신데렐라 and Prince Charming had just enjoyed the most wonderfully romantic honeymoon. They had ridden white 말 together on the beach. They had stayed up until midnight each evening staring at the stars. 신데렐라 knew it was all thanks to her friend Princess Pea, who was awaiting their return at the palace. And on that 일 where 신데렐라 and her prince returned to the kingdom in their carriage, 신데렐라 was quickly reminded that even happily ever after has a few kinks.
"CINDERELLA!" Princess 완두콩 screamed. "Okay, don't be mad but while 당신 were gone I flooded your bathroom!"
"Oh dear, is that all?"
"Yes..." Princess 완두콩 lied. "Okay, no. The water seeped through the ceiling and the debris landed on the king's statue on the floor below."
"Gosh, well, can the statue be replaced?"
"Of course!" 완두콩 lied. "Okay, not really...you see it was hand-carved 의해 some artist from a foreign land. It was the king's most valuable possesion...which to me is a little pathetic. In my kingdom back home, we had ten statues per corridor that were all much higher in value. So Cindy, I hope your hubby's good in 침대 because his 성 is a tad on the cheap side. It only has twenty-eight ballrooms!"
"You're mean," said Prince Charming sulkily. He walked inside.
"So how was the vacay, Cindy?" asked Pea, signaling 신데렐라 to sit with her on a bench. "Tell me everything."
"It was really romantic," 신데렐라 said dreamily, "we went horseback-"
"I'm bored, wanna hear what happened to me while 당신 were gone?"
"Sure," said 신데렐라 struggling to maintain her sweet nature.
"Well, these little rats started yelling 'Where's Cinderellie' at me so I tried to hit them with a 비, 빗자루 but they escaped. Don't worry though, I called an exterminator."
"Oh no! Jaq! Gus!" 신데렐라 ran into the kingdom.
"Geez, maybe she had a bad experience with the exterminator as a child..." 완두콩 considered aloud.
That night, Princess 완두콩 brushed her teeth and headed to her guest bedroom. While she was on her way down the hall, she overheard the king talking to Cinderella.
"Get that girl out of here!" said the king. "She has done nothing but cause trouble since she arrived!"
"But she's my friend, your highness," replied Cinderella. "I know she can be a little up-front but she has a good heart."
It suddenly occured to Peanalita that she was ruining Cinderella's happy ending. She ran to her room and threw herself onto the 침대 in tears, much like every other princess has at some point.
"Don't lose faith, child," said a voice.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" screamed 완두콩 when she realized there was a chubby old woman in a 망토, 망 토 sitting on the end of the bed. "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Cinderella's fairy godmother...but I thought 당신 could use a hand. 또는 rather...a magic wand."
"You mean, 당신 can do magic? Oh! Make me look like Jessica Alba!"
"I'm afraid my magic doesn't work that way," replied the woman. "I can only do magic that comes from the heart."
"What kind of fairy godmother are you? You're good for nothing except Twinkie Eating Contests..." remarked Pea. "You know what? I'm out of here. I'll visit Cindy in a few months when her happily ever after has faded a bit and she realizes I'm 더 많이 fun to hang out with than that husband of hers who has less personality than a wet sock! Give me that wand!" Princess 완두콩 snatched the wand.
"Princess Pea, be careful!" warned the Fairy Godmother. "My wand interprets everything 당신 wish for literally!"
"Can it, Granny," said Pea. She pointed the wand at herself. "Take me to a kingdom with a sexy bachelor prince...a beautiful kingdom that will completely take my breath away. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!"
Suddenly, glitter and magic dust circled Princess Pea. It transported her through a swirl of 무지개, 레인 보우 colours...suddenly she found herself in what she'd asked for...a place that took her breath away. Unfortunately for Pea, she'd never learned how to swim.
(End Of Part 8)
"CINDERELLA!" Princess 완두콩 screamed. "Okay, don't be mad but while 당신 were gone I flooded your bathroom!"
"Oh dear, is that all?"
"Yes..." Princess 완두콩 lied. "Okay, no. The water seeped through the ceiling and the debris landed on the king's statue on the floor below."
"Gosh, well, can the statue be replaced?"
"Of course!" 완두콩 lied. "Okay, not really...you see it was hand-carved 의해 some artist from a foreign land. It was the king's most valuable possesion...which to me is a little pathetic. In my kingdom back home, we had ten statues per corridor that were all much higher in value. So Cindy, I hope your hubby's good in 침대 because his 성 is a tad on the cheap side. It only has twenty-eight ballrooms!"
"You're mean," said Prince Charming sulkily. He walked inside.
"So how was the vacay, Cindy?" asked Pea, signaling 신데렐라 to sit with her on a bench. "Tell me everything."
"It was really romantic," 신데렐라 said dreamily, "we went horseback-"
"I'm bored, wanna hear what happened to me while 당신 were gone?"
"Sure," said 신데렐라 struggling to maintain her sweet nature.
"Well, these little rats started yelling 'Where's Cinderellie' at me so I tried to hit them with a 비, 빗자루 but they escaped. Don't worry though, I called an exterminator."
"Oh no! Jaq! Gus!" 신데렐라 ran into the kingdom.
"Geez, maybe she had a bad experience with the exterminator as a child..." 완두콩 considered aloud.
That night, Princess 완두콩 brushed her teeth and headed to her guest bedroom. While she was on her way down the hall, she overheard the king talking to Cinderella.
"Get that girl out of here!" said the king. "She has done nothing but cause trouble since she arrived!"
"But she's my friend, your highness," replied Cinderella. "I know she can be a little up-front but she has a good heart."
It suddenly occured to Peanalita that she was ruining Cinderella's happy ending. She ran to her room and threw herself onto the 침대 in tears, much like every other princess has at some point.
"Don't lose faith, child," said a voice.
"AAAAAAAAAH!" screamed 완두콩 when she realized there was a chubby old woman in a 망토, 망 토 sitting on the end of the bed. "Who the hell are you?"
"I'm Cinderella's fairy godmother...but I thought 당신 could use a hand. 또는 rather...a magic wand."
"You mean, 당신 can do magic? Oh! Make me look like Jessica Alba!"
"I'm afraid my magic doesn't work that way," replied the woman. "I can only do magic that comes from the heart."
"What kind of fairy godmother are you? You're good for nothing except Twinkie Eating Contests..." remarked Pea. "You know what? I'm out of here. I'll visit Cindy in a few months when her happily ever after has faded a bit and she realizes I'm 더 많이 fun to hang out with than that husband of hers who has less personality than a wet sock! Give me that wand!" Princess 완두콩 snatched the wand.
"Princess Pea, be careful!" warned the Fairy Godmother. "My wand interprets everything 당신 wish for literally!"
"Can it, Granny," said Pea. She pointed the wand at herself. "Take me to a kingdom with a sexy bachelor prince...a beautiful kingdom that will completely take my breath away. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!"
Suddenly, glitter and magic dust circled Princess Pea. It transported her through a swirl of 무지개, 레인 보우 colours...suddenly she found herself in what she'd asked for...a place that took her breath away. Unfortunately for Pea, she'd never learned how to swim.
(End Of Part 8)
Yeah, it has been switched around a lot, again lol. Sorry this 기사 isn't that good, and it's short.
9)Pocahontas
She's stayed the same, IDK, there's nothing wrong with her really except she kind of bores me
8)Tiana
No where else to put her, really
7)Snow White
Ditto
Now I'm not gonna write anything, sorry, I'm tired :P
6)Mulan
5)Belle
4)Jasmine
3)Cinderella
2)Ariel
1)Aurora
9)Pocahontas
She's stayed the same, IDK, there's nothing wrong with her really except she kind of bores me
8)Tiana
No where else to put her, really
7)Snow White
Ditto
Now I'm not gonna write anything, sorry, I'm tired :P
6)Mulan
5)Belle
4)Jasmine
3)Cinderella
2)Ariel
1)Aurora