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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear


Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side 의해 side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now 당신 understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look 앞으로 to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got 스플릿, 분할 into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, coming soon.

The song fades away at the end of the trailer.

Everyone from the shows featured so far in S.S.S.S were all together in a building.

Hawkeye: This is our very first commercial. How do we make it work?
Sean: From what I've established after watching the opening credits of Dr. No, I think people would like seeing a bunch of circles.
Thomas: Circles?
Sean: Yes.
Mortomis: I think I know where he's going with this.
Sean: Get a black screen, and have a bunch of 랜덤 circles go around it as we explain what we do in Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Twilight: Man I hate it.
Applejack: 당신 hate everything.
Captain Jefferson: Let's do this.
Pete: I agree.
Sir Topham Hatt: It should work.
Sean: Well what are we waiting for? Turn on the music, and have some circles 옮기기 around!

Song: link

Sean: Ladies, and gentlemen, our very first commercial.

Now just because this is my commercial doesn't mean it has to go my way. Use your imagination. Let the circles be any size, and color 당신 want them to be as they randomly 옮기기 around.

Gordon: Ponies On The Rails.
Hawkeye: Set in Cheyenne during the 1950's, there's 더 많이 that goes on than 당신 know when it comes to working on the Union Pacific.
Pete: 당신 better not do anything behind my back.
Gordon: That's only me sir, and it's never behind your back. 당신 catch on to things around here very quickly.

---

Master Sword: On The Block.
Tom: 당신 like comedy? Then you've come to the right place. Me, and my 프렌즈 will keep 당신 laughing non stop.
Sean The Hedgehog: I'm the only Sonic character in this show.
Sonic: What about me?
Sean The Hedgehog: 당신 don't appear until season 2.

---

Duck: The Adventures of Thomas & Friends.
James: Everyone loves seeing my splendid red paint as I-
Gordon: Make a fool out of yourself. Everyone doesn't care about you, they want to see me-
Sean: Get humiliated. Who needs red when 당신 got silver?
James: Hey! 당신 have a red stripe above your white, and blue one!
Sean: Oh.
Henry: Duh, I'm hungry. *Eats a circle. His insides start to glow*
Sean: Is that supposed to happen?
Gordon: No.
Thomas: It's me, and my friends. Anything can happen in this show.

---

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: My Little Pornstar.
Twilight: Man let's face it. My show is terrible. My Little Pornstar makes fun of it with each episode 잼 packed with satire.

---

Captain Jefferson: Gran Turismo.
Tim: Who doesn't 사랑 a good cop show? Plus, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash is also in this as Julia Rose.
Julia: Hi! *Winks*
Sean: How was that everyone?

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Saturday nights at 8 PM. Exclusive to the SeanTheHedgehog, WindWakerGuy430, and Eula2003 clubs.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


Theme song for this fanfic: link

HEDGEHOG IN PONYVILLE

Episode VIII

The Nazis Strike Back

Things are not going well for the 조랑말 Alliance. Despite defeating Dr. Robotnik who has teamed up with Discord, Twilight Sparkle has decided to abandon the mane 6, and help the Nazis take over Canterlot.

After their success, Twilight has made plans to get the griffons, and changelings to 가입하기 their army. Once that is done, they will make their attempt to rule all of Equestria

Our hero, Sean The Hedgehog is with his girlfriend 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash. They were asleep until a group of airplanes came towards 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's cloudhouse.

Nazi pilots: *flying 의해 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's cloudhouse* Get ready to drop the soldiers.
Nazi leiutenants: Parachute down there on my command.
Nazi soldiers: *wait*
Nazi pilots: *pass 의해 cloudhouse* Now!
Nazi soldiers: *parachute out of plane*
Sean: *wakes up*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *snoring*
Sean: Dash? Wake up.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *wakes up* I'm sorry, did my snoring wake 당신 up?
Sean: No, I heard a few airplanes. Where's my machine gun?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: In the kitchen
Sean: *runs to kitchen*
Nazis: *look through window* Don't see anyone.
Sean: *looks out other window* I knew it. Nazis.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Don't they ever quit?
Sean: Unless they wanna get executed, no.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Shoot them.
Sean: I can't. They're too far.
Nazis: *getting close*
Sean: Now *kills Nazis*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: There's still one alive.
Nazi: *shoots near window*
Sean: *opens window*
Nazi: *shoots 구름, 클라우드 wall*
Sean: That can't be good. *kills Nazi*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: If they're wanting us dead, they must be after the rest of my friends.
Sean: We gotta stop them, and alert everypony!

After killing the enemy I got in my car with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and we started going to Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres. Along the way, it started snowing, but we weren't sure why.

Sean: Do 당신 suppose Twilight did this to fuck things up?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Maybe. It could be part of her plan.
Sean: *enters sweet 사과, 애플 acres*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *looks at ponies* Wow, there's a lot of them here.
Sean: Seems like 사과 브랜디 did half of our job for us. Now we just gotta see what's going on. *stops*
Applejack: 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash! Are 당신 alright?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I'm fine. Sean prevented Robotnik's soldiers from attacking me.
Applejack: Good for you.
Sean: What's going on? Why are all these ponies here?
Applejack: Dr. Robotnik has tried to attack Ponyville, much of his soldiers were killed, but they still took Ponyville, and are probably coming here soon.
Sean: Great. What's with all the snow?
Applejack: Some of the pegasi did this to get defenses set up.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: And how is snow going to protect us?
Applejack: We'll dig a trench.
Sean: And what? We all hide in the trench?
Big Mac: Eeyup *starts digging*
Sean: What do we have for weapons?
Applejack: Rarity just finished delivering Thompson SMG's and lots of ropes.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Any grenades?
Applejack: Of course. We can't forget about that now can we?
Sean: No we can't.

Song: link

Meanwhile in Canterlot, the Nazis were making plans.

Nazis: *Driving Opel Blitz's on dirt roads*
Pilots: *Flying planes over the trucks*
Tank Drivers: *Driving Panzers, and Tigers*
Twilight: *Watching the Nazis, then turns around to face the ones sitting at the 표, 테이블 behind her*

Stop the song

Twilight: Things are going good men. Now why am I here again?
Colonel Kramer: We called 당신 down here to discuss Dr. Robotnik's plan.
Twilight: And where is Dr. Robotnik?
Colonel Kramer: Back at Mobius getting reinforcements.
Major Von Hapen: We don't need that much.
Twilight: Man, we do need a lot! As a matter of fact, we're close to getting the griffons, and changelings into helping us.
Major Von Hapen: And what about Princess Celestia?
Twilight: We'll capture her, but we need to capture two fillies named Diamond Tiara, and SilverSpoon.
Colonel Kramer: What is the point in all this? We're supposed to destroy this world, not become allies with it! The last thing we need is to make our army look cute-
Twilight: *chokes Colonel Kramer* Man I find that word to be insulting.
Colonel Kramer: *choking*
Major Von Hapen: Enough of this! Twilight, release him!!
Twilight: As 당신 wish *releases Colonel Kramer*
Colonel Kramer: *breathes normally*
Twilight: Now, are we going to let the griffons, and changelings 가입하기 us?
Colonel Kramer: Yes. We'll get Major Von Hapen, and a squad of Nazis to make negotiations with them.

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Major Von Hapen: *Riding in a truck, escorted 의해 two cars, and two Panzers*
Nazis: *Waving goodbye to Major Von Hapen*

While Major Von Hapen went to negotiate with the griffons, the defense in Sweet 사과, 애플 Acres was all set. Stop the song.

Applejack: We need eight pegasi to go out there, and shoot any soldiers.
Big Mac: Eeyup.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I'll volunteer as one.
Shredder: Me too.
Applejack: Now we only need six.
Sean: Fluttershy?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: She wouldn't want to go out there.
Fluttershy: She's right *hides*
Applejack: But 당신 gotta go out there.
Fluttershy: *sighs* Fine, I'll do it.
Sean: Now to get the wonderbolts.

But as we were getting the pegasi set up, three Nazi planes were heading toward us.

Nazi pilots: They're all set up, shoot them!
Sean: *grabs tree*
Applejack: *jaw drops*
Sean: *hits planes with tree* Homerun!
Applejack: Quick! Get Soarin, Spitfire, and Fleetfoot here. Derpy, and Cloudkicker will take the remaining positions.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: It's all set. *grabs gun, grenade and rope*
Applejack: Everyone else in the trenches!
Sean: *Gets in*
Ponies: *Get in trenches*

Fight song: link

Fluttershy: *looking through binoculars*
Sean: *feels ground shaking* Whoa! What's happening?
Fluttershy: Oh my! The enemy has huge walkers.
Sean: What? *takes binoculars*
Nazis: *Driving huge walkers*
Sean: This can't be good.
Applejack: Get the pegasi out there, now!
Nazi: We're getting toward enemy territory
Sean: This is bad
Nazis: Now *fires missile*
Sean: TAKE COVER!!!!
Ponies: *take cover*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: All pegasi on me! *flies*
Fluttershy: *gulp* *follows*
Pegasi: *follow*
Nazis: This is their plan of attack?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *shoots armor*
Fluttershy: *shoots windows*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: The armor is too thick, we gotta use something else.
Derpy: *being stupid* How about snow?
Nazis: *shoot Derpy*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Derpy! 조랑말 down!
Shredder: I may have an idea *flies toward walker legs*
Nazis: The fuck is he doing?
Shredder: *wraps rope around walker legs*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Alright! Nice!
Nazis: Wait, we can't move!

The walker soon falls on the ground.

Derpy: *running away*
Pegasi: *drop grenades*
Nazis: *Die*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: One down, four to go. *grabs rope*

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, and the rest of the pegasi continued defending sweet 사과, 애플 acres with a counter attack.

Nazis: Stop the blue one. *shoots 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Ow!! *heads toward ground*
Shredder: Dashie!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *lands on ground*
Nazis: *driving walker* What now?
Twilight: Man, step on her!
Nazis: *get walker toward 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *moves out of the way*
Nazis: We killed her.
Pegasi: *getting shot*
Shredder: Retreat!!
Ponies: *leave*
Sean: *running away*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *stands up* This isn't over yet *flies to bottom of walker, then puts grenade in, and flies away*
Nazis: *die*
Shredder: What was that?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Something cool. Get the last two!
Sean: I got this. *grabs ground*
Nazis: It's Sean The Hedgehog! Kill him!
Sean: *throws ground at Nazis*
Nazis: AAH!! *die*

Stop the song

Applejack: 당신 got them all.
Sean: I did? I thought I only got one.
Shredder: Great work. Both you, and Dash.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *hugs Shredder*
Shredder: I'm so glad I didn't lose another sister.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Wait! We had another sister?
Shredder: Yeah. My parents didn't want 당신 to know, but I think 당신 must know now.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Know what?
Sean: Something doesn't seem right.
Shredder: Please, let me explain. Dash, before 당신 were born, our parents gave birth to another pony.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Where is she?
Shredder: Dead. The both of us were going to the park when she died. We were crossing the road, when a 조랑말 who was texting while driving ran her over.
Sean: Oh no.
Shredder: She was a unicorn too. We taught her how to use spells to defend herself, but I think it was too late.
Sean: What color was she?
Shredder: Purple. She also had a dark blue mane.

Suddenly, Luna arrived with Spike.

Spike: Everypony, Luna has some important news!
Ponies: *gather around*
Luna: The griffons, and changelings have joined Dr. Robotnik's army.
Sean: Oh no!
Ponies: No!!
Spike: But there's worse news.
Luna: Princess Celestia has been kidnapped 의해 Robotnik's army. She had some escorts to get her here, but they were shot down. Shitty bastards. The guards were shitty bastards, 또는 I should say double shitty bastards for not taking my advice. Anyway...
Spike: *pulls out big map*
Luna: *points to map* Here she is, in a town called Bethlehem, in the Schloss Adler. The 성 of Eagles. Believe me, she's well there, because the Nazis set up this 성 very quickly. Our job is to get inside there, and get her out as soon as possible, before they have a chance to get information out of her.
Shredder: How are 당신 sure she's there Luna?
Luna: The airplane they were in crashed right between the border of Canterlot, and Bethlehem. The 성 was only a few miles away. Where else would they take her?
Shredder: How did the plane crash princess?
Luna: The Schloss Adler has a Triple A gun, which is used for shooting down planes. Anyways, that's not important.
Spike: *puts away map*
Luna: What is important is that we get her out before she talks, 또는 I should say, 당신 get her out.
Sean: Who's going?
Luna: I'm glad 당신 asked. I am sending you, Shredder, and Colgate for this operation.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: We wanna go too.
Luna: Tiara, I think 당신 guys are too young for this operation.
Spike: And I don't think 당신 understand the situation we're in. 당신 see, the Nazis have captured Celestia. You, and two other ponies must go save her. And of course, we have Sean.
Sean: *stares at Spike*
Spike: 당신 see Sean here, is from the same world Robotnik is from. He has a good chance of helping us defeat this evil man.
Luna: Right. Anymore questions?
Silverspoon: I have a few. What is this all about? I mean why is that peice of shit Celestia important?! I mean-
Luna: That'll do Silverspoon.
Spike: I think 당신 better let me explain this to her. It's painfully simple Silverspoon. Celestia is very important to us, and we must bring her back.
Silverspoon: Wait, do 당신 mean the princess?
Spike: Yes.
Silverspoon: Oh *looks at Luna* I'm sorry Luna.
Luna: That's alright. Sean the hedgehog will be the leader of the group, and if 당신 have anymore questions, Sean will answer them.

20 분 later, a Nazi airplane was flying out of Ponyville.

Snips: *flying airplane*
Sean: I knew he could drive a truck, but not an airplane.
Shredder: I didn't know that 망아지, 콜트 could drive.
Sean: Let's keep it that way.
Snails: Stand up, and get your parachute connected to the wire.

We did what Snails told us to do. We then waited for 더 많이 instructions

Snails: *opens door*
Snips: *flies over snowy mountain*
Sean: *waits*
Snips: Get ready, we're approaching the drop area.
Snails: Stand by!
Ponies: *Wait*
Sean: *waits*
Snips: *turns left*

A green light turned on

Snails: Green light, go!
Sean: *jumps*
Colgate: *jumps*
Diamond Tiara: *jumps*
Silverspoon: *jumps*
Shredder: *jumps*

All five of us deployed our parachutes, and a care package was dropped.

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *in airplane*
Snails: Get ready to jump.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Jump? I've got wings! *flies out of plane*

Soon we landed, and the care package was not far away.

Sean: *runs to care package*
Shredder: *arrives*
Sean: *opens care package*
Shredder: *Take backpack*
Diamond Tiara: *takes backpack*
Silverspoon: *Takes Backpack*
Sean: *notices Colgate is missing* Where's Colgate?
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: ?
Shredder: Well, last time I saw her, she drifted toward those trees. *points at trees .3 miles away*
Sean: Alright, spread out. Look for Colgate. *walks away*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *looks together*
Shredder: *looking*
Diamond Tiara: *finds Colgate* SEAN!!
Sean: *walks toward others*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *looks at Colgate*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *look at each other*
Sean: *looks at neck* Her neck is broken.
Diamond Tiara: Shit!
Silverspoon: What do we do now? Do we bury her, 또는 leave her here?
Sean: We leave her here. The snow will cover her in a couple of hours. 당신 better go get the rest of the equipment. I want to see if the radio is still working.
Ponies: *go to equipment*
Sean: *looks at radio* (Seems alright.) *checks Colgate's body* this doesn't seem right *looks at neck* There's a bruise on there.

I put the radio back, and that's when my partners returned.

Shredder: We got everything.
Sean: Good work. Now there's a house nearby where we can go check our equipment.
Silverspoon: What about the ponies that live in there?
Sean: There aren't any. This is a high pasture area. The ponies that live there arrive at May, and are brought out in September. Come on, let's go.

All four of us slowly made our way down the 언덕, 힐 to get to the house. It stopped snowing, but it was freezing.

Once we got in

Sean: *lights lamp* Alright, that should do nicely.
Silverspoon: Yes. We'll cook some things.
Sean: Yes, 당신 can cook... Some hot 초콜릿 또는 make 팝콘 while I.. call Princess Luna on the radio. Shit, I left the number with Colgate.
Diamond Tiara: I'll get it.
Sean: No no, it's alright. Shredder, you're in charge while I'm gone. If I'm not back in an hour, signal me with a flare.
Silverspoon: Won't the enemy see us.
Sean: Robotnik doesn't have any soldiers set up within five miles of here. Nobody leaves here until I come back, and Silverspoon, save me some hot chocolate.
Silverspoon: It'll be cold 의해 then.
Sean: Well at least I won't have to worry about burning my tongue. *leaves*

As soon as I stepped outside, it started snowing again.

Sean: *looks around, then enters shed 다음 to house*

When I entered the shed, I thought I heard the sound of a gun.

Sean: *turns on light*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Halt.
Sean: *Stops*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Turn around.
Sean: *turns around*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *Smiles* Good time getting here.
Sean: Yes, I have to agree with you. Did 당신 enjoy the journey?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Hardly. I nearly froze to death on that shitty plane. Why couldn't 당신 have provided me with something warm like a heated suit? I thought 당신 loved me.
Sean: All is fair in love, and war. Right now, we're dealing with both.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: What happened?
Sean: Colgate was killed when we jumped out. Her neck seemed bruised. Someone hit her with either the back of a knife, 또는 part of a gun.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: 당신 know who killed her?
Sean: Maybe, I'll just have to wait, and see what happens. Now listen, I need 당신 to meet me at a place inside Bethlehem. 의해 a bar called Alpine, there is a shed there 다음 to a building called Eisenwarengeschäft. Meet me there at 8:00 AM tomorrow.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: How do 당신 know these things? The Alpine Bar, and Eisenwarengeschäft?
Sean: *ignores her question*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I'm entitled to know.
Sean: You're entitled to know nothing. *turns off light*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: We've been working together for a long time now, and this is how 당신 act?
Sean: Yes, for the time being
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: If I were the marrying kind-
Sean: *kisses 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *hugs Sean* I thought 당신 were in a hurry.
Sean: Something came up. Something 20% cooler.

Nearby in the house

Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *sleeping*
Shredder: *taking gun apart*
Sean: *leaves shed, then opens door to house*
Shredder: *pulls out gun*
Sean: *enters*
Shredder: *puts away gun* What kept you?
Sean: Well, I was getting the address book, when a family came to me, and looked for a way back to their home. Thanks for waiting up for me.
Shredder: Not a problem.
Sean: *turns on radio, and tries to call Luna*
Shredder: *putting gun back together*
Sean: I can't get a clear reading.
Shredder: Probably the storm.
Sean: Yes. We'll try again first thing tomorrow.

The 다음 morning, we were walking through a forest.

Sean: *looks to the left* Shredder, come with me. The rest of 당신 stay here. *walks*
Shredder: *folllows*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stays*
Sean: *walking toward cliff*
Shredder: *Stops*
Sean: *stops*

In front of us was the castle. It was standing on 상단, 맨 위로 of a cliff.

Sean: *pulls out binoculars*
Shredder: This guy has to be crazy.
Sean: Yes, he always is. It's been Robotnik's dream to kill every single animal known in existance to make robots.
Shredder: He wants what?
Sean: Every part of the world will be paved, and the only people living there would be humans, and robots.
Shredder: Hm, that sounds a little nuts.
Sean: Well he is nuts. Now, I want 당신 to take the rest of our group over to the other end of the forest. Wait there for me, and be sure to stay behind the trees. *looks through binoculars to castle*
Shredder: *walks away*
Sean: *continues looking*

When Shredder went to get Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon they were nowhere to be found.

Shredder: This can't be good.

Nearby

Nazis: *taking Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon*

Back to me

Sean: *on radio* Broadsword calling Danny Boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy.
Featherweight: Danny Boy calling Broadsword, wait for Princess Luna.
Luna: This is Princess Luna, what is your current position?
Sean: Woods due west of castle, descending at dusk. Colgate dead, over.
Luna: Was Colgate killed accidentally?
Sean: No.
Luna: 의해 Robotnik's army?
Sean: No. Time of 다음 broadcast unknown. Will 당신 standby?
Luna: Spike, and I will standby until operation is complete, over. *stands up*
Spike: It looks as though you're right Princess.
Luna: Yes, I'm afraid so. Who else? Sean himself maybe.
Spike: Oh I doubt that. Some people have a sixth sense. Sean has a sixth, seventh, and an eighth.
Luna: Right, well I hope their successful. Otherwise this operation would be for nothing.

Shortly after that, Shredder was looking at the 성 through his binoculars.

Shredder: *looks at cable car station*

Suddenly I appeared right behind Shredder

Sean: *lays 다음 to him*
Shredder: Take a look down there.
Sean: *sees watchdogs* Dobermans. Just what they need, Dobermans, a guard tower, and a wired fence. It could be hard to get in there, but we'll have to if we're escaping.
Shredder: Yeah. If I'm not mistaken, those are some army barracks over there.
Sean: No mistake Shredder, those are high command areas for training pilots of the Luftwaffe.
Shredder: Luftwaffe? If anything sounds strange I don't have to learn about it.
Sean: I thought 당신 knew. Why do 당신 think we had Colgate with us? She was going to cast a spell on us to make us look like one of them. How else would we look like a Nazi soldier?
Shredder: Look Sean, this is a problem for whatever world 당신 came from. I live in this world, I don't know why the fuck this is happening.
Sean: Shredder you're here because this is your world being attacked.

A helicopter flew past us, but the pilot didn't see us.

At the castle

Nazis: *watching helicopter*
General Rosemeyer: *flying helicopter*
Nazis: *run out to greet general*
General Rosemeyer: *climbs out of helicopter*
Colonel Kramer: Hello General.
General Rosemeyer: Hi Colonel. I've got some good news.
Colonel Kramer: What is it?
General Rosemeyer: Twilight Sparkle got the changelings to 가입하기 us.
Colonel Kramer: That's good. How is Canterlot?
General Rosemeyer: Nothing has changed. Do 당신 like my machine?
Colonel Kramer: Seems a little dangerous.
General Rosemeyer: Well 당신 must try it.
Colonel Kramer: Ok. Major Wilherm, leader of the Luftwaffe.
Major Wilherm: *salutes*
Colonel Kramer: Major Jones, in charge of weaponry.
Major Jones: *salutes*
Colonel Kramer: Colonel Weissner, responsible for security.
Colonel Weissner: *salutes*
Colonel Kramer: Major Von Hapen, gestapo.
Major Von Hapen: *salutes*
General Rosemeyer: *looks at Major Von Hapen*

The major just stood there, with a serious look on his face, and his arm still up.

General Rosemeyer: *walks away*
Colonel Kramer: *follows* Is everything to your liking?
General Rosemeyer: There is one thing. Does Major Von Hapen know about Celestia?
Colonel Kramer: I have not yet informed the major about Princess Celestia.
General Rosemeyer: Great. If possible we must keep the gestapo out of this. We must deal with it ourselves, for the time being.
Colonel Kramer: What about those griffons?
General Rosemeyer: They'll be here in 20 minutes. In the meantime, we should relax, and plan ahead for the interrogation.

Outside of the 성 at a train depot.

Sean & Shredder: *waiting for train*
Engineer: *Gets train past*
Sean & Shredder: *pass tracks*
Doughnut Joe: Psst. Over here.
Sean: *runs to Doughnut Joe*
Shredder: *quietly follows*

We entered the shed to see 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Eisenwarengeschäft. Not too hard to find.
Sean: Good.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Actually I lied, Joe here helped me out.
Sean: Ok. 당신 can cast a spell on us to make the three of us look like Nazis right?
Doughtnut Joe: Right. Stand 다음 to each other.
Sean: *stands 다음 to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash*
Shredder: *stands 다음 to Sean*
Doughnut Joe: *performs spell*

After three 초 we looked like Nazis.

Sean: Alright. Nice. Now listen up. I was told about this yesterday, but I felt like I should tell 당신 now. The 조랑말 being held in that 성 is actually Princess Cadence disguised as Celestia. She casted a spell on herself to make it look like she was Celestia.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Who talked her into doing something like that?
Sean: Nobody, she volunteered.
Shredder: So it's only a matter of time before they realise they don't have Celestia.
Sean: Correct. Now, here's the plan to get her out...

The plan was discussed, and the three of us headed out of the shed. Doughnut Joe would meet us somewhere later.

Sean: *walks to bridge*
Shredder: *follows*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *follows*
Nazi guards: *checking papers*
Nazi soldiers: *waiting*
Sean: *speaking with german accent* I've been here many times of course, but it's not like the guard to forget the three of us.
Nazi guards: *open gate*
Shredder: So where's this club you're taking us to again?
Sean: It's the Alpine Bar.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Who runs it?
Sean: Make sure no one is around, and I'll tell you.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Nobody is around.
Sean: Vinyl Scratch.
Shredder: Are 당신 serious?
Sean: Yeah. She also made a spell on herself to look like a Nazi, and she sometimes goes into the castle. She can help Dash get in. Meanwhile, me and Shredder will set up some traps along the road to the airport we saw back at the woods.
Shredder: What do 당신 have planned?
Sean: We're going to set up wire traps. Now let's enter the bar.

The trio soon entered the bar, and looked for Vinyl Scratch.

Sean: 당신 two wait here, I'll find her. *walks through bar*
Vinyl Scratch: *disguised as waitress*
Sean: Vinyl.
Vinyl Scratch: Sean? What are 당신 doing here?
Sean: I have to rescue Princess Cadence from the Schloss Adler, but I need your help. You've got to act like 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's cousin.
Vinyl Scratch: Where is she?
Sean: Waiting 의해 the entrance. Now, I'm going to have her come to you, and 당신 have to act like cousins. Your name is Heidi, and your cousin is Maria. Got it?
Vinyl Scratch: Got it.
Sean: Ok. *walks to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* I found Vinyl.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Where is she?
Sean: The one wearing black, with brown hair.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Right *walks to Vinyl*

Meanwhile in the castle

Twilight: *activates hologram* Man, what's my objective Dr. Robotnik?
Robotnik: 당신 have done good work adding the griffons, and the changelings to our army. Now no one can defeat us.
Twilight: I've heard from a few of your men that we may have a few intruders.
Robotnik: Yes. Your sister, her brother, and her boyfriend.
Twilight: Ah, family. What could be worse then that?
Robotnik: 당신 must defeat them all. Don't dissapoint me.
Twilight: It will be done meine feuhrer. Heil Robotnik.
Robotnik: *turns off hologram*

Near the bar

Vinyl Scratch: We'll see 당신 later.
Sean: Ok, see 당신 there. *gets to bike*
Shredder: *enters sidecar*
Sean: 당신 got the explosives?
Shredder: Yeah.
Sean: Alright. Let's plant the traps. *rides bike*

At the cable car station

Major Von Hapen: What are 당신 two doing not in uniform?
Vinyl Scratch: Speak Deutsch! *pushes Major Von Hapen downstairs*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Unsere Seilbahn ist hier. *points at cable car*
Vinyl Scratch: *enters cable car*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *follows*

And the two of them were soon on their way to the castle

Back to me, and Shredder.

Shredder: *placing traps*
Sean: *rides to tree* This is close enough to the road *places trap*
Shredder: *places trap on pole* All set.
Sean: Great. Make sure they're set to delay.
Shredder: They're on delay.
Sean: Good. *rides to Shredder*
Shredder: *enters sidecar*
Sean: *drives away*

Let's take a look at Vinyl, and 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash again.

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *enters castle*
Vinyl Scratch: *follows*
Leiutenant Schwarts: Hello frauleins. May I see your papers?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash & Vinyl Scratch: *give leiutenant papers*
Colonel Kramer: *watching*
Leiutenant Schwarts: Follow me to your room. *walks*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash & Vinyl Scratch: *follow*
Colonel Kramer: Finally. Some 더 많이 ladies in the castle.
Twilight: Man, what 당신 talkin bout?
Colonel Kramer: Two female soldiers just arrived.
Twilight: And so will the griffons! Now 당신 be on your best behavior around them.

Back to me, and Shredder

Sean: *stops bike 다음 to shed*
Shredder: *hops out sidecar*
Sean: *enters shed* Put one bag in the bus, and see if 당신 can start the engine.
Shredder: *goes in bus*
Sean: *looks out of hole in door*
Nazis: *pass by*
Sean: *slowly moves door* (Should be easy to break down with the bus)
Shredder: *Checks engine*
Sean: How's it going over there?
Shredder: Try, and get it to start.
Sean: *sits in driver seat*

With one turn of the key, the bus roared to life.

Shredder: *closes hood*
Sean: *turns off bus* Excellent. Let's go.

After leaving the shed, me, and Shredder spotted three trucks arriving at a cable car station 의해 our position.

Nazis: *open doors* Move.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *get out of truck*
Sean: This way. *walks to station*
Shredder: *Follows*
Sean: *climbs ladder*
Diamond Tiara: *walks to cable car*
Silverspoon: *follows*
Nazi captain: Yes, Captain Mulloch with two prisoners.
Cable car operator: Alright. *moves cable car*

At the 상단, 맨 위로 of the station Diamond Tiara was at, I was waiting for the cable car to go.

Sean: *gets on roof of cable car*
Shredder: *gets on*
Sean: *kneels*
Shredder: *sits*

Inside the castle

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *walks to door*
Nazi soldier: *passes*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *knocks on door*

No response

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *enters room*

Nobody was in the room

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *looks out window with binoculars*
Sean & Shredder: *on cable car*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *grabs 500 feet of rope*
Sean: *waiting on car*
Shredder: *looks down*
Nazis: *driving truck*
Sean: *looks down*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *ties end of rope to ceiling, and throws other end to ground*
Sean: *stands up*
Shredder: *stands up*
Sean: *looks at other cable car station*
Nazis: *working*
Sean: *gets on roof*
Shredder: *follows*
Sean: *about to climb*

Just as I was about to make it to the top, I slid to the bottom.

Sean: *trying to get up*
Shredder: *reaches out hand*
Sean: *reaches out hand*
Shredder: *hand*
Sean: *grabs hand*
Shredder: *pulls Sean up*
Sean: Thanks *walks*
Shredder: *follows*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *waiting in castle*
Sean: *sees rope*
Shredder: *looks up*
Sean: *puts down two bags* Leave the one on the left behind, and tie the other one to the end of the rope *climbs up*
Shredder: *ties bag to right on rope*
Sean: *climbing up*

Suddenly I heard music

Sean: *looks out window*
Nazis: *sleeping*
Sean: (Must be drunk) *Continues to climb*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *pulls Sean up*
Sean: Oh god *breathes heavily*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: 당신 shouldn't be going on these crazy missions, you're too young.
Sean: *sits down* Thank 당신 for those kind words, even though we're the same age.
Shredder: *climbs up*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *looks down* What's on the rope?
Sean: A bag of supplies. We'll need it for our escape.
Shredder: *Enters*
Sean: Nice work Shredder *pulls up rope*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: So, how are we going to do this?
Sean: In fifteen minutes, 당신 will meet me, and Shredder at the golden hall. Get a suitcase of guns, explosives, and ammunition set up.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: With pleasure
Sean: *brings bag up* This has some of the equipment you'll have to put in the suitcase.
Shredder: When are we going to the golden hall?
Sean: Soon, but first we gotta take care of something.

What we had to take care of was the helicopter pilot.

Sean: *sees helicopter* They're going to fly Celestia out of here.
Shredder: What do we do?
Sean: Go into the radio room. When the pilot comes, kill him.
Shredder: Alright *goes to radio room*
Radio operator: *sitting*
Shredder: Hello?
Radio Operator: *looks back*
Shredder: *kills radio operator*
Sean: *checks watch*
Nazi soldier: *walking dog*
Sean: *walks to pilot* Are 당신 the pilot?
Nazi Pilot: Yes sir.
Sean: There's a call for 당신 from Dr. Robotnik. It's in that radio room.
Nazi pilot: *goes to radio room*
Sean: Mind if I wait 의해 the 불, 화재 with 당신 leiutenant?
Nazi Leiutenant: No sir, go right ahead.
Sean: *warms hands* Getting pretty chilly, isn't it?
Nazi Leiutenant: Oh yes it is.
Nazi pilot: *walks in radio room*
Radio operator: *dead*
Nazi pilot: *walks to radio operator*
Shredder: *Stabs pilot*
Nazi pilot: *dies*

Shortly after that

Sean: *Arrives* 당신 did good.
Shredder: Yeah, well 당신 know how it is. What do we do now?
Sean: Now we must go rescue Princess Cadence. Hopefully, the Nazis didn't get any info out of her, 또는 find that she's not Celestia. *walks out of radio room*
Shredder: *follows*

Eventually we reached the golden hall

Sean: *waiting 의해 stairs*
General Rosemeyer: Now listen, we have to know about Manehattan, and how to take it over, so why don't 당신 just tell us?
Cadence: *disguised as Celestia* No thank you.
Sean: She's doing good so far
Shredder: Yeah.
Colonel Kramer: I can't believe 당신 won't tell us.
General Rosemeyer: For the 8th time, tell us about Manehattan.
Cadence: My name is Princess Celestia, and I am the ruler of Equestria.
Colonel Kramer: Are 당신 trying to tell us something 의해 saying that?
General Rosemeyer: I think she means that we'll be attacked if we keep her here.
Colonel Kramer: Celestia, I'm sure 당신 noticed, but the leiutenant here is a trained nurse.
Leiutenant Schwarts: *pulls out syringes*
Colonel Kramer: She can heal people, but she can also hurt them.

Meanwhile in 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's room

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *putting weapons in suitcase*
Major Von Hapen: *walks to 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's door*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *grabs explosives*
Major Von Hapen: *knocks on door*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Just a moment.
Major Von Hapen: *knocks on door*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *closes suitcase* Come in.
Major Von Hapen: *opens door*
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Ah, major. How nice to see 당신 again.
Major Von Hapen: Same to you. I must admit after what happened at the cable car station you've won your way into my heart.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: That's nice. Should we go on a date?
Major Von Hapen: Yes we should. We'll go to the alpine bar.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: 당신 like it there?
Major Von Hapen: Yes, I remember going to a similar place like that in Dusseldorf.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Where's that?
Major Von Hapen: Germany. I was a student there for many years from, 1929 to 1933.

Cadence was still disguised as Celestia when this happened

Colonel Kramer: *raises glass* To health gentlemen. *drinks*
Others: *drink*
Cadence: *does not drink*
Colonel Kramer: You're not drinking Princess Celestia.
Cadence: I shouldn't. I've got to remain sober for when I return to Canterlot.
Colonel Kramer: If 당신 return to Canterlot.
General Rosemeyer: It all depends on whether she talks 또는 not.
Colonel Kramer: You're right. It also depends on two other things.
Cadence: What do 당신 mean?
Nazi: *brings Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon to them*
Colonel Kramer: These two are a part of our army. We'll be sending them to their 집 to check on Ponyville, and keep things in line.
Diamond Tiara: Back to Ponyville? Are 당신 mad? Not with Sean the hedgehog, and Shredder still around.
Silverspoon: Where are they anyway?
Colonel Kramer: We believe they are not here. Instead they're making their way out of Bethlehem, and getting to Fillydelphia. Now Celestia, does this change your personality? Will 당신 give us the info we need to attack Manehattan?
Cadence: Nothing has changed.
Colonel Kramer: Most unfortunate.
Lieutenant Schwarts: *grabs syringe*
Sean: *walks to stairs*
Shredder: *Follows*
Cadence: *waits in chair*
Sean: *reaches bottom of stairs* Just a wonderful 일 to kill a princess-
Diamond Tiara: *stands up*
Sean: Don't move.
Colonel Kramer: *picks up phone*
Sean: No, I advise 당신 not to Colonel. Me, and the lieutenant here have everything under control. Lieutenant, drop the gun.
Shredder: What?
Sean: Drop that gun, and sit down.
Shredder: *drops gun* What the fuck are 당신 talking about?
Sean: Sit down.
Shredder: *Sits down* Major, if I live to be 100.
Sean: You're nothing lieutenant. Nothing, but a punk. A 초 rate punk.
Colonel Kramer: If I might say something major?
Sean: All in good time colonel. All in good time. I was about to simply tell 당신 about the princess, but first we must get some things down first. Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon here are traitors, and idiots.
Silverspoon: Don't listen to him Colonel, that's bulls-
Sean: Shut it.
Silverspoon: *Stays quiet*
Sean: Allow me to introduce myself. Major Johann Schmidt, SS military intelligence.
Colonel Kramer: Can 당신 prove that?
Sean: Certainly, but before I do I want 당신 to call down one of your guards. I know fancy talking, and how to make things interesting.
Colonel Kramer: *grabs phone*

At the alpine bar

Major Von Hapen: French? I seem to remember that the cathedral was on the other side of the square.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Wow.
Major Von Hapen: Of course, everyone makes mistakes, ja?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yeah, it's pretty easy to forget. *rubs head*
Major Von Hapen: *looks at 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash* Fraulein, 당신 seem to be a little bit distracted. Is it the drinks?
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yeah. Can we go 집 please?
Major Von Hapen: Of course. Follow me, and I'll take 당신 to the cable car.

Back at the castle

Sean: *drinking whiskey* Right. Now that we're all comfortable I think it's time to talk about who everyone is, and what they're doing here. Now first the lieutenant *points to Shredder* He's an assassin. A member of the American O.S.S. His job is to shoot 당신 colonel, and 당신 General Rosemeyer. Now we go to these two fillies here. Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon claim to be a part of the Nazis, but really they are in the 조랑말 alliance.
Silverspoon: That's not true
Colonel Kramer: Let him finish!!
Sean: Their job was to get a job for your army, being 프렌즈 with Twilight Sparkle, and all, just to trick you.
Diamond Tiara: That's also not true. 당신 can't prove any of this!
Sean: I can't? Any denials lieutenant?
Shredder: *stays quiet*
Sean: Now, Celestia *grabs pistol* Why don't 당신 show us who 당신 really are.
Cadence: *does nothing*
Sean: *shoots Cadence's chair*
Cadence: *gets rid of disguise* My name is Princess Cadence, I don't rule Canterlot. However I do rule the Crystal Empire.
Sean: Thank you. Having successfully defeated the Nazi forces in Canterlot during the Grand Galloping Gala, what was the 다음 part of our plan? To sabotage the Nazi's plan of attack. How? Create a fake plane crash, with someone disguised as Celestia on board, and allow herself to be tortured, and brought here just to allow a perfect excuse for soldiers of the 조랑말 alliance to rescue her.
General Rosemeyer: And 당신 Major Schmidt? What were your orders?
Sean: To make my way out of Bethlehem, and getting to Fillydelphia.
Colonel Kramer: That's incredible.
Sean: It certainly is.
General Rosemeyer: 당신 are going to give us proof of who 당신 are.
Sean: Certainly General. The proof is in three parts, first if I'm not who I say I am what am I doing here? What can I hold against the Third Reich? Maybe.. *looks at Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon* It was these two, being confused on which side to join, so they attack both for no reason.
Silverspoon: We all work through contacts! It wasn't neccesary, 또는 안전한, 안전 for us to know where our orders are coming from!
Sean: That's true, especially since I know his name, and 당신 don't *shows name to Colonel Kramer* 초 General, 당신 have a very powerful radio transmitter. Get a call to Dr. Robotnik in Mobius.

In Mobius

Shadow: *walks into Robotnik's room* Dr? Dr?!
Robotnik: *waking up*
Shadow: Dr!!
Robotnik: What?
Shadow: It's Colonel Kramer from the Schloss Adler on the telephone. *grabs telephone* He says it's very urgent.
Robotnik: *takes phone* Yeah? Dr. Robotnik speaking. Yeah Colonel?
Colonel Kramer: Can 당신 describe him?
Robotnik: That will not be neccesary. Ask him to show 당신 his right forearm.
Colonel Kramer: May I see your right forearm?
Sean: Sure *shows right forearm*
Robotnik: Now two parallel scars should be there three centimeters above.
Colonel Kramer: The scars are there.
Robotnik: Ask how did he get them.
Colonel Kramer: How did 당신 get those?
Sean: I was born with them.
Colonel Kramer: He says he was born with them.
Robotnik: That is right. So tell him he's a traitor!
Sean: Tell him he's a renegade.
Robotnik: *laughs* And honestly, he sounds so much like Sean The Hedgehog.
Colonel Kramer: Thank 당신 Dr.
Robotnik: No, thank 당신 colonel. Good night. *hangs up* Give me the water!
Shadow: *gives Robotnik glass of water*

Returning to the Schloss Adler

Sean: As 당신 know Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon are careless imbecules. They even hate everypony in Ponyville, and decided to rebel against them.
Silverspoon: There's something very wrong Colonel. I don't doubt who Schmidt is, but there has been some mistake!
Sean: Yes, and you're the ones who made it. Schwarts, would 당신 be good enough to get everyone paper, and a pencil? We're going to find out everyone's side of the story.
Lieutenant Schwarts: *goes to get papers, and pencils*

At 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's room in the castle

Major Von Hapen: Good night Maria. *kisses 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash's hand* 당신 are a charming girl.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Thank you.
Major Von Hapen: We must get to know each other a little bit more.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: Yes, we must. *goes to her room*
Major Von Hapen: *suddenly thinks* Something doesn't feel right *walks down hall*
Diamond Tiara: *writing*
Silverspoon: *writing*
Sean: *watching*
Major Von Hapen: *walks past helicopter*
Sean: *shows 책 to General* Any one of these will do.
General Rosemeyer: *smokes cigarette*
Shredder: *looks at gun on floor*
Sean: *gives book to Colonel Kramer* Fühlen Sie sich frei, um in dort zu suchen.
Colonel Kramer: *looks in books*

All the pages were empty

Colonel Kramer: *sweating* GUARD!!
Sean: *kills guard*
Shredder: *grabs gun*
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stand up*
Shredder: Just relax. *looks at Sean* A 초 rate punk, huh?
Sean: Yeah, that was all I could think of at the time.
Shredder: Thanks, that just makes it much worse.
Sean: Sorry.
Colonel Kramer: Is that all 당신 wanted? Those books?
Sean: Yeah, according to those two fillies they really wanted to be part of your army.
Colonel Kramer: Then they aren't careless imbecules!
Sean: Yes, I'm afraid so. We had a bunch of good info being lost, and useless information coming in. But we knew we couldn't prove what was going on even if we could.
General Rosemeyer: And what about those names?
Sean: Something tells me that they will come to good use. *takes all notebooks* Thank 당신 for your time.
Major Von Hapen: STAY WHERE 당신 ARE!! *at bottom of stairs* I advise everyone to be perfectly still.
Cadence & General Rosemeyer: *staying still*
Major Von Hapen: Drop your gun Major.
Sean: *drops gun*
Major Von Hapen: 당신 too Lieutenant.
Shredder: *drops gun*
Major Von Hapen: 의해 the 불, 화재 please.
Shredder: *moves 다음 to fire*
Colonel Kramer: *stands up* Thank christ you're here Major. They we're just about to-
Major Von Hapen: Sit down, colonel!!
Colonel Kramer: *sits*
Major Von Hapen: *walks down stairs* Everyone remains as he is, until I find out what exactly is going on here.
Colonel Kramer: What do 당신 mean? *stands up* I'm sure 당신 can see perfectly what's going on-
Major Von Hapen: SIT!! down colonel.
Colonel Kramer: *sits*
Sean: It's perfectly simple major. The lieutenant, and myself have been uncovering the clues on who's been trying to assassinate Robotnik.
General Rosemeyer: *Stands up* THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS!!
Major Von Hapen: General!! Sit down
General Rosemeyer: *sits*
Sean: They're all guilty of betraying the third reich. Just before 당신 interrupted us, I was placing this whole group underarrest.
Colonel Kramer: THEY WERE HERE TO GET NAMES OF GERMAN AGENTS WORKING FOR THE 조랑말 ALLIANCE!!!!!!!
Sean: I don't expect 당신 to believe me Major, but 당신 certainly will once I show 당신 the names in these books.
Major Von Hapen: Let me see them.
Sean: *walks to Major Von Hapen*
Major Von Hapen: Careful Major. Very slowly.

At the other side of the door to the golden hall

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *runs to door* (My disguise is fading. I'm turning back into a pony)
Major Von Hapen: Bring them here.
Sean: *slowly walks to major*
Major Von Hapen: Bring them here!
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *enters room*
Major Von Hapen: *looks*
Shredder: *Grabs silenced pistol* Sean
Sean: *ducks*
Shredder: *kills Major Von Hapen*
Colonel Kramer: *grabs telephone*
Shredder: *kills Colonel Kramer*
General Rosemeyer: *Grabs gun*
Shredder: *kills General Rosemeyer*
Lieutenant Schwarts: *runs to door*
Shredder: *kills Lieutenant Schwarts*
Sean: Come on get up!
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *stand up*
Sean: Put your hooves up.
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *slowly put hooves up*
Sean: Put your hooves up!!
Diamond Tiara & Silverspoon: *put hooves up*
Sean: Cadence, take the Colonel's gun. Dash bring that bag over here.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: *brings suitcase*
Sean: 당신 were late.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: At least I showed up.

Our disguises faded away, and we turned back to normal
posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Fillydelphia, 1992

Case 크래커 is driving out of Fillydelphia with his marefriend, Sprocket.

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this 조랑말 named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?
Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my 총 from the 장갑 compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!


SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case 크래커 at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told 당신 that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: 저기요 Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case...
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 Sick design, "okay" character
Sick design, "okay" character
This movie series has been 더 많이 또는 less forgotten over time.. Probably only remembered because of Nostaglia Critics review.

[Ghost Rider 조랑말 video]
link

Anyway.. Lets start with the "bear suit" 코끼리 of the room.. Cage..

I grew up with the Natural Treasure movies. Which is basically like Mission Impossible.. So I never knew Nichael as the "crazy lunatic" I know him as now.. I actually thought he was a ligitimentally good actor.. Even in Con Air..
When I got old I saw the other side of him.. I think Ghost Rider 2 was my first view of it. Cage was clearly having WAY to much fun.

Anyway.. Not...
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#1: RAYES:
The whole thing with Arabraham Rayes is sad when 당신 think about it.. Mexico was overruled 의해 the sadistic pedophile, Agustin Allente of the mexican army.. It's not hard to see why everyone wants him dead. And after killing De Santa, and that one eyed guy.. 당신 finally put a bullet in him and Bill Williamson. And Mexico belongs to Abraham Rayes.. But Rayes quickly proves thoughout the events of the story not to be the heroic man that the rebels, and espically Luisa, believe him yo be. She thinks he loves her. But John awkwardly finds him having sex with some woman, not even any memory...
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#1: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: To help his case, Josh points out a Steven Hawking quote.. Cause as a atheist 당신 have to believe every quote Hawking ever said ever. Other wise God is real.


#2: GODS CLUB:
Michael: Before we begin. I wanna take a moment of silence.
Snob: Well, okay, nothing wrong there.
Student: (storms out, offended)
Snob: Oh yeah, this movie doesn't take place in reality.


#3: GODS NOT DEAD:
Snob: So professor Robbinson has everyone sign a paper saying "Gods not dead". So God will not be a debate. Whatever dipshit, your the one who brought it up.


#4: GODS NOT DEAD:
Josh: it was said that...
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#1: LAMAR:
Lets be honest.. Lamar isn't excatly the most likable character in the game.. He has to be one of biggest idiots of the whole game.. Kidnapping a gangster who has known him from when they were childrun, with a Paper-Thin Disguise (which he removes at the worst of times). Oh, and letting him know you're coming instead of sneaking up on him.. And then using his own phone to announce his ransom. Any criminal ever knows NEVER use a cell phone... Shortly followed 의해 agreeing to a secret meeting with said person. After he KNOWS it was you.. Franklin frequently has to save him, usually...
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posted by Canada24
So I watched 2 영화 for reviews.. The other was Jaws the revenge.. Cause people 사랑 my negative reviews, and I am NOT reviewing any 더 많이 Snuff films.

How was this movie not suppose to be a comedy. 의해 nature, it's so over the top. It's not really very scary.. Well, at the time it probably was.

I'm not saying that as bad thing.. I like that about it.. It's what makes Brad Dourif so great in this role.. He's so over the top. But he seems to be doing it on purpose..

It's what in my option makes Chucky scary (if anything was too).. Not only is he a doll, which for a kid in Andy's position is scary...
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Creepypastas.. Most of these stories couldn’t scare me no matter what, but there is a certain entertainment about them.. And there are some actually really amazing ones.. heck even a little scary. A LOT scary when narrated 의해 THATCREEPYREADING..

#10: CUPCAKES:
I know this is the dumbest, most overrated, non scary, story ever., but I have a soft spot of it for one thing. The narrations.. This is such amazing narrations, and mood setting.. It really inspired me as a fellow writer myself.,

#9: SLENDERMAN:
While Jeff the killer is a creepy story ruined 의해 over exposer and annoying fans.. Slenderman...
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Walking Dead is past it's prime 의해 this point.. It started out good.. Than got "okay".. Than awesome.. Now "meh"

Breaking bad however.. Started out cool. Than Meh.. Than, 호랑 가시 나무, 홀리 SHIT THIS INTENSE!!

Here are my 가장 좋아하는 moments.. And the most disturbing, moments..

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#10: TUCO IN GENERAL:
When we first meet him, he's actually fairly quiet which makes him seem like a character who's all business. But when Jessie asks for his payment, Tuco at first calmly goes along with it, putting money in the bag, but when Jessie reaches for it. Tuco...
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#1: COLE PHELPS:
Some people would disagree.. I find Cole Phelps one of the most likeable video game characters.. He doesn't give a shit about the fame, 또는 the money.. Only thing considered selfish, is he's trying to feel better about himself.. And I hated him for cheating on his wife the first time.. But I get it now.. In most causes of PTSD, the person has trouble to their wife, who don't understood what it was like out there.. Elsa was troubled. She better understood.. All it does is make 당신 hate Roy that much more. Marie did not "need" to know about what was likely a one time thing..


#2:...
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#1: ANNIE WILKES:
We totally get that crazy fandom that can drive 당신 to extremes. But 당신 know, waiting on line all night to get into a Comic-Con panel is one thing. Another thing to kidnap your 가장 좋아하는 author, breaking his legs with a sledge hammer (in the book she friggin chops off his finger), and murdering a cop. But hey, she has a certain entertainment value.


#2: THE JOKER:
The Clown Prince of Crime is beloved 의해 팬 for how deliciously devious he can be. Every version of the character (and there are many) finds a unique way to get under our skin 의해 utterly devastating Batman, and one...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:



Of coarse he had to be number 1.

We all 사랑 Trevor, but we 사랑 him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.

He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never show hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).

Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...
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I never noticed until now, how truly EVIL this ring is..

It's has a mind of it's own. Orginally created with the sole purpose of letting Sauron rule the world.

And Prince Isildur of Gondor cuts the One Ring off of Sauron's finger, unfortantly Isildur becomes almost immediately corrupted to it. preventing him from destroying it in Mount Doom. And the ring betrays Isildur for killing it's master and surrviving Orcs murder the prince, and ring is 로스트 for 2,500 years.

But than its discovered 의해 Smeagol’s cousin Deagol, who stares at it obessively.. Smeagel comes to check on him, and also becomes...
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1.To provoke a response from the actors in the scene in "Freddy's Cave", the photographs they found were Polaroids of little girls mixed with real Polaroids taken from medical surgeries.

2.It is the 8th highest grossing slasher film of all time.

3.Their main 출처 of inspiration was The Dark Knight (2008).

4.Jackie Earle Haley accidentally cut Kyle Gallner's chest with the Freddy 장갑 while filming a scene. Haley didn't realize what he had done until the scene was finished.

5.They wanted Jackie Earle Haley to play Freddy because they loved his 왓치맨 screen test.

6.At 5'6", Jackie Earle Haley...
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According to Cinema Snob this movie use to be called

"Rape and revenge"

Really gives away the ending, doesn't it?

This movie is banned in my own country.
And for good reason.

Any SANE person would be left with this reaction.



You know.. The same one from Cannibal Halocoast.. 또는 the Twilight movies.

The film is noted for its controversial depiction of graphic violence, nudity, obscene language, and lengthy depictions of gang rape which take up 30 분 of the film's runtime.

Yeah.. Who wants to spent 30 분 watching some poor woman getting assaulted 의해 hillbillies simply cause she has tits...
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In my opinion, it's 더 많이 depressing than scary


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I like to think I live a nice life. I own a cozy, 3 bedroom 집 in a quiet neighborhood in the suburbs. I have a wife I care about deeply and a 9 년 old son who is my world. I enjoy my job as an accountant, and I'm well recognized in the community. I can confidently say I greatly enjoy living and appreciate all that I have earned. I only wish my entire life had been like this.

You see, throughout my teens and early adulthood, I suffered from severe anxiety issues stemming from an...
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I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total 암캐, 암 캐 when 당신 think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge 나귀, 엉덩이 crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...
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I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this show the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And I'm usually mixed about them. So that says a lot..

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

 Chedder Priest
Chedder Priest


That is his only known name.. I'm not sure what's so...
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Why on earth did I stop last time.. Season 3 is friggin awesome.. I clearly wasn't patient enough last time..

PLOT:
Walter wishes to reunite his family, but Skyler is still suspicious of Walter's 초 life. Walter believes he can mend the tension between them 의해 confessing to her that he has been producing meth. Skyler is appalled 의해 the confession and demands a formal divorce. Meanwhile, Gus offers to pay Walter US$3M for three months of his service. He even offers to provide Walter with a state-of-the-art production facility and a brilliant lab assistant, Gale (David Costabile). Jesse is...
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This was deleted for some reason.. So redoing it..


#1: HARMING/KILLING CHILDREN:
As bad as Trevor Phillips can get.
Joker is still worse.
Joker has no boundaries, he grabbed Robin hostage when he was still a little kid in the show, tortured him for weeks on straight, and made the poor boy go insane.
Joker would burn down a orphanage full of sick childrun because he's "bored".
He does something even worse.
The Joker gives unsuspecting children poisoned cotton candy, and the children instantly died, but does the Joker feel remorse?
No he just laughs maniacally..


#2: KILLING PEOPLE WITH SHARDS OF GLASS:...
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