PL: lord Zalgo Demands we strike the proxys on the run... We 옮기기 once the purge starts
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get 당신 some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
Purger: yes sir!
*meanwhile*
Masky: man... I'm running out of pills
Hoody: we will get 당신 some bro
EJ: the Purge will start in a few Hours... What should we do?
Jeff: they have no business with us
Johnny: they work for Zalgo...
Jeff: Fuc*
Masky: ... Aha!
All: what?
Masky: the abandoned SCP building!
EJ: it's stupid and crazy but what other choice do we have
Johnny: being killed?
Jeff: worst choice ever
*portal opens*
Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!
*meanwhile*
PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...
Purger: yea
PL: like almost a month...
*BOOM*
PL: WHAT THE HECK?
Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance
PL: what is it?
Zalgo: I'm calling it off
PL: WHAT!?
Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power 또는 strength to fight people that have been trained 의해 slenderman, which was trained 의해 mother.
PL: so it's of?
Zalgo: yep
PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell 당신 this... 당신 won't be able to use that gun-sword that 당신 got for Christmas
Bob: aww
Masky: ok everyone! Let's go!
*meanwhile*
PL: It feels like this has been going on for days...
Purger: yea
PL: like almost a month...
*BOOM*
PL: WHAT THE HECK?
Zalgo: sorry, trying out a new grand entrance
PL: what is it?
Zalgo: I'm calling it off
PL: WHAT!?
Zalgo: I realized I'm sending people with no power 또는 strength to fight people that have been trained 의해 slenderman, which was trained 의해 mother.
PL: so it's of?
Zalgo: yep
PL: bob, I'm sorry that I have to tell 당신 this... 당신 won't be able to use that gun-sword that 당신 got for Christmas
Bob: aww
Porter: all this is just because 당신 could not get along with Zalgo!
Slender: its not that!
Porter: then tell us what was the reason?
Slender: *sigh* as 당신 most all of 당신 know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent 언덕, 힐 for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...
Jeff: including Skully?
Slender: yes, I did not tell 당신 due to 당신 guys having some 프렌즈 there...
LJ: shi* just got real!
Slender: we have to save them!
Masky: its to dangerous!
Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!
Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!
Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!
LJ: wai-
Lucius: 당신 owe me! 당신 have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!
LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!
Slender: its not that!
Porter: then tell us what was the reason?
Slender: *sigh* as 당신 most all of 당신 know before the treaty broke, me and Skully went to silent 언덕, 힐 for a meeting. during are stay Zalgos army came... they killed everyone...
Jeff: including Skully?
Slender: yes, I did not tell 당신 due to 당신 guys having some 프렌즈 there...
LJ: shi* just got real!
Slender: we have to save them!
Masky: its to dangerous!
Lucius: screw dangerous! we're already on death row!
Slender: I'm going to save them! I don't care if its dangerous!
Lucius: me and LJ are going with him!
LJ: wai-
Lucius: 당신 owe me! 당신 have no Idea how many times I have answered the door!
LJ: ok... let me get my vodka!
Lucius: ok, who are you?
Clockwork: my name is Clockwork
Lucius: oh, your that girl that Ticci Toby says is cute
Clockwork: what? he said that about me?
Lucius: *pulls out DiPhone* 저기요 Masky, 당신 owe me 20 bucks
Maksy: FU-
Lucius: *hangs up* so... who do 당신 work for? SCP? SOK?
Clockwork: Zalgo
Lucius: oh... umm... SLEEP GAS!
*BANG*
Clockwork: wai- *flop*
Lucius: ok... how the hell am I supposed to get her to the house?
Me: 의해 THE POWER OF PLOTHOLES!
Lucius: lets just say I have a car...
Me: fine...
Clockwork: my name is Clockwork
Lucius: oh, your that girl that Ticci Toby says is cute
Clockwork: what? he said that about me?
Lucius: *pulls out DiPhone* 저기요 Masky, 당신 owe me 20 bucks
Maksy: FU-
Lucius: *hangs up* so... who do 당신 work for? SCP? SOK?
Clockwork: Zalgo
Lucius: oh... umm... SLEEP GAS!
*BANG*
Clockwork: wai- *flop*
Lucius: ok... how the hell am I supposed to get her to the house?
Me: 의해 THE POWER OF PLOTHOLES!
Lucius: lets just say I have a car...
Me: fine...
Lucius: 당신 know buddy, since your on death row I should tell 당신 something... 당신 better be grateful I'M killing you... 당신 could have been killed 의해 a tall faceless guy with a VERY bad temper. now that I've told 당신 that, TO HEAVEN 또는 HELL FUC*ER!
*Bang*
Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...
*on the way home*
Lucius: to heaven 또는 hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"
*Crash*
Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!
???: hello there...
Lucius: who are you?
???: the 질문 is... who are you?
Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye
Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone
Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it
Clockwork: says the guy that... umm
Lucius: my point exactly
*Bang*
Lucius: heh heh... he got blood on my suit...
*on the way home*
Lucius: to heaven 또는 hell... its cheesy but it is better than "you shouldn't have done that"
*Crash*
Lucius: who's there? if it's the cops I done
nuthin!
???: hello there...
Lucius: who are you?
???: the 질문 is... who are you?
Lucius: says the girl that has a clock for an eye
Clockwork: says the guy that just murdered someone
Lucius: says the girl that somehow knows about it
Clockwork: says the guy that... umm
Lucius: my point exactly
Subject files: Lucius Vole
Subject 274 aka Lucius Vole was a volunteer to test the effects of serum 18 aka "Pasta Sauce", a experiment that would give a plant 또는 a animal powers. The first time he was given the serum he aged 1 년 every 30 seconds, we were able to give the antidote before he died. He volunteered again with this time it being a success, it gave him the ability to teleport short distances and a vast knowledge of weaponry. He was held in a cell until a another subject went rouge and he was able to escape. After that he joined a mercenary group and named himself "Volter". He later left the group and completely went missing. His 집 was found a 월 after he went missing, And notebook describing a tall faceless man watching him was found in his room. Three years later some people started seeing him, one time with a woman with a clock for a eye. Other than that we have no leads to where he is at. We hope this info is useful to 당신 John.
SCP
Subject 274 aka Lucius Vole was a volunteer to test the effects of serum 18 aka "Pasta Sauce", a experiment that would give a plant 또는 a animal powers. The first time he was given the serum he aged 1 년 every 30 seconds, we were able to give the antidote before he died. He volunteered again with this time it being a success, it gave him the ability to teleport short distances and a vast knowledge of weaponry. He was held in a cell until a another subject went rouge and he was able to escape. After that he joined a mercenary group and named himself "Volter". He later left the group and completely went missing. His 집 was found a 월 after he went missing, And notebook describing a tall faceless man watching him was found in his room. Three years later some people started seeing him, one time with a woman with a clock for a eye. Other than that we have no leads to where he is at. We hope this info is useful to 당신 John.
SCP
Lucius : caaaaannnn!
LJ: : anybodyyyy!
Lucius : find meeee!
Slender : somebody to loveeeee!
Lucius: where the hell did you learn to sing?
Slender: like I said, I had a daughter...
Lucius: oh... so... where is this cRYPT guy?
Slender: his base is at Mount Hood in Oregon
Lucius: ._.
Slender: what?
Lucius: how the hell are we supposed to walk from Mane to Oregon
Slender: oh... huh... ummm... I never really thought of that...
Lucius: *sigh*
[the song was, Somebody To Love By Queen]
LJ: : anybodyyyy!
Lucius : find meeee!
Slender : somebody to loveeeee!
Lucius: where the hell did you learn to sing?
Slender: like I said, I had a daughter...
Lucius: oh... so... where is this cRYPT guy?
Slender: his base is at Mount Hood in Oregon
Lucius: ._.
Slender: what?
Lucius: how the hell are we supposed to walk from Mane to Oregon
Slender: oh... huh... ummm... I never really thought of that...
Lucius: *sigh*
[the song was, Somebody To Love By Queen]
Kage: なぜ テール-
Jack: please speak English Kage... We aren't in China anymore
Kage: I come from Japan
Jack: don't care!
Kage: *sigh* why are we doing this?
Jack: apparently V thinks having the goat eater back will be helpful...
Kage: we're geting him!?
Jack: V told us that during the meeting!
Kage: really?! I didn't hear him...
Jack: apparently 사랑 makes 당신 deaf to...
Kage: what?
Jack: I know 당신 like that Japanese chick
Kage: what?! I do not!
Jack: oh come on! 당신 were looking at her the entire time during the meeting!
Kage: Jack...
Jack: don't even try Kage, nothing 당신 say can disprove me!
Kage: Chupacabra is behind you
Jack: ._.
Chupacabra: ... (Having British tonight!)
Jack: please speak English Kage... We aren't in China anymore
Kage: I come from Japan
Jack: don't care!
Kage: *sigh* why are we doing this?
Jack: apparently V thinks having the goat eater back will be helpful...
Kage: we're geting him!?
Jack: V told us that during the meeting!
Kage: really?! I didn't hear him...
Jack: apparently 사랑 makes 당신 deaf to...
Kage: what?
Jack: I know 당신 like that Japanese chick
Kage: what?! I do not!
Jack: oh come on! 당신 were looking at her the entire time during the meeting!
Kage: Jack...
Jack: don't even try Kage, nothing 당신 say can disprove me!
Kage: Chupacabra is behind you
Jack: ._.
Chupacabra: ... (Having British tonight!)
