just a few ; i'll add 더 많이 some other time.

No chick flick moments.

Do I look like Paris Hilton?

If 당신 messed up my car .. i'll kill you.

Well sweetheart, I don't do shorts.

Ohh bring it on baldy!

Dude, 당신 fugly!

I hope your freakin' 사과, 애플 pie is worth it!

That fabric softner teddy 곰 .. ohh I wanna hunt that little 암캐, 암 캐 down!

Ohh college boy thinks he's so smart!

There really is magic in the magic fingers.

Neal? It's your grief counselors, we've come to hug!

I full on Swayzed that mother!

I feel like a friggin' 축구 mom!

Dude, could 당신 be 더 많이 gay?

당신 wanna kill me? Get in line bitch.

Sammy, wherever 당신 are ; mom is a babe! I'm going to hell .. again.

You're gonna bring me some pie.

Dude! where's the pie?!

Lollipop disease ... it's not uncommon for a 곰 his size.

So what, Bigfoot breaks into a liquor store jonesing for some hooch? Amaretto and Irish Cream .. he's a girl-drink drunk!

And on Thursdays we're teddy 곰 doctors.

What kind of a ghost messes with a mans wheels?!

Geez rent Juno and get over it.

So the daddy was also the baby daddy?

Please, nobody grab my leg.