Fred Weasley, 당신 are disgusting

How so?

You spilled an entire jug of OJ down your front this morning

It was for our bet

Fred, you’ve 로스트 the bet because 당신 didn’t 제비, 삼키기 any OJ

Be that as it may I didn’t choke on any of it

Duh!

Don’t ‘duh!’ me!

I’ll ‘duh!’ whoever I want

George Weasley, I hate you

I hate 당신 too, bro

Angelina! Do 당신 hate George 또는 me most?

George, definitively

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..............................................................

Oh yeah!

This does not change anything

Meaning?

I’m still the good looking one

Don’t make me laugh

I’m not

Oh

My sentiments exactly

How is this sentimental?

No idea

..........

The Marauders are awesome

Obviously, they have an awesome legacy and a cool map

You know, I’ve been thinking...

REALLY?

Yes, really – anyway I was thinking, 당신 how Harry isn’t allowed to go to Hogsmeade?

Yeah, are 당신 thinking what I’m thinking

What are 당신 thinking?

You, me, tonight, dancing, 10,000 monkeys

Uhhhhhhh, no, that’s not what I was thinking, I was thinking we should give Harry the Marauders map

Is that a good idea?

We know it off 의해 심장 anyway

No, I mean, what if he gets it incinerated 의해 Voldemort?

Oh yeah, like he’s gonna take it with him in the final battle

So... give it to Harry?

Give it to Harry

And with that the sweet aroma of lunch drew everyone to the dining hall. 프레드 and George mused on how to introduce the Marauder’s Map to Harry.