Averege day. August 12th, 2012, warm and muggy. Luckily the Penguins HQ was as cool as if it had an air condidtioner ( we had one a while back but Kowalski tinkered with it and it blew up, no shock there, huh?)
We were all going about our duties, Skipper deemed it too uncomfortable to train, so we had free time. CC and i were 글쓰기 POM fanfiction (or in our case fantruth, but who else would know that we LIVE with the Penguins?). My cousin, Kristen was in another fandom altogether: the World of Hetalia, and she was sitting here contentedly 글쓰기 herself into that world., Kowalski hadn't left his lab since last night, presumably building his latest epic fail, and the rest ( Private, Rico and Skipper) were playing some card game and Skipper was about to win, when we heard Kowalski gasp in delight.
"3,2,1......" said CC and Kristen at the same time, followed 의해 'jinx, double jinx, triple jinx (etc....)"
Kowalski burst out of the lab, sending cards flying everywhere, ruining the game. Something was...off about the whole thing. He looked a bit nervous, then his demeanor quickly changed to his giddy I-Just-Invented-Something-Amazing-That'll-Change-Our-Lives-Don't-Worry-It-Won't-Blow-Up face.
"Kowalski! What in the name of Comissioner McSlade is this?! 당신 just wrecked our card game!" said Skipper
"Sorry, sir, but I've just invented something that will change our lives! Don't worry, it won't blow up this time!" he said
Told 당신 so.Anyways, he went on to explain what it did:" This in my Animalsdehumanizer! I was inspired to build it 의해 읽기 all of those wonderful, but occasionally disturbing humanized fanfictions about us!"
"Disturbing? How?" asked Private
"A common theme in them is Rico and myself falling in love, 또는 당신 and Skipper, 또는 me and Skipper and 당신 and Rico. There are many more, but those are the most popular."
"Glad i asked...." said Private, slightly aghast.
"Has it been tested?" I ask
"No, but that's why we have the 쥐 King, even if he is a cyborg, it will still affect him."
"Cyborg? i thought 당신 said he was one of those robot doubles!" said Skipper
"it would sound better to 당신 if I said he was, instead of the ACTUAL 쥐 King, with added robot parts and a slightly reprogrammed brain."
Just then, he burst in out of our rooms. "You called, dude? Wait! No! No Way am i being a lab 쥐 again, especially for YOU!"
too late, since Kowalski fired the 레이 gun. Standing where the 쥐 once stood was a tall buff man wearing a faded red tank top, a gray hoodie with ripped sleeves, and gray pants with heavy combat boots. 당신 could see the 쥐 king in his face, The arched eyebrows, the deep set eves and the buckteeth were the same, he had a military haircut, and a five o clock shadow.
Deeming the experiment a success, it was time to test it on themselves. the results shocked us all.......
To be continued.............. (lunch break :P)
We were all going about our duties, Skipper deemed it too uncomfortable to train, so we had free time. CC and i were 글쓰기 POM fanfiction (or in our case fantruth, but who else would know that we LIVE with the Penguins?). My cousin, Kristen was in another fandom altogether: the World of Hetalia, and she was sitting here contentedly 글쓰기 herself into that world., Kowalski hadn't left his lab since last night, presumably building his latest epic fail, and the rest ( Private, Rico and Skipper) were playing some card game and Skipper was about to win, when we heard Kowalski gasp in delight.
"3,2,1......" said CC and Kristen at the same time, followed 의해 'jinx, double jinx, triple jinx (etc....)"
Kowalski burst out of the lab, sending cards flying everywhere, ruining the game. Something was...off about the whole thing. He looked a bit nervous, then his demeanor quickly changed to his giddy I-Just-Invented-Something-Amazing-That'll-Change-Our-Lives-Don't-Worry-It-Won't-Blow-Up face.
"Kowalski! What in the name of Comissioner McSlade is this?! 당신 just wrecked our card game!" said Skipper
"Sorry, sir, but I've just invented something that will change our lives! Don't worry, it won't blow up this time!" he said
Told 당신 so.Anyways, he went on to explain what it did:" This in my Animalsdehumanizer! I was inspired to build it 의해 읽기 all of those wonderful, but occasionally disturbing humanized fanfictions about us!"
"Disturbing? How?" asked Private
"A common theme in them is Rico and myself falling in love, 또는 당신 and Skipper, 또는 me and Skipper and 당신 and Rico. There are many more, but those are the most popular."
"Glad i asked...." said Private, slightly aghast.
"Has it been tested?" I ask
"No, but that's why we have the 쥐 King, even if he is a cyborg, it will still affect him."
"Cyborg? i thought 당신 said he was one of those robot doubles!" said Skipper
"it would sound better to 당신 if I said he was, instead of the ACTUAL 쥐 King, with added robot parts and a slightly reprogrammed brain."
Just then, he burst in out of our rooms. "You called, dude? Wait! No! No Way am i being a lab 쥐 again, especially for YOU!"
too late, since Kowalski fired the 레이 gun. Standing where the 쥐 once stood was a tall buff man wearing a faded red tank top, a gray hoodie with ripped sleeves, and gray pants with heavy combat boots. 당신 could see the 쥐 king in his face, The arched eyebrows, the deep set eves and the buckteeth were the same, he had a military haircut, and a five o clock shadow.
Deeming the experiment a success, it was time to test it on themselves. the results shocked us all.......
To be continued.............. (lunch break :P)
