Naya (to Heather): What do 당신 think?
Heather (manly-like voice and stance): That...looks...so...sexy.
Naya (confused): What?
Heather: How come you're not the covers that keep me warm at night?
Naya: Uh, HeMo, you're freaking me out--
Heather: Come to my room tonight. I really wanted to show 당신 something.
Naya: What is it?
Heather: You'll find out.
(Naya bumped into a clothes rack with some 더 많이 spring outfits. She bent down to pick them up, and Heather, standing behind her, looked at her butt, grinning.)
Heather's Thoughts: I'll be hitting that.
(There was a sudden hallucination. Heather was laying on the 침대 in the Britney Spears outfit she wore for "Me Against the Music". Naya had just come out of the bathroom with nothing but red short shorts and a white tank-top undershirt. Her hair was out behind her and her legs were moisturized with lotion.)
Naya: 당신 ready for this?
Heather: Just say the word, lady lips.
(The 다음 thing noticed was the two of them 키싱 on the bed, and then climbing under the covers together.)
Heather's Thoughts: Nice...
(There was a sudden snapping sound.)
Naya (snapping her fingers): Heather!
Heather (awaking from her daydream): Huh?
Naya: Why are 당신 staring at me like that?
Heather: Oh, um...you have a zit--
Naya: Nice try. I'm the poster girl for Proactiv. 당신 can't fool me.
Heather: Huh...it worked for Harry.
(The girls both heard shouting and screaming. Cory, Chord, Chris, and Damian had just ran in from the commotion from outside.)
Cory: Upstairs here, in the pajamas section!
Naya: How come there's never any peace around here? The most unusual things happen here.
Heather: I thought that was in Italy.
(Once Naya and Heather saw Lea, Ryan, and the crowd of 팬 come in, they stared following the boys around the mall, finding a way to escape. Before they knew it, 더 많이 Gleeks started following them. The cast caught up with Dianna, Amber, Samuel, Kevin, and Vanessa. The only cast members they didn't follow were Harry Shum Jr. and Jenna Ushkowitz. They stood in the middle of the park, looking around at the crowds.)
Harry: They...really 사랑 them, do they?
Jenna: How come no one's following us?
Harry: They might?
Jenna: No, they won't.
Harry: 당신 think?
(Harry walks up to two teenage girls who are looking at Teen Vogue magazine. He pulls up his 셔츠 and shows his lustrous abs.)
Harry (sexy voice): Hey--
Girl #1: Who the hell are you?
Girl #2: He's gonna rape us, I bet.
Girl #1: Also, he must've eaten something from 타코 벨 recently, 'cause those things aren't getting any tougher.
(Jenna walks over to say something, but the girls end up seeing the 글리 cast running away from the crowd of people.)
Girl #2: Oh, my gosh! It's Darren Criss, my true love!
Girl #1: There's Damian, Cory, Chris--oh, my gosh! I so have to get all of their autographs!
Girl #2: Me too!
(The girls run away with the 팬 crowd. Harry sits lonely on the bench where the girls were sitting. Jenna looks at him with her hands on her hips.)
Jenna: I told you--
Harry: Don't say it.
(The 글리 cast is up ahead of the crowd. Cory is a few steps ahead of Ryan and Lea. He points to another direction.)
Cory: Damo, double C, Bieber, this way!
Chord (to Cory, disappointed): Why do 당신 gotta break balls?
(The four boys started to 스플릿, 분할 up, but then three of Ryan's back-up guys caught up with them and held them still. The rest of the cast ran a different direction, but also got caught as well. Ryan ran up to Cory, mad and worn out.)
Ryan: To my office...now!
Cory (to himself): Damn it...
Chris (annoyed): Oh, here come the Ryan rants.
Here's the 초 part of the hiatus special. I hope 당신 liked it. :)
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