If 당신 were Discord, what sort of chaos would 당신 spread?

I would have gummy 곰 snow, houses made out of feathers, no gravity in 랜덤 places, I would change ponies to think that they were frogs, I would have two 또는 three ponies (that like Discord) that I would take as my chaos spreading assistants, OH YEAH! And everypony's hair turns into a chicken :)

And a bunch of other stuff too, mostly involving candy.