1. Q. Why did the chicken 십자가, 크로스 the internet?
A. To get to the other site!

2. Q. What do 당신 get when 당신 십자가, 크로스 the Atlantic with the Titanic?
A. Half-way!

3. Q. When is a door not a door?
A. When it's ajar!

4. Q. What kind of rooms have no walls?
A. Mushrooms!

5. Q. What kind of shoes are made from 바나나 skins?
A. Slippers!

6. Q. What do 당신 get when 당신 십자가, 크로스 a 펭귄 with a pig?
A. A polar boar!

7. I know a minister who was so religious, when he read the Bible, he wore stained glasses!

8. I know a guy who was so cheap, he keeps his wallet in an unlisted pocket! Also, when he goes fishing, he puts a picture of a worm on his hook, and catches a picture of a fish!

9. Q. What has a thousand legs but can't walk?
A. 500 pairs of pants!

10. (My favorite)
Q. What do 당신 get when 당신 십자가, 크로스 a 곰 with a chinese frying pan?
A. Wok-a Wok-a!