Note: I DID NOT WRITE THIS FIC! Lj user scurvyknavery did. FULL CREDIT goes to her. Im only posting this so those without a livejournal can read :)
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David's the first to admit - he's not the kind of guy who knows a lot of stuff. But if there's one thing he knows, it's women. He knows them so well, he's got this whole system worked out. There are, as far as he can tell, five kinds of women in the world.
1. Moms
This is not as sexy a category as David would like. He's seen...
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