So.. Uh.. Yeah.. I 사랑 Key and Peele.. And too like this movie, 당신 need too 사랑 this humour, other wise it'll be just like any other, stupid, cliched comedy. Witch dick jokes, swearing, guns, and stereotypes..
So.. First.. A little background.
Keagen Michael Key and Jordan Peele were originally cast against each other so that 여우 could pick one black cast member (cause there's NOTHING racist about that).
but both ended up being picked after demonstrating great comedic chemistry.
Eventually the two created their OWN series.. Key and Peele.
Each episode of the show consists mainly of several pre-taped sketches starring the two actors. The sketches cover a variety of societal topics, often with a focus on American 인기 culture, ethnic stereotypes, and race relations.
Keagen had won 2 awards, and was nominated 12 times.
Same for Peele. Who also does stand up, but other than that, he does very little outside of Key and Peele. As where Key can be seen in many many 영화 as minor characters, and usually being the best part of said movie.. Cause most of them are awful..
So, now, lets do the movie staring AND directed 의해 Key and Peele.
As usual, I'll repast the plot of the movie.. So here we go..
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Smoke and Oil Dresden (played 의해 Key and Peele in one of their left over costumes from the tv show), are a pair of professional assassins known as the "Allentown Boys", who enter a drug-processing facility run 의해 a Mexican drug cartel and kill everyone inside, including the boss King Diaz. The assassins take take Diaz's baby kitten, Iglesias, but when they are momentarily distracted 의해 policemen arriving, the cat escapes.
Meanwhile, Rell (Peele) has just been dumped 의해 his girlfriend; and while soaking, and smoking weed, because of coarse he does, he finds Iglesias on his doorstep, believes it too be a stray and adopts it, calling it Keanu.
Rell's cousin Clarence (Key) comes over to cheer him up and meets Keanu as well. Making that humourish face we see in the trailer and calling it "the cutest cat he's ever seen in his life".
Two weeks later, Clarence's wife, Hannah (Nia Long) and their daughter go out of town with the husband and daughter of a family friend, leaving Clarence alone.
Rell, who is much happier after taking care of Keanu and making a cliche calendar with it, 의해 taking various picture, takes Clarence take him out to see a Liam Neeson movie, telling Clearence he needs too loosen up.
But when the two return to Rell's house, they find the place has been ransacked and Keanu is missing. A distraught Rell drags Clarence along to the next-door residence of his weed dealer Hulka (Will Forte), who is blackmailed (by Rell threatening too destroy Hulka's favourite 음악 albums) into revealing that the 17th St. Blips, a local gang, may have raided Rell's house instead of his, and directs them to a downtown strip club.
Rell and Clarence reluntantely go there, where Rell convinces Clarence to adopt a "gangsta" persona in order to infiltrate the gang; they call themselves "Tectonic" and "Shark Tank". The two meet Hi-C (Tiffany Haddish), who initially is skeptical of them, but nonetheless takes them to meet the gang's leader Cheddar (Method Man), who mistakes them for the Allentown Boys.
Cheddar has Keanu (having renamed him New Jack), and Rell asks for the cat, offering money, but keeping in character.
Cheddar will only do give over the cat, if they come along as expert advisors for the Blips on a run to sell a new drug called "Holy Shit"; they both reluctantly agree.
After taking their team through a team-building exercise, Rell, Clarence, Hi-C, and three other gang members drive to their delivery spot. While Clarence stays behind and introduces the young men to the 음악 of George Michael (whom he describes as if he were black, to overcome their skepticism), Rell and Hi-C go to make the sale; the buyer turns out to be Anna Faris, who is partying with two friends. Faris invites them to play Truth 또는 Dare; she dares Hi-C to shoot Rell. When Hi-C refuses, a fight ensues in which Faris and her two guests are both shot and killed 의해 Hi-C, traumatizing Rell.
Later at the strip club after the run, Clarence accidentally smokes some Holy Shit, and experiences a drug trip in which he appears in a George Michael video, and Keanu speaks to him in the voice of Keanu Reeves (obviously for ironic reasons).
Rell begins to worry about his cousin and convinces him to just take Keanu and leave. The two do so, but are abducted on their way to their car 의해 the REAL Allentown Boys. Who tie Rell and Clarence to chairs and prepare to torture them, but Keanu claws through Rell's ropes, allowing him to free himself and Clarence, and they grab the Allentown Boys' guns. The Allentown boys continue to approach them, but Clarence and Rell panic and completely unload the 총 into them, seemingly killing them, and horrifying Rel and Clarence at the fact they done so.
On their way out of the building searching for Keanu, Rell and Clarence run into the Blips; Cheddar has discovered their real identities from a kidnapped Hulka, and forces them to come along to a meeting with the Mexican drug cartel at its mansion in the morning. At the meeting, the Blips meet with King Diaz's cousin 베이컨 (Luis Guzmán), offering Clarence and Rell as the supposed Allentown Boys, but when 베이컨 also demands "Iglesias", Cheddar refuses and starts a gunfight between the two gangs. Clarence and Rell realize that the team-building exercise the two took the gang through has improved their communication; they pick up 총 and shoot their way out of the mansion in pursuit of Bacon, who has taken Keanu, only for Rell to be shot in the leg and Clarence shot in the hand.
Rell – who doesn't have a driver license – hijacks Bacon's escape car with 베이컨 and Keanu in the back; Clarence gives chase in a car that belongs to Bacon's son. The chase ends at Clarence's house, where Rell crashes into the front yard, sending 베이컨 flying through where the windshield of the car would have been, had it not been removed in the chase. 베이컨 gets up and attempts to shoot Rell, but Clarence runs him over. 베이컨 gets up again, but is shot and killed 의해 Cheddar and the Blips. The Blips threaten Rell and Clarence, but Hi-C – secretly a police officer – breaks her cover and forces the Blips to drop their guns. When Cheddar attempts to shoot her, she kills him. The police arrive, and Hi-C reveals that Faris and her party guests were in on the whole operation and are all still alive, but Rell and Clarence will still have to go to jail for the activities they've taken part in, including the killing of the Allentown Boys; she promises to testify for leniency and agrees to go on a 날짜 with Rell after they get out of jail.
Six months later, Rell and Clarence have only three weeks left on their jail sentences, but have commanded respect among the inmates – including the remaining Blips – for killing the Allentown boys. Hi-C, who has been taking care of Keanu, speaks with Rell through a visitation phone, where she reveals that she's just been to the veterinarian and discovered that Keanu has a rare disease: he will remain a kitten permanently.
In a post-credits scene, the Allentown Boys are revealed to have survived the shooting and get back into their car.
So.. What do 당신 think?
Sound good?
Cause it's what I expected.. In a good way..
So.. First.. A little background.
Keagen Michael Key and Jordan Peele were originally cast against each other so that 여우 could pick one black cast member (cause there's NOTHING racist about that).
but both ended up being picked after demonstrating great comedic chemistry.
Eventually the two created their OWN series.. Key and Peele.
Each episode of the show consists mainly of several pre-taped sketches starring the two actors. The sketches cover a variety of societal topics, often with a focus on American 인기 culture, ethnic stereotypes, and race relations.
Keagen had won 2 awards, and was nominated 12 times.
Same for Peele. Who also does stand up, but other than that, he does very little outside of Key and Peele. As where Key can be seen in many many 영화 as minor characters, and usually being the best part of said movie.. Cause most of them are awful..
So, now, lets do the movie staring AND directed 의해 Key and Peele.
As usual, I'll repast the plot of the movie.. So here we go..
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Smoke and Oil Dresden (played 의해 Key and Peele in one of their left over costumes from the tv show), are a pair of professional assassins known as the "Allentown Boys", who enter a drug-processing facility run 의해 a Mexican drug cartel and kill everyone inside, including the boss King Diaz. The assassins take take Diaz's baby kitten, Iglesias, but when they are momentarily distracted 의해 policemen arriving, the cat escapes.
Meanwhile, Rell (Peele) has just been dumped 의해 his girlfriend; and while soaking, and smoking weed, because of coarse he does, he finds Iglesias on his doorstep, believes it too be a stray and adopts it, calling it Keanu.
Rell's cousin Clarence (Key) comes over to cheer him up and meets Keanu as well. Making that humourish face we see in the trailer and calling it "the cutest cat he's ever seen in his life".
Two weeks later, Clarence's wife, Hannah (Nia Long) and their daughter go out of town with the husband and daughter of a family friend, leaving Clarence alone.
Rell, who is much happier after taking care of Keanu and making a cliche calendar with it, 의해 taking various picture, takes Clarence take him out to see a Liam Neeson movie, telling Clearence he needs too loosen up.
But when the two return to Rell's house, they find the place has been ransacked and Keanu is missing. A distraught Rell drags Clarence along to the next-door residence of his weed dealer Hulka (Will Forte), who is blackmailed (by Rell threatening too destroy Hulka's favourite 음악 albums) into revealing that the 17th St. Blips, a local gang, may have raided Rell's house instead of his, and directs them to a downtown strip club.
Rell and Clarence reluntantely go there, where Rell convinces Clarence to adopt a "gangsta" persona in order to infiltrate the gang; they call themselves "Tectonic" and "Shark Tank". The two meet Hi-C (Tiffany Haddish), who initially is skeptical of them, but nonetheless takes them to meet the gang's leader Cheddar (Method Man), who mistakes them for the Allentown Boys.
Cheddar has Keanu (having renamed him New Jack), and Rell asks for the cat, offering money, but keeping in character.
Cheddar will only do give over the cat, if they come along as expert advisors for the Blips on a run to sell a new drug called "Holy Shit"; they both reluctantly agree.
After taking their team through a team-building exercise, Rell, Clarence, Hi-C, and three other gang members drive to their delivery spot. While Clarence stays behind and introduces the young men to the 음악 of George Michael (whom he describes as if he were black, to overcome their skepticism), Rell and Hi-C go to make the sale; the buyer turns out to be Anna Faris, who is partying with two friends. Faris invites them to play Truth 또는 Dare; she dares Hi-C to shoot Rell. When Hi-C refuses, a fight ensues in which Faris and her two guests are both shot and killed 의해 Hi-C, traumatizing Rell.
Later at the strip club after the run, Clarence accidentally smokes some Holy Shit, and experiences a drug trip in which he appears in a George Michael video, and Keanu speaks to him in the voice of Keanu Reeves (obviously for ironic reasons).
Rell begins to worry about his cousin and convinces him to just take Keanu and leave. The two do so, but are abducted on their way to their car 의해 the REAL Allentown Boys. Who tie Rell and Clarence to chairs and prepare to torture them, but Keanu claws through Rell's ropes, allowing him to free himself and Clarence, and they grab the Allentown Boys' guns. The Allentown boys continue to approach them, but Clarence and Rell panic and completely unload the 총 into them, seemingly killing them, and horrifying Rel and Clarence at the fact they done so.
On their way out of the building searching for Keanu, Rell and Clarence run into the Blips; Cheddar has discovered their real identities from a kidnapped Hulka, and forces them to come along to a meeting with the Mexican drug cartel at its mansion in the morning. At the meeting, the Blips meet with King Diaz's cousin 베이컨 (Luis Guzmán), offering Clarence and Rell as the supposed Allentown Boys, but when 베이컨 also demands "Iglesias", Cheddar refuses and starts a gunfight between the two gangs. Clarence and Rell realize that the team-building exercise the two took the gang through has improved their communication; they pick up 총 and shoot their way out of the mansion in pursuit of Bacon, who has taken Keanu, only for Rell to be shot in the leg and Clarence shot in the hand.
Rell – who doesn't have a driver license – hijacks Bacon's escape car with 베이컨 and Keanu in the back; Clarence gives chase in a car that belongs to Bacon's son. The chase ends at Clarence's house, where Rell crashes into the front yard, sending 베이컨 flying through where the windshield of the car would have been, had it not been removed in the chase. 베이컨 gets up and attempts to shoot Rell, but Clarence runs him over. 베이컨 gets up again, but is shot and killed 의해 Cheddar and the Blips. The Blips threaten Rell and Clarence, but Hi-C – secretly a police officer – breaks her cover and forces the Blips to drop their guns. When Cheddar attempts to shoot her, she kills him. The police arrive, and Hi-C reveals that Faris and her party guests were in on the whole operation and are all still alive, but Rell and Clarence will still have to go to jail for the activities they've taken part in, including the killing of the Allentown Boys; she promises to testify for leniency and agrees to go on a 날짜 with Rell after they get out of jail.
Six months later, Rell and Clarence have only three weeks left on their jail sentences, but have commanded respect among the inmates – including the remaining Blips – for killing the Allentown boys. Hi-C, who has been taking care of Keanu, speaks with Rell through a visitation phone, where she reveals that she's just been to the veterinarian and discovered that Keanu has a rare disease: he will remain a kitten permanently.
In a post-credits scene, the Allentown Boys are revealed to have survived the shooting and get back into their car.
So.. What do 당신 think?
Sound good?
Cause it's what I expected.. In a good way..
sorry for the delay.. I thought I was sick yesterday. But turns out it's indigestion 또는 something.
Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.
I thought THE BABY would lead to the show becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.
As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
또는 even that shootout in episode 21.
Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
Anyway.. Guess I got my wish.
Something is actually "happening" now.
I thought THE BABY would lead to the show becoming my exciting, but turns out it's that other guy. Whatever his name is. The bodyguard that betrayed the guy in episode 21.
As usual, I don't really have much to say. But it did convince me to rewatch episode 4.
I think that's my favourite episode so far. It reminds me why I'm watching it, moments like episode 4.
또는 even that shootout in episode 21.
Oh well, hopefully this means I'm done the moments of "convincing myself" to keep watching this show. And actually have things happen now. :)
#1:
"I make 영화 for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."
#2:
"I've done 더 많이 girls than all of you."
#3:
“Are 당신 chewing gum? 당신 can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing 당신 can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"
#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only 예수님 thing-a-ma-jig!”
#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”
#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
"I make 영화 for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."
#2:
"I've done 더 많이 girls than all of you."
#3:
“Are 당신 chewing gum? 당신 can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing 당신 can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"
#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only 예수님 thing-a-ma-jig!”
#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”
#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
#1: RIGHT NOW - KORN:
(no comment).
#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..
#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH 펀치 - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..
#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..
#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..
#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:
#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:
#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:
#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:
#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:
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(no comment).
#2: LETS DO THIS NOW - KORN:
Same album.. Same awesomeness..
#3: FIVE FINGEL DEATH 펀치 - JYKELL AND HYDE:
So badass..
#4: SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD:
(No comment)..
#5 DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
It's a very famish song..
#6: SLIPKNOT - PSYCHOSOCIAL:
#7: HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD - CITY:
#8: KORN - BREAK SOME OFF:
#9: MASTODON - BLOOD AND THUNDER:
#10: SLIPKNOT - VENDETTA:
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My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online 글쓰기
The fact I’m Canadian
My pride in being Irish
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta 팬 fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I 사랑 Korn
I have almost EVERY 에미넴 album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO 프렌즈 these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online 글쓰기
The fact I’m Canadian
My pride in being Irish
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta 팬 fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I 사랑 Korn
I have almost EVERY 에미넴 album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO 프렌즈 these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
#1: SULLIVAN STAPLETON - 300:
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
He wasn't Gerald Butler, but he was still badass in his OWN way.. To bad nobody but me actually likes this movie..
#2: LIAM NEEISON - TAKEN:
I wouldn't call this UNDERRATED. Everyone loved him in this.. But he still somehow went without winning anything..
#3: SAM ROCKWELL - GREEN MILE:
This guy did an amazing job as a crazy maniac.
In fact, most of us where TERRIFIED of him..
#4: RYAN JOHNSON - GTA 4 & 5:
Patrick "Packie" McReary..
#5: MOTI MARGOLIN - GTA 4:
Dimitri..
#5: JIMMY PALOLINO (or whatever it is):
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko 더 많이 또는 less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..
#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..
#3: 플레이보이 X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..
#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).
I know. I know.
He's a dick, who killed Kate.
But in his defence.
Least he had a REASON to be angry.
With the death of Dimitri, he had nothing left, Niko 더 많이 또는 less betrayed him.
And besides, he has a cool voice actor..
#2; LAZLO JONES:
A foul mouthed, perverted, arrogant, dick.
But that's "average" for GTA.
And I don't know.
He's kinda funny..
#3: 플레이보이 X:
I still prefer Dwayne over Playboy.
But I wish NEITHER had to die.
I hate betraying ANYONE..
#4: U.L. PAPER CONTACT:
(AKA, Michael's boss).