIE & LEXI
Shut up Ryan.
JAX
That’s enough Lexi.
LEXI
Really. Why Mr Hummel. (LILY WALKS OUT.)
ALEX
Lily.
KURT
Lil where are 당신 going.
Scene 4
LILY
(OVERVOICE.) I’m Lily Carter I’m a sophomore in high school. I 가입하기 글리 club because I want to be special. I tired of people picking on me & throwing slushies in my face because I’m an outsider. I’m part Dutch. I use to be fat. When I was 11 I 가입하기 dance classes & 엘 로스트 all the weight. Dancing is the way to show my diva side. Last 년 I won the record for doing 65 cartwheels in a minute. When I’m older I want to be a dancer 또는 a fashion designer. I 사랑 fashion as while as dancing. Me & my best friend Alex fight over with fashion magazine we like the best. My style unique I wear lots of ankle boots, leather skirts, dresses & sometimes I add a tie 또는 bow tie to that style but not all the time. I can sew. I can make my own clothes. Ok enough about fashion when I was 3 my dad left me, my mom and my twin brother. My Oma, that’s grandma in Dutch 옮기기 in with us. Two years later my dad was found dead. When I was 10 my Oma left with my evil twin brother, what he is evil he once put my 바비 인형 in the toilet and flush it anyway they left for New York leaving me & my mom 의해 ourselves. That’s when my mom became an alcoholic. I have a secret I’m dyspraxic, dyspraxia is kinda like dyslexia. Dyspraxia is a learning disabilities meaning I have trouble with school work also I have bad motor skills. I didn’t learn to tie my shoe laces to I was 12. Half way through the 6th grade I 옮기기 to Lima because I was bullied so badly at my old school. I was call retarded and so many other stuff. When I was starting high school my mom bribe the school broad to never let Mckinley know about my dyspraxia. 당신 ask how did I do that with my school work well….
(FLASHFORWARD.)
MELCOLM
Ok. All school work is all done.
LILY
Perfect.
MELCOLM
Can I see your boobs?
LILY
No.
LILY
(OVERVOICE.) What. Don’t judge me. I can’t risk anyone finding out about this disabilities. I don’t want to be seen as that girl because everyone will think I’m an idiot and my sass will only get me that far. Anyway Mr Hummel our new 글리 club coach is like the father I never had, some of the kids in 글리 are jealous of my friendship with Mr Hummel. (SHE LOOK OVER AT LEXI & JAX.) Anyway the last thing 당신 should know about me I never had a boyfriend. (ALEX WALKS UP TO HIS LOCKER.) But like every 15 년 old girl I had crushes I currently crushing on football Quarterback Jax Coleman & football coach Sam Evans (TO ALEX.) Have 당신 ever been kissed?
ALEX
의해 kissed 당신 mean my own hand than yes. (HE SEES LILY IS LOOKING AT LEXI & JAX.) Stop it Lily. They 인기 and we are not. How about we go out after school. We could go to the mail
LILY
Sure I will 사랑 to go out with my best gay. I mean best friend.
ALEX
Did 당신 just call me best gay.
LILY
Maybe.
ALEX
Lily I’m not gay. What make 당신 think I’m gay?
LILY
당신 use too much hair & face products, 당신 are into fashion & 당신 sound like a girl.
ALEX
Lily just because I like girly stuff doesn’t mean I’m gay. (HE 키스 LILY ON THE CHEEK.) See 당신 later Lil.
LILY
See ya. (SHE LOOK AT JAX & LEXI AGAIN. SHE WALK OFF SAD.)
Scene 5
(LILY IS IN THE CHOIR ROOM.)
KURT
저기요 Lily.
LILY
저기요 Mr Hummel.
KURT
Are 당신 ok.
LILY
(SARCASTIC.) Sure. It’s fun getting bullied 의해 the 인기 kids.
KURT
Hey.
LILY
Sorry but I’m just angry at Lexi & the bullies & that.
KURT
Lily why do 당신 always bring yourself down.
LILY
Everyone else does it. That why I have sass to show I am strong.
KURT
Lily you’re amazing. Don’t let anyone else bring 당신 down.
LILY
Mr Hummel I know 당신 only keep me in 글리 club because I can dance & plus I’m your favourite student. I know I can’t sing and I’m ok with that & I know you’re gay.
KURT
Lily that’s personal. Wait how do 당신 know.
LILY
당신 dress up like Willy Wonka, 당신 use way too much hair & face products & 당신 sound like Micky Mouse. (SHE PAUSE. KURT STARES AT HER.) To be honest with 당신 we only have 8 members because everyone think 글리 club is lame ever since new directions 로스트 sectionals.
KURT
글리 club isn’t lame. It was the best time in my life at school.
LILY
Maybe when 당신 were at school but not now.
(FLASHBACK TO THE SEASON 1 & 2 NEW DIRECTIONS MEMBERS GETTING SLUSHIE THROWN AT THEM.)
LILY
New directions haven’t won a nationals since two years ago. No other kid will want to 가입하기 glee. Mr Hummel we need the original members back.
KURT
Lily there left school.
LILY
We need them. They are winners. We are not. They can help us get members at least.
KURT
Lily how long have I known 당신 for.
LILY
I don’t know, 8 months.
KURT
Lily I know 당신 for 8 months and you’re already my favourite don’t tell the other kids.
LILY
(CUTE LAUGH.) Don’t worry. I won’t.
KURT
Lily I use to get toutmanted when I was your age and it pissed me off.
LILY
의해 that homophobic bully who dated your husband. Mrs Lopez & Coach Evans tell me.
KURT
Ok. Santana & Sam shouldn’t be telling students my personal details. Lily we got to stick together.
LILY
Deal. (LILY & KURT HUG.)
KURT
I work on something for 당신 that will make 당신 feel better.
LILY
Ok.
KURT
Play this Brad. Lily sit here 다음 to Brad.
LILY
Is he always there.
KURT
Yes. (SINGING.) Hey, Dapper Dan
You've both got your style
But Brother,
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile!
Your clothes may be Beau Brummelly
They stand out a mile --
(KURT PUT LILY ON THE PIANO.) But Brother,
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile!
LILY
(SINGING & DANCING.) Who cares what they're wearing
On Main Street,
또는 Saville Row,
It's what 당신 wear from ear to ear
And not from head to toe
KURT
That matters (LILY GETS OFF THEW PIANO. SPOKEN.) Ah the lovely Brolyn sisters.
LILY
Do doodle
Do doodle
Do, do, do, do, do
KURT
Hit the dance floor Lily.
(LILY DO SOME DANCE MOVES THEN LILY & KURT DO A CARTWHEEL THAN KURT PICK LILY UP & SPIN HER IN ONE 원, 동그라미 AND PUT HER DOWN AGAIN)
LILY & KURT
(SINGING & DANCING.) So, senator,
So, janitor,
So long for a while.
Remember
LILY
You’re Never fully dressed,
KURT
Though 당신 may wear your best.
LILY & KURT
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile
Smile!
Smile!
(SPOKEN) Smile, darn ya, smile!
KURT
Lily 당신 got something everyone else don’t have “dance moves, your sass & your kindest”. Come here. (THEY HUG & HE 키스 HER ON THE CHECK.) I am going to Mr Schu’s office. (HE START TO EXIT.)
LILY
당신 know it is going to happen someday.
KURT
What is?
LILY
당신 having a child. I know 당신 see me has your daughter but to be honest to 당신 I am only 8 years younger than 당신 but my dad die when I was 5 so if I could have anyone has a dad I will have you. I think 당신 will be a great dad. 당신 & your husband.
KURT
I got to go. (HE EXITS.)
Scene 6
(IN WILL OFFICE.)
WILL
What is it Kurt.
KURT
Mr Schu it’s about the 글리 kids.
WILL
What about them.
KURT
Lily says no one wants to 가입하기 글리 because everybody thinks its lame. These kids feel like outsiders after they 로스트 Sectionals and the school turn into a normal school.
WILL
These kids are dealing with the same stuff 당신 guys deal with when 당신 were in glee.
KURT
That’s right. Lily suggested we get our old 글리 club but they have they own lives. We need to show new directions they don’t need anybody help. I need your help.
WILL
What do 당신 suggest.
Scene 6
(THE 글리 KIDS ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER. KURT & WILL ENTER.)
KURT
저기요 guys.
JAX
What is Mr Schuster doing here.
WILL
Well I was the director of new directions back in 2011.
LEXI
당신 mean when the 글리 club was good.
GRACIE
Lexi.
WILL
Kurt bought it to my attention that 당신 guys think 글리 club is lame.
LILY
It is lame. It might have been cool in 2011 but not now. Everybody sees us as outsiders, misfits, everybody sees us as people to push in to lockers 또는 throw slushies in our face.
ALEX
The jerks at this school throw a slushie in my face when I just at a facile.
LILY
People don’t want to 가입하기 glee.
WILL
Lily 글리 club is where people 가입하기 to feel like they belong no matter if your outsider 또는 misfit 또는 popular. That’s where 당신 guys are wrong. Me & Kurt got something to show 당신 kids. Hit it.
KURT
(SINGING.) La la, la la
당신 were the 인기 one, the 인기 chick
It is what it is, now I'm popular-ish
WILL
Standing on the field with your pretty pompom
Now you're working at the movie selling 인기 corn
I could have been a mess but I never went wrong
'Cause I'm putting down my story in a 인기 song
KURT
Ahhh, I'm putting down my story
WILL & KURT
in a 인기 song
My problem, I never was
NEW DIRECTIONS
a model,
WILL & KURT
I never was
NEW DIRECTIONS
A scholar,
But 당신 were always popular,
ALL
당신 were 노래 all the songs I don't know
Now you're in the front row
'Cause my song is popular
Popular,
WILL
I know about popular
WILL & KURT
It's not about who 당신 are 또는 your fancy car
You're only ever who 당신 were
ALL
Popular,
WILL
I know about popular
WILL & KURT
And all that 당신 have to do is be true to you
That's all 당신 ever need to know
ALL
So catch up 'cause 당신 got an awful long way to go
So catch up 'cause 당신 got an awful long way to go
KENZIE
Always on the lookout for someone to hate,
KENZIE & RYAN
Picking on me like a 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 plate
KENZIE
당신 hid during classes, and in between 'em
KENZIE & RYAN
Dunked me in the toilets, now it's 당신 that cleans them
RYAN
당신 tried to make me feel bad with the things 당신 do
It ain't so funny when the joke's on you
KENZIE
Ooh, the joke's on you
KENZIE & RYAN
Got everyone laughing, got everyone clapping, asking,
KENZIE
"How come 당신 look so cool?"
KENZIE & RYAN
'Cause that's the only thing that I've learned at school, boy
I said that that's the only thing that I've learned at school
KURT
Popular, I know about popular
It's not about who 당신 are 또는 your fancy car
You're only ever who 당신 were
ALL
Popular, I know about popular
It's not about who 당신 are 또는 your fancy car
You're only ever who 당신 were
Popular, I know about popular
And all that 당신 have to do is be true to you.
That's all 당신 ever need to know...
KURT
That's all 당신 ever need to know... (SPOKEN.)
LILY
That was awesome.
WILL
Thank you.
Scene 7
(BLAINE & KURT ARE HAVING COFFEE.)
KURT
저기요 Blaine.
BLAINE
저기요 how was school.
KURT
Can we not talk about school.
BLAINE
Ok you’re mad.
KURT
I’m not mad.
BLAINE
Yes 당신 are. 당신 are making the face 당신 do when you’re angry.
KURT
I don’t make a face.
BLAINE
Kurt 당신 do make a face. Don’t worry I think it’s adorable. What’s up?
KURT
당신 know Lily Carter right.
BLAINE
당신 tell me about lots of your students. Isn’t she the one that is like a daughter 당신 never have and 당신 just want to adopt her? (KURT STARES AT BLAINE.) Keep going.
KURT
She wants me to get the new directions from 2010 to help us get new members but I haven’t spoken to does people for about two years. I even try calling Rachel but she won’t answer my calls. I don’t know what to do. Most of these kids feel like they outsiders.
BLAINE
I can’t tell 당신 what to do Kurt but these kids needs some guidance so they won’t feel worthless. 저기요 let me get 당신 a coffee. My treat.
KURT
That will be nice. (BLAINE EXITS. TINA & BRITTANY WEARING THEY SINGLE LADIES LEOTARDS ENTER AND WALK UP TO KURT.)
TINA
저기요 Kurt.
KURT
Tina, Brittany what are 당신 doing here. I miss 당신 guy’s sooo much. What are 당신 wearing?
BRITTANY
Don’t 당신 remember Kurt.
TINA
2009 your basement.
KURT
Single ladies. How can I forget?
BRITTANY
Have 당신 come prepared?
KURT
Are 당신 kidding me. I always come prepared for a bit of Beyoncé. (HE RIB HIS 셔츠 OPEN. KURT IS WEARING HIS SINGLE LADIES UNITARD.) Hit it. (SINGING.)
All the single ladies
TINA & BRITTANY
All the single ladies
KURT
All the single ladies
TINA & BRITTANY
All the single ladies
KURT
All the single ladies
TINA & BRITTANY
All the single ladies
KURT
All the single ladies
KURT, TINA & BRITTANY
Now put your hands up
KURT
Up in the club
TINA & BRITTANY
Club.
KURT
we just broke up
TINA & BRITTANY
Up
KURT
And I'm doing my own little thing
당신 decided to dip
TINA & BRITTANY
Dip
KURT
but now 당신 wanna trip
TINA & BRITTANY
Trip
KURT
Cause another brother noticed me
I'm up on him,
TINA & BRITTANY
Him
KURT
he up on me
TINA & BRITTANY
Me
KURT, TINA & BRITTANY
don't pay him any attention
KURT
Cause I cried my tears,
TINA & BRITTANY
Tears
KURT
for three good years
TINA & BRITTANY
Years
KURT
Ya can't be mad at me
KURT, BRITTANY & TINA
Cause if 당신 liked it then 당신 should have put a ring on it
If 당신 liked it then 당신 should've put a ring on it
Don't be mad once 당신 see that he want it
If 당신 liked it then 당신 should've put a ring on it
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Cause if 당신 liked it then 당신 should have put a ring on it
If 당신 liked it then 당신 should've put a ring on it
Don't be mad once 당신 see that he want it
If 당신 liked it then 당신 should've put a ring on it
KURT
I got gloss on my lips,
TINA & BRITTANY
Lips
KURT
a man on my hips
TINA & BRITTANY
Hips
KURT
Hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans
연기 up,
TINA & BRITTANY
Up
KURT
drink in my cup
BRITTANY & TINA
Cup.
KURT
I could care less what 당신 think
I need no permission, did I mention
KURT, TINA & BRITTANY
Don't pay him any attention
KURT
Cause 당신 had your turn
TINA & BRITTANY
Turn
KURT
And now 당신 gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me
KURT, TINA & BRITTANY
Cause if 당신 liked it then 당신 should have put a ring on it
If 당신 liked it then 당신 should've put a ring on it
Don't be mad once 당신 see that he want it
If 당신 liked it then 당신 should've put a ring on it
KURT, TINA & BRITTANY
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
KURT
Wuh uh oh (BLAINE ENTERS. KURT IS 일 DREAMING LOOKING OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.)
BLAINE
Kurt….KURT. Are 당신 ok.
KURT
I’m fine.
Scene 8
(IN LILY BEDROOM. LILY IS HAVING A SLEEPOVER WITH ALEX & GRACIE. ALEX & GRACIE IS LOOKING A MEGAZINE.)
GRACIE
How come Channing Tatum is in like every single movie.
ALEX
Because his sexy as hell. (GRACIE LOOK AT HIM.) That was out loud wasn’t it?
GRACIE
Lily shih tzu 강아지 is freaking me out.
ALEX
Gracie it’s a maltese. (LILY ENTER.)
LILY
Bella is just hungry. I will give her 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 in a second.
GRACIE
Thanks guys for spending time with me. My sister is back in town & I don’t want to hear her bragging about her 연기 career 또는 how she rub vaporub on her best friend who is gay 의해 the way because she at a crush on him.
ALEX
We here for Lily to.
LILY
How dare Lexi tell me I can’t sing?
GRACIE
Well it’s true. (ALEX HIT HER WITH A PILLOW.) Ow.
ALEX
Gracie we are meant to help Lily.
LILY
(SHE SITS ON THE 침대 WITH ALEX & GRACIE.) Who cares anyway what some cheerleader thinks. Let’s just watch the movie. (SHE PLAYS THE MOVIE.)
ALEX
How can she be in 사랑 with both guys?
LILY
Because she can Alex. It’s not a crime to be in 사랑 with two guys.
GRACIE
Guys I have a confession. (LILY PAUSE TO MOVIE.)
LILY
Oh my god you’re pregnant.
GRACIE
No. I steal this from my sister’s old room. (SHE GIVE LILY A DVD.)
LILY
What is it.
GRACIE
Its new directions at Nationals in 2012.
ALEX
Come on Lil put it in. (LILY PUT IT IN. THEY WATCH THE VIDEO.)
GRACIE
Wow they really good. Now I finally understand why my up herself sister think she’s better than me. Why can’t we be like that?
ALEX
If we had them training us. We will win. (LILY PAUSE THE VIDEO.) 저기요 we were watching that.
LILY
Guys I got a great idea.
Scene 9
(IN A CLASSROOM.)
SAVANNAH
Cool these Mars.
RYAN
I want to sit under your Uranus. (ALEX & GRACIE LAUGH.) What.
GRACIE
Nothing.
LILY
Ok this secret 글리 club meeting is in section. Me as the leader of new direction I am gonna make this right.
SAVANNAH
Who elect 당신 as leader.
LILY
I’m Mr Hummel favourite Savannah. New directions hasn’t went to national since 2015 so we need to get the members from the 2010 new directions back.
LEXI
또는 we could kick 당신 out. Who vote to kick Lily out of new directions?
JAX
Yeah. Listen to Lily she right if we get the old members we might have a chance of going to internationals and getting four new members.
LILY
Thanks Jax.
JAX
Your welcome. (JAX SIT DOWN AGAIN. LILY JUST SMILES AT JAX.)
ALEX
Lil…
LILY
Oh yeah. Ok. Here is the member’s names from 2010.
GRACIE
Mr Hummel is on this list.
ALEX
And Mr Schu was the director.
SAVANNAH
Santana Lopez she my Spanish teacher.
RYAN
Sam Evans his my football coach.
LILY
The super-hot football coach.
NEW DIRECTIONS
What.
LILY
Nothing.
GRACIE
Tina is my annoying older sister. All these other people I don’t know.
LILY
I did some research on the other members I find out where the other people are & Brittany S Pierce is mine & Ryan dance teacher.
LEXI
I think we should just kick 당신 out.
ALEX
Lexi If we agreed with 당신 we’d all be wrong.
LEXI
Lily this is a trouble idea.
LILY
Lexi remember when I asked 당신 for your opinion? Me neither so don’t give it.
SAVANNAH
How the hell do 당신 expect us to get the members?
LILY
I got a plan. We will soon win the internationals. Diva out. (SHE EXITS.)
GRACIE
Is she gonna diva out after every time she leaves a room?
ALEX
Probably.
Scene 10
(IN THE TEACHER LUNCH ROOM.)
SANTANA
저기요 lady Hummel.
KURT
당신 calling me lady Hummel is a hate crime.
SANTANA
I been calling 당신 that since 당신 were 16. So how is everything with 당신 & Blaine?
KURT
Ok. What about 당신 & Brittany.
SANTANA
Ok. (SAM LAUGHS WHILE LOOKING AT HIS PHONE.) What is so funny Trouty mouth?
SAM
I am sexing Mercedes.
KURT
Sam just ask her out. 당신 guys been on again off again for the last 6 years. 당신 are like Rachel & Ross from friends.
SAM
I can’t. Besides she told me she has a boyfriend in LA.
SANTANA
당신 two are 연기 like a bunch of teenagers. We are the stupid ones who choose to come back to high school.
SAM
I think these kids are rubbing off on us.
SANTANA
So Kurt how is your little 글리 geeks.
KURT
We only have eight members no one want to 가입하기 the new directions. I don’t know what happen. It was so cool when we were in high school.
SANTANA
No it wasn’t. I remember we use to get slushie & push into lockers.
KURT
Yeah. Well I remember 당신 only 가입하기 글리 with Brittany & Quinn to spy for Sue.
SANTANA
But I end up becoming 프렌즈 with 당신 nerds.
KURT
That’s true. I do miss being part of new directions.
SANTANA
당신 are a part of new directions.
SAM
당신 are the director.
KURT
I mean the people in glee. I mean think about it when was the last time 당신 saw Rachel, Puck & Quinn.
SAM
(HE THINK ABOUT IT.) I don’t know exactly.
KURT
The only people I see is 당신 two & Brittany. I sometimes walk into Mike when I go out shopping but I haven’t seen Rachel in one year. I think she still angry at me for moving back to Lima.
SANTANA
저기요 she forgive me for auditing for her understudy.
KURT
Yeah but 당신 guys were at each other throats for a few months.
SAM
Rachel is a big time Broadway 별, 스타 I don’t think she will come down to Lima to see us any time soon.
SANTANA
Yeah.
(IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAY.)
LILY
Ok. Let’s get Mrs Lopez & Coach Evans first. They will be in the teacher lunch.
GRACIE
I sometimes watch dance 영화 and wonder to myself why none of them are Asian.
LILY
I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I crap on?” I probably will crap on Lexi 또는 Kenzie.
GRACIE
Here the teacher lunch.
LILY
Ok. 당신 go in first.
GRACIE
Me. Why don’t 당신 go first? 당신 are the 글리 club captain.
LILY
But you’re Asian. Teachers 사랑 Asians.
GRACIE
That’s a little racist. How about we go in together.
LILY
Ok. (THEY ENTER THE TEACHERS LUNCH.)
SAM
If we can only….
TEACHER 1
This is our private room.
LILY
Gracie is Asian and I am part Dutch. Kicking us out would be a hate crime.
KURT
Lily, Gracie what are 당신 doing here.
LILY
We need Mrs Lopez & Coach Evans to help us with….
GRACIE
Glee.
LILY
Spanish.
GRACIE
Football.
LILY
We need Mrs Lopez & Coach Evans to help us with football Spanish glee. It’s when 당신 play football and sing Spanish words. It’s a real thing.
SANTANA
Ok I know that’s not a real thing.
LILY
We need to talk to Mrs Lopez & Coach Evans outside for a second. (SAM & SANTANA WALK OUTSIDE WITH LILY & GRACIE.)
SANTANA
What do 당신 want man hands & mini Tina Cohen-Chang.
SAM
Santana how the hell did 당신 become a teacher.
GRACIE
Mrs Lopez please don’t call me other my sister.
SANTANA
Whatever.
LILY
We had this great idea.
GRACIE
Actually Lily had this great idea.
LILY
Fine. I had this great idea to get all the original new directions members back to help us reboot new directions since we only have 8 members it will help us get 더 많이 members so we can reach our goal to go to internationals. 당신 two were an original member so 당신 can help us right. So please help us make our dreams come true.
SAM
Ok. We will help you.
SANTANA
We will.
SAM
We will.
LILY
Thank you.
SAM
Your welcome Lily & Gracie.
LILY
Come to the Choir room on Thursday ready to reboot New Directions.
SAM
Ok.
Scene 12
(AT LILY LOCKER. MYRON IS LOOKING AT LILY. LILY LOOKS AT ALEX ACROSS THE HALL. LILY WAVE TO HIM. ALEX WAVE BACK AND THAN WALK OFF. MYRON WALK UP TO HER.)
MYRON
저기요 sugar do 당신 know what'd look good on you? Me.
LILY
Do 당신 know what'd look good on you? Nothing! Sorry Myron I don’t 날짜 guys who are shorter than me.
MYRON
Lil what are 당신 doing.
LILY
What do 당신 mean?
MYRON
Chasing three guys 당신 can’t have.
LILY
What are 당신 talking about.
MYRON
First 당신 have a crush on Jaxon a high school jock the Quarterback for the football team. He is dating head cheerleader Alexis so 당신 can’t 날짜 him. 초 당신 have a crush on football coach Sam Evans 당신 can’t 날짜 him because his sort of a teacher.
LILY
당신 shouldn’t believe in everything that’s on Marvin blog.
MYRON
I can see something that’s everyone else at this school doesn’t see.
LILY
What’s that?
MYRON
당신 been spend an awful lot of time with Alex.
LILY
Of course. His my best friend.
MYRON
당신 have a crush on fashionista musical theatre lover Alexander Harrison. Alex can’t like 당신 because his gay. So am I’m right 또는 wrong. (PAUSE.)
LILY
Fine. Yes I do have a crush on Jax & I might have feelings for Sam…I meant Coach Evans.
MYRON
See I’m a genius.
LILY
Let me finish but me & Alex are best friend and his not gay. He told me.
MYRON
I seen the way 당신 look at Alex when 당신 two hang out and that’s not the way a best friend look at a best friend. 당신 can’t denied it. 당신 got to figure out what 당신 want and when 당신 do I will be there. (MYRON EXITS.)
Scene 13
(IN BREADSTIX. QUINN ENTER WITH MIKE, PUCK. TINA, ARTIE, MERCEDES & BLAINE ARE SITTING AT A TABLE.)
TINA
Quinn, Puck over here.
QUINN
Do 당신 guys know what’s going on.
ARTIE
No. We got invited here like 당신 but I don’t know 의해 who.
MIKE
Mercedes I thought 당신 were on a tour with Beyoncé.
MERCEDES
I was but I thought this was emergency. Like Quinn is knock up again.
LILY
(OVERVOICE. SHE LOOKING AT ALEX.) Look at Jax body he so perfect & so out of my league. Why is he with Lexi? I wish he Look at me like he does with her and than these coach Evans he is now a sort of teacher so his out of my league and then these Alex look at those big grey eyes. His so cute. Oh crap maybe Myron right. I do have a crush on both Jax, coach Evans & Alex three guys I can’t have. What’s wrong with me? Lily why are 당신 asking yourself that question. I’m screw.
ALEX
Lily can I talk to you. For the past two days it seems like you’re averting me.
LILY
Alex I’m not averting you.
ALEX
Lily we are best 프렌즈 I know everything about you. Your favourite movie is step up, when your sad 당신 eat a whole jar of 땅콩 버터 & I know when somethings up with you. What’s up?
LILY
Nothing up.
ALEX
Come on Lil 당신 can tell me anything.
LILY
I wish I can tell 당신 but I can’t.
ALEX
You’re pregnant.
LILY
What. No. Why when someone has a secret people assume they pregnant. I have to forces on this. Ok. Guys there are here but Rachel Berry is in New York on Broadway.
JAX
How are we gonna ask Rachel 의해 Friday.
LILY
Skipping school to go to New York.
ALEX
Who are 당신 and what have 당신 done with Lily Carter.
LILY
Come on guys it will be fun to go to the city of 사랑 for a day.
ALEX
Lily the city of 사랑 is Paris.
LILY
Whatever. 당신 know what I mean. We can’t all go so some will have to stay behind.
JAX
Has co leader I’ll go.
SAVANNAH
I’ll go too.
ALEX
I’ll go three.
LILY
Ok. The rest have to stay behind. Savannah are 당신 sure 당신 don’t want to perform with me, Kenzie, Lexi & Gracie.
SAVANNAH
I’m sure. I am in to stuff 의해 black artist.
LILY
Ok. We up. Hello. Hi I’m Lily Carter and I’m from the Mckinley high 글리 club new directions and we the New Direction girls 노래 me too 의해 Meghan Trainor.
GRACIE
Be mined Lily is a terrible singer. She only in 글리 because they needed a girl dancer.
LILY
Thanks Gracie. (SINGING.) Yow. Who's that sexy thing I see over there?
GRACIE
That's me, standin' in the mirror
LEXI
What's that icy thang hangin' 'round my neck?
KENZIE
That's gold, show me some respect oh ah
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
I thank God every day
KENZIE
uh huh
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
That I woke up feelin' this way
KENZIE
uh huh
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
And I can't help lovin' myself
And I don't need nobody else
LILY
nuh uh
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
If I was you, I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
If I was you, I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
(LILY WALK OFF THE MINI STAGE.) I'd wanna be me
LILY
Too (LILY DOES A CARTWHEEL AND BLOW A 키스 TO THE AUDIENES.)
KENZIE
I walk in like a dime piece
GRACIE
I go straight to VIP
LILY
I never pay for my drinks
LEXI
My entourage behind me
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
My life's a movie, Tom Cruise
So bless me, baby, achoo
And even if they tried to
GRACIE
They can't do it like I do
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
I thank God every day
KENZIE
uh huh
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
That I woke up feelin' this way
KENZIE
uh huh
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
And I can't help lovin' myself
And I don't need nobody else
LILY
nuh uh
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
If I was you, I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
If I was you, I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
If I was you, I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
If I was you, I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me
Too (EVERYONE CLIP.)
LILY
(SPOKEN.) Thank 당신 everyone. (SHE AND THE REST OF NEW DIRECTIONS WALK UP TO THE ORINGALS.) So what did 당신 guys think?
QUINN
Well your vocals need some work but you’re a great dancer.
LILY
Thank you.
JAX
Lily.
LILY
Oh right. I’m Lily and this is Lexi, Kenzie, Jax, Ryan, Alex, Gracie & Savannah.
TINA
(TO PUCK.) Gracie is my younger sister.
SAVANNAH
(TO MERCEDES.) Big 팬 의해 the way.
LILY
We are the 2017 new directions. 당신 can see we only have 8 members we need 당신 guys to help us get 12 so we can go to sectionals.
TINA
it will be fun to see Kurt & Mr Schu again.
PUCK
We’ll be happy to help.
LILY
Ok. Met us in the choir room on Thursday.
PUCK
Ok.
Scene 15
(LILY IS IN THE BOYFRIEND CHANGE ROOM.)
LILY
Jax I’m open. (JAX THROW HER THE BALL BUT SHE MISS IT.)
RYAN
She a trouble catch.
JACK
No girls are allowed in the boy change room unleased they strippers 또는 cherrios. (HE HIGH FIVE HIS FRIEND.)
LILY
Jack 당신 are a man child who take your problems out on other people and your armpit smells like rotten eggs mix with pee. (RYAN & JAX LAUGH.)
JACK
Shut up. (JACK SMELLS HIS ARMPITS AND THAN WALK OFF. JAX WALKS UP TO LILY.)
JAX
Lily what are 당신 doing here. This is the boy change room.
LILY
I just wanna ask are 당신 excited about our new York trip.
JAX
Couldn’t 당신 wait until 글리 club rehearsal to ask that.
LILY
Not really.
JAX
Yeah. Ok. I’m getting a feeling that wasn’t all 당신 wanted to ask
LILY
Ok. I’ll just say it. How are things with 당신 & Lexi going?
JAX
Good. I mean she doesn’t understand my feelings what I want. I sometimes wish I can be with a girl who understands me.
LILY
Jax do 당신 want my opinion.
JAX
Sure.
LILY
당신 shouldn’t be with a girl who don’t listen to 당신 & don’t care about what 당신 want. 당신 deserve better Jax. (JAX LEAN IN TO 키스 LILY BUT THEN STOP HIMSELF.)
JAX
I can’t do it. I can’t cheat on Lexi. I have to go. (JAX LEAVES.)
Scene 17
(IN NEW YORK. JAX, GRACIE, ALEX & LILY GET OUT OF THE SUBWAY.)
SAVANNAH
Wow New York is so big. Are 당신 sure we won’t get into trouble for missing school.
LILY
Trust me we won’t. I tell my mom I was sick she let me take the 일 off school. (SAVANNAH & ALEX START TALKING TO EACH OTHER.) Jax we should talk.
JAX
About what.
LILY
당신 know. About 당신 almost 키싱 me.
JAX
Lil there’s nothing to talk about. I am with Lexi. I don’t like you. (LILY WALK AWAY FROM HIM.) Lily.
LILY
당신 were right. There’s nothing to talk about. I hope 당신 & Lexi are happy together.
ALEX
Let’s go to Broadway. I always wanted to see Wicked.
LILY
Wait a sec Alex. Me & Alex are going to Rachel apartment. 당신 guys can look at stuff met back here in 3 hours.
SAVANNAH
Hell no. we didn’t came all the way to New York so 당신 & Alex can meet Broadway stars.
JAX
Lily how did 당신 get Rachel addressed.
(FLASHBACK. AT MCKINGLY HIGH.)
LILY
Coach Evans can I talk to you.
SAM
Look Lily your sweet but I am not into dating students.
LILY
What.
SAM
Nothing.
LILY
Do 당신 know where in New York Broadway actress Rachel Berry lives.
SAM
Yeah but I am not telling you.
LILY
Why not.
SAM
Its private Lily.
LILY
What if I give 당신 my old Justin Bieber CD’s.
SAM
Really.
LILY
Sure. Justin Bieber is a singer for 12 년 old girls.
SAM
Ok. (HE GIVE HER A PIECE OF PAPER.)
LILY
Thanks Sam I mean Coach Evans. (HE WALKS OFF.)
(BACK TO NEW YORK.)
LILY
I know people. Let’s go. (THEY SPREAD UP.)
Scene 18
(AT RACHEL APARTMENT. RACHEL LISTENS TO THE VOICE MAIL.)
KURT
(OVERVOICE.) 저기요 Rachel. I know you’re very busy and we hardly talk anymore and you’re still angry at me for going back to Ohio with Blaine but I will 사랑 to talk to you. Please call me back. (THESE A KNOCK ON THE DOOR.)
RACHEL
I’m coming. (SHE OPEN THE DOOR.) Can I help you? (LILY & ALEX ENTER THE APARTMENT.)
LILY
Hi Rachel Berry. 당신 don’t know me. I’m Lily Carter & this is Alex Harrison. We here to take 당신 to Lima Ohio.
RACHEL
Ok 당신 better get out of here before I call the cops. Now get out of here teenage Hummel & blue eyes.
ALEX
Why does everyone call me that?
LILY
Well 당신 do look like a younger version of Mr Hummel.
ALEX
Hello Miss Berry. Alex Harrison big fan. What Lily was trying to say is we are from Mckinley highs 글리 club New Directions but no one is signing up and Lily had the idea to get all the originals back to help us.
RACHEL
I thought Mckinley high was a performing arts school now.
LILY
It was. But we 로스트 the budget after new directions 로스트 sectionals. The football teams back Sam Evans is coaching it with Coach Beist. Kurt Hummel is teaching the 글리 club but we only have 8 members.
RACHEL
That’s why Kurt & Blaine left new York 8 months ago. Sorry but that’s behind me. That’s not my life anymore.
JESSE
(HE ENTERS.) 저기요 Rach.
LILY
Come on Alex. Rachel I thought 당신 will help your old 글리 club but all 당신 care about is yourself. 당신 let everyone down even Mr Hummel.
ALEX
Jesse St James I 사랑 you.
LILY
Alex come on. (LILY & ALEX EXIT.)
JESSE
Who was that. 저기요 Rachel. Rachel
RACHEL
Just some stupid kids wanting my autograph.
Scene 19
(AT MCKINGLY HIGH IN THE CHOIR ROOM.)
LILY
Guys I’m part Dutch, Gracie is Asian & Alex is gay.
ALEX
I’m not gay.
KENZIE
Says every in closet homosexual guy ever.
ALEX
I’m not gay Kenzie.
KENZIE
(SARCASTIC.) Sure.
LEXI
What is your point?
LILY
My point is 글리 club makes a culture. (SANTANA & SAM ENTER.)
GRACIE
The culture no one wants to be in since we 로스트 sectionals last year.
SANTANA
저기요 글리 club was cool when I was in it.
LEXI
That was like 20 years ago.
SANTANA
당신 little bitch. I will go all Lima Heights on your ass.
SAM
Santana calm down.
SANTANA
Fine. (LOOKING AT THE 글리 CLUB.) Ok who do we have here? Teenage Hummel, blondie, young Quinn Farbray, Mercedes Jones want to be, Tina sister & another cheerio. I can work with this.
SAM
When are the others getting here?
LILY
They should be here soon.
TINA
We here.
MIKE
Sorry we are late.
(BRITTANY & SANTANA KISS.)
KENZIE
Get a room.
SANTANA
I am gonna kill this little bitch.
BRITTANY
Santana you’re a teacher 당신 can’t kill her. Lord Tomtey kill a 쥐, 마우스 once. It wasn’t pretty.
SANTANA
I didn’t mean literally Britt.
BRITTANY
(SHE SEES SAVANNAH.) Hi Mercedes.
MERCEDES
I’m Mercedes.
BRITTANY
Liar.
BLAINE
So where is Kurt,
ALEX
Tell them Lily.
QUINN
Tell us what.
LILY
He doesn’t know I did this. Look guys I want to go to Internationals and the only way we can do that is if we get 12 members and the only way we can get 4 new members is if 당신 guys help.
TINA
Ohhh 당신 are so cute.
BLAINE
Ok we will help.
LILY
Yay.
KENZIE
또는 we could just kick Lily out. Lily 당신 will never be a singer. 당신 are only in 글리 club because 당신 can dance and plus 당신 & Mr Hummel have this weird friendship thing. The only job 당신 will have after 당신 leave school is working at breadstix like your mom.
PUCK
저기요 that wasn’t very nice. I would know I wasn’t very nice in high school.
KENZIE
Oh please. I’m a hard cold 암캐, 암 캐 & that why people 사랑 me.
SANTANA
Oh my god it’s the teenage me.
LILY
I can handle this. Kenzie, can I be honest with you? The only jobs 당신 will have after 당신 leave high school is working at a stripe joint 또는 a McDonalds so 당신 better practice dancing on a pole 또는 노래 “Do 당신 want fiiirrrddddssss with that”
QUINN
(TO LILY.) That’s enough. Sit down. (LILY SIT DOWN.)
BLAINE
Guys can we show 당신 something. One of our favourite numbers. Hit it.
(SINGING.) If 당신 see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
15 miles to the
MERCEDES
사랑 shack', 사랑 shack, yeah, yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway
MERCEDES, TINA, RACHEL, SANTANA, QUINN & BRITTANY
Lookin' for the 사랑 getaway, headed for the 사랑 getaway
BLAINE
I got me a car, it's as big as a 고래
BLAINE & LILY
And we're headin' on
LILY
Down to the 사랑 shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
MERCEDES
The 사랑 shack is a little old place
Where
ALL EXPECT LEXI, RYAN, JAX, KENZIE, GRACIE, ALEX & SAVANNAH.
We can get together
사랑 shack, baby
BLAINE
A 사랑 shack, baby (NEW DIRECTION 가입하기 IN.)
ALL
사랑 shack, baby, 사랑 shack
사랑 shack, baby, 사랑 shack
LILY
Sign says, 'Stay away fools'
'Cause 사랑 rules at the lo-o-ove shack
(SHE GRAB BLAINE’S TIE.) Well, it's set way back in the middle of a field
BLAINE
(BLAINE & LILY DANCE OVER TO THE PIANO.) Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back (BLAINE PICK LILY UP AND PUT HER ON THE PIANO.)
BRITTANY
Glitter on the mattress
QUINN
Glitter on the highway
TINA
Glitter on the front porch
MERCEDES
Glitter on the highway
ALL
The 사랑 shack is a little old place
Where we can get together
사랑 shack, baby
LILY
사랑 shack, baby
ALL
(BLAINE TUCK LILY OF THE PIANO.) 사랑 shack, that's where it's at
사랑 shack, that's where it's at
(LILY DOES A CARTWHEEL.)
LILY
Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale
And it's about to set sail
I got me a car, it seats about twenty
So come on and bring your jukebox money! (KURT & WILL ENTER AND WATCH AT THE DOORWAY. THEY DON’T 가입하기 IN.)
ALL EXPECT WILL & KURT
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
BLAINE
Knock a little louder, Sugar
ALL EXPECT WILL, WILL & KURT
Bang bang bang, on the door, baby
BLAINE
I can't hear you
ALL EXPECT WILL, BLAINE & KURT
Bang, bang
BLAINE
On the door, baby
ALL EXPECT WILL, BLAINE & KURT
Bang, bang
BLAINE
On the door
ALL EXPECT WILL, BLAINE & KURT
Bang, bang
BLAINE
On the door, baby
ALL EXPECT WILL, BLAINE & KURT
Bang, bang
BLAINE
You're WHAT?
LILY
Tin roof, rusted
MERCEDES
사랑 shack!
ALL EXPECT WILL & KURT
사랑 shack, baby, 사랑 shack
MERCEDES
Yeah
ALL EXPECT WILL & KURT
사랑 shack, baby, 사랑 shack
MERCEDES
사랑 shack
BLAINE
사랑 baby that's where it's at, yeah
ALL EXPECT WILL & KURT
사랑 shack, baby, 사랑 shack
ALL EXPECT WILL & KURT
사랑 shack
BLAINE
Huggin' and a kissin'
ALL EXPECT WILL & KURT
사랑 shack, baby, 사랑 shack
MERCEDES
Baby, 사랑 shack
BLAINE
Dancin' and a lovin'
MERCEDES & BLAINE
At the 사랑 shack
KURT
What’s going on.
LILY
Look Mr Hummel we need them to help us get new members so we can go to Sectionals, Regionals, Nationals and finally Internationals in Australia. 당신 know I never been out of America and….
WILL
Lily in my office now.
LILY
But Prinpal Schuster I didn’t finish.
WILL
No buts in my office. (LILY & WILL EXIT.)
BLAINE
Kurt I’m sorry I keep this from you.
KURT
Don’t. (HE EXITS.)
Scene 20
(IN WILL OFFICE.)
KURT
Can I please break this silence. Lily 당신 went to New York City.
LILY
How did 당신 guys find out about that?
(FLASHBACK.)
LEXI
Mr Schuster Lily is not sick she went to New York City.
(BACK TO WILL’S OFFICE.)
LILY
Ok I did go to New York City but I can’t get into trouble for that. Kids go on 1 일 holiday all the time.
WILL
We rang your mom she thought 당신 were sick, she didn’t know.
LILY
She would have been too drunk to notice anyway.
KURT
Lily what were 당신 doing in New York.
LILY
Since the secret out I have no choice but to tell you. If I tell 당신 Mr Hummel please don’t hate me. I went to Broadway actress Rachel Berry apartment to ask her to come down to Lima Ohio to help us reboot new directions.
WILL
당신 can’t do that Lily. Rachel is a very busy women. How did 당신 find out where she live?
LILY
I bribe Coach Evans with Justin Bieber CD’s.
WILL
Kurt are 당신 Ok.
KURT
I’m fine.
WILL
Lily you’re suspended for a week and 당신 can’t compete in sectionals.
LILY
What. I was trying to save new directions and those guys can help us. I can’t be suspended. And plus I wasn’t the only one who went Jax, Savannah & Alex went to New York with me. If I get suspended they should get suspended and not compete in sectionals too.
KURT
That’s half of my team.
WILL
Fine. Lily I’ll give 당신 a warning but don’t do it again.
LILY
I won’t.
WILL
Let’s save new directions.
Scene 21
(IN THE CHOIR ROOM.)
(WILL, KURT & LILY ENTER.)
GRACIE
Lily are 당신 suspended.
LILY
No. I got a warning.
KURT
So we gonna actually do this.
QUINN
I guess so.
WILL
So what are we going to do.
BLAINE
We were talking and we had the idea to wiped up one of our old songs and teach the kids to do.
WILL
Ok. What song.
BLAINE
Don’t stop believing.
WILL
Ah one of my favourite songs we done.
SAVANNAH
But that’s song is 60 years old.
PUCK
It was released in 1981.
KURT
Lily & Ryan 당신 are the best dancers so help Brittany & Mike with the conceted and me & Will will teach the people who don’t know the song the lyrics. Any questions.
RACHEL
I have one do 당신 guys need any 더 많이 help.
KURT
Rachel.
MERCEDES
Come here girl. (SHE HUGS RACHEL.)
SANTANA
Wow I didn’t see that coming. Welcome back Berry now 당신 can steal everyone spotlight like 당신 always do.
RACHEL
Nice too see 당신 too Santana.
LILY
당신 came. (SHE HUGS RACHEL.) I know guilting 당신 into coming will work.
RACHEL
Honey. I don’t hug strangers.
LILY
Sorry.
RACHEL
So what are 당신 guys doing.
ARTIE
Performing one of our best songs.
RACHEL
Run Joey run.
SANTANA
Is she kidding me right now.
KURT
Don’t stop believing.
RACHEL
That was the first song we perform in 글리 club.
WILL
Guys lets practice in the adaemin and let Kurt & Rachel catch up?
LILY
Ok. (THEY ALL EXIT THE CHOIR ROOM.)
RACHEL
Yeah. I can see those kids care about you,
KURT
Rachel why haven’t 당신 answer any of my calls.
RACHEL
Kurt.
KURT
Why.
RACHEL
Because I was angry at 당신 for going back to Lima with Blaine. 당신 were meant to be a big Broadway 별, 스타 not a high school 글리 club coach. Kurt 당신 are going back to where we started. 당신 are stuck. I can see what this is all about. It’s about me & Jesse. 당신 옮기기 back to Lima because of me & Jesse.
KURT
God Rachel stop being so self-cantered all the time. Rachel everything’s not all about you.
RACHEL
Kurt when Lily & Alex went to New York they remain me of me & you.
KURT
Lily is not 당신 Rachel. She is not self-cantered and annoying. She thinks & cares about others. Lily is caring, kind hearted and very sassy.
RACHEL
She your favourite student isn’t she.
KURT
She like a daughter to me. Look Rachel 당신 can go back to New York if 당신 want but for the meanwhile I’m staying here.
RACHEL
I’m not going. I will help. (THEY HUG.)
Scene 22
(AT ALEX DAD WORK.)
ALEX
Hey, Dad.
ETHAN
저기요 son how was school.
ALEX
It was Ok. Lily had this amazing idea…
ETHAN
Alex I know Lily is your best friend and I have nothing against a guy being best friend with a girl but I honestly think 당신 should make some 프렌즈 with your own gender.
ALEX
I will. There some guys in glee. Anyway Lily got the original new direction members of new directions our 글리 club to prepare for sectionals and if we win that we will go to regionals and if we win that we will go to nationals and if we win that we will go to internationals in Australia.
ETHAN
Okay, good. This is good. I still think it'd do 당신 good to be part of a real sports team like football, but well, 당신 seem happy.
ALEX
Honestly, Dad, I don't think I've ever been this excited to go to school. (OVERVOICE.) I'm gay, Dad. Please don't stop loving me, but I'm gay and I can’t change that.
ETHAN
Are we done here.
ALEX
Yeah. I will see 당신 at home.
Scene 23
(AT LILY’S HOUSE.)
LILY
Come on mom. A few 더 많이 steps. (SHE HELP HER MOM INTO BED.) 당신 promise me 당신 will stop drinking. I guess that was a lie. You’re too drunk to notice what I’m saying right now. Mom remember what the doctor tell 당신 if 당신 keep on drinking it will soon kill you. I guess 당신 don’t really care. Oh there’s a message on the answering machine.
ANYA
(VOICE MAIL.) Hello Sarah it’s your mom Anya here. Me & Ollie 옮기기 back to Lima. Ollie is attaining a private school Dalton Academy. We will like to see 당신 & Ollie twin sister little Lilliana. I haven’t seen her since she was a chubby 10 년 old who wanted to dance. Also I told Ollie about his half older brother your busted child Sebastian and I think 당신 should tell Lily. Please call me back. (LILY SIT THERE IN SINCLENCE.)
Scene 24
(IN THE CHOIR ROOM. LILY IS SITTING IN THE CHOIR ROOM 의해 HERSELF. SANTANA ENTERS.)
SANTANA
저기요 there kid. Everyone is going to meet up in the auditorium.
LILY
I think I might not go to 글리 club rehearsal today.
SANTANA
당신 know Brittany talk very formally of you. I think your Britt’s favourite student in her dance class. (LILY IS STILL ASET.) Look kid I don’t do peep talks. If 당신 want a peep talk to lady Hummel 또는 Mr Schu. (SANTANA STARTS TO LEAVE BUT STOPS.) Look kid 당신 & I are not that different.
LILY
Are 당신 saying I’m a hard cold bitch. (SANTANA SITS 다음 TO LILY.)
SANTANA
No. But 당신 are really sassy.
LILY
Well I need sass after the way Lexi & Kenzie treat me.
SANTANA
당신 know it will get better. Soon enough 당신 will become friends. I speak from explainence. Before me, Quinn & Britt 가입하기 글리 we hated Rachel & now we sort of 프렌즈 with her. (LILY STAYS QUITE.) Ok. I can tell it’s not about the cheerios. Ok blue eyes spell.
LILY
Ok. But even do you’re a teacher 당신 can’t tell anyone.
SANTANA
저기요 I was born & raised in Lima heights keeping secrets is what we were raised to do.
LILY
Ok. Well most people don’t know this about me. I have a twin brother name Ollie well when I was 10 my grandma left with him and 옮기기 to New York and than my mom turn into an Alcoholic. I also relenceny found out my grandma & evil brother 옮기기 back to Lima.
SANTANA
Come on his proubly not evil.
LILY
When we were 6 he tied me up to a chair & make me watch him chop my 바비 인형 인형 hair off.
SANTANA
Ok. He does sound evil.
LILY
I heard he is going to a whole boy’s school call Dalton Acemdy. It reopen about 9 months 이전 have 당신 heard of it.
SANTANA
Yeah. Blaine 명금, 비 use to go they so did Kurt.
LILY
Wait Mr Hummel went to Dalton. He could be a treater secretly passing info to the Warblers.
SANTANA
Calm down Sherlock. He orinigaling went to Mckinley but he transfer to Dalton after he got bullied but then he transfer back here 10 weeks later after I blackmail the bully.
LILY
Wait 당신 blackmail someone.
SANTANA
I wanted to be prom queen. (LILY GIGGLE.)
LILY
I also found out my mom had a busted son before me & my twin was born.
SANTANA
Maybe this half-brother not evil.
LILY
Maybe.
SANTANA
So are 당신 ready to go to the auditorium.
LILY
I guess. But 당신 can’t tell anyone about what we talk about.
SANTANA
Ok.
Scene 25
(IN MCKINLEY HIGH AUDITORIUM.)
BLAINE
Ok. I think we should 옮기기 that over there.
GRACIE
(OVERVOICE.) Blaine is so controlling.
ALEX
(OVERVOICE.) Jax is so sexy.
TINA
Wait. Where is Santana & Lily?
(SANTANA & LILY ENTER. LILY IS LOOKING UPSET.)
SANTANA
Don’t worry children we here. Have we miss much?
TINA
Just Blaine bossing us around like he use to do 5 years ago.
PUCK
It could be worst. It could be Berry bossing us around.
RACHEL
Puckerman 당신 know I can hear 당신 right.
KENZIE
Wait, isn’t Blaine the Warblers coach couldn’t he be telling the warblers our secrets.
BLAINE
Kenzie I’m not a spy.
BRITTANY
Wait Blaine works for a bird.
ARTIE
Wait. I thought Dalton burn down.
BLAINE
It’s a long story it got rebuilt.
WILL
Actually it’s not that long,
KURT
Can we start on the song now. (HE LOOKS AT LILY.) Lily are 당신 ok.
LILY
I….
SANTANA
(PUTTING HER ARM AROUND HER.) She’s fine lady Hummel. Can we just start the song?
KURT
Ok.
Scene 26
(IN A DARK OFFICE. WITH SUE, LEXI, KENZIE, & OTHER CHEERIO NAME ASHLEY.)
SUE
So 도자기 is the new coach of the Mckinley high new directions.
LEXI
I thought 당신 like the new directions now.
SUE
I did to they 로스트 sectionals thanks to Sam Evans and had to get 도자기 back. I want 당신 Kenzie & Lexi since 당신 are in 글리 club to spy on the new directions and for 당신 Ashley I want 당신 to 가입하기 new directions.
ASHLEY
Yay. (ASHLEY & KENZIE BEING BEST 프렌즈 HUG.)
LEXI
What’s in it for us.
SUE
Revenge on that 도자기 little pet Lily.
LEXI
Deal. How can we ruin Lily life?
SUE
당신 know her best friend teenage Hummel.
KENZIE
Alex.
LEXI
They just friends.
SUE
I know for a fact she likes him. If he found out about her little crush on him it will ruin they friendship.
LEXI
Ok. But we need prove.
SUE
I stop listening to 당신 5 초 ago. Get out of my office.
Scene 27
(IN MCKINLEY HIGH AUDITORIUM.)
RACHEL
(SINGING.) Just a small town girl
Living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Going anywhere
KURT
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Going anywhere
JAX
A singer in a smoky room
LEXI
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
JAX & LEXI
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
ALL
Strangers, waiting
RACHEL & KURT
Up and down the boulevard
ALL
Their shadows
Searching in the night
Streetlight, people
JAX & LEXI
Living just to find emotion
ALL
Hiding
Somewhere in the night
LILY
Working hard to get my fill
SAM
Everybody wants a thrill
LILY & SAM
Paying anything to roll the dice
Just one 더 많이 time
BLAINE
Some will win
LILY
Some will lose
BLAINE & LILY
Some were born to sing the blues
And now the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
ALL
Strangers, waiting
TINA & BLAINE
Up and down the boulevard
ALL
Their shadows
Searching in the night
Streetlight, people
LILY & SAM
Living just to find emotion
ALL
Hiding
Somewhere in the night
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feeling
Streetlight People,
oh, oh, woah
Don't stop
Believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight
People, oh, oh, woah
Don't stop
END OF EPISODE
(ITS 2016.)
LILY
This is so exciting. Our first show choir competition.
ALEX
I know only a few weeks 이전 I didn’t have any friends.
LILY
And we got the hottest 글리 club director ever. Did I just say that out loud?
ALEX
Yeah.
JANE
Mr Evans need us to do this show circle.
LILY
Ok.
MADISON
Why does those two of the newbies get to be the laid in the dance number?
MASON
Madison because they the only two who can dance.
SPENCER
Guys your missing show circle. (NEW DIRECTION DOES SHOW CIRCLE.)
SAM
I never been so good at giving speeches but I’m good at giving impressions. (HE DOSE AN IMPRESSION OF MATTHEW MCCORTUY.) 당신 guys were good tonight alright, alright, alright.
WILL
Sam go on with the speech please?
SAM
Alright. For some of 당신 it’s your last year, for some of 당신 it’s your first year. After we win sectionals, we will go to regionals after we win regionals we will go to nationals. This is also the last 년 the warblers will be competing with us since Dalton is getting rebuilt. They been so much talent they were in new directions. Rachel Berry, Kurt Hummel & Blaine Anderson are on Broadway.
(CUT TO NEW YORK.)
KURT
Rachel what’s happening between 당신 & Jesse. Are 당신 two dating?
RACHEL
I think so.
KURT
I 사랑 당신 but don’t 당신 remember Jesse creak a egg on your head.
RACHEL
Yeah. But that was 2010. This is 2016. People change Kurt. (SHE EXITS.)
BLAINE
Kurt I got to tell 당신 something.
KURT
Sure.
BLAINE
They rebuilding Dalton.
KURT
Blaine that’s awesome. (HE 키스 BLAINE.) What’s the matter?
BLAINE
They officer me a job as 글리 club director of the Warblers.
KURT
What did 당신 said.
BLAINE
I said yes. (KURT START WALKING OFF.) Kurt wait. Hear me out.
KURT
We are meant to make the big diseans together Blaine. What about Broadway.
BLAINE
Broadway will be here when we come back.
KURT
당신 want me to come with you.
BLAINE
Will 당신 come back to Lima with me Kurt Hummel.
KURT
I will have to think about it.
(CUT BACK TO SECTIONALS.)
SAM
Artie Abrams is a director & Tina Cohen-Chang is an actress.
(CUT TO TINA.)
TINA
This coffee is too hot. Make it again.
(CUT TO SECTIONALS.)
SAM
Brittany Pierce is a dance teacher.
LILY
She my dance teacher. Sorry. Keep going.
SAM
My point is one 일 your all be stars.
JANE
I got something I want to say.
SAM
Go ahead. The floor is all yours.
JANE
Me, Spencer, Madison, Mason & Alistar are graduation in May and the warblers are leaving when Dalton is rebuilt. So this 글리 club is yours so do it justice.
LILY
We will.
SAM
Ok. Hands in.
SAM, WILL & NEW DIRECTION
Amazing.
(CUT TO ON STAGE.)
JUDGE
Ok. Awards time. In 3rd place…. The new directions,
LILY
We lost.
SAVANNAH
What are we gonna do now.
(CUT TO KURT, RACHEL, BLAINE, TINA & ARTIE IN THE APARTMENT.)
BLAINE
That was Sam. New directions 로스트 sectionals.
KURT
What going to happen to new directions.
ARTIE
What going to happen to Mckinley high.
Theme song
(THE MCKINLEY HIGH SCHOOL.)
MARVIN
I am Marvin Levi on my blog for the geeks of glee. After new directions 로스트 they first sectionals since 2012 and after half of the team graduate & after Mckinley high 로스트 all its budget to be a performing arts school and now it’s a normal school with football & cheerios. Now new direction only have 8 members. Now we gonna see what they up too.
(CUT TO JAX AT JAX’S LOCKER)
So here we are with sophomore, captain of the football team Jax Coleman. Jax how is it dating the head cheerleader Lexi Stein.
JAX
It’s awesome. I think someday me and Lexi will get married. Have a few kids. Live in a nice house.
MARVIN
Is it also true that Lexi is the boss of you. That she tell 당신 what to do.
(JAX 펀치 THE CAMERA.)
(CUT TO GRACIE IN THE CHOIR ROOM.)
So here is freshman and one of the newest members of new directions Gracie Cohen-Chang. Gracie audition for new directions last month. So Gracie why did 당신 가입하기 this loser club.
GRACIE
Because I 사랑 to sing and dance and get down and dirty.
MARVIN
Is it true your jealous of your sister Tina Cohen-Chang because she 더 많이 talented than you.
GRACIE
Look Tina’s not 더 많이 talented than me.
MARVIN
Denial. Is it true that 당신 were adopted from Korea when 당신 were a baby?
GRACIE
That’s true.
MARVIN
And that your over emotional & your birth parents didn’t even want you. (GRACIE STARTS CRYING.)
(CUT TO LEXI & KENZIE 다음 TO LEXI’S LOCKER.)
MARVIN
So we here with sophomores and cheerios Lexi Stein & Kenzie Baker. So Lexi how was losing sectionals and being losers.
LEXI
I think we will get new members soon all we have to do is to kick Lily Carter out but that will be hard since she has a special bond with Mr Hummel.
MARVIN
(LOOKING AT KENZIE’S BOOBS.) How about you. How is it being a loser?
KENZIE
My eyes are up here and I will cut 당신 if 당신 call me a loser again.
(CUT TO LILY & ALEX OUTSIDE OF LILY & ALEX LOCKER.)
MARVIN
We here with sophomores Lily Carter & Alex Harrison. The best friend duo. So how your life.
ALEX
It’s the best. We plan our whole future together. After we graduate high school we are going to 옮기기 into an apartment in New York.
LILY
Alex is going to attain NYADA.
ALEX
While Lily is gonna attain a dancing college 또는 work at Vogue. Lily will be a fashion designer 또는 a famous dancer.
LILY
And Alex will be a big Broadway star. We’ll get married 의해 25.
ALEX
Have kids 의해 30.
LILY
We got our whole life planned out.
MARVIN
Ok. Cool. Is it true Lily 당신 only got into 글리 club because 당신 have a father & daughter bond with Mr Hummel?
ALEX
(ANGRY.) Lily can dance. That’s how she got in.
LILY
Yeah.
MARVIN
Is it true Alex 당신 are a in the closeted gay.
ALEX
I’m not gay.
MARVIN
Is it true Lily 당신 have a crush on football quarterback Jaxon Coleman who is dating head cheerio Alexis Stein and 당신 also have a huge crush on football Coach Sam Evans.
LILY
I...I
ALEX
(ANGRY.) 당신 know what Marvin? It doesn't take much courage for people to log onto the Internet and start tearing people down. But 당신 know what does take some courage? Standing up and 노래 and dancing and sticking up for the people 당신 care about. So here's a message for everyone that reads your blog. 다음 time, instead of posting an anonymous 코멘트 online, say what 당신 have to say TO MY FACE!! (LILY STEP AWAY FROM ALEX. JACK THROWS A SLUSHIE IN ALEX FACE.)
JACK
Have fun in gay club fidget.
ALEX
I don’t suppose there’s any way 당신 could just cut out the last part, is there?
(CUT TO LILY, ALEX, JAX, GRACIE, SAVANNAH, RYAN, LEXI & KENZIE STANDING AT THE 글리 CLUB SIGN UP SHEET.)
MARVIN
So new directions are 당신 ready for another 년 of being losers.
NEW DIRECTIONS
Shut up Marvin.
Scene 3
ALEX
(OVERVOICE.) I’m Alex. I’m a sophomore at Mckinley high. I 가입하기 new directions in my freshman 년 because I 사랑 to sing plus someday I’ll be a big Broadway star. I 사랑 fashion & musical theatre. My mom died when I was 8 years old and I was so upset about her death I had to repeat the 3rd grade. (HE LOOKS AT LILY.) See that girl over there. That’s Lily, she my best… I mean my only friend. I came to this school on the first 일 of my freshman 년 when this school was a performing arts school but after we 로스트 at sectionals we 로스트 all of the budget to keep Mckinley a performing arts school. Now we have jocks & cheerios and every kid is label as soon as they walk through the doors. (JACK PUSH ALEX INTO A LOCKER.) Hey. Watch where 당신 are going.
JACK
What was that fidget.
ALEX
I said nothing.
JACK
(HE PUSH ALEX TO THE GROUND.) Stop being gay. (HE EXITS.)
ALEX
(OVER VOICE.) I have a secret that I been hiding deep inside me. I’m a closeted gay. I know high school is a very challenging time for teenagers but throw being gay into the mix and suddenly you're no longer a needle in a haystack hiding, you're the haystack standing out. I told no one I’m gay. Not even Lily 또는 my dad because I don’t want the people I care about look at me differently. It’s like the world telling me if you’re gay your life will suck. I bet if I die tomorrow no one will care 또는 even notice.
(LILY WALK UP TO ALEX.)
LILY
Alex are 당신 ok.
ALEX
(OVERVOICE.) But I can’t do that to Lily. I can’t make her go through losing me.
LILY
Alex… Alex.
ALEX
Mmm.
LILY
Are 당신 ok. I saw Jack push 당신 into a locker. Alex does guys are jerks.
ALEX
(HE STANDS UP.) I’m fine. Let’s go to class. (LILY & ALEX LINK ARMS.)
LILY
Alex 당신 shouldn’t care about what people say about 당신 또는 think about you.
ALEX
I don’t. I only care what 당신 think about me. (LILY & ALEX WALK PASS KURT.) 저기요 Mr Hummel.
KURT
저기요 Alex, Lily
(THEY EXITS.)
(OVERVOICE.) Another year, another day. 당신 ask what am I doing at Mckinley when I’m supposed to be a big time Broadway star. Well I’m gonna tell 당신 why. In 2015 we won the Nationals and Mckinley became a performing arts school. Me, Blaine & Rachel 옮기기 back to New York and if 당신 were wondering and 당신 were I haven’t spoken to my Mckinley 프렌즈 instead for Santana & Sam since 2015 and I do miss them. Ok where was I oh yes in 2016 they reopen Dalton Academy and they were looking for a new coach for the warbles so Blaine decided to take the job (ANGRY.) without telling me and I 옮기기 back to Lima with him because I’m a good husband. In 2016 new directions 로스트 they first sectionals since 2012. So somehow we 로스트 all the budget for the school so now Mckinley a normal school. Sam had to go back to teaching the football team so I got hired as the new coach of new directions. So here I am at mckinley. (HE LOOK INTO A CLASS ROOM AT LILY.) I know teachers are not supposed to have favourites…. Who cares Mr Schu had favourites Finn & Rachel. Lily is my favourite she like the daughter I never had. (HE WAVE TO LILY. LILY WAVE BACK TO KURT. SANTANA WALK PAST.)
SANTANA
Lady Hummel can 당신 stop staring at your students. It’s creepy. (SHE EXITS.)
KURT
(OVERVOICE.) I forgot to mention Santana is a teacher.
Scene 4
(KURT ENTER THE CHOIR ROOM WHERE JAX, RYAN, ALEX, LILY, LEXI, CHLOE & GRACIE ARE SITTING.)
KURT
저기요 guys are 당신 ready for the 글리 year.
KENZIE
(SARCASTIC.) Yeah. We are so excited. We can’t even go to sectionals because we only have eight members.
LILY
I try to get Myron to stay in new directions but he won’t come back.
(CUT TO LILY & MYRON.)
LILY
Come on Myron we need you.
MYRON
No. I can’t go back.
LILY
But 당신 사랑 glee.
MYRON
That was before we 로스트 sectionals. Don’t worry we still have each other.
(BACK TO THE CHOIR ROOM.)
LILY
Myron might think we are dating.
KENZIE
No one gonna sign up Mr Hummel.
KURT
Oh come on lighten up. I like to welcome our two new members Ryan Wilson & Gracie Cohen-Chang. (THEY CLAP.)
KENZIE
Welcome to our club. 당신 are gonna get slushed everyday now.
JAX
Moving on. Mr Hummel 당신 only came back January this 년 when Coach Evans got a job has our football coach after our school turn into a normal high school.
KURT
That’s because no one was taking 글리 club. Don’t worry. Since my dream to become a big time Broadway 별, 스타 didn’t come true it’s my job to make 당신 all stars and I heard Nationals are in our state Ohio this year. (EVERYONE IS QUITE.) And they having internationals for the first time and it’s in Sydney Australia. (EVERYONE CHEAR.)
KURT
(DOING AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT.) Let’s go to Australia and see kangaroos.
LILY
That’s like the worst Australian accent ever.
KURT
Anyway. That is our goal for this 년 to get to internationals. Lily did anyone sign up for new directions.
LILY
If 당신 mean 의해 anyone do 당신 mean butt head 또는 penis mouth than yeah.
RYAN
Come on. Those were some of my best ones.
GRACIE
Mr Hummel we suck.
KENZIE
Screw this I didn’t make out with every guy at this school just to be a loser.
LEXI
Gracie & Kenzie are right. It’s all Lily fault.
LILY
Me. What did I do?
LEXI
당신 can’t sing. We all know why 당신 are in the 글리 club because 당신 can dance. Mr Hummel not that we have anything against your coaching but why did 당신 let Lily into 글리 club.
ALEX
Actually Coach Evans let her in.
LILY
Um Lexi I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. I want to easily forget your face.
RYAN
Oh snap.
KENZIE & LEXI
Shut up Ryan.
JAX
That’s enough Lexi.
LEXI
Really. Why Mr Hummel. (LILY WALKS OUT.)
ALEX
Lily.
KURT
Lil where are 당신 going.
Scene 4
LILY
(OVERVOICE.) I’m Lily Carter I’m a sophomore in high school. I 가입하기 글리 club because I want to be special. I tired of people picking on me & throwing slushies in my face because I’m an outsider. I’m part Dutch. I use to be fat. When I was 11 I 가입하기 dance classes & 엘 로스트 all the weight. Dancing is the way to show my diva side. Last 년 I won the record for doing 65 cartwheels in a minute. When I’m older I want to be a dancer 또는 a fashion designer. I 사랑 fashion as while as dancing. Me & my best friend Alex fight over with fashion magazine we like the best. My style unique I wear lots of ankle boots, leather skirts, dresses & sometimes I add a tie 또는 bow tie to that style but not all the time. I can sew. I can make my own clothes. Ok enough about fashion when I was 3 my dad left me, my mom and my twin brother. My Oma, that’s grandma in Dutch 옮기기 in with us. Two years later my dad was found dead. When I was 10 my Oma left with my evil twin brother, what he is evil he once put my 바비 인형 in the toilet and flush it anyway they left for New York leaving me & my mom 의해 ourselves. That’s when my mom became an alcoholic. I have a secret I’m dyspraxic, dyspraxia is kinda like dyslexia. Dyspraxia is a learning disabilities meaning I have trouble with school work also I have bad motor skills. I didn’t learn to tie my shoe laces to I was 12. Half way through the 6th grade I 옮기기 to Lima because I was bullied so badly at my old school. I was call retarded and so many other stuff. When I was starting high school my mom bribe the school broad to never let Mckinley know about my dyspraxia. 당신 ask how did I do that with my school work well….
(FLASHFORWARD.)
MELCOLM
Ok. All school work is all done.
LILY
Perfect.
MELCOLM
Can I see your boobs?
LILY
No.
LILY
(OVERVOICE.) What. Don’t judge me. I can’t risk anyone finding out about this disabilities. I don’t want to be seen as that girl because everyone will think I’m an idiot and my sass will only get me that far. Anyway Mr Hummel our new 글리 club coach is like the father I never had, some of the kids in 글리 are jealous of my friendship with Mr Hummel. (SHE LOOK OVER AT LEXI & JAX.) Anyway the last thing 당신 should know about me I never had a boyfriend. (ALEX WALKS UP TO HIS LOCKER.) But like every 15 년 old girl I had crushes I currently crushing on football Quarterback Jax Coleman & football coach Sam Evans (TO ALEX.) Have 당신 ever been kissed?
ALEX
의해 kissed 당신 mean my own hand than yes. (HE SEES LILY IS LOOKING AT LEXI & JAX.) Stop it Lily. They 인기 and we are not. How about we go out after school. We could go to the mail
LILY
Sure I will 사랑 to go out with my best gay. I mean best friend.
ALEX
Did 당신 just call me best gay.
LILY
Maybe.
ALEX
Lily I’m not gay. What make 당신 think I’m gay?
LILY
당신 use too much hair & face products, 당신 are into fashion & 당신 sound like a girl.
ALEX
Lily just because I like girly stuff doesn’t mean I’m gay. (HE 키스 LILY ON THE CHEEK.) See 당신 later Lil.
LILY
See ya. (SHE LOOK AT JAX & LEXI AGAIN. SHE WALK OFF SAD.)
Scene 5
(LILY IS IN THE CHOIR ROOM.)
KURT
저기요 Lily.
LILY
저기요 Mr Hummel.
KURT
Are 당신 ok.
LILY
(SARCASTIC.) Sure. It’s fun getting bullied 의해 the 인기 kids.
KURT
Hey.
LILY
Sorry but I’m just angry at Lexi & the bullies & that.
KURT
Lily why do 당신 always bring yourself down.
LILY
Everyone else does it. That why I have sass to show I am strong.
KURT
Lily you’re amazing. Don’t let anyone else bring 당신 down.
LILY
Mr Hummel I know 당신 only keep me in 글리 club because I can dance & plus I’m your favourite student. I know I can’t sing and I’m ok with that & I know you’re gay.
KURT
Lily that’s personal. Wait how do 당신 know.
LILY
당신 dress up like Willy Wonka, 당신 use way too much hair & face products & 당신 sound like Micky Mouse. (SHE PAUSE. KURT STARES AT HER.) To be honest with 당신 we only have 8 members because everyone think 글리 club is lame ever since new directions 로스트 sectionals.
KURT
글리 club isn’t lame. It was the best time in my life at school.
LILY
Maybe when 당신 were at school but not now.
(FLASHBACK TO THE SEASON 1 & 2 NEW DIRECTIONS MEMBERS GETTING SLUSHIE THROWN AT THEM.)
LILY
New directions haven’t won a nationals since two years ago. No other kid will want to 가입하기 glee. Mr Hummel we need the original members back.
KURT
Lily there left school.
LILY
We need them. They are winners. We are not. They can help us get members at least.
KURT
Lily how long have I known 당신 for.
LILY
I don’t know, 8 months.
KURT
Lily I know 당신 for 8 months and you’re already my favourite don’t tell the other kids.
LILY
(CUTE LAUGH.) Don’t worry. I won’t.
KURT
Lily I use to get toutmanted when I was your age and it pissed me off.
LILY
의해 that homophobic bully who dated your husband. Mrs Lopez & Coach Evans tell me.
KURT
Ok. Santana & Sam shouldn’t be telling students my personal details. Lily we got to stick together.
LILY
Deal. (LILY & KURT HUG.)
KURT
I work on something for 당신 that will make 당신 feel better.
LILY
Ok.
KURT
Play this Brad. Lily sit here 다음 to Brad.
LILY
Is he always there.
KURT
Yes. (SINGING.) Hey, Dapper Dan
You've both got your style
But Brother,
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile!
Your clothes may be Beau Brummelly
They stand out a mile --
(KURT PUT LILY ON THE PIANO.) But Brother,
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile!
LILY
(SINGING & DANCING.) Who cares what they're wearing
On Main Street,
또는 Saville Row,
It's what 당신 wear from ear to ear
And not from head to toe
KURT
That matters (LILY GETS OFF THEW PIANO. SPOKEN.) Ah the lovely Brolyn sisters.
LILY
Do doodle
Do doodle
Do, do, do, do, do
KURT
Hit the dance floor Lily.
(LILY DO SOME DANCE MOVES THEN LILY & KURT DO A CARTWHEEL THAN KURT PICK LILY UP & SPIN HER IN ONE 원, 동그라미 AND PUT HER DOWN AGAIN)
LILY & KURT
(SINGING & DANCING.) So, senator,
So, janitor,
So long for a while.
Remember
LILY
You’re Never fully dressed,
KURT
Though 당신 may wear your best.
LILY & KURT
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile
Smile!
Smile!
(SPOKEN) Smile, darn ya, smile!
KURT
Lily 당신 got something everyone else don’t have “dance moves, your sass & your kindest”. Come here. (THEY HUG & HE 키스 HER ON THE CHECK.) I am going to Mr Schu’s office. (HE START TO EXIT.)
LILY
당신 know it is going to happen someday.
KURT
What is?
LILY
당신 having a child. I know 당신 see me has your daughter but to be honest to 당신 I am only 8 years younger than 당신 but my dad die when I was 5 so if I could have anyone has a dad I will have you. I think 당신 will be a great dad. 당신 & your husband.
KURT
I got to go. (HE EXITS.)
Scene 6
(IN WILL OFFICE.)
WILL
What is it Kurt.
KURT
Mr Schu it’s about the 글리 kids.
WILL
What about them.
KURT
Lily says no one wants to 가입하기 글리 because everybody thinks its lame. These kids feel like outsiders after they 로스트 Sectionals and the school turn into a normal school.
WILL
These kids are dealing with the same stuff 당신 guys deal with when 당신 were in glee.
KURT
That’s right. Lily suggested we get our old 글리 club but they have they own lives. We need to show new directions they don’t need anybody help. I need your help.
WILL
What do 당신 suggest.
Scene 6
(THE 글리 KIDS ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER. KURT & WILL ENTER.)
KURT
저기요 guys.
JAX
What is Mr Schuster doing here.
WILL
Well I was the director of new directions back in 2011.
LEXI
당신 mean when the 글리 club was good.
GRACIE
Lexi.
WILL
Kurt bought it to my attention that 당신 guys think 글리 club is lame.
LILY
It is lame. It might have been cool in 2011 but not now. Everybody sees us as outsiders, misfits, everybody sees us as people to push in to lockers 또는 throw slushies in our face.
ALEX
The jerks at this school throw a slushie in my face when I just at a facile.
LILY
People don’t want to 가입하기 glee.
WILL
Lily 글리 club is where people 가입하기 to feel like they belong no matter if your outsider 또는 misfit 또는 popular. That’s where 당신 guys are wrong. Me & Kurt got something to show 당신 kids. Hit it.
KURT
(SINGING.) La la, la la
당신 were the 인기 one, the 인기 chick
It is what it is, now I'm popular-ish
WILL
Standing on the field with your pretty pompom
Now you're working at the movie selling 인기 corn
I could have been a mess but I never went wrong
'Cause I'm putting down my story in a 인기 song
KURT
Ahhh, I'm putting down my story
WILL & KURT
in a 인기 song
My problem, I never was
NEW DIRECTIONS
a model,
WILL & KURT
I never was
NEW DIRECTIONS
A scholar,
But 당신 were always popular,
ALL
당신 were 노래 all the songs I don't know
Now you're in the front row
'Cause my song is popular
Popular,
WILL
I know about popular
WILL & KURT
It's not about who 당신 are 또는 your fancy car
You're only ever who 당신 were
ALL
Popular,
WILL
I know about popular
WILL & KURT
And all that 당신 have to do is be true to you
That's all 당신 ever need to know
ALL
So catch up 'cause 당신 got an awful long way to go
So catch up 'cause 당신 got an awful long way to go
KENZIE
Always on the lookout for someone to hate,
KENZIE & RYAN
Picking on me like a 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 plate
KENZIE
당신 hid during classes, and in between 'em
KENZIE & RYAN
Dunked me in the toilets, now it's 당신 that cleans them
RYAN
당신 tried to make me feel bad with the things 당신 do
It ain't so funny when the joke's on you
KENZIE
Ooh, the joke's on you
KENZIE & RYAN
Got everyone laughing, got everyone clapping, asking,
KENZIE
"How come 당신 look so cool?"
KENZIE & RYAN
'Cause that's the only thing that I've learned at school, boy
I said that that's the only thing that I've learned at school
KURT
Popular, I know about popular
It's not about who 당신 are 또는 your fancy car
You're only ever who 당신 were
ALL
Popular, I know about popular
It's not about who 당신 are 또는 your fancy car
You're only ever who 당신 were
Popular, I know about popular
And all that 당신 have to do is be true to you.
That's all 당신 ever need to know...
KURT
That's all 당신 ever need to know... (SPOKEN.)
LILY
That was awesome.
WILL
Thank you.
Scene 7
(BLAINE & KURT ARE HAVING COFFEE.)
KURT
저기요 Blaine.
BLAINE
저기요 how was school.
KURT
Can we not talk about school.
BLAINE
Ok you’re mad.
KURT
I’m not mad.
BLAINE
Yes 당신 are. 당신 are making the face 당신 do when you’re angry.
KURT
I don’t make a face.
BLAINE
Kurt 당신 do make a face. Don’t worry I think it’s adorable. What’s up?
KURT
당신 know Lily Carter right.
BLAINE
당신 tell me about lots of your students. Isn’t she the one that is like a daughter 당신 never have and 당신 just want to adopt her? (KURT STARES AT BLAINE.) Keep going.
KURT
She wants me to get the new directions from 2010 to help us get new members but I haven’t spoken to does people for about two years. I even try calling Rachel but she won’t answer my calls. I don’t know what to do. Most of these kids feel like they outsiders.
BLAINE
I can’t tell 당신 what to do Kurt but these kids needs some guidance so they won’t feel worthless. 저기요 let me get 당신 a coffee. My treat.
KURT
That will be nice. (BLAINE EXITS. TINA & BRITTANY WEARING THEY SINGLE LADIES LEOTARDS ENTER AND WALK UP TO KURT.)
TINA
저기요 Kurt.
KURT
Tina, Brittany what are 당신 doing here. I miss 당신 guy’s sooo much. What are 당신 wearing?
BRITTANY
Don’t 당신 remember Kurt.
TINA
2009 your basement.
KURT
Single ladies. How can I forget?
BRITTANY
Have 당신 come prepared?
KURT
Are 당신 kidding me. I always come prepared for a bit of Beyoncé. (HE RIB HIS 셔츠 OPEN. KURT IS WEARING HIS SINGLE LADIES UNITARD.) Hit it. (SINGING.)
All the single ladies
TINA & BRITTANY
All the single ladies
KURT
All the single ladies
TINA & BRITTANY
All the single ladies
KURT
All the single ladies
TINA & BRITTANY
All the single ladies
KURT
All the single ladies
KURT, TINA & BRITTANY
Now put your hands up
KURT
Up in the club
TINA & BRITTANY
Club.
KURT
we just broke up
TINA & BRITTANY
Up
KURT
And I'm doing my own little thing
당신 decided to dip
TINA & BRITTANY
Dip
KURT
but now 당신 wanna trip
TINA & BRITTANY
Trip
KURT
Cause another brother noticed me
I'm up on him,
TINA & BRITTANY
Him
KURT
he up on me
TINA & BRITTANY
Me
KURT, TINA & BRITTANY
don't pay him any attention
KURT
Cause I cried my tears,
TINA & BRITTANY
Tears
KURT
for three good years
TINA & BRITTANY
Years
KURT
Ya can't be mad at me
KURT, BRITTANY & TINA
Cause if 당신 liked it then 당신 should have put a ring on it
If 당신 liked it then 당신 should've put a ring on it
Don't be mad once 당신 see that he want it
If 당신 liked it then 당신 should've put a ring on it
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Cause if 당신 liked it then 당신 should have put a ring on it
If 당신 liked it then 당신 should've put a ring on it
Don't be mad once 당신 see that he want it
If 당신 liked it then 당신 should've put a ring on it
KURT
I got gloss on my lips,
TINA & BRITTANY
Lips
KURT
a man on my hips
TINA & BRITTANY
Hips
KURT
Hold me tighter than my Dereon jeans
연기 up,
TINA & BRITTANY
Up
KURT
drink in my cup
BRITTANY & TINA
Cup.
KURT
I could care less what 당신 think
I need no permission, did I mention
KURT, TINA & BRITTANY
Don't pay him any attention
KURT
Cause 당신 had your turn
TINA & BRITTANY
Turn
KURT
And now 당신 gonna learn
What it really feels like to miss me
KURT, TINA & BRITTANY
Cause if 당신 liked it then 당신 should have put a ring on it
If 당신 liked it then 당신 should've put a ring on it
Don't be mad once 당신 see that he want it
If 당신 liked it then 당신 should've put a ring on it
KURT, TINA & BRITTANY
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
Wuh uh oh uh uh oh oh uh oh uh uh oh
KURT
Wuh uh oh (BLAINE ENTERS. KURT IS 일 DREAMING LOOKING OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.)
BLAINE
Kurt….KURT. Are 당신 ok.
KURT
I’m fine.
Scene 8
(IN LILY BEDROOM. LILY IS HAVING A SLEEPOVER WITH ALEX & GRACIE. ALEX & GRACIE IS LOOKING A MEGAZINE.)
GRACIE
How come Channing Tatum is in like every single movie.
ALEX
Because his sexy as hell. (GRACIE LOOK AT HIM.) That was out loud wasn’t it?
GRACIE
Lily shih tzu 강아지 is freaking me out.
ALEX
Gracie it’s a maltese. (LILY ENTER.)
LILY
Bella is just hungry. I will give her 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 in a second.
GRACIE
Thanks guys for spending time with me. My sister is back in town & I don’t want to hear her bragging about her 연기 career 또는 how she rub vaporub on her best friend who is gay 의해 the way because she at a crush on him.
ALEX
We here for Lily to.
LILY
How dare Lexi tell me I can’t sing?
GRACIE
Well it’s true. (ALEX HIT HER WITH A PILLOW.) Ow.
ALEX
Gracie we are meant to help Lily.
LILY
(SHE SITS ON THE 침대 WITH ALEX & GRACIE.) Who cares anyway what some cheerleader thinks. Let’s just watch the movie. (SHE PLAYS THE MOVIE.)
ALEX
How can she be in 사랑 with both guys?
LILY
Because she can Alex. It’s not a crime to be in 사랑 with two guys.
GRACIE
Guys I have a confession. (LILY PAUSE TO MOVIE.)
LILY
Oh my god you’re pregnant.
GRACIE
No. I steal this from my sister’s old room. (SHE GIVE LILY A DVD.)
LILY
What is it.
GRACIE
Its new directions at Nationals in 2012.
ALEX
Come on Lil put it in. (LILY PUT IT IN. THEY WATCH THE VIDEO.)
GRACIE
Wow they really good. Now I finally understand why my up herself sister think she’s better than me. Why can’t we be like that?
ALEX
If we had them training us. We will win. (LILY PAUSE THE VIDEO.) 저기요 we were watching that.
LILY
Guys I got a great idea.
Scene 9
(IN A CLASSROOM.)
SAVANNAH
Cool these Mars.
RYAN
I want to sit under your Uranus. (ALEX & GRACIE LAUGH.) What.
GRACIE
Nothing.
LILY
Ok this secret 글리 club meeting is in section. Me as the leader of new direction I am gonna make this right.
SAVANNAH
Who elect 당신 as leader.
LILY
I’m Mr Hummel favourite Savannah. New directions hasn’t went to national since 2015 so we need to get the members from the 2010 new directions back.
LEXI
또는 we could kick 당신 out. Who vote to kick Lily out of new directions?
JAX
Yeah. Listen to Lily she right if we get the old members we might have a chance of going to internationals and getting four new members.
LILY
Thanks Jax.
JAX
Your welcome. (JAX SIT DOWN AGAIN. LILY JUST SMILES AT JAX.)
ALEX
Lil…
LILY
Oh yeah. Ok. Here is the member’s names from 2010.
GRACIE
Mr Hummel is on this list.
ALEX
And Mr Schu was the director.
SAVANNAH
Santana Lopez she my Spanish teacher.
RYAN
Sam Evans his my football coach.
LILY
The super-hot football coach.
NEW DIRECTIONS
What.
LILY
Nothing.
GRACIE
Tina is my annoying older sister. All these other people I don’t know.
LILY
I did some research on the other members I find out where the other people are & Brittany S Pierce is mine & Ryan dance teacher.
LEXI
I think we should just kick 당신 out.
ALEX
Lexi If we agreed with 당신 we’d all be wrong.
LEXI
Lily this is a trouble idea.
LILY
Lexi remember when I asked 당신 for your opinion? Me neither so don’t give it.
SAVANNAH
How the hell do 당신 expect us to get the members?
LILY
I got a plan. We will soon win the internationals. Diva out. (SHE EXITS.)
GRACIE
Is she gonna diva out after every time she leaves a room?
ALEX
Probably.
Scene 10
(IN THE TEACHER LUNCH ROOM.)
SANTANA
저기요 lady Hummel.
KURT
당신 calling me lady Hummel is a hate crime.
SANTANA
I been calling 당신 that since 당신 were 16. So how is everything with 당신 & Blaine?
KURT
Ok. What about 당신 & Brittany.
SANTANA
Ok. (SAM LAUGHS WHILE LOOKING AT HIS PHONE.) What is so funny Trouty mouth?
SAM
I am sexing Mercedes.
KURT
Sam just ask her out. 당신 guys been on again off again for the last 6 years. 당신 are like Rachel & Ross from friends.
SAM
I can’t. Besides she told me she has a boyfriend in LA.
SANTANA
당신 two are 연기 like a bunch of teenagers. We are the stupid ones who choose to come back to high school.
SAM
I think these kids are rubbing off on us.
SANTANA
So Kurt how is your little 글리 geeks.
KURT
We only have eight members no one want to 가입하기 the new directions. I don’t know what happen. It was so cool when we were in high school.
SANTANA
No it wasn’t. I remember we use to get slushie & push into lockers.
KURT
Yeah. Well I remember 당신 only 가입하기 글리 with Brittany & Quinn to spy for Sue.
SANTANA
But I end up becoming 프렌즈 with 당신 nerds.
KURT
That’s true. I do miss being part of new directions.
SANTANA
당신 are a part of new directions.
SAM
당신 are the director.
KURT
I mean the people in glee. I mean think about it when was the last time 당신 saw Rachel, Puck & Quinn.
SAM
(HE THINK ABOUT IT.) I don’t know exactly.
KURT
The only people I see is 당신 two & Brittany. I sometimes walk into Mike when I go out shopping but I haven’t seen Rachel in one year. I think she still angry at me for moving back to Lima.
SANTANA
저기요 she forgive me for auditing for her understudy.
KURT
Yeah but 당신 guys were at each other throats for a few months.
SAM
Rachel is a big time Broadway 별, 스타 I don’t think she will come down to Lima to see us any time soon.
SANTANA
Yeah.
(IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAY.)
LILY
Ok. Let’s get Mrs Lopez & Coach Evans first. They will be in the teacher lunch.
GRACIE
I sometimes watch dance 영화 and wonder to myself why none of them are Asian.
LILY
I sometimes watch birds and wonder “If I could fly who would I crap on?” I probably will crap on Lexi 또는 Kenzie.
GRACIE
Here the teacher lunch.
LILY
Ok. 당신 go in first.
GRACIE
Me. Why don’t 당신 go first? 당신 are the 글리 club captain.
LILY
But you’re Asian. Teachers 사랑 Asians.
GRACIE
That’s a little racist. How about we go in together.
LILY
Ok. (THEY ENTER THE TEACHERS LUNCH.)
SAM
If we can only….
TEACHER 1
This is our private room.
LILY
Gracie is Asian and I am part Dutch. Kicking us out would be a hate crime.
KURT
Lily, Gracie what are 당신 doing here.
LILY
We need Mrs Lopez & Coach Evans to help us with….
GRACIE
Glee.
LILY
Spanish.
GRACIE
Football.
LILY
We need Mrs Lopez & Coach Evans to help us with football Spanish glee. It’s when 당신 play football and sing Spanish words. It’s a real thing.
SANTANA
Ok I know that’s not a real thing.
LILY
We need to talk to Mrs Lopez & Coach Evans outside for a second. (SAM & SANTANA WALK OUTSIDE WITH LILY & GRACIE.)
SANTANA
What do 당신 want man hands & mini Tina Cohen-Chang.
SAM
Santana how the hell did 당신 become a teacher.
GRACIE
Mrs Lopez please don’t call me other my sister.
SANTANA
Whatever.
LILY
We had this great idea.
GRACIE
Actually Lily had this great idea.
LILY
Fine. I had this great idea to get all the original new directions members back to help us reboot new directions since we only have 8 members it will help us get 더 많이 members so we can reach our goal to go to internationals. 당신 two were an original member so 당신 can help us right. So please help us make our dreams come true.
SAM
Ok. We will help you.
SANTANA
We will.
SAM
We will.
LILY
Thank you.
SAM
Your welcome Lily & Gracie.
LILY
Come to the Choir room on Thursday ready to reboot New Directions.
SAM
Ok.
Scene 12
(AT LILY LOCKER. MYRON IS LOOKING AT LILY. LILY LOOKS AT ALEX ACROSS THE HALL. LILY WAVE TO HIM. ALEX WAVE BACK AND THAN WALK OFF. MYRON WALK UP TO HER.)
MYRON
저기요 sugar do 당신 know what'd look good on you? Me.
LILY
Do 당신 know what'd look good on you? Nothing! Sorry Myron I don’t 날짜 guys who are shorter than me.
MYRON
Lil what are 당신 doing.
LILY
What do 당신 mean?
MYRON
Chasing three guys 당신 can’t have.
LILY
What are 당신 talking about.
MYRON
First 당신 have a crush on Jaxon a high school jock the Quarterback for the football team. He is dating head cheerleader Alexis so 당신 can’t 날짜 him. 초 당신 have a crush on football coach Sam Evans 당신 can’t 날짜 him because his sort of a teacher.
LILY
당신 shouldn’t believe in everything that’s on Marvin blog.
MYRON
I can see something that’s everyone else at this school doesn’t see.
LILY
What’s that?
MYRON
당신 been spend an awful lot of time with Alex.
LILY
Of course. His my best friend.
MYRON
당신 have a crush on fashionista musical theatre lover Alexander Harrison. Alex can’t like 당신 because his gay. So am I’m right 또는 wrong. (PAUSE.)
LILY
Fine. Yes I do have a crush on Jax & I might have feelings for Sam…I meant Coach Evans.
MYRON
See I’m a genius.
LILY
Let me finish but me & Alex are best friend and his not gay. He told me.
MYRON
I seen the way 당신 look at Alex when 당신 two hang out and that’s not the way a best friend look at a best friend. 당신 can’t denied it. 당신 got to figure out what 당신 want and when 당신 do I will be there. (MYRON EXITS.)
Scene 13
(IN BREADSTIX. QUINN ENTER WITH MIKE, PUCK. TINA, ARTIE, MERCEDES & BLAINE ARE SITTING AT A TABLE.)
TINA
Quinn, Puck over here.
QUINN
Do 당신 guys know what’s going on.
ARTIE
No. We got invited here like 당신 but I don’t know 의해 who.
MIKE
Mercedes I thought 당신 were on a tour with Beyoncé.
MERCEDES
I was but I thought this was emergency. Like Quinn is knock up again.
LILY
(OVERVOICE. SHE LOOKING AT ALEX.) Look at Jax body he so perfect & so out of my league. Why is he with Lexi? I wish he Look at me like he does with her and than these coach Evans he is now a sort of teacher so his out of my league and then these Alex look at those big grey eyes. His so cute. Oh crap maybe Myron right. I do have a crush on both Jax, coach Evans & Alex three guys I can’t have. What’s wrong with me? Lily why are 당신 asking yourself that question. I’m screw.
ALEX
Lily can I talk to you. For the past two days it seems like you’re averting me.
LILY
Alex I’m not averting you.
ALEX
Lily we are best 프렌즈 I know everything about you. Your favourite movie is step up, when your sad 당신 eat a whole jar of 땅콩 버터 & I know when somethings up with you. What’s up?
LILY
Nothing up.
ALEX
Come on Lil 당신 can tell me anything.
LILY
I wish I can tell 당신 but I can’t.
ALEX
You’re pregnant.
LILY
What. No. Why when someone has a secret people assume they pregnant. I have to forces on this. Ok. Guys there are here but Rachel Berry is in New York on Broadway.
JAX
How are we gonna ask Rachel 의해 Friday.
LILY
Skipping school to go to New York.
ALEX
Who are 당신 and what have 당신 done with Lily Carter.
LILY
Come on guys it will be fun to go to the city of 사랑 for a day.
ALEX
Lily the city of 사랑 is Paris.
LILY
Whatever. 당신 know what I mean. We can’t all go so some will have to stay behind.
JAX
Has co leader I’ll go.
SAVANNAH
I’ll go too.
ALEX
I’ll go three.
LILY
Ok. The rest have to stay behind. Savannah are 당신 sure 당신 don’t want to perform with me, Kenzie, Lexi & Gracie.
SAVANNAH
I’m sure. I am in to stuff 의해 black artist.
LILY
Ok. We up. Hello. Hi I’m Lily Carter and I’m from the Mckinley high 글리 club new directions and we the New Direction girls 노래 me too 의해 Meghan Trainor.
GRACIE
Be mined Lily is a terrible singer. She only in 글리 because they needed a girl dancer.
LILY
Thanks Gracie. (SINGING.) Yow. Who's that sexy thing I see over there?
GRACIE
That's me, standin' in the mirror
LEXI
What's that icy thang hangin' 'round my neck?
KENZIE
That's gold, show me some respect oh ah
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
I thank God every day
KENZIE
uh huh
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
That I woke up feelin' this way
KENZIE
uh huh
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
And I can't help lovin' myself
And I don't need nobody else
LILY
nuh uh
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
If I was you, I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
If I was you, I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
(LILY WALK OFF THE MINI STAGE.) I'd wanna be me
LILY
Too (LILY DOES A CARTWHEEL AND BLOW A 키스 TO THE AUDIENES.)
KENZIE
I walk in like a dime piece
GRACIE
I go straight to VIP
LILY
I never pay for my drinks
LEXI
My entourage behind me
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
My life's a movie, Tom Cruise
So bless me, baby, achoo
And even if they tried to
GRACIE
They can't do it like I do
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
I thank God every day
KENZIE
uh huh
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
That I woke up feelin' this way
KENZIE
uh huh
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
And I can't help lovin' myself
And I don't need nobody else
LILY
nuh uh
LILY, KENZIE, LEXI & GRACIE
If I was you, I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
If I was you, I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
If I was you, I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
If I was you, I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me too
I'd wanna be me
Too (EVERYONE CLIP.)
LILY
(SPOKEN.) Thank 당신 everyone. (SHE AND THE REST OF NEW DIRECTIONS WALK UP TO THE ORINGALS.) So what did 당신 guys think?
QUINN
Well your vocals need some work but you’re a great dancer.
LILY
Thank you.
JAX
Lily.
LILY
Oh right. I’m Lily and this is Lexi, Kenzie, Jax, Ryan, Alex, Gracie & Savannah.
TINA
(TO PUCK.) Gracie is my younger sister.
SAVANNAH
(TO MERCEDES.) Big 팬 의해 the way.
LILY
We are the 2017 new directions. 당신 can see we only have 8 members we need 당신 guys to help us get 12 so we can go to sectionals.
TINA
it will be fun to see Kurt & Mr Schu again.
PUCK
We’ll be happy to help.
LILY
Ok. Met us in the choir room on Thursday.
PUCK
Ok.
Scene 15
(LILY IS IN THE BOYFRIEND CHANGE ROOM.)
LILY
Jax I’m open. (JAX THROW HER THE BALL BUT SHE MISS IT.)
RYAN
She a trouble catch.
JACK
No girls are allowed in the boy change room unleased they strippers 또는 cherrios. (HE HIGH FIVE HIS FRIEND.)
LILY
Jack 당신 are a man child who take your problems out on other people and your armpit smells like rotten eggs mix with pee. (RYAN & JAX LAUGH.)
JACK
Shut up. (JACK SMELLS HIS ARMPITS AND THAN WALK OFF. JAX WALKS UP TO LILY.)
JAX
Lily what are 당신 doing here. This is the boy change room.
LILY
I just wanna ask are 당신 excited about our new York trip.
JAX
Couldn’t 당신 wait until 글리 club rehearsal to ask that.
LILY
Not really.
JAX
Yeah. Ok. I’m getting a feeling that wasn’t all 당신 wanted to ask
LILY
Ok. I’ll just say it. How are things with 당신 & Lexi going?
JAX
Good. I mean she doesn’t understand my feelings what I want. I sometimes wish I can be with a girl who understands me.
LILY
Jax do 당신 want my opinion.
JAX
Sure.
LILY
당신 shouldn’t be with a girl who don’t listen to 당신 & don’t care about what 당신 want. 당신 deserve better Jax. (JAX LEAN IN TO 키스 LILY BUT THEN STOP HIMSELF.)
JAX
I can’t do it. I can’t cheat on Lexi. I have to go. (JAX LEAVES.)
Scene 17
(IN NEW YORK. JAX, GRACIE, ALEX & LILY GET OUT OF THE SUBWAY.)
SAVANNAH
Wow New York is so big. Are 당신 sure we won’t get into trouble for missing school.
LILY
Trust me we won’t. I tell my mom I was sick she let me take the 일 off school. (SAVANNAH & ALEX START TALKING TO EACH OTHER.) Jax we should talk.
JAX
About what.
LILY
당신 know. About 당신 almost 키싱 me.
JAX
Lil there’s nothing to talk about. I am with Lexi. I don’t like you. (LILY WALK AWAY FROM HIM.) Lily.
LILY
당신 were right. There’s nothing to talk about. I hope 당신 & Lexi are happy together.
ALEX
Let’s go to Broadway. I always wanted to see Wicked.
LILY
Wait a sec Alex. Me & Alex are going to Rachel apartment. 당신 guys can look at stuff met back here in 3 hours.
SAVANNAH
Hell no. we didn’t came all the way to New York so 당신 & Alex can meet Broadway stars.
JAX
Lily how did 당신 get Rachel addressed.
(FLASHBACK. AT MCKINGLY HIGH.)
LILY
Coach Evans can I talk to you.
SAM
Look Lily your sweet but I am not into dating students.
LILY
What.
SAM
Nothing.
LILY
Do 당신 know where in New York Broadway actress Rachel Berry lives.
SAM
Yeah but I am not telling you.
LILY
Why not.
SAM
Its private Lily.
LILY
What if I give 당신 my old Justin Bieber CD’s.
SAM
Really.
LILY
Sure. Justin Bieber is a singer for 12 년 old girls.
SAM
Ok. (HE GIVE HER A PIECE OF PAPER.)
LILY
Thanks Sam I mean Coach Evans. (HE WALKS OFF.)
(BACK TO NEW YORK.)
LILY
I know people. Let’s go. (THEY SPREAD UP.)
Scene 18
(AT RACHEL APARTMENT. RACHEL LISTENS TO THE VOICE MAIL.)
KURT
(OVERVOICE.) 저기요 Rachel. I know you’re very busy and we hardly talk anymore and you’re still angry at me for going back to Ohio with Blaine but I will 사랑 to talk to you. Please call me back. (THESE A KNOCK ON THE DOOR.)
RACHEL
I’m coming. (SHE OPEN THE DOOR.) Can I help you? (LILY & ALEX ENTER THE APARTMENT.)
LILY
Hi Rachel Berry. 당신 don’t know me. I’m Lily Carter & this is Alex Harrison. We here to take 당신 to Lima Ohio.
RACHEL
Ok 당신 better get out of here before I call the cops. Now get out of here teenage Hummel & blue eyes.
ALEX
Why does everyone call me that?
LILY
Well 당신 do look like a younger version of Mr Hummel.
ALEX
Hello Miss Berry. Alex Harrison big fan. What Lily was trying to say is we are from Mckinley highs 글리 club New Directions but no one is signing up and Lily had the idea to get all the originals back to help us.
RACHEL
I thought Mckinley high was a performing arts school now.
LILY
It was. But we 로스트 the budget after new directions 로스트 sectionals. The football teams back Sam Evans is coaching it with Coach Beist. Kurt Hummel is teaching the 글리 club but we only have 8 members.
RACHEL
That’s why Kurt & Blaine left new York 8 months ago. Sorry but that’s behind me. That’s not my life anymore.
JESSE
(HE ENTERS.) 저기요 Rach.
LILY
Come on Alex. Rachel I thought 당신 will help your old 글리 club but all 당신 care about is yourself. 당신 let everyone down even Mr Hummel.
ALEX
Jesse St James I 사랑 you.
LILY
Alex come on. (LILY & ALEX EXIT.)
JESSE
Who was that. 저기요 Rachel. Rachel
RACHEL
Just some stupid kids wanting my autograph.
Scene 19
(AT MCKINGLY HIGH IN THE CHOIR ROOM.)
LILY
Guys I’m part Dutch, Gracie is Asian & Alex is gay.
ALEX
I’m not gay.
KENZIE
Says every in closet homosexual guy ever.
ALEX
I’m not gay Kenzie.
KENZIE
(SARCASTIC.) Sure.
LEXI
What is your point?
LILY
My point is 글리 club makes a culture. (SANTANA & SAM ENTER.)
GRACIE
The culture no one wants to be in since we 로스트 sectionals last year.
SANTANA
저기요 글리 club was cool when I was in it.
LEXI
That was like 20 years ago.
SANTANA
당신 little bitch. I will go all Lima Heights on your ass.
SAM
Santana calm down.
SANTANA
Fine. (LOOKING AT THE 글리 CLUB.) Ok who do we have here? Teenage Hummel, blondie, young Quinn Farbray, Mercedes Jones want to be, Tina sister & another cheerio. I can work with this.
SAM
When are the others getting here?
LILY
They should be here soon.
TINA
We here.
MIKE
Sorry we are late.
(BRITTANY & SANTANA KISS.)
KENZIE
Get a room.
SANTANA
I am gonna kill this little bitch.
BRITTANY
Santana you’re a teacher 당신 can’t kill her. Lord Tomtey kill a 쥐, 마우스 once. It wasn’t pretty.
SANTANA
I didn’t mean literally Britt.
BRITTANY
(SHE SEES SAVANNAH.) Hi Mercedes.
MERCEDES
I’m Mercedes.
BRITTANY
Liar.
BLAINE
So where is Kurt,
ALEX
Tell them Lily.
QUINN
Tell us what.
LILY
He doesn’t know I did this. Look guys I want to go to Internationals and the only way we can do that is if we get 12 members and the only way we can get 4 new members is if 당신 guys help.
TINA
Ohhh 당신 are so cute.
BLAINE
Ok we will help.
LILY
Yay.
KENZIE
또는 we could just kick Lily out. Lily 당신 will never be a singer. 당신 are only in 글리 club because 당신 can dance and plus 당신 & Mr Hummel have this weird friendship thing. The only job 당신 will have after 당신 leave school is working at breadstix like your mom.
PUCK
저기요 that wasn’t very nice. I would know I wasn’t very nice in high school.
KENZIE
Oh please. I’m a hard cold 암캐, 암 캐 & that why people 사랑 me.
SANTANA
Oh my god it’s the teenage me.
LILY
I can handle this. Kenzie, can I be honest with you? The only jobs 당신 will have after 당신 leave high school is working at a stripe joint 또는 a McDonalds so 당신 better practice dancing on a pole 또는 노래 “Do 당신 want fiiirrrddddssss with that”
QUINN
(TO LILY.) That’s enough. Sit down. (LILY SIT DOWN.)
BLAINE
Guys can we show 당신 something. One of our favourite numbers. Hit it.
(SINGING.) If 당신 see a faded sign at the side of the road that says
15 miles to the
MERCEDES
사랑 shack', 사랑 shack, yeah, yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway
MERCEDES, TINA, RACHEL, SANTANA, QUINN & BRITTANY
Lookin' for the 사랑 getaway, headed for the 사랑 getaway
BLAINE
I got me a car, it's as big as a 고래
BLAINE & LILY
And we're headin' on
LILY
Down to the 사랑 shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So hurry up and bring your jukebox money
MERCEDES
The 사랑 shack is a little old place
Where
ALL EXPECT LEXI, RYAN, JAX, KENZIE, GRACIE, ALEX & SAVANNAH.
We can get together
사랑 shack, baby
BLAINE
A 사랑 shack, baby (NEW DIRECTION 가입하기 IN.)
ALL
사랑 shack, baby, 사랑 shack
사랑 shack, baby, 사랑 shack
LILY
Sign says, 'Stay away fools'
'Cause 사랑 rules at the lo-o-ove shack
(SHE GRAB BLAINE’S TIE.) Well, it's set way back in the middle of a field
BLAINE
(BLAINE & LILY DANCE OVER TO THE PIANO.) Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back (BLAINE PICK LILY UP AND PUT HER ON THE PIANO.)
BRITTANY
Glitter on the mattress
QUINN
Glitter on the highway
TINA
Glitter on the front porch
MERCEDES
Glitter on the highway
ALL
The 사랑 shack is a little old place
Where we can get together
사랑 shack, baby
LILY
사랑 shack, baby
ALL
(BLAINE TUCK LILY OF THE PIANO.) 사랑 shack, that's where it's at
사랑 shack, that's where it's at
(LILY DOES A CARTWHEEL.)
LILY
Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale
And it's about to set sail
I got me a car, it seats about twenty
So come on and bring your jukebox money! (KURT & WILL ENTER AND WATCH AT THE DOORWAY. THEY DON’T 가입하기 IN.)
ALL EXPECT WILL & KURT
Bang, bang, bang, on the door, baby
BLAINE
Knock a little louder, Sugar
ALL EXPECT WILL, WILL & KURT
Bang bang bang, on the door, baby
BLAINE
I can't hear you
ALL EXPECT WILL, BLAINE & KURT
Bang, bang
BLAINE
On the door, baby
ALL EXPECT WILL, BLAINE & KURT
Bang, bang
BLAINE
On the door
ALL EXPECT WILL, BLAINE & KURT
Bang, bang
BLAINE
On the door, baby
ALL EXPECT WILL, BLAINE & KURT
Bang, bang
BLAINE
You're WHAT?
LILY
Tin roof, rusted
MERCEDES
사랑 shack!
ALL EXPECT WILL & KURT
사랑 shack, baby, 사랑 shack
MERCEDES
Yeah
ALL EXPECT WILL & KURT
사랑 shack, baby, 사랑 shack
MERCEDES
사랑 shack
BLAINE
사랑 baby that's where it's at, yeah
ALL EXPECT WILL & KURT
사랑 shack, baby, 사랑 shack
ALL EXPECT WILL & KURT
사랑 shack
BLAINE
Huggin' and a kissin'
ALL EXPECT WILL & KURT
사랑 shack, baby, 사랑 shack
MERCEDES
Baby, 사랑 shack
BLAINE
Dancin' and a lovin'
MERCEDES & BLAINE
At the 사랑 shack
KURT
What’s going on.
LILY
Look Mr Hummel we need them to help us get new members so we can go to Sectionals, Regionals, Nationals and finally Internationals in Australia. 당신 know I never been out of America and….
WILL
Lily in my office now.
LILY
But Prinpal Schuster I didn’t finish.
WILL
No buts in my office. (LILY & WILL EXIT.)
BLAINE
Kurt I’m sorry I keep this from you.
KURT
Don’t. (HE EXITS.)
Scene 20
(IN WILL OFFICE.)
KURT
Can I please break this silence. Lily 당신 went to New York City.
LILY
How did 당신 guys find out about that?
(FLASHBACK.)
LEXI
Mr Schuster Lily is not sick she went to New York City.
(BACK TO WILL’S OFFICE.)
LILY
Ok I did go to New York City but I can’t get into trouble for that. Kids go on 1 일 holiday all the time.
WILL
We rang your mom she thought 당신 were sick, she didn’t know.
LILY
She would have been too drunk to notice anyway.
KURT
Lily what were 당신 doing in New York.
LILY
Since the secret out I have no choice but to tell you. If I tell 당신 Mr Hummel please don’t hate me. I went to Broadway actress Rachel Berry apartment to ask her to come down to Lima Ohio to help us reboot new directions.
WILL
당신 can’t do that Lily. Rachel is a very busy women. How did 당신 find out where she live?
LILY
I bribe Coach Evans with Justin Bieber CD’s.
WILL
Kurt are 당신 Ok.
KURT
I’m fine.
WILL
Lily you’re suspended for a week and 당신 can’t compete in sectionals.
LILY
What. I was trying to save new directions and those guys can help us. I can’t be suspended. And plus I wasn’t the only one who went Jax, Savannah & Alex went to New York with me. If I get suspended they should get suspended and not compete in sectionals too.
KURT
That’s half of my team.
WILL
Fine. Lily I’ll give 당신 a warning but don’t do it again.
LILY
I won’t.
WILL
Let’s save new directions.
Scene 21
(IN THE CHOIR ROOM.)
(WILL, KURT & LILY ENTER.)
GRACIE
Lily are 당신 suspended.
LILY
No. I got a warning.
KURT
So we gonna actually do this.
QUINN
I guess so.
WILL
So what are we going to do.
BLAINE
We were talking and we had the idea to wiped up one of our old songs and teach the kids to do.
WILL
Ok. What song.
BLAINE
Don’t stop believing.
WILL
Ah one of my favourite songs we done.
SAVANNAH
But that’s song is 60 years old.
PUCK
It was released in 1981.
KURT
Lily & Ryan 당신 are the best dancers so help Brittany & Mike with the conceted and me & Will will teach the people who don’t know the song the lyrics. Any questions.
RACHEL
I have one do 당신 guys need any 더 많이 help.
KURT
Rachel.
MERCEDES
Come here girl. (SHE HUGS RACHEL.)
SANTANA
Wow I didn’t see that coming. Welcome back Berry now 당신 can steal everyone spotlight like 당신 always do.
RACHEL
Nice too see 당신 too Santana.
LILY
당신 came. (SHE HUGS RACHEL.) I know guilting 당신 into coming will work.
RACHEL
Honey. I don’t hug strangers.
LILY
Sorry.
RACHEL
So what are 당신 guys doing.
ARTIE
Performing one of our best songs.
RACHEL
Run Joey run.
SANTANA
Is she kidding me right now.
KURT
Don’t stop believing.
RACHEL
That was the first song we perform in 글리 club.
WILL
Guys lets practice in the adaemin and let Kurt & Rachel catch up?
LILY
Ok. (THEY ALL EXIT THE CHOIR ROOM.)
RACHEL
Yeah. I can see those kids care about you,
KURT
Rachel why haven’t 당신 answer any of my calls.
RACHEL
Kurt.
KURT
Why.
RACHEL
Because I was angry at 당신 for going back to Lima with Blaine. 당신 were meant to be a big Broadway 별, 스타 not a high school 글리 club coach. Kurt 당신 are going back to where we started. 당신 are stuck. I can see what this is all about. It’s about me & Jesse. 당신 옮기기 back to Lima because of me & Jesse.
KURT
God Rachel stop being so self-cantered all the time. Rachel everything’s not all about you.
RACHEL
Kurt when Lily & Alex went to New York they remain me of me & you.
KURT
Lily is not 당신 Rachel. She is not self-cantered and annoying. She thinks & cares about others. Lily is caring, kind hearted and very sassy.
RACHEL
She your favourite student isn’t she.
KURT
She like a daughter to me. Look Rachel 당신 can go back to New York if 당신 want but for the meanwhile I’m staying here.
RACHEL
I’m not going. I will help. (THEY HUG.)
Scene 22
(AT ALEX DAD WORK.)
ALEX
Hey, Dad.
ETHAN
저기요 son how was school.
ALEX
It was Ok. Lily had this amazing idea…
ETHAN
Alex I know Lily is your best friend and I have nothing against a guy being best friend with a girl but I honestly think 당신 should make some 프렌즈 with your own gender.
ALEX
I will. There some guys in glee. Anyway Lily got the original new direction members of new directions our 글리 club to prepare for sectionals and if we win that we will go to regionals and if we win that we will go to nationals and if we win that we will go to internationals in Australia.
ETHAN
Okay, good. This is good. I still think it'd do 당신 good to be part of a real sports team like football, but well, 당신 seem happy.
ALEX
Honestly, Dad, I don't think I've ever been this excited to go to school. (OVERVOICE.) I'm gay, Dad. Please don't stop loving me, but I'm gay and I can’t change that.
ETHAN
Are we done here.
ALEX
Yeah. I will see 당신 at home.
Scene 23
(AT LILY’S HOUSE.)
LILY
Come on mom. A few 더 많이 steps. (SHE HELP HER MOM INTO BED.) 당신 promise me 당신 will stop drinking. I guess that was a lie. You’re too drunk to notice what I’m saying right now. Mom remember what the doctor tell 당신 if 당신 keep on drinking it will soon kill you. I guess 당신 don’t really care. Oh there’s a message on the answering machine.
ANYA
(VOICE MAIL.) Hello Sarah it’s your mom Anya here. Me & Ollie 옮기기 back to Lima. Ollie is attaining a private school Dalton Academy. We will like to see 당신 & Ollie twin sister little Lilliana. I haven’t seen her since she was a chubby 10 년 old who wanted to dance. Also I told Ollie about his half older brother your busted child Sebastian and I think 당신 should tell Lily. Please call me back. (LILY SIT THERE IN SINCLENCE.)
Scene 24
(IN THE CHOIR ROOM. LILY IS SITTING IN THE CHOIR ROOM 의해 HERSELF. SANTANA ENTERS.)
SANTANA
저기요 there kid. Everyone is going to meet up in the auditorium.
LILY
I think I might not go to 글리 club rehearsal today.
SANTANA
당신 know Brittany talk very formally of you. I think your Britt’s favourite student in her dance class. (LILY IS STILL ASET.) Look kid I don’t do peep talks. If 당신 want a peep talk to lady Hummel 또는 Mr Schu. (SANTANA STARTS TO LEAVE BUT STOPS.) Look kid 당신 & I are not that different.
LILY
Are 당신 saying I’m a hard cold bitch. (SANTANA SITS 다음 TO LILY.)
SANTANA
No. But 당신 are really sassy.
LILY
Well I need sass after the way Lexi & Kenzie treat me.
SANTANA
당신 know it will get better. Soon enough 당신 will become friends. I speak from explainence. Before me, Quinn & Britt 가입하기 글리 we hated Rachel & now we sort of 프렌즈 with her. (LILY STAYS QUITE.) Ok. I can tell it’s not about the cheerios. Ok blue eyes spell.
LILY
Ok. But even do you’re a teacher 당신 can’t tell anyone.
SANTANA
저기요 I was born & raised in Lima heights keeping secrets is what we were raised to do.
LILY
Ok. Well most people don’t know this about me. I have a twin brother name Ollie well when I was 10 my grandma left with him and 옮기기 to New York and than my mom turn into an Alcoholic. I also relenceny found out my grandma & evil brother 옮기기 back to Lima.
SANTANA
Come on his proubly not evil.
LILY
When we were 6 he tied me up to a chair & make me watch him chop my 바비 인형 인형 hair off.
SANTANA
Ok. He does sound evil.
LILY
I heard he is going to a whole boy’s school call Dalton Acemdy. It reopen about 9 months 이전 have 당신 heard of it.
SANTANA
Yeah. Blaine 명금, 비 use to go they so did Kurt.
LILY
Wait Mr Hummel went to Dalton. He could be a treater secretly passing info to the Warblers.
SANTANA
Calm down Sherlock. He orinigaling went to Mckinley but he transfer to Dalton after he got bullied but then he transfer back here 10 weeks later after I blackmail the bully.
LILY
Wait 당신 blackmail someone.
SANTANA
I wanted to be prom queen. (LILY GIGGLE.)
LILY
I also found out my mom had a busted son before me & my twin was born.
SANTANA
Maybe this half-brother not evil.
LILY
Maybe.
SANTANA
So are 당신 ready to go to the auditorium.
LILY
I guess. But 당신 can’t tell anyone about what we talk about.
SANTANA
Ok.
Scene 25
(IN MCKINLEY HIGH AUDITORIUM.)
BLAINE
Ok. I think we should 옮기기 that over there.
GRACIE
(OVERVOICE.) Blaine is so controlling.
ALEX
(OVERVOICE.) Jax is so sexy.
TINA
Wait. Where is Santana & Lily?
(SANTANA & LILY ENTER. LILY IS LOOKING UPSET.)
SANTANA
Don’t worry children we here. Have we miss much?
TINA
Just Blaine bossing us around like he use to do 5 years ago.
PUCK
It could be worst. It could be Berry bossing us around.
RACHEL
Puckerman 당신 know I can hear 당신 right.
KENZIE
Wait, isn’t Blaine the Warblers coach couldn’t he be telling the warblers our secrets.
BLAINE
Kenzie I’m not a spy.
BRITTANY
Wait Blaine works for a bird.
ARTIE
Wait. I thought Dalton burn down.
BLAINE
It’s a long story it got rebuilt.
WILL
Actually it’s not that long,
KURT
Can we start on the song now. (HE LOOKS AT LILY.) Lily are 당신 ok.
LILY
I….
SANTANA
(PUTTING HER ARM AROUND HER.) She’s fine lady Hummel. Can we just start the song?
KURT
Ok.
Scene 26
(IN A DARK OFFICE. WITH SUE, LEXI, KENZIE, & OTHER CHEERIO NAME ASHLEY.)
SUE
So 도자기 is the new coach of the Mckinley high new directions.
LEXI
I thought 당신 like the new directions now.
SUE
I did to they 로스트 sectionals thanks to Sam Evans and had to get 도자기 back. I want 당신 Kenzie & Lexi since 당신 are in 글리 club to spy on the new directions and for 당신 Ashley I want 당신 to 가입하기 new directions.
ASHLEY
Yay. (ASHLEY & KENZIE BEING BEST 프렌즈 HUG.)
LEXI
What’s in it for us.
SUE
Revenge on that 도자기 little pet Lily.
LEXI
Deal. How can we ruin Lily life?
SUE
당신 know her best friend teenage Hummel.
KENZIE
Alex.
LEXI
They just friends.
SUE
I know for a fact she likes him. If he found out about her little crush on him it will ruin they friendship.
LEXI
Ok. But we need prove.
SUE
I stop listening to 당신 5 초 ago. Get out of my office.
Scene 27
(IN MCKINLEY HIGH AUDITORIUM.)
RACHEL
(SINGING.) Just a small town girl
Living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Going anywhere
KURT
Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train
Going anywhere
JAX
A singer in a smoky room
LEXI
A smell of wine and cheap perfume
JAX & LEXI
For a smile they can share the night
It goes on and on and on and on
ALL
Strangers, waiting
RACHEL & KURT
Up and down the boulevard
ALL
Their shadows
Searching in the night
Streetlight, people
JAX & LEXI
Living just to find emotion
ALL
Hiding
Somewhere in the night
LILY
Working hard to get my fill
SAM
Everybody wants a thrill
LILY & SAM
Paying anything to roll the dice
Just one 더 많이 time
BLAINE
Some will win
LILY
Some will lose
BLAINE & LILY
Some were born to sing the blues
And now the movie never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
ALL
Strangers, waiting
TINA & BLAINE
Up and down the boulevard
ALL
Their shadows
Searching in the night
Streetlight, people
LILY & SAM
Living just to find emotion
ALL
Hiding
Somewhere in the night
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to that feeling
Streetlight People,
oh, oh, woah
Don't stop
Believin'
Hold on to that feelin'
Streetlight
People, oh, oh, woah
Don't stop
END OF EPISODE
