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I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, 당신 know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. 당신 throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. 당신 wear at least some black every day.

3. 당신 rip your clothes on purpose.

4. 당신 call people 당신 don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. 당신 yell "CRUCIO!" at people when 당신 get mad.

6. 당신 carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" 또는 an "L", 당신 accidentally type out a Bellatrix 또는 a Lestrange instead.

9. 당신 think her birthday should...

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Greetings, new follower:

If 당신 are 읽기 this letter then 당신 have doubtless been accepted into the select band of professional wizards known as the Death Eaters. If 의해 some unprecedented chance 당신 are 읽기 this and 당신 have not been accepted into the Death Eaters then I suggest 당신 put down this letter and leave now, 또는 the consequences for 당신 will be as terrible as my lifelong study into the Dark Arts can make them.

Please find enclosed a short introductory guide to Death Eating, which 당신 must memorize and then eat, to prevent security leaks. (Due to an unfortunate...

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1. Make him take a shower.

2. Make him use shampoo in aforementioned shower.

3. Make him use clarifying shampoo.

4. Apparate 다음 to him, hand him a tube of super-strong facial cleanser, then quickly Disapparate before he realizes what happened.

5. Enchant this cleanser to follow him around until he uses it.

6. ...enchant the cleanser to follow him around anyway.

7. Tell him 당신 스톨, 훔친 his teddy bear.

8. Tell him 당신 won't give it back until he agrees to wash his hair.

9. When he washes his hair, tell him 당신 were just kidding and said teddy 곰 has already been destroyed.

10. Sneak...

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, 당신 know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. 당신 throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. 당신 wear at least some black every day.

3. 당신 rip your clothes on purpose.

4. 당신 call people 당신 don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. 당신 yell "CRUCIO!" at people when 당신 get mad.

6. 당신 carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" 또는 an "L", 당신 accidentally type out a Bellatrix 또는 a Lestrange instead.

9. 당신 think her birthday should...

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s 더 많이 to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do 당신 mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call 당신 Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would 당신 describe your relationship with the man known as...

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I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.


1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, 당신 got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than 당신 look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for 당신 now!!" *Prepare yourself 의해 getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did 당신 say something?"

5. "Why do you...