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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 38
Nothing But The Truth
February 25, 1954
The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.
Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon Suite against Pierce Hawkins. Will the offensive side please stand.
Gordon & Coffee Creme: *Standing up*
Judge: Gordon Suite. Do 당신 swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Gordon: Yes your honor.
Judge: The same goes to 당신 Coffee Creme. Do 당신 swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Coffee Creme: Oui.
Judge: Excuse me?
Coffee Creme: That was french for yes. I'm french.
Judge: And now for the defendant.
Hawkeye: *Stands up*
Judge: Pierce Hawkins. Do 당신 swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Judge: Alright. This court is now in session. The offense may speak.
Gordon: It was February 20, 1954. At precisely 8:00 AM this happened.
Cheyenne Wyoming Train station.
February 20, 1954
Pete: Gordon, I'm going on a vacation, and I want 당신 to be in charge while I'm away.
Gordon: Yes sir.
Pete: Follow the orders on the wall, and everything will be good.
Gordon: Sure thing.
February 25, 1954
Judge: 당신 never did do what your boss Pete Reimer told 당신 to do, did you?
Gordon: Oh I did. Nopony listened to me.
20 분 later
Judge: Did 당신 like having Gordon be your boss?
Stylo: No I did not.
Judge: Why not?
Stylo: Because he was rude, arrogant, and very careless.
Judge: What made him all three of those things he said?
Stylo: Gordon did the opposite of what he was supposed to do, and tried to make us work like slaves.
Judge: That will be all Stylo. 당신 may step down.
Stylo: Thank you.
After Stylo gave his testimony, it was Gordon's turn to speak in court.
Judge: Now, tell us exactly what happened on the morning of February 20, 1954.
Gordon: I was telling everypony what to do.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Okay, get to work now!
Jeff: We're fixing the tracks as fast as we can.
Gordon: Well it's not fast enough.
Hawkeye: Gordon, I just brought a freight in from Denver.
Gordon: Well take it back to Denver.
Hawkeye: I can't believe this! You're giving us too much work! I won't stand for it.
Gordon: And what are 당신 going to do about it?
Hawkeye: I'm gonna beat 당신 up for it! *Pushes Gordon onto ground, and kicks him*
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954
Judge: Pierce, did any of that really happen?
Hawkeye: Well, I will admit there were some facts in what Gordon said. It did take place in February 20, 1954, and we were in Cheyenne. Other then that, it was pure fiction. The real truth was this.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Keep working now!
Jeff: We already finished our work.
Gordon: Oh, well take the tracks apart, and fix them again!
Hawkeye: Gordon, the point of being in charge is to make sure everypony does their work. You're making them ruin their work, and do it over.
Gordon: It was ruined once they started.
Hawkeye: It was ruined when 당신 were put in charge.
Gordon: I am a great leader!
Hawkeye: Yeah, if we were all pissed off, and overweight like you.
Gordon: Take that back! *Tries to 펀치 Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Ducks*
Stylo: Hey, what's going on?
Gordon: Pierce is disobeying orders.
Stylo: And who wouldn't? Your orders are very pointless, and requires a lot of stupidity to understand.
Gordon: 당신 can go quit if 당신 don't like it here.
Stylo: Nah, I wanna work.
Gordon: Well 당신 will not do your job. If 당신 try to do what you're supposed to do, 당신 will be fired.
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954.
Judge: He did all that?
Hawkeye: It's sad, but true.
Judge: Thank you. Coffee Creme, please tell us your side of the story.
Coffee Creme: Gordon was doing his job, and he was doing very well.
Pete: Objection.
Hawkeye: Thank goodness, another 조랑말 on the good side.
Pete: I had Coffee Creme go all the way to St. Foalis before putting Gordon in charge. She was nowhere near Cheyenne when I left.
Judge: Is that true Coffee Creme?
Coffee Creme: *Sighs* Yes.
Judge: This court will now be in recess for half an hour.
Hawkeye: How am I doing?
Pete: Good. Just keep it up. All we have to do now is hear Percy, and Jeff's side of the story.
Hawkeye: What about Orion?
Pete: 당신 really want that nutjob to help?
Hawkeye: No, I was just asking.
Pete: Oh.
Jeff was soon sitting 다음 to the judge.
Judge: It appears that everypony is saying 당신 were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the 일 February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did 당신 think of Gordon's actions when he told 당신 to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: 당신 can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if 당신 will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset 의해 what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When 당신 say surprised, do 당신 mean like an angry kind of surprised, 또는 just surprised?
Jeff: Just surprised. I don't get angry that much.
Judge: Thank 당신 Jeffery. 당신 may sit down now.
Jeff: *Goes back to Pete*
Judge: Up next, Percy.
Percy: *Goes to sit 다음 to judge*
Judge: Percy, it seems that you, and Jeff are very good acquaintances.
Percy: That's correct. We do get along well together.
Judge: And on February 20, 1954, when 당신 saw that Gordon was in charge, how did 당신 feel?
Percy: ....
Judge: Percy, speak.
Percy: I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous.
Judge: That's alright, most of us are nervous too. Please answer my question.
Percy: When I saw Gordon in charge, I was very sad.
Judge: That will be all. The jury will arise.
Jury Ponies: We here find that Pierce Hawkins is not guilty.
Judge: Thank you. Pierce, 당신 did nothing wrong. 당신 were just disobeying pointless orders given to 당신 의해 an idiot. Case dismissed.
Gordon: I am not an idiot!
Judge: Watch it, 또는 you'll be sent in jail for contempt of court.
Gordon: Sorry. *Leaves*
Later that 일 at the train station.
Pete: I knew 당신 would win.
Hawkeye: When you're in court against a fat dumbass, it's pretty easy to win.
Stylo: I agree.
Pete: Me too.
Red Rose: Same here.
Snowflake: Hooray for Hawkeye.
Everypony: *Cheering*
But at the trainyard.
Gordon: I can't believe everypony in Equestria is against us.
Coffee Creme: We tried our best. Sooner 또는 later, we'll get another attempt to attack.
Gordon: We aren't really gonna attack them, are we?
Coffee Creme: Of course not. *Kissing Gordon*
Gordon: Oh yeah. *Kissing Coffee Creme*
The End
On the 다음 episode of Ponies On The Rails
The mafia strikes back.
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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 38
Nothing But The Truth
February 25, 1954
The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.
Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon Suite against Pierce Hawkins. Will the offensive side please stand.
Gordon & Coffee Creme: *Standing up*
Judge: Gordon Suite. Do 당신 swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Gordon: Yes your honor.
Judge: The same goes to 당신 Coffee Creme. Do 당신 swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Coffee Creme: Oui.
Judge: Excuse me?
Coffee Creme: That was french for yes. I'm french.
Judge: And now for the defendant.
Hawkeye: *Stands up*
Judge: Pierce Hawkins. Do 당신 swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Judge: Alright. This court is now in session. The offense may speak.
Gordon: It was February 20, 1954. At precisely 8:00 AM this happened.
Cheyenne Wyoming Train station.
February 20, 1954
Pete: Gordon, I'm going on a vacation, and I want 당신 to be in charge while I'm away.
Gordon: Yes sir.
Pete: Follow the orders on the wall, and everything will be good.
Gordon: Sure thing.
February 25, 1954
Judge: 당신 never did do what your boss Pete Reimer told 당신 to do, did you?
Gordon: Oh I did. Nopony listened to me.
20 분 later
Judge: Did 당신 like having Gordon be your boss?
Stylo: No I did not.
Judge: Why not?
Stylo: Because he was rude, arrogant, and very careless.
Judge: What made him all three of those things he said?
Stylo: Gordon did the opposite of what he was supposed to do, and tried to make us work like slaves.
Judge: That will be all Stylo. 당신 may step down.
Stylo: Thank you.
After Stylo gave his testimony, it was Gordon's turn to speak in court.
Judge: Now, tell us exactly what happened on the morning of February 20, 1954.
Gordon: I was telling everypony what to do.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Okay, get to work now!
Jeff: We're fixing the tracks as fast as we can.
Gordon: Well it's not fast enough.
Hawkeye: Gordon, I just brought a freight in from Denver.
Gordon: Well take it back to Denver.
Hawkeye: I can't believe this! You're giving us too much work! I won't stand for it.
Gordon: And what are 당신 going to do about it?
Hawkeye: I'm gonna beat 당신 up for it! *Pushes Gordon onto ground, and kicks him*
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954
Judge: Pierce, did any of that really happen?
Hawkeye: Well, I will admit there were some facts in what Gordon said. It did take place in February 20, 1954, and we were in Cheyenne. Other then that, it was pure fiction. The real truth was this.
Cheyenne Trainstation
February 20, 1954
Gordon: Keep working now!
Jeff: We already finished our work.
Gordon: Oh, well take the tracks apart, and fix them again!
Hawkeye: Gordon, the point of being in charge is to make sure everypony does their work. You're making them ruin their work, and do it over.
Gordon: It was ruined once they started.
Hawkeye: It was ruined when 당신 were put in charge.
Gordon: I am a great leader!
Hawkeye: Yeah, if we were all pissed off, and overweight like you.
Gordon: Take that back! *Tries to 펀치 Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Ducks*
Stylo: Hey, what's going on?
Gordon: Pierce is disobeying orders.
Stylo: And who wouldn't? Your orders are very pointless, and requires a lot of stupidity to understand.
Gordon: 당신 can go quit if 당신 don't like it here.
Stylo: Nah, I wanna work.
Gordon: Well 당신 will not do your job. If 당신 try to do what you're supposed to do, 당신 will be fired.
Cheyenne Courthouse
February 25, 1954.
Judge: He did all that?
Hawkeye: It's sad, but true.
Judge: Thank you. Coffee Creme, please tell us your side of the story.
Coffee Creme: Gordon was doing his job, and he was doing very well.
Pete: Objection.
Hawkeye: Thank goodness, another 조랑말 on the good side.
Pete: I had Coffee Creme go all the way to St. Foalis before putting Gordon in charge. She was nowhere near Cheyenne when I left.
Judge: Is that true Coffee Creme?
Coffee Creme: *Sighs* Yes.
Judge: This court will now be in recess for half an hour.
Hawkeye: How am I doing?
Pete: Good. Just keep it up. All we have to do now is hear Percy, and Jeff's side of the story.
Hawkeye: What about Orion?
Pete: 당신 really want that nutjob to help?
Hawkeye: No, I was just asking.
Pete: Oh.
Jeff was soon sitting 다음 to the judge.
Judge: It appears that everypony is saying 당신 were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the 일 February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did 당신 think of Gordon's actions when he told 당신 to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: 당신 can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if 당신 will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset 의해 what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When 당신 say surprised, do 당신 mean like an angry kind of surprised, 또는 just surprised?
Jeff: Just surprised. I don't get angry that much.
Judge: Thank 당신 Jeffery. 당신 may sit down now.
Jeff: *Goes back to Pete*
Judge: Up next, Percy.
Percy: *Goes to sit 다음 to judge*
Judge: Percy, it seems that you, and Jeff are very good acquaintances.
Percy: That's correct. We do get along well together.
Judge: And on February 20, 1954, when 당신 saw that Gordon was in charge, how did 당신 feel?
Percy: ....
Judge: Percy, speak.
Percy: I'm sorry, I'm just a little nervous.
Judge: That's alright, most of us are nervous too. Please answer my question.
Percy: When I saw Gordon in charge, I was very sad.
Judge: That will be all. The jury will arise.
Jury Ponies: We here find that Pierce Hawkins is not guilty.
Judge: Thank you. Pierce, 당신 did nothing wrong. 당신 were just disobeying pointless orders given to 당신 의해 an idiot. Case dismissed.
Gordon: I am not an idiot!
Judge: Watch it, 또는 you'll be sent in jail for contempt of court.
Gordon: Sorry. *Leaves*
Later that 일 at the train station.
Pete: I knew 당신 would win.
Hawkeye: When you're in court against a fat dumbass, it's pretty easy to win.
Stylo: I agree.
Pete: Me too.
Red Rose: Same here.
Snowflake: Hooray for Hawkeye.
Everypony: *Cheering*
But at the trainyard.
Gordon: I can't believe everypony in Equestria is against us.
Coffee Creme: We tried our best. Sooner 또는 later, we'll get another attempt to attack.
Gordon: We aren't really gonna attack them, are we?
Coffee Creme: Of course not. *Kissing Gordon*
Gordon: Oh yeah. *Kissing Coffee Creme*
The End
On the 다음 episode of Ponies On The Rails
The mafia strikes back.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright, 2014
Robotnik: Pingas!
Let's be honest EVERYONE knows about this dude.
Unless your from a dead beat country like (insert town of one of my 팬 pop friends) 당신 know it's Jason-Fucking-Voorhees.
The machete dude.. The undead monster.. The "stab 당신 for no reason" undead dude.
Frankly I don't think I have ever actually SEEN the Friday the 13th series.. I know who Jason Voorhees IS.. I mean, I seen Freddy VS Jason..
Such an underrated movie..
But anyway. I finally seen this series..
But too be honest..
I don't find these 영화 actually very good.
Their not BAD.. There just kinda stupid..
Witch is weird coming from...
continue reading...
Unless your from a dead beat country like (insert town of one of my 팬 pop friends) 당신 know it's Jason-Fucking-Voorhees.
The machete dude.. The undead monster.. The "stab 당신 for no reason" undead dude.
Frankly I don't think I have ever actually SEEN the Friday the 13th series.. I know who Jason Voorhees IS.. I mean, I seen Freddy VS Jason..
Such an underrated movie..
But anyway. I finally seen this series..
But too be honest..
I don't find these 영화 actually very good.
Their not BAD.. There just kinda stupid..
Witch is weird coming from...
#5: JAWS:
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 상어 movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST 구스범스 EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps 또는 something.. That face image fucked me up..
I still remember that time my dad told me there's this really cool 상어 movie, where he kills a bunch of people.. This sounded so cool, I loved that thought. But when I saw it.. Boy, I STILL get nervous in the water.. Thanks a lot Dad..
#4: INDIANA JONES:
That whole bug scene..
#3: WILLY WONKA:
We all know the scene.. Fuck that scene..
#2: MOST 구스범스 EPISODES:
Yeah.. I was pretty easy to scare..
#1: KING KONG:
"And the award for most fucked up Natives, goes to.. Peter Jackson (audience cheers)".
Seriously, man.. With all the slow motion, and the fucking old lady.. I was traumatized for months..
Even that scene when Carl sees the skull on the map.. I think I had stomach cramps 또는 something.. That face image fucked me up..
Lets make this a "unique" 할로윈 기사 and count down my most hated 영화 I can think:
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a 더 많이 dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
#1: JAWS 4:
Everytime I think of this movie, my hatred grows deeper.. Truth is, if they actually went with killing Martin instead of Sean.. That would actually be interesting.. The rest of movie would still suck money balls, but at least it's a 더 많이 dignified end to a character... Sort of..
#2: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 3D:
Remembers the Sewyers?.. Remember every bad thing they ever done.. Well forget that, were suppose to hate the people of the town for burning down and murdering the Sawyer family.. Forgive me, but I can't excatly see the cannibalic murderers as "victims"..
#3: CANNIBAL HALOCOAST & I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE:
To be honest, off all those disturbing films Nik made me watch, these were the only ones I actually did watch.. I regret it to this day.. I swear I actually threw up, at least twice..
