AH! Here she goes again...*eyeroll*
Rule 1
Start 의해 making a lot of picks/quizzes/answers withoot using the link. Also please don't browse recent picks etc to see what people have been asking lately. Just go ahead and post! I mean really..who cares that the 질문 당신 are aboot to ask has been asked 27378 times already? 당신 want to make a pick and YOU'RE desperate to get a medal anyway so other users will just have to take the spam in their updates! See if 당신 care!
Rule 2
Ask the same 질문 in lots of different spots at the same time. Don't ask in the most appropriate club only and wait for a reaction- 당신 desperately need a medal and immediate satisfaction like a baby needs its pacifier!
당신 are not willing to wait a 일 before 당신 ask in another club when no one is taking interest. NO NO NO! Post the same content in at least two 또는 three clubs every time 당신 add something! Think aboot how much faster 당신 will get your medal! And 의해 all means don't post e.g. an 기사 in one spot and then LINK in other spots. Who knows if 기사 count 더 많이 towards medals than links? Didn't 당신 hear a rumor? Better to make sure and spam all spots 당신 can think of (even the unrelated ones! for funsies!).
Rule 3
DON'T under any circumstance use Google! All those idiots who choose to use common sense and just 검색 for something on the Internet? LAME! What is the fun in that? It might just answer your 질문 and that sounds utterly boring. Better to post an answer request for something that has probably been answered millions of times in the www and see what happens. Also its another contribution towards your medal, right?
Rule 4
Use as much textspeak as possible 당신 are 글쓰기 the 코멘트 and 기사 for yourself,right? Well, THAT and to get a medal..of course! So who cares if other people understand what 당신 are trying to say? Your attention span is the length of Justin Bieber's wiener so it's not like 당신 can actually READ anything that's longer than the average text message.
And 당신 would be surprised if everyone else didn't feel the same way aboot longer well-thought oot contributions: ITS LYK WAY 2 LONG AN I DONT GETTIT!!11!!BOORING!!11!!^*^
Rule 5
Don't check your contributions for typos and/or logic. Oh people can be such grammar nazis! 당신 however know how to be a rebel! Who cares if your content contains so many typos that people don't actually understand what 당신 are saying?
And how on earth is "So dis on da computer lyk the pic disssaper an stuff an so dunno what 2 do an why this ahppen? we say the f4 lyk do make get rid of da problem!" hard to understand? Explaining situations in a coherent manner is for brown nosers only and even if no one can help 당신 with your request AT LEAST the 질문 will contribute toward your medal.
Rule 6
Make a spot aboot yourself and then 광고 it.Nothing says "cool" like creating a spot aboot yourself and then running around 팬팝 advertising it. No one gives 당신 the attention 당신 SO CLEARLY DESERVE so 당신 will make damn sure that 당신 get it online.
Don't be shy! Write on peoples walls, make picks aboot yourself (preferably asking in which picture 당신 look better/hotter/sexier) and post your 이모 poems aboot cutting!
Five years from now it won't make 당신 cringe- promise!
Rule 7
Be as irrational and fangirly as 당신 possibly can Remember: Anyone who dares to have a different opinion on your 가장 좋아하는 book/TV show- no matter how nicely they state it- needs to GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF 또는 DIE IN A CORNER! They don't agree that XYZ and ABC are made for each other? These are fictional characters WHO HAVE FEELINGS TOO! Insensitive bunch!
Make yourself heard! CAPSLOCK IF 당신 MUST! Use as many exclamation marks as possible!!!! throw in a couple of 1's!!!111!!!!! Never put anything in perspective- just attack! 당신 know 당신 owe it to your 가장 좋아하는 character. If we are talking aboot your 가장 좋아하는 singer/actor who is actually alive in real life the same rules apply. They spend all their time 읽기 online 팬 포럼 and how would they feel if they read that someone didn't appreciate their work?
They need people like 당신 to be their defendants! Who knows? They might read how 당신 so nicely came to their rescue saving their precious reputation AND CALL 당신 AND WANT TO MEET YOU!
And even if that doesn't happen..at least the 코멘트 was a contribution toward your medal!
Rule 8
Post as many spoilers as possible withoot warning. 당신 are excited aboot a certain plot development 또는 a new guest star?
의해 all means TELL EVERYONE ABOOT IT!
Don't ever assume that some people like to be surprised when the show airs! Don't ever assume other fanpoppers don't live in the same country as you! Don't ever assume some people have jobs/ real lives that prevent them from seeing an episode when it airs! Don't ever assume that some people only discover the show after a couple of seasons.There is no such thing as an "eternal spoiler"! The main character in a movie dies? The whole movie is based on ONE piece of information? WHO CARES! Make a pick asking if "others cried when the main character died in that horrible 불, 화재 that left his wife disfigured" and DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE use the spoiler function.
당신 can either just go ahead and put all information in the title:
"XYZ reveals main character will hook up with ABC 다음 season but trouble is ahead since we also heard something aboot a terminal illness."
또는 put the equally effective
"SPOILER:XYZ reveals main character will hook up with ABC 다음 season but trouble is ahead since we also heard something aboot a terminal illness."
Yes 당신 pride yourself in ruining the fun for everyone! GO you! And remember: 링그 count toward medals!
Rule 9
React like a total asshole and/or toddler who got his toy stolen when someone states that 당신 made a mistake. Never admit to the mistake 또는 even just apologize and promise to do better in future! Do not thank anyone ever for pointing it oot. We all know 당신 never make mistakes! Do not for a moment assume someone was trying to be nice and tell 당신 aboot it so 당신 won't be confused when your content is deleted.Turn it around and make them look bad!Scream! Insult! And when the contribution DOES get removed do not just take it lying down! Add it again! No one can get a medal if all their repeats are rightfully removed 의해 the f4! Just go ahead and add it again!
Rule 10
Ask others to fan/rate your contributions as often as 당신 possibly can.You are not contributing for your fellow 팬 당신 are contributing for your medal! So just ask everyone around 당신 to 팬 your keywordless, creditless screencaps! AGAIN: Don't be shy when doing this. Write on peoples walls, make answer requests bribing them with props, send messages..whatever works. Also make sure to do this to a LOT of people since some of them might not react. 당신 are the human equivalent of a spam bot and proudly so!
Rule 11
Don't use keywords. If 당신 did, people might actually FIND the content they are looking for! They might use 구글 and find fanpop? Fanpoppers looking for certain content would FIND the content on the spot?(ha..see what i did there?) They would find it when they search? Who are we kidding no one searches! So just put a generic 제목 on all your 비디오 and 이미지 preferable with a 심장 <3 and leave that stupid 키워드 and credit section blank! We are on a schedule here, people! We need medals and clearly putting proper 키워드 would take up too much time!
FUN TIP: Put 랜덤 키워드 that have nothing to do with the image but are given as 인기 tags! See how FUN searching becomes after a while..you 검색 for 아이콘 of one character but only get results for another character of the same show cause people only used the 인기 태그 given! 당신 will never find what 당신 need! FUN, right?
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Rule 1
Start 의해 making a lot of picks/quizzes/answers withoot using the link. Also please don't browse recent picks etc to see what people have been asking lately. Just go ahead and post! I mean really..who cares that the 질문 당신 are aboot to ask has been asked 27378 times already? 당신 want to make a pick and YOU'RE desperate to get a medal anyway so other users will just have to take the spam in their updates! See if 당신 care!
Rule 2
Ask the same 질문 in lots of different spots at the same time. Don't ask in the most appropriate club only and wait for a reaction- 당신 desperately need a medal and immediate satisfaction like a baby needs its pacifier!
당신 are not willing to wait a 일 before 당신 ask in another club when no one is taking interest. NO NO NO! Post the same content in at least two 또는 three clubs every time 당신 add something! Think aboot how much faster 당신 will get your medal! And 의해 all means don't post e.g. an 기사 in one spot and then LINK in other spots. Who knows if 기사 count 더 많이 towards medals than links? Didn't 당신 hear a rumor? Better to make sure and spam all spots 당신 can think of (even the unrelated ones! for funsies!).
Rule 3
DON'T under any circumstance use Google! All those idiots who choose to use common sense and just 검색 for something on the Internet? LAME! What is the fun in that? It might just answer your 질문 and that sounds utterly boring. Better to post an answer request for something that has probably been answered millions of times in the www and see what happens. Also its another contribution towards your medal, right?
Rule 4
Use as much textspeak as possible 당신 are 글쓰기 the 코멘트 and 기사 for yourself,right? Well, THAT and to get a medal..of course! So who cares if other people understand what 당신 are trying to say? Your attention span is the length of Justin Bieber's wiener so it's not like 당신 can actually READ anything that's longer than the average text message.
And 당신 would be surprised if everyone else didn't feel the same way aboot longer well-thought oot contributions: ITS LYK WAY 2 LONG AN I DONT GETTIT!!11!!BOORING!!11!!^*^
Rule 5
Don't check your contributions for typos and/or logic. Oh people can be such grammar nazis! 당신 however know how to be a rebel! Who cares if your content contains so many typos that people don't actually understand what 당신 are saying?
And how on earth is "So dis on da computer lyk the pic disssaper an stuff an so dunno what 2 do an why this ahppen? we say the f4 lyk do make get rid of da problem!" hard to understand? Explaining situations in a coherent manner is for brown nosers only and even if no one can help 당신 with your request AT LEAST the 질문 will contribute toward your medal.
Rule 6
Make a spot aboot yourself and then 광고 it.Nothing says "cool" like creating a spot aboot yourself and then running around 팬팝 advertising it. No one gives 당신 the attention 당신 SO CLEARLY DESERVE so 당신 will make damn sure that 당신 get it online.
Don't be shy! Write on peoples walls, make picks aboot yourself (preferably asking in which picture 당신 look better/hotter/sexier) and post your 이모 poems aboot cutting!
Five years from now it won't make 당신 cringe- promise!
Rule 7
Be as irrational and fangirly as 당신 possibly can Remember: Anyone who dares to have a different opinion on your 가장 좋아하는 book/TV show- no matter how nicely they state it- needs to GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF 또는 DIE IN A CORNER! They don't agree that XYZ and ABC are made for each other? These are fictional characters WHO HAVE FEELINGS TOO! Insensitive bunch!
Make yourself heard! CAPSLOCK IF 당신 MUST! Use as many exclamation marks as possible!!!! throw in a couple of 1's!!!111!!!!! Never put anything in perspective- just attack! 당신 know 당신 owe it to your 가장 좋아하는 character. If we are talking aboot your 가장 좋아하는 singer/actor who is actually alive in real life the same rules apply. They spend all their time 읽기 online 팬 포럼 and how would they feel if they read that someone didn't appreciate their work?
They need people like 당신 to be their defendants! Who knows? They might read how 당신 so nicely came to their rescue saving their precious reputation AND CALL 당신 AND WANT TO MEET YOU!
And even if that doesn't happen..at least the 코멘트 was a contribution toward your medal!
Rule 8
Post as many spoilers as possible withoot warning. 당신 are excited aboot a certain plot development 또는 a new guest star?
의해 all means TELL EVERYONE ABOOT IT!
Don't ever assume that some people like to be surprised when the show airs! Don't ever assume other fanpoppers don't live in the same country as you! Don't ever assume some people have jobs/ real lives that prevent them from seeing an episode when it airs! Don't ever assume that some people only discover the show after a couple of seasons.There is no such thing as an "eternal spoiler"! The main character in a movie dies? The whole movie is based on ONE piece of information? WHO CARES! Make a pick asking if "others cried when the main character died in that horrible 불, 화재 that left his wife disfigured" and DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE use the spoiler function.
당신 can either just go ahead and put all information in the title:
"XYZ reveals main character will hook up with ABC 다음 season but trouble is ahead since we also heard something aboot a terminal illness."
또는 put the equally effective
"SPOILER:XYZ reveals main character will hook up with ABC 다음 season but trouble is ahead since we also heard something aboot a terminal illness."
Yes 당신 pride yourself in ruining the fun for everyone! GO you! And remember: 링그 count toward medals!
Rule 9
React like a total asshole and/or toddler who got his toy stolen when someone states that 당신 made a mistake. Never admit to the mistake 또는 even just apologize and promise to do better in future! Do not thank anyone ever for pointing it oot. We all know 당신 never make mistakes! Do not for a moment assume someone was trying to be nice and tell 당신 aboot it so 당신 won't be confused when your content is deleted.Turn it around and make them look bad!Scream! Insult! And when the contribution DOES get removed do not just take it lying down! Add it again! No one can get a medal if all their repeats are rightfully removed 의해 the f4! Just go ahead and add it again!
Rule 10
Ask others to fan/rate your contributions as often as 당신 possibly can.You are not contributing for your fellow 팬 당신 are contributing for your medal! So just ask everyone around 당신 to 팬 your keywordless, creditless screencaps! AGAIN: Don't be shy when doing this. Write on peoples walls, make answer requests bribing them with props, send messages..whatever works. Also make sure to do this to a LOT of people since some of them might not react. 당신 are the human equivalent of a spam bot and proudly so!
Rule 11
Don't use keywords. If 당신 did, people might actually FIND the content they are looking for! They might use 구글 and find fanpop? Fanpoppers looking for certain content would FIND the content on the spot?(ha..see what i did there?) They would find it when they search? Who are we kidding no one searches! So just put a generic 제목 on all your 비디오 and 이미지 preferable with a 심장 <3 and leave that stupid 키워드 and credit section blank! We are on a schedule here, people! We need medals and clearly putting proper 키워드 would take up too much time!
FUN TIP: Put 랜덤 키워드 that have nothing to do with the image but are given as 인기 tags! See how FUN searching becomes after a while..you 검색 for 아이콘 of one character but only get results for another character of the same show cause people only used the 인기 태그 given! 당신 will never find what 당신 need! FUN, right?
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