1. 당신 have a Bowie song set as your iphone ringtone.
2. 당신 have him as your lock screen and 집 screen.
3. 당신 go to Google, click 이미지 and type "Bowieporn" in the 검색 box.
4. 당신 imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. 당신 really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. 당신 can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs 당신 know how to play on the 기타 are Bowie songs.
8. 당신 dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. 당신 ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy 사랑 scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend 당신 make a 코멘트 on how the 사랑 scene in The Man Who Fell To Earth is 더 많이 steamier....
11. Your thoughts are Jareth and Sarah.....still a better 사랑 story than twilight....
12. 당신 think The Hunger is a real vampire movie not that unacceptable Stephanie Meyers 황소, 불 shit.
13. Everyone looks at a picture of Lady Gaga (the one with the lightning bolt drawn over her eye) and claims how "original" and "creative" she is. 당신 laugh to yourself because 당신 know David Bowie did it first.
14. 당신 wasted a whole 시간 watching the SpongeBob special Atlantis SquarePantis just because David Bowie voiced the Lord royal Highness.
15. when your friend is talking shit about a girl in your class and 당신 say to them "If 당신 don't have anything nice to say, Come sit 다음 to me,"
16. 당신 hated bandslam but loved the David Bowie cameo at the end.
17. 당신 get painfully turned on looking at "certain" pics of Bowie to the point where it's impossible to get turned off.
18. as soon as the announcement came out that David Bowie was going to release The 다음 Day, 당신 pre ordered it on iTunes.
19. Not only did 당신 preorder the album on iTunes 당신 also got a CD of the album.
20. You're not sick of me making 더 많이 당신 know you're a David Bowie 팬 when...lists. ;)
2. 당신 have him as your lock screen and 집 screen.
3. 당신 go to Google, click 이미지 and type "Bowieporn" in the 검색 box.
4. 당신 imagine "the one" in your head constantly and he looks like an exact replica of David Bowie.
5. 당신 really hate Morrissey and/or Elton John.
6. 당신 can smell a poser a mile away...
7. Almost all the songs 당신 know how to play on the 기타 are Bowie songs.
8. 당신 dub January 8 as Bowie Appreciation Day.
9. 당신 ship Dick Bagger.
10. watching the steamy 사랑 scene in The Fault in Our Stars with your friend 당신 make a 코멘트 on how the 사랑 scene in The Man Who Fell To Earth is 더 많이 steamier....
11. Your thoughts are Jareth and Sarah.....still a better 사랑 story than twilight....
12. 당신 think The Hunger is a real vampire movie not that unacceptable Stephanie Meyers 황소, 불 shit.
13. Everyone looks at a picture of Lady Gaga (the one with the lightning bolt drawn over her eye) and claims how "original" and "creative" she is. 당신 laugh to yourself because 당신 know David Bowie did it first.
14. 당신 wasted a whole 시간 watching the SpongeBob special Atlantis SquarePantis just because David Bowie voiced the Lord royal Highness.
15. when your friend is talking shit about a girl in your class and 당신 say to them "If 당신 don't have anything nice to say, Come sit 다음 to me,"
16. 당신 hated bandslam but loved the David Bowie cameo at the end.
17. 당신 get painfully turned on looking at "certain" pics of Bowie to the point where it's impossible to get turned off.
18. as soon as the announcement came out that David Bowie was going to release The 다음 Day, 당신 pre ordered it on iTunes.
19. Not only did 당신 preorder the album on iTunes 당신 also got a CD of the album.
20. You're not sick of me making 더 많이 당신 know you're a David Bowie 팬 when...lists. ;)
