"That which makes 당신 different is what makes 당신 strong. Whether you're gay, straight, purple, orange, dinosaur; I don't care."
Interviewer: "If 당신 could see the world in only shade of one color, what color would 당신 choose?"
Darren: "Pink. Cause it would be really funny. Cause really mean people wouldn't seem so mean anymore."
(At Deathly Hallows Premiere) Interviewer: "Here is Darren Criss! 당신 may have seen him recently."
Darren: "You have? *Looks around at posters* Oh my god! There's 더 많이 of me!?"
(At Deathly Hallows Premiere) "There's been a terrible mistake. Someone really screwed up and let my nutty 나귀, 엉덩이 in here."
"So here's what happening to Blaine on Glee, he's recently been bitten 의해 a radioactive.. uh... turtle. And I hang out with Rambo, and I 옮기기 to Mars and I start of colony of... crazy misfits. And I start a 글리 Club, the first intergalactic 글리 Club."
"There's not a damn thing that I do on my own that's not for my 팬 또는 for people that have supported me. So I don't really care about my agenda, I wanna be on yours."
(About Teenage Dream) "So Katy Perry tweeted about the song, said it made her cry. I hope it was like a good cry instead of a bad cry 'cause it was really bad 또는 something."
Fan: "First of all, Darren, I think you're supermegafoxyawesomehot."
Darren: *laughs* "I wrote that line, so I know what you're referring to."
(About 키싱 Kurt as Blaine at the Dublin show on the 글리 tour) "I was consumed 의해 my 사랑 for Chris Colfer and I just couldn't help it any longer."
Interviewer: "Does Joey Richter have a girlfriend?"
Darren: "I would say yes, and her name's... Tarantulus. And she's nine feet tall, has a hundred arms and her eyes are made of lasers, and if any girl tried to destroy her they would perish."
Interviewer: "What does your song 글쓰기 process look like?"
Darren: "It looks like a mess! It's like someone went into a room, took a dump, then grabbed a blowtorch and sprayed it all over the wall."
"Buy my album because... it's the kind of 음악 당신 can be 프렌즈 with. And it's the only way that *pause* aliens won't come to Earth and destroy us. I am sure of this."
Interviewer: "What can we except from 당신 in the 다음 five years?"
Darren: "Um, I will... get older. I will have, um..."
"Be nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole."
"I'm like a bum. I'm a bum. Oh my god, 당신 guys are interviewing a bum."
(Showing a picture of his old hair) "This is what I really look like. I really have big bushy hair, this *points to himself* THIS IS A LIE!"
"I had huge hair, I'm pretty sure there was certain species in there that could cure cancer."
"Guys, if 당신 hear any screaming girls... it's probably my dad."
"Nifty little buckaroo."
"I am Darren. I like beaches, sushi, and small animals."
(After having 사과, 애플 come out of his mouth) "If that's any indication that I like Aladdin... 사과, 애플 FREAKED out of my mouth."
"I like 주황색, 오렌지 and blue together, but I would never wear them."
(Talking about Zac Efron) "You were a Horcrux in a play I wrote!"
"People always ask me, is it creepy that I'm messaging you? And I'm like, no man! I'm the weird one. I played a fake Harry Potter in a musical we took time to make, that's weird man. We have a musical called Me And My Dick! We're weird."
"Did someone say Darren Criss?"
"What's this...? A guitar!?"
Interviewer: "I've listened to Teenage Dream at least 500,000 times."
Darren: "That's like a million something minutes!"
Interviewer: "Did 당신 ever think your life would change this quickly?"
Darren: "Nope! Simple as that. Nope!"
"Well with that attitude let's do it! Huzzah!"
"I would be the worst president in the history of the United States. Unless 당신 want the apocalypse to happen really soon then yes, I'll run for president."
"I have a degree in acting!"
"They can give me anything and I'll be like, "YAY A song!!!"
"That is a bad dryer! I don't want to see any of 당신 hanging out with that dryer!"
"Wars will stop if we just all sit down, have a sleepover and 팝콘 and watch the entire thing of that show. (Avatar the Last Airbender) We would all get along and it would be beautiful."
"My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually."
*posing with two girls for a photoshoot* "This would never happen."
"What was the question? Sorry, I was being an asshole."
"Am I a vegetable?"
"I'm Darren Criss, and I'm an acorn... actor."
"Man my boobies itch, I wish somebody would just hold my boobies."
Darren: "I actually almost parked in your parking spot once, then I realized it was yours and moved out of there. Sorry bout that."
Ellen: "Oh, well I didn't know and wouldn't mind."
Darren: "Oh, well I'll just write that down. Park in Ellen's spot."
Ellen: "Well, someone will tow it. But I don't mind."
Fan: "Hey Darren, would 당신 ever 날짜 a Very Potter Musical fan? And I was wondering if I could get a kiss..."
Darren: "Woah! At least take me out to 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 first, we only just met. And all the cameras are here, the pressure's on. I never say never to anything, so 당신 never know. We'll see..."
(Talking about 샤워 songs) "I'm using the soap! Now I'm using the shampooooo! Hand in the drain, really gross!"
Interviewer: "Ever have a recurring dream?"
Darren: "Yes, I'm always at a 음악회, 콘서트 where the band sounds exactly like my alarm clock."
(Talking about 글리 Project auditions) Robert Ulrich: We're looking for people with potential. So even if 당신 just sing in your shower.
Darren: That's actually the best place to sing. So bring that, into here! Just wear clothes!"
"My biggest fear... is turning *pause* into an inanimate object*
"The sunglasses are the secret to my power."
Interviewer: "Have 당신 tried going into a Gap since Silly 사랑 Songs?"
Darren: "No... but I'd either be really excited 또는 really terrified. Just don't sing Darren, you'll get everybody fired!"
"Chris Colfer... he's like a... playful wood-nymph."
Interviewer: "A lot of changes in your life lately."
Darren: "Yeah, I bought a new sweater."
"No one's tried to stab me. That's cool. I enjoy not being stabbed."
"Please don't kill me, I'm nice."
"They're just peachy, I think they're fabulous."
(About Teenage Dream) "She said it made her 심장 go whee, well, guess what Katy? 당신 make my 심장 go whee."
"The Kardashians have a book? What the fuck?"
(After Chord Overstreet pretend-strangles him) "Oh I know this guy, he's the good-looking one."
"I think if I met Dan my head would explode, so I think I'll avoid him cause I like my head not exploding."
"I think ears would bleed. So if 당신 see me bleeding out of my ears 당신 know I met Dan."
"Hah- ha- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! But that translates to 저기요 what's up man, Dan? Cool, whatever."
"I'm just a fanboy that got lucky."
If I wear gold shorts, can I look like you, Chord Overstreet? (pointless talking* And on that note, let's see your body.
"I'm not even supposed to be here, 당신 didn't see me... I am but a hologram."
"I'm kinda on 구름, 클라우드 nine, actually I'd say 구름, 클라우드 ten. 구름, 클라우드 nine was old news."
"I'm picturing all my albums lined up and being like, "What about me, Darren? 당신 always say 당신 사랑 me the most!" I add personality to all my inanimate objects."
"NO, no man!"
"Acting can be hard work... but 당신 just have to pull through it and sometimes 당신 have to 키스 Lea Michele."
Darren: "There's cool songs coming."
Interviewer: "Anything 당신 can tell me?"
Darren: "Absolutely not."
"We finally did the episode that everyone was waiting for. A song 의해 저기요 Monday!"
Interviewer: "I asked Chris what 키싱 당신 was like and he suggested I just go in and 키스 you. But I'm going to spare 당신 that."
Darren: "Oh thank you. I appreciate your nobility. I'm not sure whether I'm offended 또는 complimented."
"If the Warblers have to fight New Directions then SO BE IT! BRING IT ON!"
Interviewer: "Will 당신 chew a lot of gum before the 키싱 scene?"
Darren: "No! Just cause 당신 asked. In fact I'm going to chew on... 20 cloves of garlic, then I won't brush my teeth for ten days. Just to make it special. Cause everybody chews gum."
Chris Colfer: "After the first 키스 I was like "damn Darren!" I need a cigarette now, cause that was intense."
Darren (Upon hearing this): Th-Thanks Chris.
"He (Chris) never called me after the kiss. It was very embarrassing."
"Like many relationships... I think I'm just gonna... runaway."
"I went down to this girl's (that he was in 사랑 with) house and I serenaded her. She came down, and we hugged! In 8th grade terms that's like, all kinds of 사랑 explosions!"
"IT'S A DARREN SHOW! LET'S FUCKING ROCK! *screws up* oh no wait I got too confident. FUCK MUSIC!"
Interviewer: "Are 당신 dating anyone right now?"
Darren: "Oh I wouldn't tell 당신 even if I was..."
"I like to think they were all romantic. I'm not just some floozy! PLEASE!"
"Anti-gravity 글리 numbers! That's like everything I could ever want!"
"Glee... IN SPACE!"
"Glee is 더 많이 then just a show now. It's become a wonderful culture celebrating the underdog and glorifying individuality."
(Combining three of his 글리 songs. 저기요 Soul Sister, Teenage Dream and Raise Your Glass) "Hey... Teenage... Glass?"
"Where are my perverts!?"
"I wish I had a pet monkey."
"I ain't telling 당신 shit son!"
(Singing to Ellen): "When are we gonna see... Finding Nemo 2? They did it with Toy Story and Cars. So why not something new? A new story about Dory. I hope your buying what I'm selling, I know it ain't my choice... I just wanna hear the voice of my girl, Ellen!"
"I want people to know that there is nothing 더 많이 badass than being yourself."
Interviewer: "If 당신 could see the world in only shade of one color, what color would 당신 choose?"
Darren: "Pink. Cause it would be really funny. Cause really mean people wouldn't seem so mean anymore."
(At Deathly Hallows Premiere) Interviewer: "Here is Darren Criss! 당신 may have seen him recently."
Darren: "You have? *Looks around at posters* Oh my god! There's 더 많이 of me!?"
(At Deathly Hallows Premiere) "There's been a terrible mistake. Someone really screwed up and let my nutty 나귀, 엉덩이 in here."
"So here's what happening to Blaine on Glee, he's recently been bitten 의해 a radioactive.. uh... turtle. And I hang out with Rambo, and I 옮기기 to Mars and I start of colony of... crazy misfits. And I start a 글리 Club, the first intergalactic 글리 Club."
"There's not a damn thing that I do on my own that's not for my 팬 또는 for people that have supported me. So I don't really care about my agenda, I wanna be on yours."
(About Teenage Dream) "So Katy Perry tweeted about the song, said it made her cry. I hope it was like a good cry instead of a bad cry 'cause it was really bad 또는 something."
Fan: "First of all, Darren, I think you're supermegafoxyawesomehot."
Darren: *laughs* "I wrote that line, so I know what you're referring to."
(About 키싱 Kurt as Blaine at the Dublin show on the 글리 tour) "I was consumed 의해 my 사랑 for Chris Colfer and I just couldn't help it any longer."
Interviewer: "Does Joey Richter have a girlfriend?"
Darren: "I would say yes, and her name's... Tarantulus. And she's nine feet tall, has a hundred arms and her eyes are made of lasers, and if any girl tried to destroy her they would perish."
Interviewer: "What does your song 글쓰기 process look like?"
Darren: "It looks like a mess! It's like someone went into a room, took a dump, then grabbed a blowtorch and sprayed it all over the wall."
"Buy my album because... it's the kind of 음악 당신 can be 프렌즈 with. And it's the only way that *pause* aliens won't come to Earth and destroy us. I am sure of this."
Interviewer: "What can we except from 당신 in the 다음 five years?"
Darren: "Um, I will... get older. I will have, um..."
"Be nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole."
"I'm like a bum. I'm a bum. Oh my god, 당신 guys are interviewing a bum."
(Showing a picture of his old hair) "This is what I really look like. I really have big bushy hair, this *points to himself* THIS IS A LIE!"
"I had huge hair, I'm pretty sure there was certain species in there that could cure cancer."
"Guys, if 당신 hear any screaming girls... it's probably my dad."
"Nifty little buckaroo."
"I am Darren. I like beaches, sushi, and small animals."
(After having 사과, 애플 come out of his mouth) "If that's any indication that I like Aladdin... 사과, 애플 FREAKED out of my mouth."
"I like 주황색, 오렌지 and blue together, but I would never wear them."
(Talking about Zac Efron) "You were a Horcrux in a play I wrote!"
"People always ask me, is it creepy that I'm messaging you? And I'm like, no man! I'm the weird one. I played a fake Harry Potter in a musical we took time to make, that's weird man. We have a musical called Me And My Dick! We're weird."
"Did someone say Darren Criss?"
"What's this...? A guitar!?"
Interviewer: "I've listened to Teenage Dream at least 500,000 times."
Darren: "That's like a million something minutes!"
Interviewer: "Did 당신 ever think your life would change this quickly?"
Darren: "Nope! Simple as that. Nope!"
"Well with that attitude let's do it! Huzzah!"
"I would be the worst president in the history of the United States. Unless 당신 want the apocalypse to happen really soon then yes, I'll run for president."
"I have a degree in acting!"
"They can give me anything and I'll be like, "YAY A song!!!"
"That is a bad dryer! I don't want to see any of 당신 hanging out with that dryer!"
"Wars will stop if we just all sit down, have a sleepover and 팝콘 and watch the entire thing of that show. (Avatar the Last Airbender) We would all get along and it would be beautiful."
"My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually."
*posing with two girls for a photoshoot* "This would never happen."
"What was the question? Sorry, I was being an asshole."
"Am I a vegetable?"
"I'm Darren Criss, and I'm an acorn... actor."
"Man my boobies itch, I wish somebody would just hold my boobies."
Darren: "I actually almost parked in your parking spot once, then I realized it was yours and moved out of there. Sorry bout that."
Ellen: "Oh, well I didn't know and wouldn't mind."
Darren: "Oh, well I'll just write that down. Park in Ellen's spot."
Ellen: "Well, someone will tow it. But I don't mind."
Fan: "Hey Darren, would 당신 ever 날짜 a Very Potter Musical fan? And I was wondering if I could get a kiss..."
Darren: "Woah! At least take me out to 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 first, we only just met. And all the cameras are here, the pressure's on. I never say never to anything, so 당신 never know. We'll see..."
(Talking about 샤워 songs) "I'm using the soap! Now I'm using the shampooooo! Hand in the drain, really gross!"
Interviewer: "Ever have a recurring dream?"
Darren: "Yes, I'm always at a 음악회, 콘서트 where the band sounds exactly like my alarm clock."
(Talking about 글리 Project auditions) Robert Ulrich: We're looking for people with potential. So even if 당신 just sing in your shower.
Darren: That's actually the best place to sing. So bring that, into here! Just wear clothes!"
"My biggest fear... is turning *pause* into an inanimate object*
"The sunglasses are the secret to my power."
Interviewer: "Have 당신 tried going into a Gap since Silly 사랑 Songs?"
Darren: "No... but I'd either be really excited 또는 really terrified. Just don't sing Darren, you'll get everybody fired!"
"Chris Colfer... he's like a... playful wood-nymph."
Interviewer: "A lot of changes in your life lately."
Darren: "Yeah, I bought a new sweater."
"No one's tried to stab me. That's cool. I enjoy not being stabbed."
"Please don't kill me, I'm nice."
"They're just peachy, I think they're fabulous."
(About Teenage Dream) "She said it made her 심장 go whee, well, guess what Katy? 당신 make my 심장 go whee."
"The Kardashians have a book? What the fuck?"
(After Chord Overstreet pretend-strangles him) "Oh I know this guy, he's the good-looking one."
"I think if I met Dan my head would explode, so I think I'll avoid him cause I like my head not exploding."
"I think ears would bleed. So if 당신 see me bleeding out of my ears 당신 know I met Dan."
"Hah- ha- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! But that translates to 저기요 what's up man, Dan? Cool, whatever."
"I'm just a fanboy that got lucky."
If I wear gold shorts, can I look like you, Chord Overstreet? (pointless talking* And on that note, let's see your body.
"I'm not even supposed to be here, 당신 didn't see me... I am but a hologram."
"I'm kinda on 구름, 클라우드 nine, actually I'd say 구름, 클라우드 ten. 구름, 클라우드 nine was old news."
"I'm picturing all my albums lined up and being like, "What about me, Darren? 당신 always say 당신 사랑 me the most!" I add personality to all my inanimate objects."
"NO, no man!"
"Acting can be hard work... but 당신 just have to pull through it and sometimes 당신 have to 키스 Lea Michele."
Darren: "There's cool songs coming."
Interviewer: "Anything 당신 can tell me?"
Darren: "Absolutely not."
"We finally did the episode that everyone was waiting for. A song 의해 저기요 Monday!"
Interviewer: "I asked Chris what 키싱 당신 was like and he suggested I just go in and 키스 you. But I'm going to spare 당신 that."
Darren: "Oh thank you. I appreciate your nobility. I'm not sure whether I'm offended 또는 complimented."
"If the Warblers have to fight New Directions then SO BE IT! BRING IT ON!"
Interviewer: "Will 당신 chew a lot of gum before the 키싱 scene?"
Darren: "No! Just cause 당신 asked. In fact I'm going to chew on... 20 cloves of garlic, then I won't brush my teeth for ten days. Just to make it special. Cause everybody chews gum."
Chris Colfer: "After the first 키스 I was like "damn Darren!" I need a cigarette now, cause that was intense."
Darren (Upon hearing this): Th-Thanks Chris.
"He (Chris) never called me after the kiss. It was very embarrassing."
"Like many relationships... I think I'm just gonna... runaway."
"I went down to this girl's (that he was in 사랑 with) house and I serenaded her. She came down, and we hugged! In 8th grade terms that's like, all kinds of 사랑 explosions!"
"IT'S A DARREN SHOW! LET'S FUCKING ROCK! *screws up* oh no wait I got too confident. FUCK MUSIC!"
Interviewer: "Are 당신 dating anyone right now?"
Darren: "Oh I wouldn't tell 당신 even if I was..."
"I like to think they were all romantic. I'm not just some floozy! PLEASE!"
"Anti-gravity 글리 numbers! That's like everything I could ever want!"
"Glee... IN SPACE!"
"Glee is 더 많이 then just a show now. It's become a wonderful culture celebrating the underdog and glorifying individuality."
(Combining three of his 글리 songs. 저기요 Soul Sister, Teenage Dream and Raise Your Glass) "Hey... Teenage... Glass?"
"Where are my perverts!?"
"I wish I had a pet monkey."
"I ain't telling 당신 shit son!"
(Singing to Ellen): "When are we gonna see... Finding Nemo 2? They did it with Toy Story and Cars. So why not something new? A new story about Dory. I hope your buying what I'm selling, I know it ain't my choice... I just wanna hear the voice of my girl, Ellen!"
"I want people to know that there is nothing 더 많이 badass than being yourself."