Here are my 상단, 맨 위로 Artie 인용구 from Season 2:

10. "That wasn't a magic comb. I just found it on the floor and ran into 당신 on the way tossing it in the trash". (Special Education)

9. "Or a Choo Choo with square wheels on your CABOOSE!" (A Very 글리 Christmas)

8. Holly: "Sex is like hugging...only wetter".
Artie: "Yeah, it is!" (Sexy)

7. Will: "When I'm sick, there's only one thing that makes me feel good".
Artie: "Gin and juice?"

6. "So, I'm your community service?" (Never Been Kissed)

5. "I really want to play. I want my girlfriend back and...I want abs". (Audition)

4. "I brought some Bloody Mary's, y'all!" (Blame It On the Alcohol)

3. "I told my parents that I want one thing for 크리스마스 this year: stop friend-requesting me on Facebook". (A Very 글리 Christmas)

2. Finn: "That's all 당신 eat?"
Sam: "Ain't no carpool lane to sexy".
Artie: "Damn straight!" (Rocky Horror 글리 Show)

1. Artie: "Hey Gigantor, we're all gonna swap names, yo!"
Rachel: "Did I just hear something about a substitute--(slips) Well, at least I didn't fall and break my talent. I'm fine!"
(Holly walks in, slides on buttered floor without slipping.)
Artie: "Uh, what the hell?" (The Substitute)

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