Canada24's club.. Article: BEST OF DITTO: Part 1

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THE STORY OF DITTO:

Ditto: Chrysalis! Their still not cracking yet! Can I just beat it out of them already!?

Twilight: Why can't I move!?
Diito: (sadistically) Because Chrysalis felt that just a caged room wouldn't be enough for someone like you.. 당신 'deserved' something 더 많이 special.. Don't 당신 feel honored, love?
Twilight: 당신 MONSTER!
Ditto: (takes this as compliment) Hawhaw. Thank you..

Ditto: Ya, that's right! Things are gonna be different for now on! No 더 많이 Celestia! and, no, more, you!

AB: Please let us go! We have family's!
Ditto: ......... Family... Oh yes.. Of COARSE 당신 have a family! Everyone always has a family, don't they.. Well not me.. Not anymore.. Anything I ever loved was always taken away from me!.. Not even Chrysalis likes me anymore.. So what's the point of caring anymore.. I don't care about anything anymore. Not even you!
Scootaloo: ................ Ohh.. That's so sad. No wonder your a big meanie.
Ditto: (annoyed) No. No. Don't pity me, Hate me! FEAR ME!
Scootaloo: (pets him) There, there.
Ditto: (getting angry) Stop that! Why aren't 당신 scared of me!?

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DITTO RETURNS:

Scootaloo: (sarcastically) Cheerful, aren't cha?
Ditto: I don't got much to be cheerful for. Little one..

Ditto: What even are those things?
Rarity: 당신 mean Diamond Dogs?
Ditto: Yeah. I've been around a long long time, saw everything from Luna becoming Nightmare moon, to 퀸 of the changelings having a nice side. But I STILL never heard of such things,
Pinkie: Jeez.. how old ARE you!?
Ditto: .......... I keep forgetting..

Ganger: (kidnapped Ditto's little friend Scootaloo as leverage)
Ditto: 당신 took it too far Ganger!
Ganger: Yeah, well. that's how it works sometimes..

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SWEET 사과, 애플 MASSACRE SPOOF:

Ditto: (was made into Canterlot's police chief after his redemption). I'll do my best to stop him.
Luna: Great.. But try to keep them alive this time.
Ditto: (whining) 당신 can't keep blaming me for that.
ONE WEEK EARLIER:
Prisoner: Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?.. Are we there yet?
Ditto: For the last ti- (accidently fires the gun he's holding, killing the prisoner)..
Luna: (scared) What was that!?
Ditto: (looks over) Aww, shit, I shot him in the face.
LUNA: (angry) WHAT!? WHY THE FUCK WOULD 당신 DO THAT!?
Ditto: Wow.. Never heard 당신 swear...... It's kinda hot.
Luna: Shut up! I can't believe 당신 would kill someone like that!. I mean, I knew 당신 were always kinda crazy bu-
Ditto: I'm not crazy! It was an accident!
Luna: GOD! I'm gonna need a shower.
Ditto: (pervertly) Ohh.. Thanks for the 'vision'.
Luna: (annoyed) Shut up.. I'm not in the mood.

Ditto: We're looking for Big Mac. Stop him before murders 더 많이 people.
(laugh track)
Ditto: Wait, how is that funny!?
Tom Foolery: They think EVERYTHING is funny sir.
(laugh track)
Tom: see.

Ditto: Big Macintose. 당신 are under arrest for the murders of... Shit. I never got their names.

Big Mac: (aims gun at Scootaloo causing Ditto to go crazy. Tackle him to the ground, and violently break his arm).
Ditto: 당신 ever threaten my Scootaloo like that again, and I'll rip your FUCKIN HEAD OFF!!

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SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

Ditto: (appears in Scootaloo's dream) 저기요 Squirt.
Scoot: D- Ditto?
Ditto: Yep.. Luny was busy so she sent me instead. Plus Celestia is trying to lose a bit of weight and dosen't want there for it.
Scootaloo: Really?.. What did 당신 do?
Ditto: Nothing. I did nothing.
Scootaloo: (unconvinced)
Ditto: (sighs) one little fat joke..
Scootaloo: She didn't take it so well huh?
Ditto: Well.. I'm here.

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Jonah

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Jonah is the leader of the 40th 일 Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing 더 많이 than 동물 who are heartless and greedy..

#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..

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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..

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In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the 천사 of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE 천사 OF DEATH.
And within only five 분 after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
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Pink, the main character of THE 벽 album.
Has achieved wealth and fame, and is usually away from home, due to the demands of his career as a touring performer. He is having casual sex with groupies to relieve the tedium of the road, and is living a separate life from his wife.

The end of the song is a segment of dialogue between 담홍색, 핑크 and a telephone operator, as 담홍색, 핑크 twice attempts to place a transatlantic collect call to his wife. A man answers, and when the operator asks if he will accept the charges, the man simply hangs up. This is how 담홍색, 핑크 learns that his wife...

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How does sex start?
"With human contact!"

How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"

How do I ask a 질문 on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"

How do 당신 tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"

Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"

Can 당신 lose your virginity if 당신 fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"

How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With 사랑 and a full stomach"

What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"

How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...

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"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a 안전한, 안전 bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered 당신 bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck 당신 ma-

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MEANWHILE:

"Excuse me, are the one that 스톨, 훔친 Maureen's necklace?" Dash asked a guy she saw smoking on a park bench.

"Oh, 당신 mean that old Irish lady.. What's it too you?" The guy replied.

"Give it back.. 또는 I will have to hurt you" Dash threatened.

The guy laughed it off.

"Look beautiful.. Why don't 당신 just get 로스트 before I call my boys over here and MAKE 당신 lea-

Suddenly his sentence was cut short 의해 Dash violently tackling him to the ground

"I'm not screwing around anymore.. Hand it over" Dash demanded.

"Ahh!.. 당신 crazy bitch! I'm calling my boys-

Dash cut his sentence short 의해 pressing his...

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상단, 맨 위로 ten DICK fathers:

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He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...

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So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good 프렌즈 (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, 또는 can be bought from the XBox Store....

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#1: ALPHA AND OMEGA STORIES:
My constant angry rants about the heavy amounts of rape, incest, torture, murder and all the hate on poor Kate. Leaves these reviews with a lot of entertainment value.
Along with my ways of comparing the characters to My Little 조랑말 and giving people different ways to look at it.
A lot of people say my words are harse, and their probably right.
But still people 사랑 these articles, and constantly ask me to review their stories. Finally giving me a reason to return to this 팬 base after nearly 4 years of being away from Alpha and Omega...

#2: HELLSING:
I gave the best...

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6 reviewers from back in my Alpha and Omega days... (I still makes these to this day)

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#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As 당신 expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes 당신 hate Lilly....

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#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Although this can be for EVERY character. Partially Scootaloo.
However.
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I said it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: 조랑말 음악 VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the show itself.
As even though...

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I am differently not someone people should look up to as role model.. Though some people still do...

#1: DOUCHEBAG:
I am not ALWAYS trying to keep the peace.
Sometimes I am trying to make people hate each other even 더 많이 for my own enjoyment of seeing writers go back and forth at each other.
And when people troll ME I just do what I can to make them hate me even more..

#2: HYPOCRISY:
I am always whining about there needing to be no CLOPPING, but the truth, I DO like 읽기 them sometimes, kinda makes me a dick when 당신 think about it..

#3: SELF HATE:
I often make fun of myself.
Saying I'm a stupid...

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#10: SLAVERY:
No comment..

#9: ASSASINATIONS:
The idea of it disturbs me..

#8: MEDIEVAL TORTURING:
What was wrong with people back then!?

#7: HALOCOAST:
The Holocaust, also known as the Shoah, was a genocide in which approximately six million Jews were killed 의해 Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime and its collaborators. Some historians use a definition of the Holocaust that includes the additional five million non-Jewish victims of Nazi mass murders, bringing the total to approximately eleven million. Killings took place throughout Nazi Germany and German-occupied territories..

#6: TED BUNDY:
Theodore Robert...

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#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't 더 많이 badass than his scream voice..

#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's 냉각기 when their not..

#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the list from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..

#4: 양고기 OF GOD:
I am not a 팬 of 양고기 of God.
Their too death...

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#8: DAYS GONE BYE:
No better way to introduce a series, than with a police shoot out, that later leads to someone waking up to a zombie apocalypse (literary).
I mean.
Who HASN'T felt Rick's fear and confusion, what would anybody else do..

#7: TRIGGER FINGER:
When Glenn and Rick try to retrieve a, probably traumatized, Hershal from a bar they are greeted 의해 two strangers witch eventually ends in Rick shooting them both dead, and when their 프렌즈 find out they get angry and full out gunfight begins.

#6: BESIDE THE DYING FIRE:
The entire first half the episode is one big battle, gotta 사랑 that.....

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#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..

#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She 로스트 that privilege..

#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry 당신 can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..

#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..

#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..

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#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated 의해 woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped 의해 a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied 의해 the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...

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Arthur Note: I highly recommend watching the American Dad episode “Ricky Spanish” before this chapter.. 또는 at least 유튜브 him..

The gang spend several days on Trevor's island, where amongst Trevor and Roger unsurprisingly quickly become friends, but also to Klaus, who ended up following them when he realized they were still gone and he didn't know how to feed himself cause, well, he's a human stuck in a fish's body. Pinkie hugs him, 또는 at least his bowl and Klaus playfully acts like it is still counted and goes "aww".

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(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from 런던 to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..

ONE 년 EARLIER:

Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over 의해 a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of 마리화나 in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things,...