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상단, 맨 위로 55 Funny Things Your Dog Would Say If He Could Talk

posted by dinu12

1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! 당신 threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! 당신 only wish 당신 could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like 베이컨 and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont 당신 fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...

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You're My Dog - A Poem for "Fetch"

posted by Dearheart

My dog, Fetch. (Isn't he cute?)

This is a poem I wrote for my dog when I was twelve years old. He's a dumb but adorable black lab named Fetch (even though he DOESN'T fetch) and he used to get into all sorts of trouble. It took my mom four years to finally get to like him. He's 8 years old now...and still as puppyish as ever!

You shed black hair
But I don't care.
당신 run away
But that's okay.
You're a dull-headed kind
But I don't mind -
'Cause you're my dog.

당신 beg at the table
Whenever you're able.
당신 track mud on the floor
Then 당신 track in some more.
Oh the mischief 당신 do!
But I still 사랑 당신 -
'Cause you're my dog.

Owney

posted by laura1233214

It’s generally believed that Owney’s original owner was a mail clerk because, just as Bob the Railway dog was obsessed with trains, Owney loved the scent and texture of mail bags and followed them 의해 land, train, 또는 보트 wherever they went. When Owney’s owner left for whatever reason, Owney stayed behind at the post office with his precious mailbags. After a while, Owney began to follow the bags, first in mail wagons and then on mail trains. He started to rack up miles, traveling through the county, then the state, and finally the whole United States. Mail clerks were happy to let him...

Bud Nelson

posted by laura1233214

Just one look at Bud Nelson is enough to tell 당신 that he was the greatest dog who ever lived. He’s an old-timey dog wearing goggles in a scratchy black-and-white photo—if he hadn’t existed, he would have been dreamed up for a steampunk novel 또는 Bioshock game. The human in the 사진 is Bud Nelson’s owner, a doctor called Horatio Nelson. Horatio was the first man to 십자가, 크로스 America 의해 car in the 년 1903, with his hilariously named co-driver Sewall K. Crocker and, of course, Bud. That made Bud the first dog to 십자가, 크로스 the United States 의해 car.At the time, the automobile was still in its...

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Hachiko: 'A Dog's Story'

posted by yoki96

Hachikō

Hachikō (born November 10, 1923–March 8, 1935), known in Japanese as chūken Hachikō (忠犬ハチ公?, "faithful dog Hachikō" ('hachi' meaning 'eight', a number referring to the dog's birth order in the litter, and 'kō,' meaning prince 또는 duke)), was an Akita dog born on a farm near the city of Ōdate, Akita Prefecture, remembered for his loyalty to his owner, even many years after his owner's death.

In 1924, Hidesaburō Ueno, a professor in the agriculture department at the 대학 of Tokyo took in Hachikō as a pet. During his owner's life Hachikō greeted him at the end of the day...

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stop killing dogs!

posted by 220340

people are so mean to dogs. lots of people kill 개 for meat. that is so cruel. people give 개 so little of 음식 and not alot of 우주 for them to run. people hang 개 till they are dead. that is mean! i 사랑 개 and other people 사랑 then too! what do people think they are when they kill dogs!?! it is just so mean and cruel! who knows how many 개 people kill each day, mouths, and years! people should never never never kill a dog! it is just so mean and cruel! it should be a law that NO ONE can change! it should be PEOPLE SHOULD NEVER KILL ANY ANIAMAL! CATS, DOGS, FISH, WE SHAW NEVER KILL THEM! and if someone kills any aniamal, they should get arrested! i hate to see 개 die, 또는 any animal die. it is sad, mean, and cruel to kill dogs! people should stop it right away! also people make them aggressive before thay kill them! SO MEAN!

cute and furry never kill them

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My Dog Benn

posted by Becca-Amyx

저기요 everyone, i have a gorgeous dog named Ben, who i have had much before i was born due to my mum buying benny 2 years before i was born. He is a black labradore, around 100 years old iin dog years and has got suspected diabeties and is deaf.Ben is the best pet anyone could ask for. 의해 the way ben isnt into jumping around and licking peopple, he just has a nice personality. Just recently, Ben was attacked 의해 2 very vicious 개 which lived 2 houses up from us. We were about to leave for school, until Ben raced out the gate. he noticed 2 big 개 roaming around up the hill, so like any other...

Pickles

posted by laura1233214

In 1966, the World Cup was being held in England which, to the English, was kind of a big deal. Maybe the reason they were taking it so seriously was because they had a feeling they might win—which they did—so 당신 can imagine how bummed they were when the World Cup was stolen just four months before the matches started. There was a frenzy to find the cup and avoid international embarrassment, and it was eventually found 의해 a plucky 콜리, 콜 리 named Pickles. Pickles was being walked 의해 his owner when he sniffed something out in the bushes—what Pickles had found was the missing World Cup.In...

Bummer And Lazarus

posted by laura1233214

In the 1860s, two stray 개 called Bummer and Lazarus were given the run of the city of San Francisco at a time when any other stray dog would have been rounded up and thrown in the pound. But Bummer and Lazarus were different—they were celebrities. The newspapers of the 일 reported their doggy exploits as if they were Posh and Becks 또는 Brad and Angelina. If they got into a fight with rival dogs, the papers often printed an exaggerated account of it the 다음 day, complete with eyewitness testimony and a dramatized cartoon of the event. Even Mark Twain took time out from working on Huckleberry...

How to Take Care of 강아지

posted by dinu12

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Make sure that the 강아지 당신 are getting is right for you. Does its 코트 suit your climate? Is it small enough to live in your apartment? Do its energy levels suit the amount of exercise it will get? These are all important 질문 to answer to ensure the well-being of your 강아지 and the 사무용 겉옷, 전반적인 happiness of your household.

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Puppy-proof your house. 강아지 사랑 to explore with their mouths, so to keep your 강아지 and your house safe, you'll need to take a few precautions. Remove breakable items from the area where 당신 plan to keep your puppy. Keep all electrical cords raised 또는 covered and...

Rolf

posted by laura1233214

Rolf was either the smartest dog in history 또는 the center of a scam that fooled a nation—specifically Nazi Germany. Either way, then, he was pretty awesome. According to the Nazis, Rolf could talk. To put this into context, the Nazis backed a lot of hair-brained schemes during World War II, and one of the most hair-brained was trying to train an army of super-intelligent 개 to share their ideals.The smartest of these “super dogs” was Rolf. Apparently, Rolf was able to talk 의해 tapping his paw against a board and using a sort of special dog Morse code to communicate with humans. It was...

Barry

posted by laura1233214

The Saint Bernard is a dog that was specifically bred for a single purpose—to 검색 and rescue. Monks at the Saint Bernard Pass, a dangerous, snowy divide between Switzerland and Italy, bred them for hundreds of years—perhaps even as far back as 1695—to rescue travelers who got 로스트 and buried in the snow. They traveled in pairs so that when they found a victim, one dog could dig them out and sit on them for warmth while the other headed back to the monastery for help. Which brings us to the 초 Saint Bernard on our list—Barry, who saved 40 people’s lives over the course of 12...

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Fido

posted by laura1233214

There are plenty of stories of 개 who stood vigil for dead masters for years afterward. Among the most well-known loyal 개 were Hachiko, from Japan, and Greyfriars Bobby, from Scotland. Hachiko and Greyfriars Bobby have had numerous 책 and even films made about them. But the loyal dog who was most famous during his own lifetime is probably the least well-known. Fido was born in Italy sometime during World War II. He was found on the verge of death 의해 a kiln worker who took him 집 and nursed him back to health. And for this, he’d have Fido’s unwavering loyalty for the rest of his...

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Bob The Railway Dog

posted by laura1233214

Bob was born in South Australia in 1882, and for some reason he loved trains. He spent the early years of his life as a stray, following railway workers to work, until he was rounded up 의해 a dogcatcher. It looked as if he was destined for the pound, but luckily for Bob he was bought 의해 a kindly station guard who’d taken a liking to him. It worked out well, as his new master allowed him to ride the train with him in the guard’s 봉고차, 반 every day. But, eventually, his master got a promotion and he and Bob parted ways. Then Bob started to jump trains alone.Bob traveled up and down Southern Australia,...

개 are mistreated every single day.

posted by AbbyBo

개 are abused every single day, why 당신 may ask? Because most dog owners are evil adults who think they can get a dog to do whatever they want the dog to do. Well, i'm here to say that that we need to stop dog bullying! 개 get abused over 71%! Don't 당신 think that this is wrong? because i do. 개 are not slaves, they are like us, free to do whatever they want (except going potty in the house of course) So we need to stop being mean to our beloved 동물 and treat them like friends. In our store called dog ......., some of the 개 are actually scared with the humans becuase they think they are going to get hit like the 이전 owner, but with our kind and loving employees they know that they will get loved and they become happy. we need to start filling this word with Happy dogs!!! give a big thumbs up and leave a 코멘트 below if 당신 agree with this article!

(if 당신 have a different option than go ahead and share it with us! i 사랑 hearing other's options in stories.)

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My friend got a dog, and then got rid of it! WHY!?

posted by Flo3900

My friend got a new 강아지 dog over the weekend. It was a little Malamute too! He was only young and excited. And within a week they had already got rid of him! Why? Just because he had bit her on the toe! It was only a little scratch and it didn't bleed. I thought they'd keep him cause they've already got like, 5 dogs! But no! They got rid of him. Seriously?! They've also got about 20 lizards and snakes. They've never put one of their snakes down just because it bit them! I just hope the little 강아지 is OK and they haven't put him to sleep...

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THE SICK & EVIL TRUTH ABOUT PET FOOD,S 의해 BOLTPUP.

posted by boltpup

IN PET FOODS THEY USE DEAD 개 & 고양이 EVEN ROAD KILL & PETS THAT HAVE BEEN PUT DOWN 의해 A VET SOME TIMES IN SHELTER,S THEY PUT DOWN 개 & 고양이 JUST TO MAKE PET 음식 & IT,S ALL OK TO THEM TO KILL PETS TO MAKE PET 음식 THIS UPSET,S ME BIG TIME WHAT IS IN OUR PETS 음식 I THOUGHT PET 음식 WAS MADE OF COW & STUFF BUT IT,S NOT ONLY SO MUCH % IS COW MEAT & THE OTHER IS DOG & CAT MEAT WHAT IS THE WORLD COMEING TO I DONT KNOW BUT TODAY IT,S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD IT,S SICK . , .

Big world's animal Tournament chapter 1-intro

posted by Deadheart3

MY AVATAR! YAY!

Big world's animal Tournament is a six book series, created 의해 SSJ2deadheart, a.k.a Deadheart3. This is only an intro, so if 당신 want the story, it will be up shortly. Also, this may contain SPOILERS! 당신 have been warned.

Name-Kaito Age-14
Apperance-Canide, black eyes, brown/orange fur, 5"1, and usually...stern.
Description- Kaito is 14 when first introduced in the series, the only time 당신 actually see him in a younger age, is in B.W.A.T. Ace and Kaito: A look under the fur. Kaito is mostly described as the normal teenager, just a bit different. Kaito acts YEARS 더 많이 mature than his age, and...

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Funny Dog Pictures!

posted by Emily_is_COOl

Says, "your are now under its spell, do not attempt to drive 또는 operate heavy machinery."

Says, "your are now under its spell, do not attempt to drive or operate heavy machinery."

This is a list of 링그 of funny dog pictures!!!

PICTURE LINK:

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and

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don't forget

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and this

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okay, one more

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Hope 당신 liked it? If 당신 have 더 많이 pictures post the link in the 코멘트 section and I will be happy to look at it! (videos are also allowed!)

True dat, true dat!

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Tallest dog in the world

posted by keninv

George is in the 기네스 Book of World Records for a reason. This Great Dane is the largest dog in the world.

He made it into the book because he is over 7 ft tall and weighs 245 pounds. He is the 'Greatest Dane' around!Just think about how much George eats per day! His owner, David Nasser, has to feed him about 110 lbs. of chow each month.

Can 당신 imagine what a stir he causes when David takes George for a walk in the neighborhood? One thing is fore sure, none of the other 개 are sure to mess with him. When 당신 are a dog as big as Giant George, other pups show some respect!