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프레드 Anger Management (Spoof Series) Part #1: 프레드 Meets His Therapist

posted by tvluva49

“I don’t know why I’m here,” 프레드 sweetly said, twiddling his thumbs. “My mom gave me $50 to come here,”
    His therapist, Sarah, smiled at him. “Well, since you’re here-,” she began,
    “Do 당신 have any juice?” 프레드 was thirsty since his mom made him walk here. Sarah shook her head.
    “No, sorry I don’t. Anyway-,” Sarah calmly said,
    “I-WANT-JUICE!” 프레드 screamed at Sarah stomping his foot.
    “Ok, I’ll get 당신 some water,” Sarah said, standing up....

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freds weird dream about judy (with me in it btw im his cousin XD not in real life just in the story)

posted by ssook78

fred:helloo judy would u like a 주스 box
judy:no but i would like a kiss
fred:ok judy ill 키스 u :*
judy:*kisses back*
kevin:*sees judy and 프레드 kissing* NOOOOO!!! MY LIFE IS RUNINED!!!!
프레드 and judy are still 키싱 unitil i came in
me:*knoks on door*
fred:*quits 키싱 judy*oh ill get that
me:*waiting*
fred: *awakes door* hello?
me:HI FRED!
fred:ow do u know my name GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!
me::O *cries*
fred:*looks out door* oh my gammit i mad eher cry NOO!! *makes me feel better*
me:IM UR COUSIN
fred:oh sorry cous
me:its ok
fred:*awakes* *is 키싱 bed*
fred:HUH WHA AW MAN! it was just a dream
me:hi fred
fred:AHHHHHH!!
and they were screaming til 4 weeks later the end

프레드 loses his....

posted by TheGece

프레드 get stubled down the stairs half awake to get his cereal for breakfast.Ever since summer passed,his summer crush Sadeena was living 다음 door to him.After breakfast he stumbled outside to find her walking near his front door.
"Oh 저기요 Sadeena." 프레드 said excitedly.
"Hey Fred." said Sadeena, unhappy.
"Whats wrong?"Fred asked,acting as if he knew her forever.
"All my 프렌즈 are going to this party and I can't." Sadeena explained.
"Too bad,do 당신 wanna come over that night?"
"I'd 사랑 to!" Sadeena said hugging him.
"See 당신 then." he said before walking his path to hs Highscool.

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프레드 Gets a Manicure (Spoof)

posted by TVAuthor

“Mom! My toenails do not have fungus. I don’t need them to trim them,” 프레드 screamed. A tall man greeted them. “Today we’re doing the regular,” Janet, Fred’s mom announced in her high pitched voice. “No we aren’t! No, no, no!” 프레드 screeched. He picked up hair spray from the big shelf as soon as his mom left. “Don’t make me use it!” threatened Fred. “Would 당신 like a cookie, 또는 some lemonade?” The tall man asked. 프레드 grabbed for the 쿠키 from where he was. The trey slid and burst on the ground. 프레드 reached down and got a cookie. “Owwie! I’m gonna sue you...

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Fred's Long 로스트 Sister

posted by silversgirl1

One beautiful 일 프레드 was making a video when he heard a knock on the door.

Fred:i wonder who it is?

Ivy:Fred?Fred Figglehorn are 당신 there?

Fred: How do 당신 know my name?

Ivy:because i'm your sister.
프레드 was so shocked he went into a panic mood.

Fred:AH AH AH!

Ivy:Fred let me in!

Fred: no!

Ivy:please...Fred..please(stars crying)

Fred:*opens door*hello oh my gamit!*sees his sis crying*

Ivy:Fred? *looks up* Fred! *hugs*

Fred: your my sis?

Ivy:yes,i'm Ivy*notices camera* your making a video?

Fred:yeah u want to be in it?

Ivy: heck yeah.

*PART 2 coming soon*
*screen goes black then 프레드 and ivy come out*

프레드 and Ivy:*screams*
*screen goes black but u hear voices*
Fred:I like u being my sis
Ivy: me too