Queen: Cards, halt! Count off!
Cards: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, Jack.
Alice: The rabbit!
White Rabbit: He...he... her imperial highness, he... her grace, her excellency, her royal majesty, the 퀸 of Hearts! And the King...
A card (or perhaps Mickey Mouse?): Hurray!
Queen: Hum... Who's been painting my 장미 red? Who's been painting my 장미 red? Who dares to taint, with vulgar paint, the royal 꽃 bed? For painting my 장미 red, someone will loose his head!
Three: Oh, no! Your majesty! Please, it's all his fault!
Two: Not me, your grace! The Ace, the Ace!
Queen: You?
Ace: No, Two!
Queen: The Deuce 당신 say?
Two: Not me, the Three!
Queen: That's enough! Off with their heads!
Cards: They're going to loose their heads, for painting the 장미 red, it serves them right, they planted white, the 장미 should be red. Oh, they're going to loose their head...
Queen: Silence!
Alice: Oh, please, please! They were only trying to...
Queen: And who is this?
King: Uh... well, well, well, now, eh... let me see, my dear. It certainly isn't a heart... do 당신 suppose it's a club?
Queen: Why, it's a little girl.
Alice: Yes, and- and I was hoping...
Queen: Look up, speak nicely, and don't twiddle your fingers! Turn out your toes. Curtsey. Open your mouth a little wider, and always say 'yes, your majesty'!
Alice: Yes, your majesty!
Queen: Hmhmhmhm. Now, um, where do 당신 come from, and where are 당신 going?
Alice: Well, um, I'm trying to find my way home...
Queen: Your way? All ways here are my ways!
Alice: Well, yes, I know, but I was just thinking...
Queen: Curtsey while you're thinking, it saves time.
Alice: Yes, your majesty, but I was only going to ask...
Queen: I'll ask the questions! Do 당신 play croquet?
Alice: Why, yes, your majesty.
Queen: Then let the game begin!
King: In your places, in your places, 의해 order of the king! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Queen: Shuffle deck! Cards cut! Deal cards! Cards, halt! ... Silence! Pfwfwfwfw! ... Off with his head!
King: Off with his head, off with his head! 의해 order of the king. 당신 heard what she said!
Queen: You're next!
Alice: Oh, but...
Queen: Hahaha... my dear.
Alice: Ahhh... Yes, your majesty.
Queen: Hmhmhmhmhm....
Cards: Hahahahaha!
Alice: Oh... hahahahaha! Stop!
Queen: Grrrwl, ??
Alice: Do 당신 want us both to loose our heads?
Flamingo: Uh! Hum!
Alice: Well, I don't!
Cards: Hahahaha... Hurray! ... Hahahaha!
Cheshire Cat: La la la da da dum... la la la hmm... I say, how are 당신 getting on?
Alice: Not at all.
Cheshire Cat: Beg your pardon?
Alice: I said 'not at all'!
Queen: Whom are 당신 talking to?
Alice: Oh, uh... a cat, your majesty!
Queen: Cat? Where?
Alice: There! Oh... Oh there he is again!
Queen: I warn 당신 child, if I loose my temper, 당신 loose your head, understand?
Cheshire Cat: 당신 know, we could make her really angry. Shall we try?
Alice: Oh no no!
Cheshire Cat: Oh, but it's lots of fun!
Alice: No, no, no! Stop! Oh no!
White Rabbit: Oh my 모피 and whiskers!
King: Oh dear! Save the queen!
Queen: Someone's head will roll for this! Yours! Off with her...
King: But- but consider, my dear. Couldn't she have a trial... uh... first?
Queen: Trial?
King: Well, just a... uh... little trial? Hmm?
Queen: Hmm. Very well then. Let the trial begin!
White Rabbit: Huh... your majesty... members of the jury... loyal subjects...
King: A-hem...
White Rabbit: ...and the king. The prisoner at the bar is charged with enticing her majesty, the 퀸 of Hearts, into a game of croquet, and thereby willfully...
Alice: But...
White Rabbit: ...and with malice aforethought, teasing, tormenting, and otherwise annoying our beloved...
Queen: Don't mind all that! Get to the part where I loose my temper.
White Rabbit: Bwbwbwl... thereby causing the 퀸 to loose her temper.
Queen: Now, Ha ha... are 당신 ready for your sentence?
Alice: Sentence? Ah, but there must be a verdict first!
Queen: Sentence first! Verdict afterwards.
Alice: But that just isn't the way!
Queen: All ways are...
Alice: Your ways, your majesty.
Queen: Yes, my child. Off with her...
King: Consider, my dear. Uh... we called no witnesses... Uh... couldn't we hear... maybe one 또는 two? Ha? Maybe?
Queen: Oh, very well. But get on with it!
King: First witness! First witness! Ah, we'll call the first witness.
White Rabbit: The March Hare.
King: Oh, oh, what do 당신 know about this uh... unfortunate affair?
March Hare: Nothing.
Queen: Nothing whatever?
March Hare: Nothing whatever!
Queen: That's very important! Jury, write that down!
Alice: Unimportant, uh... your majesty means of course...
Queen: Silence! 다음 witness.
White Rabbit: The Dormouse!
Queen: Well...
Cards: Shhh!
Queen: What have 당신 to say about this?
Dormouse: Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. How I wonder...
Queen: That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet. Write that down!
Jury: Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle...
Alice: Twinkle, twinkle. What next?
White Rabbit: The Mad Hatter!
Mad Hatter: Oh... he he he he!
Queen: Off with your hat!
Mad Hatter: Oh, my! He he he!
King: And eh... where were 당신 when this horrible crime was committed?
Mad Hatter: I was home, drinking tea. Today 당신 know is my unbirthday.
King: Why, my dear! Today is your unbirthday too!
Queen: It is?
March 토끼 & Mad Hatter: It is?
Cards: It is?
Mad Hatter, March 토끼 and Cards: A very merry unbirthday!
Queen: To me?
Alice: Oh no!
Mad Hatter, March 토끼 and Cards: To you! A very merry unbirthday!
Queen: For me?
Mad Hatter, March 토끼 and Cards: For you!
Mad Hatter: Now blow the candle out, my dear and make your wish come true! He he he.
Mad Hatter, March 토끼 and Cards: A very merry unbirthday, to you!
Alice: Oh! Your majesty!
Queen: Oh, yes, my dear?
Alice: Look! There he is now!
Queen: He? Where? Who?
Alice: The Cheshire Cat!
Queen: Cat?
Dormouse: Cat! Cat? Cat cat cat cat!
March Hare: Hang on, hang on!
Mad Hatter: This is terrible!
Dormouse: Cat cat cat cat!
Mad Hatter: Help! Help!
King: Catch him! Stand in!
March Hare: Catch him! Catch him! Go for it!
Mad Hatter: Help him! Catch him! Give me the jam, the jam!
King: The jam! The jam! 의해 order of the king!
Mad Hatter: The jam!
Queen: Let me have it! Somebody's head is going to roll for this! A-ha!
Alice: The mushroom!
Queen: Off with her h...hmpf!
Alice: Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you! Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards!
Cards: Huh?
King: Rule forty-two: all persons 더 많이 than a mile high must leave the court immediately.
Alice: I'm not a mile high. And I'm not leaving.
Queen: Hehehe... sorry! Rule forty-two, 당신 know.
Alice: And as for you, your majesty! Your majesty indeed! Why, you're not a queen, but just a fat, pompous, bad tempered old ty- tyrant...
Queen: Hmhmhmhm... and uh... what were 당신 saying, my dear?
Cheshire Cat: Well, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant, hahahaha!
Queen: Off with her head!
King: 당신 heard what her majesty said! Off with her head! ...
All: Forward, backward, inward, outward, here we go again! No one ever looses and no one can ever win. Backward, forward, outward, inward, bottom to the top, there's...
Queen: Off with her head! Off with her head!
March Hare: Just a moment! 당신 can't leave a 차 party without having a cup of tea, 당신 know!
Alice: But- but I can't stop now!
March Hare: Ah, but we insist! 당신 must 가입하기 us in a cup of tea!
Queen: Off with her head!
Alice: Mister Caterpillar! What will I do?
Caterpillar: Who are you?
Alice: Cough-cough! Cough-cough!
Queen: There she goes! Don't let her get away! Off with her head!
Doorknob: Awww! Still locked, 당신 know.
Alice: But the Queen! I simply must get out!
Doorknob: Oh, but 당신 are outside.
Alice: What?
Doorknob: See for yourself!
Alice: Why, why that's me! I'm asleep!
Queen: Don't let her get away! Off with her head!
Alice: Alice, wake up! Please wake up, Alice! Alice! Please wake up, Alice! Alice! Alice! Alice!
Cards: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, Jack.
Alice: The rabbit!
White Rabbit: He...he... her imperial highness, he... her grace, her excellency, her royal majesty, the 퀸 of Hearts! And the King...
A card (or perhaps Mickey Mouse?): Hurray!
Queen: Hum... Who's been painting my 장미 red? Who's been painting my 장미 red? Who dares to taint, with vulgar paint, the royal 꽃 bed? For painting my 장미 red, someone will loose his head!
Three: Oh, no! Your majesty! Please, it's all his fault!
Two: Not me, your grace! The Ace, the Ace!
Queen: You?
Ace: No, Two!
Queen: The Deuce 당신 say?
Two: Not me, the Three!
Queen: That's enough! Off with their heads!
Cards: They're going to loose their heads, for painting the 장미 red, it serves them right, they planted white, the 장미 should be red. Oh, they're going to loose their head...
Queen: Silence!
Alice: Oh, please, please! They were only trying to...
Queen: And who is this?
King: Uh... well, well, well, now, eh... let me see, my dear. It certainly isn't a heart... do 당신 suppose it's a club?
Queen: Why, it's a little girl.
Alice: Yes, and- and I was hoping...
Queen: Look up, speak nicely, and don't twiddle your fingers! Turn out your toes. Curtsey. Open your mouth a little wider, and always say 'yes, your majesty'!
Alice: Yes, your majesty!
Queen: Hmhmhmhm. Now, um, where do 당신 come from, and where are 당신 going?
Alice: Well, um, I'm trying to find my way home...
Queen: Your way? All ways here are my ways!
Alice: Well, yes, I know, but I was just thinking...
Queen: Curtsey while you're thinking, it saves time.
Alice: Yes, your majesty, but I was only going to ask...
Queen: I'll ask the questions! Do 당신 play croquet?
Alice: Why, yes, your majesty.
Queen: Then let the game begin!
King: In your places, in your places, 의해 order of the king! Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Queen: Shuffle deck! Cards cut! Deal cards! Cards, halt! ... Silence! Pfwfwfwfw! ... Off with his head!
King: Off with his head, off with his head! 의해 order of the king. 당신 heard what she said!
Queen: You're next!
Alice: Oh, but...
Queen: Hahaha... my dear.
Alice: Ahhh... Yes, your majesty.
Queen: Hmhmhmhmhm....
Cards: Hahahahaha!
Alice: Oh... hahahahaha! Stop!
Queen: Grrrwl, ??
Alice: Do 당신 want us both to loose our heads?
Flamingo: Uh! Hum!
Alice: Well, I don't!
Cards: Hahahaha... Hurray! ... Hahahaha!
Cheshire Cat: La la la da da dum... la la la hmm... I say, how are 당신 getting on?
Alice: Not at all.
Cheshire Cat: Beg your pardon?
Alice: I said 'not at all'!
Queen: Whom are 당신 talking to?
Alice: Oh, uh... a cat, your majesty!
Queen: Cat? Where?
Alice: There! Oh... Oh there he is again!
Queen: I warn 당신 child, if I loose my temper, 당신 loose your head, understand?
Cheshire Cat: 당신 know, we could make her really angry. Shall we try?
Alice: Oh no no!
Cheshire Cat: Oh, but it's lots of fun!
Alice: No, no, no! Stop! Oh no!
White Rabbit: Oh my 모피 and whiskers!
King: Oh dear! Save the queen!
Queen: Someone's head will roll for this! Yours! Off with her...
King: But- but consider, my dear. Couldn't she have a trial... uh... first?
Queen: Trial?
King: Well, just a... uh... little trial? Hmm?
Queen: Hmm. Very well then. Let the trial begin!
White Rabbit: Huh... your majesty... members of the jury... loyal subjects...
King: A-hem...
White Rabbit: ...and the king. The prisoner at the bar is charged with enticing her majesty, the 퀸 of Hearts, into a game of croquet, and thereby willfully...
Alice: But...
White Rabbit: ...and with malice aforethought, teasing, tormenting, and otherwise annoying our beloved...
Queen: Don't mind all that! Get to the part where I loose my temper.
White Rabbit: Bwbwbwl... thereby causing the 퀸 to loose her temper.
Queen: Now, Ha ha... are 당신 ready for your sentence?
Alice: Sentence? Ah, but there must be a verdict first!
Queen: Sentence first! Verdict afterwards.
Alice: But that just isn't the way!
Queen: All ways are...
Alice: Your ways, your majesty.
Queen: Yes, my child. Off with her...
King: Consider, my dear. Uh... we called no witnesses... Uh... couldn't we hear... maybe one 또는 two? Ha? Maybe?
Queen: Oh, very well. But get on with it!
King: First witness! First witness! Ah, we'll call the first witness.
White Rabbit: The March Hare.
King: Oh, oh, what do 당신 know about this uh... unfortunate affair?
March Hare: Nothing.
Queen: Nothing whatever?
March Hare: Nothing whatever!
Queen: That's very important! Jury, write that down!
Alice: Unimportant, uh... your majesty means of course...
Queen: Silence! 다음 witness.
White Rabbit: The Dormouse!
Queen: Well...
Cards: Shhh!
Queen: What have 당신 to say about this?
Dormouse: Twinkle, twinkle, little bat. How I wonder...
Queen: That's the most important piece of evidence we've heard yet. Write that down!
Jury: Twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle, twinkle...
Alice: Twinkle, twinkle. What next?
White Rabbit: The Mad Hatter!
Mad Hatter: Oh... he he he he!
Queen: Off with your hat!
Mad Hatter: Oh, my! He he he!
King: And eh... where were 당신 when this horrible crime was committed?
Mad Hatter: I was home, drinking tea. Today 당신 know is my unbirthday.
King: Why, my dear! Today is your unbirthday too!
Queen: It is?
March 토끼 & Mad Hatter: It is?
Cards: It is?
Mad Hatter, March 토끼 and Cards: A very merry unbirthday!
Queen: To me?
Alice: Oh no!
Mad Hatter, March 토끼 and Cards: To you! A very merry unbirthday!
Queen: For me?
Mad Hatter, March 토끼 and Cards: For you!
Mad Hatter: Now blow the candle out, my dear and make your wish come true! He he he.
Mad Hatter, March 토끼 and Cards: A very merry unbirthday, to you!
Alice: Oh! Your majesty!
Queen: Oh, yes, my dear?
Alice: Look! There he is now!
Queen: He? Where? Who?
Alice: The Cheshire Cat!
Queen: Cat?
Dormouse: Cat! Cat? Cat cat cat cat!
March Hare: Hang on, hang on!
Mad Hatter: This is terrible!
Dormouse: Cat cat cat cat!
Mad Hatter: Help! Help!
King: Catch him! Stand in!
March Hare: Catch him! Catch him! Go for it!
Mad Hatter: Help him! Catch him! Give me the jam, the jam!
King: The jam! The jam! 의해 order of the king!
Mad Hatter: The jam!
Queen: Let me have it! Somebody's head is going to roll for this! A-ha!
Alice: The mushroom!
Queen: Off with her h...hmpf!
Alice: Oh, pooh. I'm not afraid of you! Why, you're nothing but a pack of cards!
Cards: Huh?
King: Rule forty-two: all persons 더 많이 than a mile high must leave the court immediately.
Alice: I'm not a mile high. And I'm not leaving.
Queen: Hehehe... sorry! Rule forty-two, 당신 know.
Alice: And as for you, your majesty! Your majesty indeed! Why, you're not a queen, but just a fat, pompous, bad tempered old ty- tyrant...
Queen: Hmhmhmhm... and uh... what were 당신 saying, my dear?
Cheshire Cat: Well, she simply said that you're a fat, pompous, bad tempered old tyrant, hahahaha!
Queen: Off with her head!
King: 당신 heard what her majesty said! Off with her head! ...
All: Forward, backward, inward, outward, here we go again! No one ever looses and no one can ever win. Backward, forward, outward, inward, bottom to the top, there's...
Queen: Off with her head! Off with her head!
March Hare: Just a moment! 당신 can't leave a 차 party without having a cup of tea, 당신 know!
Alice: But- but I can't stop now!
March Hare: Ah, but we insist! 당신 must 가입하기 us in a cup of tea!
Queen: Off with her head!
Alice: Mister Caterpillar! What will I do?
Caterpillar: Who are you?
Alice: Cough-cough! Cough-cough!
Queen: There she goes! Don't let her get away! Off with her head!
Doorknob: Awww! Still locked, 당신 know.
Alice: But the Queen! I simply must get out!
Doorknob: Oh, but 당신 are outside.
Alice: What?
Doorknob: See for yourself!
Alice: Why, why that's me! I'm asleep!
Queen: Don't let her get away! Off with her head!
Alice: Alice, wake up! Please wake up, Alice! Alice! Please wake up, Alice! Alice! Alice! Alice!
