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#1:
Max Payne: So I guess I'd become what they wanted me to be, a killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well that's what they had paid for, so in the end that's what they got. Say what 당신 want about Americans but we understand capitalism. 당신 buy yourself a product and 당신 get what 당신 pay for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong. Here I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime store 앤젤 of death and I realized they were correct, I wouldn't know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other was banging my sister...


#2:
Passos: Careful.. Who knows who else will come.
Max: (narrating) I thought about saying "the cops", but this wasn't the time for bad jokes.


#3:
Thug: [in Brazilian Portugese] Hey, American! What are 당신 doing over there?
Max Payne: [replies in Brazilian Portuguese] No comprende!
[I don't know!]
Max Payne: Leave me alone!
Thug: [asks Max in both Brazilian Portuguese and English] Do 당신 got something for me?
Max Payne: For you? I'll tell 당신 what I got. I got a gun and if anybody thinks they're gonna take it from me they'd be dead wrong!


#4:
Max Payne: (narrating) It had taken me right into the 심장 of it. Becker's gimps were everywhere, so he and Branco must be close. Smart 옮기기 would have been sticking with Da Silva and going straight to the hangar, but when was I ever about smart moves? I'm a dumb 옮기기 guy, "Hey Max, we'll drive onto the runway, No thanks I'll walk into the main entrance". I'd put a big shit-eating grin on my face and let these assholes take turns trying to kill me, that's my style and it's too late in the 일 to hope for change. Boy were they throwing numbers at this problem, but then I wanted this. Was it redemption? Not really, it was pathetic desperation and not much else. The further in I got the 더 많이 guys I saw, Becker wasn't running a police force, he was running an army. These guys were better trained and better equipped than anyone I'd seen out here and I seen some mean sons of bitches. The mission was screaming suicide but I didn't give a damn, at least I'd die being a pain in the ass...


#5:
Max Payne: [narrating] The past is a gaping hole. 당신 try to run from it, but the 더 많이 당신 run, the deeper, 더 많이 terrible it grows behind you, its edges yawning at your heels. Your only chance is to turn around and face it. But it's like looking down into the grave of your love. 또는 키싱 the mouth of a gun, a bullet trembling in its dark nest, ready to blow your head off.


#6:
[last lines]
Max Payne: [narrating] I had a dream of my wife. She was dead. But it was all right.


#7:
Vinnie Gognitti: 당신 - 당신 can't just kill me in cold blood!
Max Payne: 당신 just keep telling yourself that.


#8:
Max Payne: I don't know about angels, but it's fear that gives men wings.


#9:
Max Payne: (narrating) They weren't gonna help me.. And why should they.. I was a dumb American in a place where dumb Americans are less 인기 than the clap.. I was to find my way out of this mess.. I was on my own.


#10:
Max Payne: So what does B.B. stand for anyway, backstabbing bastard?
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 34

Slowly Changing

January 22, 1954

Since 1949, fewer ponies have been riding on passenger trains, and have decided to send nearly all goods 의해 truck. Despite losing passengers, and freight, The Union Pacific still had a lot of work to be done.

Hawkeye: *Stops train near hump* Okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 26

Portland Porter

June 1, 1953

It has been three weeks since Gordon has been suspended from work. At first, he was either walking around the town of Cheyenne, 또는 watching 텔레비전 at his house. One day, he just decided to go into Portland Oregon, and see...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

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Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Runaway

Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from windwakerguy430
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play: Alright, everypony down on the ground right...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: We have some good news!
Master Sword: Me, and Tom have just gotten back from starring in a movie.
Audience: Cool.
Tom: Damn right it's cool. We starred as two bad guys in a film called CHiPs. The main villain was Gordon Suite-
Master Sword: And we also got to meet Larry Wilcox, and Erik Estrada. It was awesome!
Tom: 저기요 Master Sword, 다음 time 당신 interrupt me, let me know first.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master...
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Man 34: *Driving a silver Malibu. He honks his horn twice as pedestrians trying to 십자가, 크로스 the street*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train*
Man 34: *Gets a text on his phone, and puts the phone on his steering wheel. He increases his speed, going over the of 45*
Sean: *Pulling a passenger train*

The two engines were heading for a railroad crossing. So was the man texting while driving.

Man 34: *Turns right, driving on the train tracks*
Sean: *Blows his horn twice*
Man 34: What the? *Looks in front of him* How did I get on the train tracks?!
Sean: *Goes up into the air with his whole train,...
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Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a 일 off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. I ended season 1..

Not really doing much for 할로윈 except watching the MOVIE halloween.. The original.

I never actually seen it. Just the remake.

I think I was wrong about Michael not being scary..
He's scary cause he's "always there".
But who is he?
We don't really know.
He's just toying with you, 의해 always watching, and eventually he kills you.

Anyway.. About bojack..

Episode 11 was rather depressing. So episode 12 made me feel better.
So.. Yeah.

I like Todd and the dog guy together, good pair.

Anyway.. 다음 is season 2 I guess :)
#1: BILLY GREY:
Not only throws 당신 under the bus, but he'll take a shit on 당신 afterwards..


#2: PATRICK STAR:
"He's been doing it on purpose. He's always been doing it on purpose. Everything 당신 have seen on this list has been completely intentional. He knows he's stupid, 또는 at least he's pretending to be stupid. Unlike Breath of Fresh Squidward, this also affects appearances shown afterwards, even 더 많이 so than the ones shown before. I stand strong in my statement that this is 더 많이 of a monster than Puffy Fluffy ever was. He has become a fucking sociopath, blind to the fact that his actions...
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#1: JIM CARREY:
Jim is famish for overly slapstick, immature comedy like in Ace Venture and Liar Liar.. But Carrey wants to be 더 많이 than this. And also tried giving 더 많이 SERIOUS films. Probably one the greatest (but also most underrated) is in THE NUMBER 23. A phycological thriller where Carrey becomes becomes, not funny, but SCARY. And despite what everyone says. He did an amazing job, the fact he won WORST actor is fucked up for me. At no point did Carrey make me laugh unintentionally. He proves that he CAN be taken seriously..


#2: WILL FARRELL:
Farrell's main 출처 of comedy is that the...
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posted by Canada24
#1: BLEED IT OUT

Yeah here we go for the hundredth time
Hand grenade pins in every line
Throw 'em up and let something shine
Going out of my fucking mind
Filthy mouth, no excuse
Find a new place to hang this noose
String me up from atop these roofs
Knot it tight so I won't get loose
Truth is 당신 can stop and stare
Bled myself out and no one cares
Dug the trench out laid down there
With a shovel up out of reach somewhere
Yeah, someone pour it in
Make it a dirt dance floor again
Say your prayers and stomp it out
When they bring that chorus in

I bleed it out, digging deeper, just to throw it away!
I bleed it out,...
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"Say.. Do 당신 ever hear back from that Michael De Santa guy?.. He seemed to like you, friend wise" Dash asked.

"Michael?.. Oh, right, Michael.. Sure. I have him on LifeInvader.. Check out his latest post" Packie replied, showing Dash his LifeInvader page.

(Michael Townley says: "Dear Liberty City.. Bring Patrick MrCreary back to Los Santos, and I'll give 당신 Trevor Phillips").

"Yeah.. That dose seem like something, Michael would say" Dash laughed.

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"You made it!" Dash cried, hugging Niko.

"What happened to your leg, boyo?" Packie asked...
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MY GUILT!
and my shame!
Always sell me short, always feel the same!
AND MY FACE!
And my soul!
Always wear me thin, always under control!
BUT THE LONGEST HOURS YOUR HAVE IN YOUR LIFE!!
Are the ones 당신 sit through, to know if you're right!
So I'll wait, but I pray that I'm wrong!
BECAUSE I THINK I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON!!

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT!?
The only will is my own!
I do whatever I want, and stay alone!
ALL MY MAKE DECISIONS MAKE IT UNTOUCHABLE AND TAINTED!!
I'm gonna suffer for the rest of my life!
But I will always find a way to survive!
I'm not a failure, but I know what it's like!
I can take it...
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posted by Canada24
I 사랑 this mission :)

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"Niko, stick fuckin close to me!" Packie cried, as he he and the gang arrived at a warehouse.

from there they climb over a two fences, reaching a small junkyard, witch is surrounded 의해 goons.

"Let's do this!" Packie cried, as they all pulled out there guns, once again, Niko only brought a SMG (refers it over rifles).

They 4 of them quickly shot down the goons.

SHORTLY AFTER:

"(shoots dead the last enamy) That's all of them Packie" Dash said, reloading her combat shotgun.

"Great.. Let's get inside.. Niko... Shoot...
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CONNOR: (currently dating Twilight).

Jason: I'm still hung over.
Connor: Here, this will help (gives him earphones, loudly playing the chorus of ROVB ZOMBIE - WAR ZONE).

Rarity: Magic records. Primarly to help enhance ones singing.
Connor: That explains why my sister was once 카트 노래 the 타이타닉 theme
Rarity: Ohh.. That's such a sad story from what I hear
Connor: *sadly* I know.. Such a beautiful boat, ruined..
Rarity: .really? THAT'S the sad part to you?
Connor: Yes. It is..

AJ: *outside door* 저기요 Connor, any luck with the singing?
Well.. I learned I'm better than I thought, but still stage fright.....
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Sadly. This is only a 팬 made video. The real 음악 Video dosen't involve THE SHINING. In fact, I found the video, here on fanpop. There's a club for the movie..
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 38

Nothing But The Truth

February 25, 1954

The courthouse of Cheyenne was busy, but not busy enough for the ponies working on the Union Pacific.

Judge: Everypony may be seated.
Ponies: *Sit down*
Judge: Today we are about to witness the case of Gordon Suite against Pierce Hawkins....
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#1: LILY'S OPPOSITE SIDE:
This was one of the most 인기 stories from Alpha and Omega from back in the 일 I wrote for it.. 2011 & 2012.. So much incest, rape, swearing, and it has a long paragraph explaining Lily's tits.. That's just weird


#2: JASPER PARK/MATING SEASON:
Another Alpha and Omega.. All about incest, and nothing else


#3: FILLY FOOLING:
A MLP sex story.. Somehow I seem to keep finding nothing but a sex stories


#4: TWIST OF FATE:
Alpha and Omega.. Garth just kills everyone for no reason,and than Kate joins him because.. Just because.


#5: SWEET 사과, 애플 MASSACRE:
MLP.. Big Mac rapes the CMC's.. And than rapes AJ.. And... That's it.