I know I'm a terrible person for doing this but I couldn't resist! Feel free to call me a pig.

Snow White-Kill
I 사랑 Snow White, I really do but I wouldn't want to marry her. I mean can't survive a voice like that for the rest of my life. And I certainly wouldn't have sex with her because she's way too young and she's not very attractive. Sorry.

Cinderella-Marry
Duh! Who wouldn't want to marry Cinderella! She cooks, she cleans, she's sweet, she's laid back and she has a wonderful 노래 voice. Obviously sex comes along with marriage, so it's a win-win. I'd 사랑 to have her hand in marriage.

Aurora-Sex
I wouldn't marry her because I don't think we'd have anything to talk about. Plus, she's totally hot so it's a no brainer.

Ariel-Sex
Once again, duh! Ariel is smokin' hot! She's the most beautiful princess in my opinion so there 당신 go. I wouldn't marry her because she's too reckless and I wouldn't want her taking care of our children. I feel sorry for Melody.

Belle-Marry
Obviously, Belle doesn't care about looks so she definitely earns points for that. I don't mean to sound weird but I'd 사랑 to have my wife read me a story. Not frequently though, that would get tedious.

Jasmine-Sex
I certainly wouldn't marry her because she's always in a bad mood and she complains alot. And when she dresses like that, what do 당신 expect me to choose.

Pocahontas-Sex
Again, duh! With a body like that, no question! It's not that I wouldn't marry Pocahontas. She'll clearly stand 의해 her man through thick and thin and I think she would be a good mom. But our relaitonship would probably run it's course, she's just not my type.

Mulan-Marry
I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with Mulan. She's cool and laid back, she has alot of qualities I'd want in a wife. Plus, she's my 가장 좋아하는 princess.

Tiana-Marry
Tiana is probably the perfect wife. She knows how to cook a good meal and I think she'd be a great mom, disciplinary but nurturing. She doesn't know how to have fun but we could work on that.

Rapunzel-Kill
Yet again, duh! I'm not even going to apologize for this one! I wouldn't have sex with her because I don't find her attractive, at all. And I sure as hell wouldn't marry her because I find her very annoying.

So there 당신 go, I hope no one's offended. Maybe other users could do this with the Princesses 또는 Princes, since a good amount of 당신 are straight ladies.