A young Aussie joins the navy. On the 일 he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, 당신 will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what 당신 ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came 의해 and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could 당신 tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the 보트 yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, 당신 will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what 당신 ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came 의해 and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could 당신 tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the 보트 yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
here is one of my fav jokes-
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each 일 당신 have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of 당신 read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of 당신 have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform 당신 that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each 일 당신 have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of 당신 read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of 당신 have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform 당신 that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?