(once I am ushered in I notice 알라딘 and 재스민 속, 재 스민 lounging on comfy pillows surrounded 의해 snacks and drinks…I have a sit on the floor and take some 음식 offered me and begin my interview…very nervously….)
Me : (I clear my throat and apologize and make sure they know this is a 팬 question…not mine) Jasmine, why are 당신 a bitch?
(I am sweating as she glares at me and even Raja and 알라딘 looks little worried…but then her angry look turns into a big grin and a wink)
Jasmine : Because I can get away with it.
(She tosses her head and laughs…but when 알라딘 starts laughing harder she hushes him and shakes her head no)
Me : Aladdin, Can't 당신 go one episode 또는 movie without telling a lie?!
(I do believe I just heard a snort from the princess and yep the tiger looks to be laughing too)
Al : I never told a lie!
(Aladdin looks a little upset, but well um…yeah)
Me:Jasmine, since 당신 show your belly so much why don't 당신 get a belly ring?
(I think 알라딘 just perked up…yeah now he is looking at 재스민 속, 재 스민 and shaking his head yes at her….)
Jasmine : Because I already have one in my ... well, 당신 know.
(I am not sure how to react…she is laughing, but 알라딘 is exchanging confused looks with the Tiger….I think I will just 옮기기 on)
Me:Aladdin, how did 당신 get Abu?
Al: He used to work for a group of 거리 performers. It was his job to steal the crowd's money. Then they hired me to help because he wasn't doing as well as they hoped. We got along, and after the gypsy people tried to kill us, he stuck around as my pet/ friend.
(That was so sweet and I start to tell him so and give him a hug, but 재스민 속, 재 스민 shoots me a nasty look and the tiger growls…oh well)
Me:Aladdin, do 당신 wash Carpet 또는 vacuum clean him/her?
Aladdin : "I tried once, but he backfired and dropped me in an ocean."
(I am not sure what to think, but 재스민 속, 재 스민 is rolling her eyes and shaking her head no…Aladdin looks a little pissed at this, but there is a protective tiger at his feet. so yeah…)
Me:Jasmine, why don't we ever see your servants?
Jasmine : They are afraid of me and stay away from my room because they are scared.
(I start to laugh, thinking she is joking, but I quickly turn it into a cough when I see Aladdin’s headshake and mouthed. she is serious…Dang…)
(Well Genie has just popped in and after a quick conversation with 재스민 속, 재 스민 about being off schedule I am allowed to ask him, Iago, and Jafar their individual questions…I start with Iago first because 재스민 속, 재 스민 looks real poised)
Me : Iago, how did 당신 end up with Jafar?
Iago : he found me when i was a little bird and he told me i could have everything i want if i helped him to govern the world he also taught me to talk.
(I start tot ell Jafar that was sweet, but I see him and 재스민 속, 재 스민 are glaring at each other and decide to ask the 다음 질문 quick)
Me : Genie, who is your master before Aladdin?
Genie : Some stinky, oily man named Akem 또는 was luca 또는 maybe Dehghtbytyrvagha...I don't know his name...anyway he smelled like a goat 외양간, 헛간 and looked like a goat 외양간, 헛간 and kept wishing oddly enough for things dealing with....cabbages...meh....I have had some weird masters (and once 또는 twice a mistress...they are the WORSE), but AL ...ah AL...He is wonderful!
(He looks Like he wants to add 더 많이 but 재스민 속, 재 스민 is looking very impatient so I go to Jafar's 질문 quickly)
Me : Jafar, what do 당신 like most from Jasmine?
Jafar : Well I like two things about 재스민 속, 재 스민 (evil laughter...winking suggestively) but what I want from her is her money and whatever else she would like to give (more evil laughter and nasty leering)
(at this point Genie has to leave quickly with the other two and 알라딘 is holding 재스민 속, 재 스민 back….unsavory words and very descriptive horrible things are being thrown around…man I really do not know how 재스민 속, 재 스민 comes up with these things…even poor Raja is hiding under a table…once the room is clear and everyone one is settled and I have told 재스민 속, 재 스민 several times she is pretty, we start again)
Me : Jasmine, how do 당신 stay so skinny?
Jasmine : Oh, 당신 know! Healthy diet, regular exercises, yada yada yada. If ya wanna get curves like meh, I recommend hula-hooping for 5-10 분 3 times, every other 일 for creating a foundation for your curves. Then start doing some ab work like crunches,pikes, and rowboats. If you're near a gym, GO ON THE ELLIPTICAL! It makes your butt look AMAZING and it helps create 더 많이 of an 시간 glass shape. But I guess I was just born with it, too :D
Me : So 재스민 속, 재 스민 have 당신 thought about having kids?
Jasmine : well mmmm... yes i like kids but is something i have to consult 알라딘 first ha-ha!
(Aladdin looks confused about the laughter but she just hushes him)
Me : Jasmine, was 알라딘 the first boy that 당신 really loved?
Jasmine:Yes! All the others were stuck up, snooty asses that my father chose!
Me : Jasmine, why do 당신 choose Rajah as your pet, how do 당신 get him, and how old were you??
Jasmine : He was a birth- 일 gift from my father, I was about 7 또는 8 and he was the best present father ever gave me!! I really wanted an 코끼리 that year, but Rajah is so much better! I have had him since he was a cub and we are always together, he is my only friend...or was till I met Abu, Genie, and Aladdin....now I am not so lonely.
(Rajah starts purring and we have to pause while 재스민 속, 재 스민 talks petting him and talking baby talk…Aladdin sits back and rolls his eyes, but smiles when she looks at him)
Me : Jasmine, do 당신 really think 알라딘 will be a good ruler??
Jasmine : If he can learn not to lie unless is absolutely necessary, I'm sure he will be a wonderful ruler!
(Aladdin looks like he wants to leave, but 재스민 속, 재 스민 puts her hand on his leg…and I think I just saw him wince?)
Me : 재스민 속, 재 스민 did 당신 ever want a sister 또는 brother?
Jasmine : Maybe a little sister but definitely not a brother- they're too pesky! But probably no, because my father would probably 사랑 her 더 많이 than me.
Me : Rajah, what kind of tiger are you? Arabian tiger 또는 what?
Rajah:Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah Raah!!!
(Jasmine looks confused and seems to be a little miffed that I had the audacity to talk to HER tiger…but then she says…HE said HE is an Arabian Tiger!..)
Me : Jasmine, before Aladdin, did 당신 find one prince that a little bit interested you? (perhaps looks, character...)
Jasmine : "Well, there was one... I forgot his name though. He was very handsome, even 더 많이 handsome than Al. But he's got a rotten personality so I had to let Rajah chew his 나귀, 엉덩이 off."
(she starts laughing hysterically, but Al looks very pissed)
Me : Aladdin, Do 당신 have any girlfriends before 재스민 속, 재 스민 came in the picture???
Aladdin : Definitely I even got into 침대 with them a few times.
(he looked smug and laughed for a 초 before her fist hit him in the gut and then she looks at me with a big grin and says I am allowed one last 질문 and then I need to go …NOW…)
Me : Jasmine, 사랑 your big earrings. Where'd 당신 get it?
Jasmine : I bought it in Morocco, while my dad was doing a state visit there.
(She smiles and says the guards will escort me out…but then she turns her back on me and I hear some very angry whispering between her and Al….Well I leave very quickly)
Well I believe the interview did not go too horribly bad and maybe the 다음 few will have less angry inducing questions…we shall see. Thank 당신 to all that made this interview possible:
AnimaIuco ,Pink_Love, Samvoorhees,SweetPea2007, 2kn111, MagicPrincess ,chesire, sophy22,LightningRed, BelleAmie ,ppv, MmLuvXx ,dee389, and BKG201.
Isn't she adorable?
This face honestly sums up how I felt when I read that article.
