Ian: The script for episode 16 turned out pretty good.
Brad: Yeah, it was decent.
Ryan: Our creativity definitely paid off.
Brad: So, what should we do for the 다음 episode?
(The three men think in silence.)
Ryan: We could have Kurt trying to get ready to leave all his 프렌즈 behind and go to New York for NYADA. Then Blaine gets upset and he starts to sing a song. He also could persuade Kurt to come back to Ohio somehow.
Brad: Okay then.
Ian: This is ridiculous.
Ryan (to Ian): Excuse me?
Ian: Think about it. We basically talk about Klaine and Finchel throughout mostly of season 2 and 3. Plus, we haven't gotten to the 사랑 삼각형 between Artie, Rory, and Sugar.
Brad: Don't forget Santana's mother coming on the show as well.
Ryan: I took her out the series.
Ian and Brad: What?
Brad: But 당신 already casted Gloria Estefan to be Santana's mother.
Ryan: We can always break it to her easy, right? She'll understand.
Ian: Seriously, you're kinda being rude.
Ryan: What?
Ian: 당신 blab to all 글리 팬 that something good is going to happen to their 가장 좋아하는 characters. But in reality, 당신 only plan the good stuff for Finn and Rachel.
Brad: Repetitive, isn't it.
Ryan: Listen here, I'm the leader out of 당신 two and the rest of the cast and crew. If I want things to go this way, then maybe I should let 'em go this way.
(He writes something in his notebook. Ian and Brad look nervously at each other, and then back at Ryan.)
Ryan: Okay, now we're going to have Blaine sing these three songs, followed 의해 a Santana and Rachel duet, and then maybe a couple of scenes in Rachel's house.
Brad: That Brittana 키스 from the Valentine's 일 episode was kinda hot.
Ian: The Tike duet was good, too.
Brad (confused): The what?
(Ryan slaps his forehead.)
(The following day, the three men went to visit the boss of 20th Century 여우 to explain their status on the series.)
Boss: I'm sorry, Ryan. I don't know how else to tell 당신 this...you're fired.
Ryan (shocked): Fired?! But why? I did nothing wrong!
Ian (whispering to Brad): Except getting Finn hitched.
Ryan (angrily, to Ian): Was anyone talking to you, 버터 face?!
Ian: Dude, calm down.
Boss: See, this is the reason why, Mr. Murphy. You're being unfair with your coworkers and the actors. They all devoted their lives into Glee. Dianna Agron. Cory Monteith. Tall, Irish leprechaun. Guppy Mouth. Satan. Uh...who are the two that look like Jackie Chan's kids again?
Ryan: Jenna and Harry.
Boss: Whatever. Either way, you've been treating all of them wrong. We've also has complains dealing with Lea Michele and Darren Criss as well--
Ryan: What, they don't appreciate the great art they expose to the world?
Boss: Most of them had about enough.
Ryan: That's a good joke.
Boss: No, it's not a joke. This is real.
Ryan: Since when?
Brad: Ever since you've been overly obsessed with the two of them like they are you're birth children 또는 something.
Ryan (gritting his teeth): If 당신 don't shut your--
Boss: Right again. Also, you've made the third season into something very depressing.
Ryan: At least it'll make people wanna watch it.
Boss: But 당신 don't know what you're truly doing to the 팬 of 글리 who enjoyed...you know, the old Glee.
Ryan: Oh please, they 사랑 my work.
Boss: They do? We'll see about that.
Ryan: What do 당신 mean?
(The boss led Ryan, Ian, and Brad outside of the building. Cory Monteith and Dianna Agron stood there with their arms crossed. Ryan looked at them and chuckled.)
Ryan: Seriously, this is it?
Cory: No, it isn't. In fact, this is the beginning.
(Cory pointed to some guys at some guitars and drum sets. They started playing music. Cory started to open his mouth and sing.)
Cory (singing):
Mr. Murphy, find it in your heart
To make all your people happy
Mr. Murphy, can 당신 raise the bar
And beat these other comedies?
Dianna (singing):
Mr. Murphy, I've enjoyed my time
Seeing 당신 make the world's best series
Mr. Murphy, I hope you'll see
That the 팬 want a different season three
(A crowd of dancers came out of the bushes and started a little dance as Naya Rivera made her way in between Cory and Dianna.)
Naya (singing):
I wants it to be better
And the 팬 to come together
As 당신 can see, they're falling apart
This is all because of you
What the hell happened to Sue?
She was ten times better in the start
(The 음악 suddenly stopped. Everyone was suddenly standing still and looking at Ryan. Then the 음악 for link (season 3, episode 5: "The First Time") started playing. Naya and Mark came out to sing.)
Naya (singing in Puerto Rican accent):
Mr. Ryan Murphy, dear sir
Look back at all of this torture
Mark (singing in Puerto Rican accent):
All of the demands and orders
Dianna (singing in Puerto Rican accent):
I was this close to getting fired
(There is another 음악 change as everyone turns towards the giant water 분수 across the street. 의해 the time the 음악 for link (season 3, episode 10: "Yes/No"), Amber and Jenna showed up with a bunch of background singers and dancers.)
Amber (singing):
I got stuck with the heartless Shane
당신 tossed Samcedes down the drain
Jenna (singing):
당신 gave me nothing to say
In my mind and heart, there's pain
Back-up singers (singing):
She got stuck with the heartless Shane
당신 tossed Samcedes down the drain
당신 gave her nothing to say
In her mind and heart, there's pain
(The 음악 stops again. The boss points Ryan towards Chord's direction. He was playing the song link (season 3, episode 4: "Pot O' Gold") on his guitar.)
Chord (singing, playing guitar):
I've been waiting
For Sam to be with her
Guess 당신 don't appreciate
I've been waiting
For Sam to be with her
But 당신 made them separate...
(He suddenly stopped playing. Ryan chuckled.)
Ryan (chuckling): Seriously?
(Silence.)
Boss: There's more.
(The boss took Ryan to another part of town where the rest of the cast were located. Amber, Dianna, Naya, Mark, Jenna, and the back-up dancers and singers followed. They ended up in downtown. Chris Colfer and Samuel Larsen were sitting 의해 a building. Samuel was playing 기타 and a couple of other instrument players were playing drums and piano. They played the 음악 for link (season 3, episode 11: "Michael"). Chris started off the song, and Dianna decided to 가입하기 in.)
Chris (singing):
Can we have a talk, just 당신 and me (Samuel and Dianna: 당신 and me)
Samuel (singing):
Assign all storylines equally (Chris and Dianna: Equally)
Dianna (singing):
For those who've been here since the start
또는 didn't get that far
Must 당신 be this unfair?
It's time for 당신 to care (Chris and Samuel: For 당신 to care)
(Samuel and the two instrument players stop playing and there's a silence. Then all of the back-up singers and dancers do a long, deep hum sound. Naya Rivera came from behind them all.)
Naya: This is a story about tolerance. Our tolerance. Tolerating the things we do; tolerating the things we see. And this time, we won't tolerate it any longer. I hope 당신 can see point like I can. Can 당신 tolerate it? I can't. It's all about tolerance, and I've 로스트 all of it.
(By the time Naya stopped speaking, the 음악 for the song link played (season 3, episode 8: "Hold On to Sixteen"). Kevin McHale, Cory Monteith, and 더 많이 back-up dancers and singers showed up in black 글리 shirts. Kevin started to sing.)
Kevin (singing):
Over these past few months, Ryan did not respect me
I'm sick of this bullsh*t, too bad you, Ryan, can't see
I can't take it, no
I've lost
All (singing):
Mercy
Kevin (singing):
Mercy for you
I've lost
All (singing):
Mercy
Kevin (singing):
I don't know what to do
I've lost
All (singing):
Mercy
Kevin (singing):
I don't have a clue
I've lost
All (singing):
Mercy
Kevin (singing):
All mercy for you!
(The 음악 quickly changes to link (season 3, episode 8: "Hold On To Sixteen"). Lea Michele and Darren Criss walked up from behind the crowd of background people to sing. Ryan looks shocked to see Darren and Lea 노래 with them.)
Lea (singing):
Give me a second, Ry
Sit down and get this story straight
Darren and I are just amazed
의해 all the 사랑 and the praise
But just take a look around you
Take a look at poor Kevin
See the sadness in Dianna's eyes
And the face of Damian
Darren (singing):
I know 당신 사랑 us two the most
당신 want us two to have it all
But I understand their piling pain
Tears falling down like heavy rain
Isn't this just a bit too cruel
(Ryan Murphy shook his head in disappointment, and started to walk away. Unfortunately, he couldn't go anywhere because Cory Monteith, Samuel Larsen, and Naya Rivera stopped them in his tracks. The three cast members had on leather jackets. The 음악 had switched to link (season 3, episode 11: "Michael"), and Cory started to sing.)
Cory (singing):
You're doin' wrong
So make it right
Don't run, don't hide
Caught 당신 in sight
Samuel (singing):
Right in your heart
당신 can't see the light
Now make a change
'Fore we come to fight
Naya (singing):
We know you're bad, too bad
We know it (All: Bad, bad, really, really bad)
당신 are so bad, too bad
They know it (All: Bad, bad, really, really, bad
Ryan, you're bad, too bad
We know, we know (All: Bad, bad, really, really bad)
You've been messing with our Glee
And we came back to attack (All: Came back to attack)
We're mad
(There is a final switch change. Amber returns with Heather and some girl dancers, and the 음악 for link (season 3, episode 8: "Hold On To Sixteen") starts to play.)
Amber (singing):
At first, I didn't know
Oh, I didn't know
Kept thinking I've never met someone this cruel before
But then 당신 came and hurt your fans
Disappointed them, young man
Glad they survived
I'm glad they actually survived
All (singing, overlapping):
I'm a survivor
I'm not gonna give up
I'm not gon' stop
I'm gonna work harder
I'm a survivor
I'm gonna make it
I will survive
Keep on survivin'
(The song continued, but Ryan tried covering his ears, not trying to torture himself any longer. Unfortunately, they got louder. Ryan was finally frustrated.)
Ryan: ENOUGH!
(Silence.)
Ryan: Enough with this tomfoolery, okay?
Amber: No, it's not okay. The 팬 have spoken out. They want 당신 to change, Ryan. You're the one causing all of the tomfoolery.
Cory: Exactly. We all don't deserve this.
Chris: We all deserve equal respect.
Dianna: 당신 were pretty much unfair to all of us. We're not gonna take it any longer.
Ryan (chuckling): Seriously? 당신 all are still under my roof of imagination, okay? I run this. It's all me.
Heather (whispering to Amber): I thought it was Beyonce.
Boss: I'm the boss of all TV. If 당신 refuse to do this, Ryan, then I have no choice but to 불, 화재 you.
Ryan: Who would even care? I mean, Ian and Brad would still be in it.
Brad: No we won't.
Ian: All you're gonna do is study emailing us about ideas for the new episodes and threaten to do something to us if we don't. Remember what happened for the proposal episode?
Ryan (chuckles): That was a joke.
Ian: Not buying it.
(Everyone's looking at Ryan with a dirty look, waiting for an answer. Ryan hesitates.)
Ryan: Fine, what do I have to do?
(The 다음 day, all of the 글리 cast members were in the office discussing the 다음 글리 episode. Cory Monteith steps in the room with Dianna Agron and Chris Colfer at his side. He rings a little hand bell, and the three take a seat.)
Cory: Welcome, 글리 cast and producers. It has just been announced that I'm the new writer for Glee, and I have Chris and Dianna to assist. Now, any suggestions for the 다음 episode?
Ryan (moaning): Damn it.
Well, that's it for the special. Now we wait for the new episode of 글리 and chapter 26 of the main 팬 fiction. Thanks for reading, guys. :)
