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It's a beautiful 일 in the Central Park zoo and all of the penguins are in the HQ, bored out of their minds. "Skippa. Can I watch the Lunacorns? Im boooooaaad!" Private whined, getting very close to his commanding officer. Skipper just pushed him away. "No Private. We have to be 더 많이 than ready for when Blowhole strikes again." Skipper replied, putting his flippers behind his back. Lilly flipped her bangs to the side and revealed her big blue eyes. "Come on Skipper...PLEEEEAAASSE let us watch SOMETHING." She pleaded, batting her eyelashes. Skipper then grabed her bangs and gave them a hard...

The 다음 day, Rebecca woke up and went downstairs. To her horror she saw Officer X. He was holding a 쥐 in his large hands and slowly squeezing it. "Oww!! Help me! Please!" The 쥐 squeaked, the air slowly escaping his lungs. Rebecca ran down the stairs and snatched the 쥐 from Officer X's hands. "Are 당신 okay little guy? Can 당신 walk?" She asked in a concerned tone, slowly placing the 쥐 on the floor. "Y-Yes...bless your kind soul!" The 쥐 stuttered, blowing the kind teen kisses. He then ran into a small hole in the 벽 and dissapeared. "Were 당신 talking to that rat?" Officer X asked,...

That night as Alice dropped her cousin off at her home, Officer X gt out of the car as well, because it turns out her parents were his close 프렌즈 from highschool. WHAT are the ODDS!? So they set him up a guest 침대 in the room right 다음 to hers. "Oh How lovely it is to see 당신 X!." Rebecca's mother cheered, hugging the large man. Her dad shook X's hand. "It's been a while." He said, thinking about their highschool days. Rebecca threw her backpack to the floor and began to ascend the stairs, but she was noticed 의해 her mother. "Uh, hello to 당신 to Rebecca." Said Rebecca's mother, putting her...

(Brandon helped me brainstorm on this, so I give him credit too ^^)

It's a lovely 일 in the Central Park Zoo, and the penguins are hanging out in the 오소리 habitat for a barbecue. "Who wants grilled salmon?" Becky cheered, flipping 연어 fillets over a small 불, 화재 she had made. All the penguins raised their flippers. "Sounds good to me Becky!" Lilly replied happily. Skipper was sitting 다음 to her drinking a 주스 box. "Im so hungry I could eat a horse!" Sharpey added, snatching the 주스 from Skipper's flipper. Lilly began to laugh like crazy, but she stopped when she caught her commanding...

Running and sweating, kat's exhaustion didn't kick in because of her adrenaline shot. 'How are 당신 still running?!?!' asked Skipper. 'It's called an adrenaline shot silly,' said Kat, pulling out a 우지, uzi and firing at the horde. 'What do we do now?!?!' shouted Kowalski. 'Kabloomi?' asked Rico. 'Sure!!! Get something loud and that beeps!!' yelled Kat. Rico set the bomb, and threw it at the zombies, which turned around to attack it. 'Whhoooargh!!!' they screeched at the bomb before BAM!!! They all got blown up, flying blood and guts spilling on the ground. 'What the hell were those?!?!' screamed...

"So we could take another go at it and try to foil another mob's plans and get to the Kid that way, ask questions, pay some tip offs, the fun stuff," Skipper stated with a smirk.

"Or we could track down the riddles he put forth for us, these symbols, they still mystify me.." Kowalski stared at the burnt up scrap of paper in his flipper. 

"Symbols Shmymbols, let's get some action in this base of freelancers!" Skipper demanded. 

"We could always ask his 프렌즈 nicely!" Private shouted. 

Kowalski and Skipper both glared at him, Rico sneered. 

"Get 'um..." Rico grunted. 

It took not one second...