Saten Twist returns for a new series.. This one set in the FUTURE.. And he has mentally grown up 의해 this point, as he's a little 더 많이 mature.. But still a lovable douchebag.. So he's not TOO different..
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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:
Believe it 또는 not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck 의해 lightening.
Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).
Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).
Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: ... Anything to add?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: ...... Guess not
(awkward silence).
Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with 당신 killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. 당신 know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. 당신 know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (getting annoyed) 당신 know.. Any time 당신 wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: Really!? Nothing!? 당신 kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).
Saten: 당신 know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in 고딕 girls.. And your NOT a 고딕 girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE 당신 SO WEIRD!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).
Awkward pause.
Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.
Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).
Saten: ... Yeah.
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PONYVILE 7 YEARS LATER:
Believe it 또는 not, Saten and Derpy'd adopted daughter, Dinky are actually just coming back from Derpy's funeral.
Dinky accidentally got her mother killed when Dinky asked her to fix the roof cable, for the tv. And Derpy gets struck 의해 lightening.
Saten: (Now being Dinky's guardian, he is seen driving them to a new town).
Dinky: (Being quite the whole time).
Saten: (looking bored) Well.. It was a very nice town.. But.. Too many memories right.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: ... Anything to add?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: ...... Guess not
(awkward silence).
Saten: ............... So.. Dinky.. I was thinking.. What, with 당신 killing your mother and all.. There's a lot of stuff that needs to. 당신 know... Get done.. Stuff.. Your mother use to do.. 당신 know, laundry, cleaning... (under breath) weed dealing.. Your have to help me with all that, I'm kinda bad at it.. Okay?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (getting annoyed) 당신 know.. Any time 당신 wanna talk, about ANY of the proceeding events, is fine.
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: Really!? Nothing!? 당신 kill your own mother, and have NOTHING to say!?
Dinky: (still quite).
Saten: (waits for a while, and than finally loses his temper, and stomps on the break, startling Dinky).
Saten: 당신 know kid.. The whole "self pity" thing is only attractive in 고딕 girls.. And your NOT a 고딕 girl, so It's just weird.. WHY ARE 당신 SO WEIRD!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (slaps forehead) God I need a joint. (looks in Derpy's old backpack) She must have one in here.
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (still angry) Really? Nothing to say about your uncle wanting to smoke cannibis while driving a car!?
Dinky: (still quite)
Saten: (groans) Whatever.. (starts driving again).
Awkward pause.
Saten: Anyway.. As punishment for killing your mom.. Your grounded for 3 days.
Dinky: (eyes widen in surprise).
Saten: ... Yeah.
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, 또는 드레이크, 드레이 크 and Josh. Heck. Even 아이칼리 isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his 비디오 (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, 또는 드레이크, 드레이 크 and Josh. Heck. Even 아이칼리 isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his 비디오 (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The 상어 may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 인기 mistake that people make. 옮기기 slowly toward the 육지, 쇼 어 또는 a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms 또는 kick 또는 splash while 당신 swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 상어 and the open ocean, 옮기기 away, 또는 else the 상어 will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 상어 DOSE attack, 당신 still need to stay calm. I know this is easier said than done. But. 당신 need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The 상어 may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most 인기 mistake that people make. 옮기기 slowly toward the 육지, 쇼 어 또는 a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms 또는 kick 또는 splash while 당신 swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the 상어 and the open ocean, 옮기기 away, 또는 else the 상어 will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the 상어 DOSE attack, 당신 still need to stay calm. I know this is easier said than done. But. 당신 need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She 로스트 that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry 당신 can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She 로스트 that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry 당신 can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..