Just some Christian pick-up lines that I picked up at a 날짜 night at Youth Group a few weeks ago.
1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!
2) God said that 당신 were made in his image, and boy, was He right!
3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!
4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!
5) 당신 must be a fisher of men, 'coz 당신 just reeled me in!
6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
7) 당신 float my ark
8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
9) 당신 are perfect, except with all the sin.
10) I went on a 바닷가, 비치 mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough 빵 and 물고기 for 2 people.
12) It's obvious to me that 당신 sprouted from the good kinda soil.
13) How many times do I have to walk around 당신 to make 당신 fall for me?
14) 당신 put the “stud” in Bible study.
15) Last night I was 읽기 in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
1) You're looking for a knight in shining armor? It just so happens that I'm wearing the armor of God!
2) God said that 당신 were made in his image, and boy, was He right!
3) Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!
4) Moses parted the Red sea, but baby, ain't nothing parting us!
5) 당신 must be a fisher of men, 'coz 당신 just reeled me in!
6) Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you.
7) 당신 float my ark
8) The word says 'Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry'; how about dinner?
9) 당신 are perfect, except with all the sin.
10) I went on a 바닷가, 비치 mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
11) Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough 빵 and 물고기 for 2 people.
12) It's obvious to me that 당신 sprouted from the good kinda soil.
13) How many times do I have to walk around 당신 to make 당신 fall for me?
14) 당신 put the “stud” in Bible study.
15) Last night I was 읽기 in the book of Numbers and I realized I don’t have yours.
A four 년 old girl was at the pediatricians office for a check up. As the doctor looked into her ears with an otoscope, he asked,"Do 당신 think ill find Big Bird in there?"The little girl stayed silent.Next, the doctor took a tongue depressor and looked down her throat. He asked,"Do 당신 think i'll find the cookie monster down there?" Again the girl was silent.Then the doctor put a stethoscope to her chest. As he listened to her 심장 beat , he asked,"Do 당신 think ill hear Barney in here?" "Oh no!"the little girl replied."Jesus is in my heart. Barney is on my underpants."
