Don't mess with the colonel!

They were now speeding along, their massive sail pulled down and the motor on Auto-Captain, they looked out the windows of their boat, they were now in the strait, but they didn't see much yet. So they assumed they had past the first hazard, so Jett bravely stepped onto the upper main deck. That was, until they saw that single flash of brownish green lunge down, grab a 나무 상자, 상자 of meat rations, and disappear, then another, lunging at an unbolted attachment knob. "Jett get outta there!!" yelled Lilly. Jett then saw another flash of brownish green, only two inches from grabbing him. He looked up...

At last, the group, and the rest of the army, were huddled up at the other side of the river, out of all 5,076 people in both armies, only one army, and 549 people remained, including Hannah, Lilly, Private, Kowalski, and Jett. Private huddled up with the rest of the army, alongside Domingo, everyone, was huddled up in a circular pattern, looking back at the other side of the river where the Tower was, looking for a shortcut to them. Obviously, shooting at the army from the other side wouldn't work, since it's shooting range is short, anywhere within 2 miles was doomed, but anyone out of that...

Julien: *bursts into 펭귄 HQ through side door* Hello my loyal subjects! I demand 당신 to meet our new neighbor! *wiggles eyebrows up and down/ smiles*
Skipper: *rolls his eyes then looks surprised* What?! New neighbor?!? Kowalski, how come this is the first im hearing of this?!?
Kowalski:*flips through a few papers* I dont understand! There is nothing on the charts! *rubs head*
Skipper: Ughh.. Well, where is he?
Julien: SHE is right here! *points to the doorway**smiles*
Lexii: *steps out of shadows and into the light nervously* *smiles shyly* Hi, Im Lexii.
Skipper: uhhhh... *smiles*
Private:...

Why, hello there fellow 팬 of the amazing Penguins of Madagascar!
Forgive the title, it's just a ploy to get 당신 to read this.
And since your already here, why not?
But why am I 글쓰기 this? Well, if 당신 observe the type of 기사 this is, it is an "opinion."
You all know of the fact that a bit of a fight happened that didn't have to happen if the troublemaker had been left alone, so I have an idea to help us all remind each other.
*guitar strum*
In song.
*ahem*
Intro:
♪ *sweet acapella*Rainbows, innocence, and Luuunnaacooorns,
*techno*Science, 더 많이 Science, and Inventionssss
*heavy metal*Crazy...

"Hey Rico?" Peyton asked the crazy psychopathic 펭귄 as he continued to cut up the chopped 물고기 for the sushi he was making.

"Yep." He answered carefully cutting the last piece of 연어 to make Peyton and Mya's 가장 좋아하는 dish of his.

"Do 당신 need any help?" She asked walking over from her spot in front of the 텔레비전 where she was watching H2O with the others.

"Uhh huh." Rico said. He spit up a small 부엌, 주방 칼, 나이프 and handed it carefully to the young penguin. She smiled and waddled over to the other side of the table. He handed her some herring and instructed her to cut them into cube like...

I decided to write this while listening to we are the champions from my new crazy frog CD xD

It was a dark and stormy day. The rain came down in torrents. Thunder rumbled and lighting shot across the sky. Blowhole and his minions challenged the penguins to a game of soccer. Triumphant 음악 was playing as Sindaj, Rico, Skipper, Kowalski and Private walked onto the field. "we are the champions, my friends" the lobsters sang as Kowalski went to the goal net. "we are the champions, we are the champions no time for losers because we are the champions... of the worldd" sang the lobsters again. Julien...

Things only took a largely devastating turn for the worst. The occasional dry spell that went to the Midlands, which usually lasted for no 더 많이 than a month, had begun to last much longer than it usually did. After a 초 month, the heat became intense. Skipper suffered financial losses due to the drought, since he had once been a crop tycoon of the world, that meant those tenderly delicate grapevines growing in the pristine volcanic hills, made up a fourth of his expenses and profits, now a quarter of his money was now shriveled up and laying in a heap. The devastation extended much further,...

RULES:
1. Put your 음악 player on shuffle.
2. Press 앞으로 for each question.
3. Use the song 제목 as the answer to the 질문 even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. Bold the 질문 and with the answers, give your own 코멘트 on how it relates to the questions.

1. How are 당신 feeling today?

rin kagamine - meltdown
(well, the 'meltdown' part is true cause it's hot here)

2. Will 당신 get far in life?

Ellie Goulding - Lights (wired dubstep remix)
(kinda make sense )

3. How do your 프렌즈 see you?

Ke$ha - Boots and Boys
( guess i'ma cowboy err...Girl XD)

4. Will 당신 get married?...