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#10, THE PRINCE
LanaQueen: WoW I diDn't See ThAT comIng
OliviaRoseCake: cutie pie
OliviaRoseCake: just hella unmanly
OliviaRoseCake: how unattractive
LanaQueen: Except I did cause he looks like a girl.
OliviaRoseCake: DON'T BE RUDE ELANA
OliviaRoseCake: he may be insecure
Mary: He's not very attractive.
LanaQueen: If I looked like The Prince I'd be insecure too.
OliviaRoseCake: he's kinda ehhhh
Mary: Kinda looks like the opposite of a butch woman. If that makes sense.
OliviaRoseCake: 저기요 I'd kill for his lipstick'
OliviaRoseCake: what shade is that
OliviaRoseCake: rose 420
Mary: A shade lighter than Snow White's, I believe.
OliviaRoseCake: they're the type of couple who bonds over make-up
OliviaRoseCake: he's just kinda plain is all
Mary: Also his main outfit is ugly and doesn't look like it fits him.
OliviaRoseCake: plottwist: it's his dad's outfit
Mary: Pretty much. Blame it on the 애니메이션 I guess.
LanaQueen: Didn't they have like, trouble animating guys for Snow White? it shows.
OliviaRoseCake: yeah that's why the only other men are little people
OliviaRoseCake: and refuse to show princie's face there
#9, PRINCE CHARMING
OliviaRoseCake: FINALLY
OliviaRoseCake: oh dang
OliviaRoseCake: how disappointing
Mary: He's bland too but also not that ugly.
LanaQueen: Wow, great picture.
Mary: Kinda cute.
OliviaRoseCake: these two are always at the bottom of everyone's lists
OliviaRoseCake: we're so basic!
LanaQueen: Yeah cause they're uggo.
Mary: Okay but is anybody actually busting it to a picture of him? Doubt.
LanaQueen: Jk but they're not the hottest.
LanaQueen: He looks like a male 바비 인형 doll.
OliviaRoseCake: Ken
OliviaRoseCake: the word you're looking for is Ken
LanaQueen: Yeah that's it.
Mary: Is this what hot was in the 1950's? I'm curious.
OliviaRoseCake: HOW DID 당신 NOT KNOW
LanaQueen: LEAVE ME ALONE.
OliviaRoseCake: I think it is
OliviaRoseCake: he does kinda look like those old Hollywood guys
Mary: DID 당신 NOT KNOW WHO KEN WAS.
LanaQueen: 1950's wanted their men bland and white.
OliviaRoseCake: so he looks pretty perfect for back them
LanaQueen: STOP IT I FEEL ATTACKED.
OliviaRoseCake: THEN FEEL ATTACKED BITCH
Mary: I thought 당신 said black and white.
#8, ADAM/THE BEAST
OliviaRoseCake: actually he reminds of this 바비 인형 Ken doll
OliviaRoseCake: 저기요 I WASN'T DONE
OliviaRoseCake: hoe
LanaQueen: Mary always interrupts us like that!
OliviaRoseCake: Nvm onto Adam then!
Mary: Fine add 더 많이 commentary to Charming and I'll 편집 it later.
OliviaRoseCake: Fuck me right?
LanaQueen: Yes fuck you.
OliviaRoseCake: nah it's cool let's talk about Fabio
LanaQueen: Ugly. Next.
Mary: Okay so I never specified whether we would be talking about his human 또는 Beast form so this might be off.
OliviaRoseCake: I'm surprised he's this low
Mary: But honestly... hotter as a beast.
OliviaRoseCake: he looks like Fabio and Jesus
Mary: I'm not. I don't find him attractive at all.
OliviaRoseCake: ok Mary
Mary: 예수님 is cuter!
OliviaRoseCake: I didn't know 당신 were a Furry
LanaQueen: Mary did I put Adam 또는 The Prince at last? I can't remember if I thought girly and plastic 또는 ugly was worse.
Mary: Prince.
OliviaRoseCake: girly 또는 plastic
OliviaRoseCake: lmao
Mary: I'M NOT A FURRY BUT EVEN IF I WAS AS A CERTAIN USER ON 팬팝 ONCE SAID I CAN DO WHAT I WANT TO.
LanaQueen: That sums up the bottom three.
OliviaRoseCake: wow there's a confession
Mary: Also it's Adam's face that's the problem.
OliviaRoseCake: I bet Darby would find him hot
LanaQueen: Yeah his face. It's bad.
OliviaRoseCake: idk seems like something she'd be into
Mary: And hair. Cute eyes I guess though.
OliviaRoseCake: 저기요 his lips are sexy
LanaQueen: Something is so off about it.
OliviaRoseCake: His nose just fucks it up is all
Mary: He does have a nose that's way too big.
LanaQueen: I think it's his nose and eyes and facial structure and forehead.
Mary: #7?
LanaQueen: He makes a much prettier female in those gender bend edits.
Mary: Before we do that, gotta save messages!
OliviaRoseCake: ugh in those genderbends
OliviaRoseCake: he could get some
Mary: YES HE IS SO PRETTY GENDERBENT.
OliviaRoseCake: 또는 I guess she* could get some, my ignorant ass
LanaQueen: Yeah his female version is hot af.
#7, SHANG/JOHN SMITH (TIE!)
Mary: Between Shang and John Smith.
OliviaRoseCake: ok
OliviaRoseCake: wit who
LanaQueen: I hate ties.
OliviaRoseCake: disgusting!
LanaQueen: Let's break the ties: Shang is hotter.
OliviaRoseCake: ties are the worst, I always choke on them
Mary: Don't worry this is the only tie.
LanaQueen: I mean come on, look at those pictures. Shang is hotter.
OliviaRoseCake: ok so Shang is a sexy piece of meat
LanaQueen: See Olivia gets it.
Mary: Shang isn't that hot.
OliviaRoseCake: exactly, Elana gets it
Mary: Sorry I dragged him down y'all.
OliviaRoseCake: omg almost jinx elana
LanaQueen: Mary you're a disgrace.
OliviaRoseCake: dammit Mary
Mary: John Smith the better daddy.
OliviaRoseCake: get yourself some taste, because I'm hungry for Chinese 음식 :D
Mary: I CHOSE A BAD PICTURE OF HIM OKAY.
LanaQueen: I used to think John was hot but I came to my senses. He's not ugly but I hate his hair.
LanaQueen: And his Mel Gibson-ness.
OliviaRoseCake: was that going to far
Mary: I thought I hated his hair but it's kinda hot.
OliviaRoseCake: dammit Mel Gibson!
Mary: If it was I'll 편집 it out.
LanaQueen: No Chinese 음식 is delicious and so is Shang.
OliviaRoseCake: yassss Elana
OliviaRoseCake: John is too pretty white boi 4 me
LanaQueen: He's Mel Gibson I don't need to say more.
Mary: 당신 got pretty right.
OliviaRoseCake: though his jaw line is impressive
Mary: TAKE THE VOICE AWAY LIKE ARIEL!
OliviaRoseCake: I think Shang was done wrong
LanaQueen: ok. Hate the hair.
OliviaRoseCake: there's no comparison!
LanaQueen: Justice for Shang!
Mary: Sorry babes, onto #6.
OliviaRoseCake: Shang's PECS man
LanaQueen: Look at his body.
LanaQueen: Just look at it.
LanaQueen: It'll change your mind.
Mary: I'm sure John Smith has a hot bod too!
OliviaRoseCake: uh I would cross-dress to get me some of dat
#6, PHILLIP
OliviaRoseCake: hunty
OliviaRoseCake: he's gorgeous
LanaQueen: I guess he's attractive.
OliviaRoseCake: why is he down here among the peasants?
Mary: He's a pretty boy.
LanaQueen: Like, he's definitely not hard to look at.
OliviaRoseCake: he's a cute, he's wife material
LanaQueen: But he's not wowing me.
Mary: I mean, they really stepped up their men 애니메이션 for this third classic era movie.
LanaQueen: Yeah for sure.
OliviaRoseCake: is it bad that he reminds me of Justin Bieber
Mary: Wife material would imply he's the wife.
LanaQueen: Yes cause 당신 think Phillip is hot.
Mary: Yes it would be bad.
OliviaRoseCake: I mean '
OliviaRoseCake: why not
LanaQueen: And modern JB looks like a homeless man.
OliviaRoseCake: oh true
OliviaRoseCake: just 구글 searched
Mary: Even JB in his peak wasn't that attractive, don't do Phillip dirty!
LanaQueen: Phillip: Wife material.
OliviaRoseCake: yikes he did bad after Selena, huh?
LanaQueen: Selena was always so much hotter.
OliviaRoseCake: Phillip is hot, fight me!
LanaQueen: That girl dodged a bullet!
OliviaRoseCake: ok next
Mary: Apparently he's trying to stay away from Selena because he's bad for her 또는 something but we can talk about that later.
Mary: Okay, #5!
LanaQueen: He's attractive! Just not "fuck me" ya know.
#5, KRISTOFF
Mary
LanaQueen: Hahaha I'm actually shocked he's this high.
LanaQueen: And we said Adam has a big nose.
Mary: I think he's attractive is why.
OliviaRoseCake: another precious boi <3
LanaQueen: I think so too.
Mary: Maybe it's just Jonathan Groff's voice which I love.
OliviaRoseCake: it's his ruggedness
LanaQueen: I'll be a hypocrite for Kristoff. <3
OliviaRoseCake: Jonathan groff is a hottie
OliviaRoseCake: but so is Kristoff
Mary: Our 겨울왕국 man! Technically not even a 디즈니 Prince but we're including him anyway.
OliviaRoseCake: so it works
LanaQueen: His face has flaws but it's also perfect.
OliviaRoseCake: I mean love-interest, prince, what's the difference
Mary: He kinda reminds me of the boys I would get crushes on in middle school.
Mary: But like, an adult version.
Mary: Obviously.
OliviaRoseCake: omg that's accurate Mary
OliviaRoseCake: he's like who I had a crush on in elementary but older
LanaQueen: Yeah that's accurate for me too.
OliviaRoseCake: and more
OliviaRoseCake: legal
LanaQueen: maybe my freshman crush is all because of Kristoff.
OliviaRoseCake: I have noticed that 3D boys are 더 많이 attractive that the 2D boys in general
Mary: Yeah I've thought the same. Maybe because they look 더 많이 human?
Mary: Anyways, onto #4!
OliviaRoseCake: scientists need to get on this
OliviaRoseCake: but yes yes, no. 4
#4, ALADDIN
OliviaRoseCake: WHAT
LanaQueen: Awww 알라딘 should be higher!
OliviaRoseCake: I HAD HIM ALMOST LAST
OliviaRoseCake: this bitch?
LanaQueen: THE FUCK OLIVIA.
Mary: 당신 ranked him third.
Mary: Wait that was me.
LanaQueen: How can 당신 not think 알라딘 is attractive.
Mary: 당신 had him at eight! That's not that low.
OliviaRoseCake: what's up with your taste in MEN
OliviaRoseCake: he's a liar!
LanaQueen: Like yes, Aladdin's body is not Shang's.
OliviaRoseCake: but I guess look wise he's not hideous
LanaQueen: But that HaIr and SmiLE.
Mary: 알라딘 is just really cute all around!
OliviaRoseCake: but he's like, the guy in the classroom that has a crush on 당신 that 당신 don't like back
OliviaRoseCake: he gives me those vibes
Mary: Key part: had a crush on.
Mary: Oh wait.
Mary: Misread that.
OliviaRoseCake: he eyes brows are so thick
LanaQueen: 알라딘 lied cause he's an insecure little 콩 leave him alone!
Mary: No I wish he had a crush on me.
OliviaRoseCake: his eye are just brown!
OliviaRoseCake: his hair is a mess!
Mary: Even if he's a liar he's still cute, he can lie with me anytime.
LanaQueen: I had a crush on 알라딘 growing up and ya'll did too admit it.
OliviaRoseCake: he's homeless for half of the movie!
Mary: STOP BEING RUDE TO HOMELESS PEOPLE.
LanaQueen: Don't judge him for being homeless!
OliviaRoseCake: I think this is the first ranking we really disagree on
LanaQueen: Only judge JB for that.
Mary: AND HE'S REALLY GOOD LOOKING FOR A HOMELESS PERSON! They don't even have access to basic sanitary products!
OliviaRoseCake: WELL AT LEAST DON'T LOOK HOMELESS
OliviaRoseCake: XD I guess 당신 make a good point
LanaQueen: HE DOESN'T LOOK HOMELESS HE LOOKS LIKE MY FUTURE HUSBAND
OliviaRoseCake: still put on a 셔츠 Aladdin, you'll poke someone's eye out
LanaQueen: Also his messy hair is hot.
Mary: ~MAYBE YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND IS HOMELESS~
OliviaRoseCake: actually know that I think about
Mary: 당신 don't know where 사랑 will take you.
OliviaRoseCake: where ArE HiS NiPPLeS
LanaQueen: Poke someone's eyes out with what? He has no nipples.
LanaQueen: LOL exactly.
OliviaRoseCake: 당신 knew about this?
OliviaRoseCake: and 당신 didn't tell me?
LanaQueen: 당신 don't deserve to know, 알라딘 hater.
OliviaRoseCake: wow ok
OliviaRoseCake: hurt
LanaQueen: 당신 should be.
Mary: Zac Efron 또는 Harry Styles 또는 Nick Jonas 또는 whoever has a third nipple can loan him some.
OliviaRoseCake: XD
Mary: Okay, #3!
OliviaRoseCake: ok 다음 prince, love-interest, person guy
LanaQueen: Wow they all have three nipples?
LanaQueen: Damn 당신 learn something new every day.
LanaQueen: Zac Efron was another childhood crush of mine.
#3, FLYNN
LanaQueen: Hot.
OliviaRoseCake: hot
OliviaRoseCake: jinx ELana!
LanaQueen: Everyone thinks Flynn is hot.
OliviaRoseCake: he's such a hot man
OliviaRoseCake: the smolder, the dashing good looks
LanaQueen: Girls want to marry him. Guys want to be him.
OliviaRoseCake: ugh marry me
OliviaRoseCake: ha Mary, me
Mary: Guys want to be a criminal?
LanaQueen: The floppy hair, the person jawline.
Mary: Also I'm seeing a pattern here. These homeless people really are hot.
LanaQueen: Okay I mean they want to look like him!
OliviaRoseCake: the stubble, but not to much beard action going on
Mary: "ha Mary, me" What did I say?
LanaQueen: Nice maybe I will marry a homeless guy. If they look like the princes sign me up.
Mary: I don't know if I care for how he doesn't have a full beard.
OliviaRoseCake: XD why are bad boys so good-looking!
OliviaRoseCake: dang
Mary: Why are 디즈니 Princes setting unrealistic expectations for homeless people? Discuss.
OliviaRoseCake: honestly
LanaQueen: That'll be my 다음 school research paper.
OliviaRoseCake: Why 디즈니 sets unrealistic expectations is not a new topic
OliviaRoseCake: F+
LanaQueen: 디즈니 princes set an unrealistic exception for future husbands and homeless people and I feel personally attacked 의해 it. In this essay I will-
Mary: For homeless people it is. A+ for innovation.
LanaQueen: expectation* I can't type today.
Mary: Alright, #2. Not a homeless person.
#2, NAVEEN
LanaQueen: WHAT
LanaQueen: HE'S NOT NUMBER ONE
LanaQueen: HOW
LanaQueen: HOW
LanaQueen: HOW
OliviaRoseCake: He's hot
LanaQueen: HE'S SO HOT
LanaQueen: NOOOOO
LanaQueen: THIS IS WRONG.
OliviaRoseCake: what'd 당신 expect?
Mary: Sorry Elana 당신 got babed out. Olivia had someone else as #1!
LanaQueen: THIS IS ALL WRONG.
OliviaRoseCake: ITS NOT WRONG
LanaQueen: I DEMAND A RECOUNT.
OliviaRoseCake: THIS HAS NEVER FELT 더 많이 RIGHT
LanaQueen: HE IS NUMBER ONE MATERIAL
OliviaRoseCake: Naveen could just get all the pussy
Mary: I wonder if the ranking would be different if Darby was here.
OliviaRoseCake: If he tried
OliviaRoseCake: he just has it
LanaQueen: Perfect smile, perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect PERFECT.
Mary: I mean he is still really hot.
OliviaRoseCake: Tiana is a lucky woman
LanaQueen: Darby would agree with me!
LanaQueen: Tiana and Naveen's kids would be soooo attractive.
OliviaRoseCake: this shouldn't be surprising Elana we all said he and Tiana were like the hottest couple on our last article
OliviaRoseCake: 또는 the 기사 before last
Mary: Not in terms of personality. Even in a sexual context, he would probably forget to give her an orgasm!
LanaQueen: Yeah that's why it's surprising Naveen isn't number one.
OliviaRoseCake: Darby probs loves Naveen’s 캐러멜, 캐 러 멜 나귀, 엉덩이 just as much as we do
Mary: But yeah Tiana and Naveen's family would be hot.
LanaQueen: Damn Naveen is selfish in bed?
Mary: Caramel?
Mary: He totally would be!
LanaQueen: I hope not.
OliviaRoseCake: god damnit
LanaQueen: He'd be the first prince I'd sleep with.
OliviaRoseCake: ok, so we’re discussing 디즈니 characters and how they perform in 침대 now
LanaQueen: Flynn and 알라딘 can 가입하기 I guess.
LanaQueen: This site is 13+ okay.
Mary: It's a totally acceptable subject. You're lucky the pictures I'm using aren't the fake nudes.
OliviaRoseCake: I personally think Flynn would make a mess out of me
OliviaRoseCake: but to each his own
Mary: It's 16+ now! Which is the legal age of consent in 33 states.
OliviaRoseCake: wow you've researched this
OliviaRoseCake: I see 당신 Mary
LanaQueen: The DP site did a whole countdown about prince packages this is okay.
Mary: Flynn needs a 집 first. I'm not doing anything in Rapunzel's tower.
LanaQueen: 16 damn. My state is 18.
OliviaRoseCake: maybe our 다음 기사 should be best princely package
Mary: Mine is 16!
OliviaRoseCake: my state is 17
Mary: Watch it get deleted.
Mary: Okay off topic.
LanaQueen: Wait maybe mine is 17.
OliviaRoseCake: XD
Mary: NUMBER ONE!!!!
OliviaRoseCake: flagged for inappropriate behavior
LanaQueen: It is 17!
LanaQueen: I didn't know this.
OliviaRoseCake: Mary
OliviaRoseCake: contact the authorities
#1, ERIC
Mary: Elana is outraged.
LanaQueen: I'm only outraged because Naveen deserved this!
Mary: Trump's America.
LanaQueen: But I still put Eric pretty high. Number four I think.
OliviaRoseCake: I mean
Mary: Yeah 당신 did.
OliviaRoseCake: why complain
LanaQueen: Trying to make America white again...
OliviaRoseCake: he is the complete package
Mary: Come on he's really cute.
OliviaRoseCake: and his package appear huge!
OliviaRoseCake: how is Ariel's 물고기 vagina gonna handle that
Mary: I would let him destroy me.
LanaQueen: Wow does it really.
OliviaRoseCake: wow Mary strong feelings
Mary: Not sure whether we'll keep the sexual stuff for the final 기사 또는 not.
OliviaRoseCake: his face is perfect
LanaQueen: I 사랑 his jawline.
OliviaRoseCake: blue eyes, strong jawline, dimples
Mary: His eyebrows are a bit thick but other than that, beautiful!
LanaQueen: And his eye color because duh blue eyes.
OliviaRoseCake: and he has the old Hollywood feel without being to Ken doll-ish
LanaQueen: I 사랑 thick eyebrows.
OliviaRoseCake: his nose is perfect
OliviaRoseCake: I bet he's ripped!
LanaQueen: He's actually just Prince Charming if not a Ken doll.
Mary: Ugh I wanna get in his kingdom.
OliviaRoseCake: he looks so dreamy
OliviaRoseCake: I want to be apart of that world
LanaQueen: I want to be part of his world.
LanaQueen: Dammit Liv.
Mary: He's kinda like Charming but add a super hot factor.
LanaQueen: I knew making the most obvious joke would backfire.
OliviaRoseCake: ya know I hate on Ariel a lot, but I'd leave my dad, change my body, and sell my voice for a piece of dat ass
LanaQueen: Okay but let's talk about the cons now:
LanaQueen: 1. Not Naveen.
LanaQueen: Fin.
Mary: Okay, I'm adding all of this to the 기사 and we are done (sort of because this is only like half of the actual process).
Mary: I think I'll put all of our individual lists in the 기사 this time for anybody curious.
Our individual lists, in case 당신 care 또는 want to see who has the best/worse taste!
Elana’s:
1. Naveen
2. Flynn
3. 알라딘
4. Eric
5. Shang
6. Kristoff
7. Phillip
8. John Smith
9. Prince Charming
10. Beast
11. The Prince
Olivia’s:
1. Eric
2. Naveen
3. Flynn
4. Phillip
5. Adam
6. Shang
7. Kristoff
8. 알라딘
9. John Smith
10. Charming
11. Prince
Mary’s:
1. Eric
2. Kristoff
3. Aladdin
4. Naveen
5. John Smith
6. Flynn
7. Philip
8. Charming
9. Prince
10. Beast
11. Shang
Hello! This is our fourth collab 기사 on here (we 사랑 doing these, despite some of the complaints we’ve gotten), and we thought it would be fun to do another one. This time, we’ll be ranking the most attractive 디즈니 Princes (or 사랑 interests). This 기사 is with me, former 팬팝 user Sk8er__grl, and link
DISCLAIMER: This can get kind of hard to read sometimes and we're sorry, but we did spend time editing it to make it easier to read. Also, there's a lot of bad language, but hey, 팬팝 changed their age to sixteen so I think we can all handle it. I hope 당신 enjoy!
링그 to 이전 articles, in case 당신 care, 또는 want to leave some wonderful hate comments! <3
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#10, THE PRINCE
LanaQueen: WoW I diDn't See ThAT comIng
OliviaRoseCake: cutie pie
OliviaRoseCake: just hella unmanly
OliviaRoseCake: how unattractive
LanaQueen: Except I did cause he looks like a girl.
OliviaRoseCake: DON'T BE RUDE ELANA
OliviaRoseCake: he may be insecure
Mary: He's not very attractive.
LanaQueen: If I looked like The Prince I'd be insecure too.
OliviaRoseCake: he's kinda ehhhh
Mary: Kinda looks like the opposite of a butch woman. If that makes sense.
OliviaRoseCake: 저기요 I'd kill for his lipstick'
OliviaRoseCake: what shade is that
OliviaRoseCake: rose 420
Mary: A shade lighter than Snow White's, I believe.
OliviaRoseCake: they're the type of couple who bonds over make-up
OliviaRoseCake: he's just kinda plain is all
Mary: Also his main outfit is ugly and doesn't look like it fits him.
OliviaRoseCake: plottwist: it's his dad's outfit
Mary: Pretty much. Blame it on the 애니메이션 I guess.
LanaQueen: Didn't they have like, trouble animating guys for Snow White? it shows.
OliviaRoseCake: yeah that's why the only other men are little people
OliviaRoseCake: and refuse to show princie's face there
#9, PRINCE CHARMING
OliviaRoseCake: FINALLY
OliviaRoseCake: oh dang
OliviaRoseCake: how disappointing
Mary: He's bland too but also not that ugly.
LanaQueen: Wow, great picture.
Mary: Kinda cute.
OliviaRoseCake: these two are always at the bottom of everyone's lists
OliviaRoseCake: we're so basic!
LanaQueen: Yeah cause they're uggo.
Mary: Okay but is anybody actually busting it to a picture of him? Doubt.
LanaQueen: Jk but they're not the hottest.
LanaQueen: He looks like a male 바비 인형 doll.
OliviaRoseCake: Ken
OliviaRoseCake: the word you're looking for is Ken
LanaQueen: Yeah that's it.
Mary: Is this what hot was in the 1950's? I'm curious.
OliviaRoseCake: HOW DID 당신 NOT KNOW
LanaQueen: LEAVE ME ALONE.
OliviaRoseCake: I think it is
OliviaRoseCake: he does kinda look like those old Hollywood guys
Mary: DID 당신 NOT KNOW WHO KEN WAS.
LanaQueen: 1950's wanted their men bland and white.
OliviaRoseCake: so he looks pretty perfect for back them
LanaQueen: STOP IT I FEEL ATTACKED.
OliviaRoseCake: THEN FEEL ATTACKED BITCH
Mary: I thought 당신 said black and white.
#8, ADAM/THE BEAST
OliviaRoseCake: actually he reminds of this 바비 인형 Ken doll
OliviaRoseCake: 저기요 I WASN'T DONE
OliviaRoseCake: hoe
LanaQueen: Mary always interrupts us like that!
OliviaRoseCake: Nvm onto Adam then!
Mary: Fine add 더 많이 commentary to Charming and I'll 편집 it later.
OliviaRoseCake: Fuck me right?
LanaQueen: Yes fuck you.
OliviaRoseCake: nah it's cool let's talk about Fabio
LanaQueen: Ugly. Next.
Mary: Okay so I never specified whether we would be talking about his human 또는 Beast form so this might be off.
OliviaRoseCake: I'm surprised he's this low
Mary: But honestly... hotter as a beast.
OliviaRoseCake: he looks like Fabio and Jesus
Mary: I'm not. I don't find him attractive at all.
OliviaRoseCake: ok Mary
Mary: 예수님 is cuter!
OliviaRoseCake: I didn't know 당신 were a Furry
LanaQueen: Mary did I put Adam 또는 The Prince at last? I can't remember if I thought girly and plastic 또는 ugly was worse.
Mary: Prince.
OliviaRoseCake: girly 또는 plastic
OliviaRoseCake: lmao
Mary: I'M NOT A FURRY BUT EVEN IF I WAS AS A CERTAIN USER ON 팬팝 ONCE SAID I CAN DO WHAT I WANT TO.
LanaQueen: That sums up the bottom three.
OliviaRoseCake: wow there's a confession
Mary: Also it's Adam's face that's the problem.
OliviaRoseCake: I bet Darby would find him hot
LanaQueen: Yeah his face. It's bad.
OliviaRoseCake: idk seems like something she'd be into
Mary: And hair. Cute eyes I guess though.
OliviaRoseCake: 저기요 his lips are sexy
LanaQueen: Something is so off about it.
OliviaRoseCake: His nose just fucks it up is all
Mary: He does have a nose that's way too big.
LanaQueen: I think it's his nose and eyes and facial structure and forehead.
Mary: #7?
LanaQueen: He makes a much prettier female in those gender bend edits.
Mary: Before we do that, gotta save messages!
OliviaRoseCake: ugh in those genderbends
OliviaRoseCake: he could get some
Mary: YES HE IS SO PRETTY GENDERBENT.
OliviaRoseCake: 또는 I guess she* could get some, my ignorant ass
LanaQueen: Yeah his female version is hot af.
#7, SHANG/JOHN SMITH (TIE!)
Mary: Between Shang and John Smith.
OliviaRoseCake: ok
OliviaRoseCake: wit who
LanaQueen: I hate ties.
OliviaRoseCake: disgusting!
LanaQueen: Let's break the ties: Shang is hotter.
OliviaRoseCake: ties are the worst, I always choke on them
Mary: Don't worry this is the only tie.
LanaQueen: I mean come on, look at those pictures. Shang is hotter.
OliviaRoseCake: ok so Shang is a sexy piece of meat
LanaQueen: See Olivia gets it.
Mary: Shang isn't that hot.
OliviaRoseCake: exactly, Elana gets it
Mary: Sorry I dragged him down y'all.
OliviaRoseCake: omg almost jinx elana
LanaQueen: Mary you're a disgrace.
OliviaRoseCake: dammit Mary
Mary: John Smith the better daddy.
OliviaRoseCake: get yourself some taste, because I'm hungry for Chinese 음식 :D
Mary: I CHOSE A BAD PICTURE OF HIM OKAY.
LanaQueen: I used to think John was hot but I came to my senses. He's not ugly but I hate his hair.
LanaQueen: And his Mel Gibson-ness.
OliviaRoseCake: was that going to far
Mary: I thought I hated his hair but it's kinda hot.
OliviaRoseCake: dammit Mel Gibson!
Mary: If it was I'll 편집 it out.
LanaQueen: No Chinese 음식 is delicious and so is Shang.
OliviaRoseCake: yassss Elana
OliviaRoseCake: John is too pretty white boi 4 me
LanaQueen: He's Mel Gibson I don't need to say more.
Mary: 당신 got pretty right.
OliviaRoseCake: though his jaw line is impressive
Mary: TAKE THE VOICE AWAY LIKE ARIEL!
OliviaRoseCake: I think Shang was done wrong
LanaQueen: ok. Hate the hair.
OliviaRoseCake: there's no comparison!
LanaQueen: Justice for Shang!
Mary: Sorry babes, onto #6.
OliviaRoseCake: Shang's PECS man
LanaQueen: Look at his body.
LanaQueen: Just look at it.
LanaQueen: It'll change your mind.
Mary: I'm sure John Smith has a hot bod too!
OliviaRoseCake: uh I would cross-dress to get me some of dat
#6, PHILLIP
OliviaRoseCake: hunty
OliviaRoseCake: he's gorgeous
LanaQueen: I guess he's attractive.
OliviaRoseCake: why is he down here among the peasants?
Mary: He's a pretty boy.
LanaQueen: Like, he's definitely not hard to look at.
OliviaRoseCake: he's a cute, he's wife material
LanaQueen: But he's not wowing me.
Mary: I mean, they really stepped up their men 애니메이션 for this third classic era movie.
LanaQueen: Yeah for sure.
OliviaRoseCake: is it bad that he reminds me of Justin Bieber
Mary: Wife material would imply he's the wife.
LanaQueen: Yes cause 당신 think Phillip is hot.
Mary: Yes it would be bad.
OliviaRoseCake: I mean '
OliviaRoseCake: why not
LanaQueen: And modern JB looks like a homeless man.
OliviaRoseCake: oh true
OliviaRoseCake: just 구글 searched
Mary: Even JB in his peak wasn't that attractive, don't do Phillip dirty!
LanaQueen: Phillip: Wife material.
OliviaRoseCake: yikes he did bad after Selena, huh?
LanaQueen: Selena was always so much hotter.
OliviaRoseCake: Phillip is hot, fight me!
LanaQueen: That girl dodged a bullet!
OliviaRoseCake: ok next
Mary: Apparently he's trying to stay away from Selena because he's bad for her 또는 something but we can talk about that later.
Mary: Okay, #5!
LanaQueen: He's attractive! Just not "fuck me" ya know.
#5, KRISTOFF
Mary
LanaQueen: Hahaha I'm actually shocked he's this high.
LanaQueen: And we said Adam has a big nose.
Mary: I think he's attractive is why.
OliviaRoseCake: another precious boi <3
LanaQueen: I think so too.
Mary: Maybe it's just Jonathan Groff's voice which I love.
OliviaRoseCake: it's his ruggedness
LanaQueen: I'll be a hypocrite for Kristoff. <3
OliviaRoseCake: Jonathan groff is a hottie
OliviaRoseCake: but so is Kristoff
Mary: Our 겨울왕국 man! Technically not even a 디즈니 Prince but we're including him anyway.
OliviaRoseCake: so it works
LanaQueen: His face has flaws but it's also perfect.
OliviaRoseCake: I mean love-interest, prince, what's the difference
Mary: He kinda reminds me of the boys I would get crushes on in middle school.
Mary: But like, an adult version.
Mary: Obviously.
OliviaRoseCake: omg that's accurate Mary
OliviaRoseCake: he's like who I had a crush on in elementary but older
LanaQueen: Yeah that's accurate for me too.
OliviaRoseCake: and more
OliviaRoseCake: legal
LanaQueen: maybe my freshman crush is all because of Kristoff.
OliviaRoseCake: I have noticed that 3D boys are 더 많이 attractive that the 2D boys in general
Mary: Yeah I've thought the same. Maybe because they look 더 많이 human?
Mary: Anyways, onto #4!
OliviaRoseCake: scientists need to get on this
OliviaRoseCake: but yes yes, no. 4
#4, ALADDIN
OliviaRoseCake: WHAT
LanaQueen: Awww 알라딘 should be higher!
OliviaRoseCake: I HAD HIM ALMOST LAST
OliviaRoseCake: this bitch?
LanaQueen: THE FUCK OLIVIA.
Mary: 당신 ranked him third.
Mary: Wait that was me.
LanaQueen: How can 당신 not think 알라딘 is attractive.
Mary: 당신 had him at eight! That's not that low.
OliviaRoseCake: what's up with your taste in MEN
OliviaRoseCake: he's a liar!
LanaQueen: Like yes, Aladdin's body is not Shang's.
OliviaRoseCake: but I guess look wise he's not hideous
LanaQueen: But that HaIr and SmiLE.
Mary: 알라딘 is just really cute all around!
OliviaRoseCake: but he's like, the guy in the classroom that has a crush on 당신 that 당신 don't like back
OliviaRoseCake: he gives me those vibes
Mary: Key part: had a crush on.
Mary: Oh wait.
Mary: Misread that.
OliviaRoseCake: he eyes brows are so thick
LanaQueen: 알라딘 lied cause he's an insecure little 콩 leave him alone!
Mary: No I wish he had a crush on me.
OliviaRoseCake: his eye are just brown!
OliviaRoseCake: his hair is a mess!
Mary: Even if he's a liar he's still cute, he can lie with me anytime.
LanaQueen: I had a crush on 알라딘 growing up and ya'll did too admit it.
OliviaRoseCake: he's homeless for half of the movie!
Mary: STOP BEING RUDE TO HOMELESS PEOPLE.
LanaQueen: Don't judge him for being homeless!
OliviaRoseCake: I think this is the first ranking we really disagree on
LanaQueen: Only judge JB for that.
Mary: AND HE'S REALLY GOOD LOOKING FOR A HOMELESS PERSON! They don't even have access to basic sanitary products!
OliviaRoseCake: WELL AT LEAST DON'T LOOK HOMELESS
OliviaRoseCake: XD I guess 당신 make a good point
LanaQueen: HE DOESN'T LOOK HOMELESS HE LOOKS LIKE MY FUTURE HUSBAND
OliviaRoseCake: still put on a 셔츠 Aladdin, you'll poke someone's eye out
LanaQueen: Also his messy hair is hot.
Mary: ~MAYBE YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND IS HOMELESS~
OliviaRoseCake: actually know that I think about
Mary: 당신 don't know where 사랑 will take you.
OliviaRoseCake: where ArE HiS NiPPLeS
LanaQueen: Poke someone's eyes out with what? He has no nipples.
LanaQueen: LOL exactly.
OliviaRoseCake: 당신 knew about this?
OliviaRoseCake: and 당신 didn't tell me?
LanaQueen: 당신 don't deserve to know, 알라딘 hater.
OliviaRoseCake: wow ok
OliviaRoseCake: hurt
LanaQueen: 당신 should be.
Mary: Zac Efron 또는 Harry Styles 또는 Nick Jonas 또는 whoever has a third nipple can loan him some.
OliviaRoseCake: XD
Mary: Okay, #3!
OliviaRoseCake: ok 다음 prince, love-interest, person guy
LanaQueen: Wow they all have three nipples?
LanaQueen: Damn 당신 learn something new every day.
LanaQueen: Zac Efron was another childhood crush of mine.
#3, FLYNN
LanaQueen: Hot.
OliviaRoseCake: hot
OliviaRoseCake: jinx ELana!
LanaQueen: Everyone thinks Flynn is hot.
OliviaRoseCake: he's such a hot man
OliviaRoseCake: the smolder, the dashing good looks
LanaQueen: Girls want to marry him. Guys want to be him.
OliviaRoseCake: ugh marry me
OliviaRoseCake: ha Mary, me
Mary: Guys want to be a criminal?
LanaQueen: The floppy hair, the person jawline.
Mary: Also I'm seeing a pattern here. These homeless people really are hot.
LanaQueen: Okay I mean they want to look like him!
OliviaRoseCake: the stubble, but not to much beard action going on
Mary: "ha Mary, me" What did I say?
LanaQueen: Nice maybe I will marry a homeless guy. If they look like the princes sign me up.
Mary: I don't know if I care for how he doesn't have a full beard.
OliviaRoseCake: XD why are bad boys so good-looking!
OliviaRoseCake: dang
Mary: Why are 디즈니 Princes setting unrealistic expectations for homeless people? Discuss.
OliviaRoseCake: honestly
LanaQueen: That'll be my 다음 school research paper.
OliviaRoseCake: Why 디즈니 sets unrealistic expectations is not a new topic
OliviaRoseCake: F+
LanaQueen: 디즈니 princes set an unrealistic exception for future husbands and homeless people and I feel personally attacked 의해 it. In this essay I will-
Mary: For homeless people it is. A+ for innovation.
LanaQueen: expectation* I can't type today.
Mary: Alright, #2. Not a homeless person.
#2, NAVEEN
LanaQueen: WHAT
LanaQueen: HE'S NOT NUMBER ONE
LanaQueen: HOW
LanaQueen: HOW
LanaQueen: HOW
OliviaRoseCake: He's hot
LanaQueen: HE'S SO HOT
LanaQueen: NOOOOO
LanaQueen: THIS IS WRONG.
OliviaRoseCake: what'd 당신 expect?
Mary: Sorry Elana 당신 got babed out. Olivia had someone else as #1!
LanaQueen: THIS IS ALL WRONG.
OliviaRoseCake: ITS NOT WRONG
LanaQueen: I DEMAND A RECOUNT.
OliviaRoseCake: THIS HAS NEVER FELT 더 많이 RIGHT
LanaQueen: HE IS NUMBER ONE MATERIAL
OliviaRoseCake: Naveen could just get all the pussy
Mary: I wonder if the ranking would be different if Darby was here.
OliviaRoseCake: If he tried
OliviaRoseCake: he just has it
LanaQueen: Perfect smile, perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect PERFECT.
Mary: I mean he is still really hot.
OliviaRoseCake: Tiana is a lucky woman
LanaQueen: Darby would agree with me!
LanaQueen: Tiana and Naveen's kids would be soooo attractive.
OliviaRoseCake: this shouldn't be surprising Elana we all said he and Tiana were like the hottest couple on our last article
OliviaRoseCake: 또는 the 기사 before last
Mary: Not in terms of personality. Even in a sexual context, he would probably forget to give her an orgasm!
LanaQueen: Yeah that's why it's surprising Naveen isn't number one.
OliviaRoseCake: Darby probs loves Naveen’s 캐러멜, 캐 러 멜 나귀, 엉덩이 just as much as we do
Mary: But yeah Tiana and Naveen's family would be hot.
LanaQueen: Damn Naveen is selfish in bed?
Mary: Caramel?
Mary: He totally would be!
LanaQueen: I hope not.
OliviaRoseCake: god damnit
LanaQueen: He'd be the first prince I'd sleep with.
OliviaRoseCake: ok, so we’re discussing 디즈니 characters and how they perform in 침대 now
LanaQueen: Flynn and 알라딘 can 가입하기 I guess.
LanaQueen: This site is 13+ okay.
Mary: It's a totally acceptable subject. You're lucky the pictures I'm using aren't the fake nudes.
OliviaRoseCake: I personally think Flynn would make a mess out of me
OliviaRoseCake: but to each his own
Mary: It's 16+ now! Which is the legal age of consent in 33 states.
OliviaRoseCake: wow you've researched this
OliviaRoseCake: I see 당신 Mary
LanaQueen: The DP site did a whole countdown about prince packages this is okay.
Mary: Flynn needs a 집 first. I'm not doing anything in Rapunzel's tower.
LanaQueen: 16 damn. My state is 18.
OliviaRoseCake: maybe our 다음 기사 should be best princely package
Mary: Mine is 16!
OliviaRoseCake: my state is 17
Mary: Watch it get deleted.
Mary: Okay off topic.
LanaQueen: Wait maybe mine is 17.
OliviaRoseCake: XD
Mary: NUMBER ONE!!!!
OliviaRoseCake: flagged for inappropriate behavior
LanaQueen: It is 17!
LanaQueen: I didn't know this.
OliviaRoseCake: Mary
OliviaRoseCake: contact the authorities
#1, ERIC
Mary: Elana is outraged.
LanaQueen: I'm only outraged because Naveen deserved this!
Mary: Trump's America.
LanaQueen: But I still put Eric pretty high. Number four I think.
OliviaRoseCake: I mean
Mary: Yeah 당신 did.
OliviaRoseCake: why complain
LanaQueen: Trying to make America white again...
OliviaRoseCake: he is the complete package
Mary: Come on he's really cute.
OliviaRoseCake: and his package appear huge!
OliviaRoseCake: how is Ariel's 물고기 vagina gonna handle that
Mary: I would let him destroy me.
LanaQueen: Wow does it really.
OliviaRoseCake: wow Mary strong feelings
Mary: Not sure whether we'll keep the sexual stuff for the final 기사 또는 not.
OliviaRoseCake: his face is perfect
LanaQueen: I 사랑 his jawline.
OliviaRoseCake: blue eyes, strong jawline, dimples
Mary: His eyebrows are a bit thick but other than that, beautiful!
LanaQueen: And his eye color because duh blue eyes.
OliviaRoseCake: and he has the old Hollywood feel without being to Ken doll-ish
LanaQueen: I 사랑 thick eyebrows.
OliviaRoseCake: his nose is perfect
OliviaRoseCake: I bet he's ripped!
LanaQueen: He's actually just Prince Charming if not a Ken doll.
Mary: Ugh I wanna get in his kingdom.
OliviaRoseCake: he looks so dreamy
OliviaRoseCake: I want to be apart of that world
LanaQueen: I want to be part of his world.
LanaQueen: Dammit Liv.
Mary: He's kinda like Charming but add a super hot factor.
LanaQueen: I knew making the most obvious joke would backfire.
OliviaRoseCake: ya know I hate on Ariel a lot, but I'd leave my dad, change my body, and sell my voice for a piece of dat ass
LanaQueen: Okay but let's talk about the cons now:
LanaQueen: 1. Not Naveen.
LanaQueen: Fin.
Mary: Okay, I'm adding all of this to the 기사 and we are done (sort of because this is only like half of the actual process).
Mary: I think I'll put all of our individual lists in the 기사 this time for anybody curious.
Our individual lists, in case 당신 care 또는 want to see who has the best/worse taste!
Elana’s:
1. Naveen
2. Flynn
3. 알라딘
4. Eric
5. Shang
6. Kristoff
7. Phillip
8. John Smith
9. Prince Charming
10. Beast
11. The Prince
Olivia’s:
1. Eric
2. Naveen
3. Flynn
4. Phillip
5. Adam
6. Shang
7. Kristoff
8. 알라딘
9. John Smith
10. Charming
11. Prince
Mary’s:
1. Eric
2. Kristoff
3. Aladdin
4. Naveen
5. John Smith
6. Flynn
7. Philip
8. Charming
9. Prince
10. Beast
11. Shang
My no. 1 favourites!!!!
It's been over a 년 since I last wrote this 기사 and my opinions has changed since then so here's an updated list. I'm planning on doing this with their Swedish 노래 Voices too
10. Belle
I honestly don't understand why people loves her 노래 voice. First of all her voice is a little annoying and not a voice I could listen to all day. 초 her voice doesn't suit Belle imo. If her voice wasn't so annoying it would be a little higher on this list
9. Jasmine
Once again I decided to seperate 재스민 속, 재 스민 and 뮬란 even though Lea Salonga did the 노래 voice to both of them. Anyway...
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10. Belle
I honestly don't understand why people loves her 노래 voice. First of all her voice is a little annoying and not a voice I could listen to all day. 초 her voice doesn't suit Belle imo. If her voice wasn't so annoying it would be a little higher on this list
9. Jasmine
Once again I decided to seperate 재스민 속, 재 스민 and 뮬란 even though Lea Salonga did the 노래 voice to both of them. Anyway...
~Born Princesses
Ariel
Adella (Ariel's sister)
Alana (Ariel's sister)
Andrina (Ariel's sister)
Aquata (Ariel's sister)
Arista (Ariel's sister)
Attina (Ariel's sister)
Melody
Snow White
Aurora
Jasmine
Pocahontas
Rapunzel
Merida
Anna (Frozen)
Tiger Lily (Peter Pan)
Eilonwy
Kiara (daughter of the lion pride)
Kida
Ting-Ting
Su
Mei
Vanellope von Schweetz
Sofia
Atta
Dot (Attas sister)
Merida
Nita
Calla (Gummi Bears tv show)
Princess Leia (Star Wars bought 의해 Disney)
Mia
~Married in Princesses
Cinderella
Belle
Tiana
Faline
Nala
Jane Porter
Nancy
~Non Princesses
Mulan
Minnie 쥐, 마우스 (Founder of Disney)
Alice
Wendy Darling
Tinker Bell
Lady
Penny
Megara
Kairi
Jane
Giselle
Kilala
Esmeralda
Maid Marian (Niece of King Richard)
Ariel
Adella (Ariel's sister)
Alana (Ariel's sister)
Andrina (Ariel's sister)
Aquata (Ariel's sister)
Arista (Ariel's sister)
Attina (Ariel's sister)
Melody
Snow White
Aurora
Jasmine
Pocahontas
Rapunzel
Merida
Anna (Frozen)
Tiger Lily (Peter Pan)
Eilonwy
Kiara (daughter of the lion pride)
Kida
Ting-Ting
Su
Mei
Vanellope von Schweetz
Sofia
Atta
Dot (Attas sister)
Merida
Nita
Calla (Gummi Bears tv show)
Princess Leia (Star Wars bought 의해 Disney)
Mia
~Married in Princesses
Cinderella
Belle
Tiana
Faline
Nala
Jane Porter
Nancy
~Non Princesses
Mulan
Minnie 쥐, 마우스 (Founder of Disney)
Alice
Wendy Darling
Tinker Bell
Lady
Penny
Megara
Kairi
Jane
Giselle
Kilala
Esmeralda
Maid Marian (Niece of King Richard)
Y'all know my 사진 of the DP's with makeup on, right? Well, if 당신 must know, as soon as each princess wins a round in the 투표 with a different look, that pic of her will go to my finals round. I've got all 13! YAY! In each round I've been posting, if a different look for each princess wins, she'll go to the finals. Now let me explain how this works.
The 3rd place princess will get a collage of her own looks.
The 2nd place princess will get a 투표 of ALL of her looks and 당신 get to decide which one looks best.
The 1st place winner will get a look of your choice!
The princesses who are going to the finals round are: Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana, Rapunzel, Merida, Anna, and Elsa.
As soon as the 다음 투표 comes out, vote for your 가장 좋아하는 look! :)
UPDATE: All the princesses have won a round.
The 3rd place princess will get a collage of her own looks.
The 2nd place princess will get a 투표 of ALL of her looks and 당신 get to decide which one looks best.
The 1st place winner will get a look of your choice!
The princesses who are going to the finals round are: Snow White, Cinderella, Aurora, Ariel, Belle, Jasmine, Pocahontas, Mulan, Tiana, Rapunzel, Merida, Anna, and Elsa.
As soon as the 다음 투표 comes out, vote for your 가장 좋아하는 look! :)
UPDATE: All the princesses have won a round.
One Queen to rule them all
I did a countdown for both the princes and the princesses. I saw on done a long time back and this time the results were different. Here it is for the princesses
10: Ariel
Why is it during a best at something wise she’s first one out? Maybe because she has the attention span of a middle schooler girl sleepover (Do not go to one of those!) and she’s not the best at making good choices. In fact her choices left her and Eric in a hard spot right after they got married. To 물고기 또는 not to Fish, is she for the fishermen 또는 the fish. Oh well, 물고기 are friends...
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10: Ariel
The 퀸 of the People and the Fish
Why is it during a best at something wise she’s first one out? Maybe because she has the attention span of a middle schooler girl sleepover (Do not go to one of those!) and she’s not the best at making good choices. In fact her choices left her and Eric in a hard spot right after they got married. To 물고기 또는 not to Fish, is she for the fishermen 또는 the fish. Oh well, 물고기 are friends...
Poca, you one crazy chick
....Well this is awkward
"And now a message, from your future president of america"
Thank you Deviant Art!!!
