"So," she said slowly, "You two seem like a happy couple. But tell me Tiana, is Naveen well equipped 또는 is that big 성 of his supposed to be compensating for something?"
"Beg your pardon?" asked Tiana.
"You know, the family jewels, are they the kind you'd want on an engagement ring 또는 the kind 당신 mistake for a sequin from the Dollar Store?"
Tiana still looked unsure.
"Does he have a big penis?" 완두콩 rolled her eyes. "God, some of these goody-goodies just don't understand my metaphors. Anyway, what kingdom are 당신 from?"
"Oh, I'm only royal 의해 marriage," Tiana laughed. "I was a waitress before I met Naveen."
Pea's jaw dropped. "A waitress? That's one step up from being the bird lady Mary Poppins sings about. Geez, Naveen, I can't believe 당신 settled for a commoner."
"What can I say?" chuckled Naveen, his voice sexy as usual. "I fell in love."
"It's just as easy to fall in 사랑 with a rich person as it is to fall for a poor person. That's what my mother always told me," answered Pea. "I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a peasant. Gross...no offence, Tiana."
"None taken," she replied, through clenched teeth.
Pea's words stung Conrad on the 심장 a little bit because he had started to grow quite fond of her, although he didn't have a lot to offer. Just then, the four arrived at Mama Odie's hut in the bayou. The little old lady came swinging down a vine, laughing psychotically. She had sunglasses on her face and a snake on her shoulder.
"Are 당신 sure she doesn't belong in the loonie bin?" 완두콩 asked Tiana. "She looks like a total whack-job."
"Well, well, well," said Mama Odie. "Tiana and Naveen, nice seein' ya again. The last time I saw y'alls 당신 two were a couple of frogs turning human."
"You two were frogs?" inquired Conrad.
"Long story," answered Naveen.
"Listen, Mama Odie, I just need 당신 to use your magic wand 또는 whatever it is 당신 do and turn back time...bring me back to the time before I was exiled, when I was truly happy."
"Were 당신 happy though, Pea?"
"Ugh! Yes!" 완두콩 was annoyed. "Why does no one believe me when I say I loved my old life, it's all I want!"
"Child, sometimes it ain't about what 당신 want," replied the strange woman. "It's about what 당신 need...Someday you'll figure that out. But until then, I can't help ya!" With that, she returned to her hut.
"We traveled all this way for that?" yelled Pea. "I could've gotten 더 많이 useful 조언 from Dr. Phil! God, this is hopeless!"
"Thanks for all your help guys," said Conrad politely. "I'm sure we'll be fine. See 당신 around."
Tiana and Naveen waved goodbye and headed back to New Orleans.
"Pea," said Conrad. "I know that things are gonna work out in the end...I promise you. No matter what happens, I'll be 의해 your side."
"Well, what are we gonna do?" asked Pea, fighting back tears. "Hmm...wait a second...I think I just thought of our 다음 method of transportation..."
완두콩 and Conrad spent the 다음 two and a half hours building a 뗏목 out of wood, branches, and vines.
Mama Odie watched proudly through her window from above.
"You know what?" she said to her snake. "I truly think she's gonna be okay. That princess is smarter than anyone gives her credit for."
(End Of Part 14)
