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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's 히어로즈 - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. The pegasus ponies were putting storm clouds into the skies of Ponyville.

Rarity: *Watching the pegasi working* Why are they doing that?
Applejack: Because they're alcoholics fucking with Mother Nature. *Points to one of the pegasi* 저기요 asshole!! Get the storm clouds out of here!! We're supposed to have blue skies all week!!
Drunk Pegasi: eh up yours Applejack! *Burps*
Rarity: 당신 know what they should do?
Applejack: I'm listening.
Rarity: They should have it rain during the night when everypony is asleep. Then no one would be bothered 의해 it.
Applejack: I was thinking the exact same thing.

A lightning bolt hit the ground between Applejack, and Rarity.

Applejack: We better find cover!
Rarity: *Looks at Twilight's house* We can go to Twilight. Her house is close.
Applejack: Smart idea! *Runs to Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Watching the pegasi make a thunderstorm* Aw fuck no!! *Shrugs* whatever, i got thousands of 책 to read while listening to some records.
Applejack: *Knocks on the door*
Twilight: *Sighs* Goddamnit!! *Opens the door* Man, what are 당신 two doin' here?!
Rarity: We need a place to stay until the storm stop!
Applejack: May we stay here?
Twilight: Fuck no!
Applejack: Thank you. *Runs into the house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Very angry*

Intro
Theme song: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
무지개, 레인 보우 Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* 저기요 Fluttershy, 당신 smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, 당신 are my best friends.

My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots

Twilight Sparkle was super pissed off with Applejack, and Rarity in her house. The two of them were having a good time watching The Andy Griffith Show on television.

Twilight: How da hell do I get rid of them niggas? *A light bulb appears above her head as she gets an idea, but she grabs the lightbulb* This ain't funny no more. *Walks to Rarity* 저기요 sex addict.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: *Smashes the light bulb on Rarity's head*
Applejack: What was that for?
Twilight: For coming in here when I said no!
Applejack: But Twilight, we're your friends.
Twilight: No 당신 ain't. I certainly ain't gonna be 프렌즈 with a red neck, and a sex addict!
Rarity: Can I cum inside you?
Twilight: See what I mean?! 당신 two are annoying!
Applejack: Well sorry, but we don't have anywhere to go.

Twilight walked away. She was hoping Rarity would leave after getting injured 의해 the light bulb.

Twilight: I got it. I'll make 'em hate each other.
Rarity: *Farts* Excuse me while I use the rest room.
Applejack: Okay.
Rarity: *Walking to the bathroom* That was embarrassing.

당신 think?! People are gonna get mad at me if 당신 keep doing that!

Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: 당신 know what 사과 브랜디 told me about you?
Rarity: What?
Twilight: She said.. *Whispers into Rarity's ear*
Rarity: She really said that? Well then, I better talk to her about that.
Applejack: *Still watching The Andy Griffith Show*
Rarity: Applejack, Twilight told me something.
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: She said 당신 made a 코멘트 about a part of my body.
Applejack: She found out, huh?
Twilight: *Watching*
Rarity: Yes, and I think that's very romantic!

SHIPPING ALERT!!!! (I'm gonna hang myself after 글쓰기 this)

Twilight: Wuut?
Rarity: I'm glad 당신 think I have a big ass.
Applejack: I'm glad 당신 do have a big ass. *Kisses Rarity*
Rarity: *Kisses Applejack*

They walk toward the door, and look at each other.

Rarity: Twilight?!
Twilight: What?
Applejack: We 사랑 each other, and we're gonna leave. *Leaves Twilight's house with Rarity*
Twilight: *Lets out a sigh of relief* For a moment, I didn't think my plan would work.

It stops raining, and the sun comes out.

Twilight: Well, I'm gonna watch the pegasi try to make another rain storm.

As Twilight was outside with her sunglassses, she shouted at the pegasi with a song playing: link

Twilight: Man, listen up 당신 pegasi idiots! Stop fucking with Mother Nature. I know what I'm talking about, because I'm a unicorn, and I'm listening to rap even though the 년 is 1964.
Applejack: Keep it down Twilight, I'm having my first 날짜 with Rarity. *Kisses Rarity*
Twilight: *Watches 사과 브랜디 키싱 Rarity in horror* 예수님 CHRIST!!! *Runs away*

Ending theme: link

Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.

The End
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더 많이 epic flights from Michael.
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Cletus can give Trevor Phillips and Vaas, and run for their money.

He stands as the most fuck up Spiderman villain.
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The Great Escape

Starring

The good guys

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Shredder Dash
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Pablo
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Applejack
Shining Armor
James

Chibi-emmy's OC

Sacred Symphony

Dragonaura15's OC

Airborne

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Griffons

Gilda
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Nazis

Major Jones
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Changelings

Queen Chrysalis
Luke
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Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

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