This is a real life image of you, yes YOU dear reader, in adoration of my return to fanpop.
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This is my collab with my friend Olivia, 당신 might know her as _CatWoman_. She helped me a lot with this and gave some hilarious ideas.
Alright, let's get on with my take of them! Try to guess which DP it is as I give hints of their qualities. Don't scroll too far too fast!
-nice enough to eat the gross sloppy joe in the cafeteria
-casually catches bugs and take them outside when they scare everyone else in class
-looks like the grudge in the winter
-dated a sophomore when she was like 10, is still dating said person
-thinks she's a slytherin because she can tolerate emo, punk, and goth kids
-a pigeon shat on her once and she responded 의해 passive-aggressively 노래 to it about how the bird should say sorry
-gets shook when people don't wash their hands in the school bathroom
in her hospital bed, the sloppy joes almost killed her. The Prince was cool enough to 키스 after she vomited though, so she's alive now.
Snow White
-hates gender norms, is passionately against guys being made fun of for wearing pink
-became a really chill hippie
-so she's spiritual too and meditates at like 7 AM
-tried to pierce herself in her embarrassing cheerleader days hazing with an 사과, 애플 and a needle but fainted afterwards. Nobody knows if she fainted from striking the needle in earlobe 또는 의해 biting the school caf's nasty apple
-can't choose between cool and warm tones during art class
Zebedee, if Audrey is being a basic 암캐, 암 캐 again and says you're weird for wearing blue, call me and I'll square up with that rat
Aurora
-is scared of chopsticks because they're like reincarnated trees to her but in peasant form
-almost 로스트 her soul in a weird dream, told whole class about it but forgot that it was in Mr. Frollo's class and now he thinks she's a demon
-sells weird knickknacks like pokemon cards, 캔디 and troll 인형 in the student black market thinking she's a rebel
-always has an extra pad for a sista, but encourages tampons
-spirit animal is a koi 물고기 because she realized humans lay eggs like 물고기 and that somehow blew her adorable mind
-thinks cooking utensils have the perfect aesthetic
-received cutlery from a secret santa, was never happier
-gets offended when 당신 assume her hair's dirty because she brushes it with a fork
Tripppy
Ariel
-thinks she's 냉각기 than Beyonce
-used to copy Kim K's contouring because she was self conscious about her nose
-wears designer PJs to school but the craziest, heaviest bling 당신 can think up
-knows a janitor that can spit fire
-no, literally eat and spit fire, not just in bathroom rap battles
-is the kind of chick that begs for 프렌즈 to share snacks but always wears Louis Vuitton
No 물고기 handshakes!
Jasmine
-is that overachiever that joined every club in the school
-because of that, she's in the muslims association club but she's not even muslim it's cool tho
-super cheerful and positive, but so cute that even the edgiest kids couldn't help but smile at her
-jack of all trades so she steals time during talent shows with her magicians act
-has the school bad boy as her flirty assistant
-skipped 점성술 club to see the supermoon
What makes 당신 think I'm competitive, Tia?
Rapunzel
- seems ice cold but is just introverted
-surprised everyone when she slayed with her style during prom
-says sassy things, gets annoyed with they become a trend/meme in the school
-gets really stressed before tests and highlights whole paragraphs
-feels like a huge wight if lifted off of her shoulders and defends her freedom when she refuses to do her homework
Let GO of let it go, it's not cool anymore!
Elsa
-gives it her all in relationships
-bf ended up separating with her when he studied overseas anyways
-Doesn't GAF, biggest daredevil and takes her bucket list seriously
-went to the gym everyday for a straight 5 months to beat Gaston at a hand-wrestling match
-the school girl crush
-got a rude history teacher expelled for spreading misinformation/rude allegations about native americans
Goodbye world~
Pocahontas
-she's wicked smaht
-but invalidate her intelligence just because she's asian and she'll kick your ass
-invalidate her intelligence for just being a woman and she'll still kick your ass
-thought she was slick 의해 joining the 축구 team through a fake ID and mens uniform but coach noticed something was off the time she winced being hit at the chest area but not crotch area
I only have one piece of gum left, fight me!
Mulan
-looks like a nerd, is actually a hipster
-makes the weirdest derp faces to be quirky but is still gorgeous
-kid that seems smart because they read 책 but thought pots could actually talk from that "I'm a teapot" nursery rhyme until she was 13. THIRTEEN
-didn't judge 당신 when 당신 pronounced acquiescence incorrectly
-has a thing for hairy guys
-was at the 도서관, 라이브러리 so often 당신 thought she was the librarian
You being shaven is actually pretty nice but please never mention 스타벅스 ever again, it's overrated
Belle
-goes full on Gordon Ramsey when her 집 ec partner put exactly less than 267 TINY GRAINS of sugar in a single doughnut they made
-from then on she always partnered up with Ariel because cooking utensils
-is that 랜덤 nerd that's 프렌즈 with the stoners but never goes to parties 또는 blazes it because they have homework and don't care for that life
-school legend that makes thanksgiving turkey and tofu for the caf and now it's tradition
-kidnapped the frogs from some creepy bio teacher in her freshman 년 and released them into the cheerleader's locker rooms. The cheerleaders sang too loudly in their harmonizing with the ribbits, and because of that, Walt 디즈니 High banned dissecting frogs
Dear God please let this grade be a passing mark amen
Tiana
-too vintage to twerk but always cheers on Kuzco and Gaston when they do
-was an awkward freshman but blossomed during her junior years and looks amazing now
-binge-watches Nicholas Sparks 영화 during lunch in the 도서관, 라이브러리 because they're so bad they're hilarious
-is the 퀸 of the school
-but washes dishes with the lunchladies
-wore chokers while they were still out of fashion to the spring dance
Cinderella
-has no filter, asked the most blunt 질문 during sex ed
-is that one good Samaritan that's not afraid to speak up to bullies
-hair messier than Rapunzel's yet still cleaner
-wore a 셔츠 that said anarchy to homecoming
-made the best speech as a valedictorian
-went out with the most unpopular kid as a prom 날짜 because she's awesome to people
-is always bombarded with dick pics for her amazing selfies but is apathetic when they tell her "feast yer eyes" and she responds 의해 posting a gif of Dory saying "Hey there little guy!"
Aurora fainted because of the needle... right? Not the apple?
Merida
-seems like a ditz but actually tutors her sister
-bf thinks he's slick 의해 disguising dick jokes with shoe size
-she's slick back 의해 saying "What does that say about Cinderella, then?"
-scams people as a medium during the highschool 할로윈 events just because she can finish other people's sentences
Anna
1. Belle
Belle has a really good relationship with her father. They are never shown fighting 또는 arguing. Although the villagers think both are odd, Belle and Maurice are satisfied to have each other.
When Belle sees Philippe coming 집 without her father, she is worried and boldly goes to the dark forest searching her father.
Entering a scary castle, Belle finds her father imprisoned in a cold jail. Then, she declares to take Maurice's place as the prisoner although she will spend her entire life in the gloomy 성 with a horrible, monstrous Beast.
Many days pass. Belle and the Beast...
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When Belle sees Philippe coming 집 without her father, she is worried and boldly goes to the dark forest searching her father.
Entering a scary castle, Belle finds her father imprisoned in a cold jail. Then, she declares to take Maurice's place as the prisoner although she will spend her entire life in the gloomy 성 with a horrible, monstrous Beast.
Many days pass. Belle and the Beast...
Well, what were our 메리다와 마법의 숲 heroines and 히어로즈 without their friends? They would be forced to provide the comic relief themselves. Not that some of them wouldn’t be able to step up to the challenge (*cough* Flynn* cough*), but as a general rule, it’s the sidekicks who provide the laughter.
Pocahontas is not listed in this category. I considered adding “Percy’s bath”, but since the score is very short, it wouldn’t have been fair.
9. Princess and the Frog: I have my problems with most of the songs of this movie, but “Gonna take 당신 there” might be the worst of all of them....
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Pocahontas is not listed in this category. I considered adding “Percy’s bath”, but since the score is very short, it wouldn’t have been fair.
Don't they look so pretty together? Only one shines out from the rest, however.
My lineups are getting very good responses. Something that, in all honesty, I didn't expect. Since when have I been funny? I usually get a one-liner in there a few times a year, let alone a few times a paragraph.
Yes, I'm biased. Yes, I swear. Yes, I like a joke. They're usually unfunny and stupid, but they're jokes nonetheless so treat them as such.
What's that? I should shut up and start the countdown? Whatever, let's go for it. I have nothing to better to do except wait for a YouTube video to 업로드 anyway.
9) Snow White
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Yes, I'm biased. Yes, I swear. Yes, I like a joke. They're usually unfunny and stupid, but they're jokes nonetheless so treat them as such.
What's that? I should shut up and start the countdown? Whatever, let's go for it. I have nothing to better to do except wait for a YouTube video to 업로드 anyway.
9) Snow White
"Oh, my animal friends. What am I to do? I have no magic to make...
