Demotivational KND posters

"That's stupid!" Wally and Lexi said simulataneously.
"But it's perfect! We just take what we need 또는 the last periods of the 일 and we're 집 free!"
"Actually, that IS a good idea..." Abby said.
Kiki smirked.
"See? At least SOMEONE likes my ideas!"
Kacey rolled her eyes. Kiki opened her locker.
"Alright, toss whatever 당신 don't nessicarily need in here."
Several of the kids tossed their stuff in.
"C'mon Raleigh, do 당신 REALLY need the Goldfish?"
"YES. I'll die without it!"
"She will, too! I've seen her do it." Kacey added.
Abby did a facepalm.
Kiki looked at Val.
"What?"
"Empty the pockets."
"But-"
"NOW."...

The vicar had been speaking for what felt like a full hour. Tommy was half asleep, along with Abigail’s 7-year-old niece, AJ (Short for Abigail Junior. She also has a sister called CJ-Short for Cree Junior) the service was almost over. Hoagie and Abby both said their wedding vows. Hoagie went first. He said:
“Abigail, ever since I first laid my eyes on you, when I was placed in your sector when we were in the Kids 다음 Door, I immediately knew that 당신 would be the one for me. I will admit that I was trying to keep it a secret from you, but now I can honestly say I 사랑 YOU!”
It was then...