Canada24's club.. Article: 상단, 맨 위로 20 Freddy Krueger 인용구

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#1:
"[narrating] My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall 의해 my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a bitch!... I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's AFRIED!!"

#2:
Freddy Krueger: Awww... how sweet.
[Rips Jason's hockey mask off]
Freddy Krueger: 당신 ugly little shit!
Freddy: ... Now there's a face...
[Holds up his mother's severed head]
Freddy Krueger: only a mother could love! Hawhawhaw!!

#3:
[Freddy is dressed as The Wicked Witch of the West and is riding a broom]
Freddy Krueger: I'll get you, my pretty! And your little soul, too! (laughs dramatically)

#4:
"I didn't need a 장갑 to kill your 암캐, 암 캐 mother. And I don't need one now!"

#5:
[a dead Bobby Davis appears in a bloody bathtub in Mark's nightmare]
Bobby Davis: Hey, Mark. 당신 didn't forget about me, did you?
Mark Davis: Oh, God.
[Bobby speaks in Freddy Krueger's voice]
Freddy Krueger: Oh, that's right! Everyone forgot! That's why they weren't afraid anymore! That's why I needed Jason to kill for me to get them to "remember". But now he just won't STOP!!...
[Bobby shows Mark his slit wrists]
Freddy Krueger: That hockey punk!

#6:
Oprah Noodlemantra: All right. Once again. This is your brain.
[Cracks egg]
Oprah Noodlemantra: This is your brain on drugs. Questions?
[Freddy hits him with the frying pan]
Freddy Krueger: Yeah! What are "you" on? Looks like a frying pan and some eggs to me.

#7:
Dick Cavett: Can I ask 당신 a question?
Zsa Zsa Gabor: Why certainly.
[Dick Cavett turns into Freddy Krueger]
Freddy Krueger: Who gives a FUCK what 당신 think!

#8:
Freddy Krueger: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nothing will ever kill me. Well, let's see now. First, they tried burning me.
[slices off thumb]
Freddy Krueger: Then they tried burying me.
[slices off index finger]
Freddy Krueger: But this... this is my favorite.
Freddy Krueger: [gives a finger gesture] They even tried holy water!
Freddy Krueger: [slices off middle finger, drops hand out of frame and holds it up again with all fingers intact] But I just keep on tickin'... because they promised me that.
Doc: They?
Freddy Krueger: The dream people. The ones that gave me this job. In dreams... I am forever! Too bad you're not.

#9:
"You shouldn't of buried me.. I'm NOT dead"

#10:
Jesse Braun: What do 당신 want from me?
Freddy Krueger: Hmm!
[Freddy aggressively approaches him]
Freddy Krueger: I don't know, Jesse!
[points 칼, 나이프 at Braun]
Freddy Krueger: 당신 think 당신 can turn back time?
[pause]
Freddy Krueger: [gets in Braun's face]
Freddy Krueger: ANSWER ME!
Jesse Braun: NO!
Freddy Krueger: Do 당신 think 당신 can bring the dead back to life?
Jesse Braun: NO!
Freddy Krueger: No?
[pause]
Freddy Krueger: I didn't fucking think so!

#9:
"Welcome to prime time bitch!"

#10:
Tina Gray: Please, God!
프레드 Krueger: [reveals his glove] This... is God!

#11:
[Freddy stabs Kincaid in the stomach]
Roland Kincaid: (dying breath) I'll see 당신 in hell.
Freddy Krueger: (smiles) Tell 'em Freddy sent ya.
[Jams knives further into his Roland's stomach]

#12:
Do-Gooder: Just tell me what 당신 want, all right? I'm here to help you.
Freddy Krueger: Help yourSELF, fucker! (kills him coldly)

#13:
"You are ALL my children now!"

#14:
[Freddy appears in Jared's dream]
Jared from Subway: No, please!
Freddy Krueger: It's ok! I had Subway for lunch!
[Freddy proceeds to butcher him]

#15:
"I 사랑 screamers!"

#16:
"Gone... But not forgotten"

#17:
" Die, piggy!"

#18:
"Hey Dan! Better not dream and drive HAWHAWHAWHAW!!"

#19:
Mrs. Jordan: [on the radio] I'm calling about my wayward ex-son Daniel who's been 연기 like an ungrateful, unmanageable dickweed ever since he was seduced 의해 that bimbo slut whore Alice!
Dan Jordan: Mom?
Freddy Krueger: [on the radio] If I were you, lady, I'd kill the ungrateful piggy.

#20:
"Faster than a bastard maniac! 더 많이 powerful than a loco-madman! It's... Super Freddy!"

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CANADA24 REVIEWS GROWN UPS 2:

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So I have gotten a request from WindWaker430.. Review Adam Standler movies..

Well, least he's not making me watch Sebian Film again..

I suppose I could do this.. I like Adam Standler.. And thankfully, I don't have to review 12 Crazy Nights. Wind is gonna do that one.. Cause if I have to sit though 12 Angry Nights. Than deal off..

I still remember Grown Ups when first came out.. When I saw Adam Standler, Kevin James, Chris Rock, and David Spade, all in the cover. I was excited.. Not ironically.. I really was excited to see this movie.

So of coarse, my only reason to see that movie was to...

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#1: THE RING ITSELF:
He/She seems to have a personality of it's own.
It corrupts you. 당신 want it even if 당신 don't know why.
This is best shown in the beginning of Return of the King, when Smeagul and his cousin became immediately hostile towards each other..

#2: MURDOR:
The way Boromir describes it to the Council of Elrond. Despite inspiring one of the most classic memes..

#3:
The shot from the prologue of the men who will become the Nazgul, each holding a ring and standing in almost robotic uniformity, in contrast to the natural movements of the elves and the dwarves in the 이전 shots. And...

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Spoiler review..

So this has to be one of the most famish ghost 영화 I could think of..

I wish I could go into this not knowing the twist.. But I been "Bruce Willis was dead all along" for my entire life.. As well as "I see dead people" memes..

But fact is. This movie really is "that good".

Bruce Willis has been known for the action films lke DIE HARD, at the time. He never did such a quite role.. But it really was some of the best 연기 I seen from Willis.. Just like Mel Gibson in Signs.. Which I still don't get why everyone hates that movie.. Espically after Chris Stuckmann's review..

Anyway.....

8 awesome Squidward moments

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I read my 기사 POOR SQUIDWARD.. And doing this to show his brief moments of epicness

TOP EIGHT AWESOME SQUIDWARD MOMENTS

#1: 피자 DELIVERY:
SpongeBob finally got the 피자 to the customer, who proceeds to 암캐, 암 캐 and scream about how they didn't bring him a drink (which he totally didn't order) and refuses to take the pizza. SpongeBob returns to Squidward in hysterical tears, and Squidward — who, mind you, despises SpongeBob — goes back to the customer..
Customer: Another one? Look, I told your little friend I ain't payin' for that!
Squidward: Well, this one's on the HOUSE! (slams 피자 box...

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#1: ROY EARLE - LA NOIRE:
Earle has little respect for others. This is evident from various racist and misogynistic remarks that he makes throughout the game.

Earle is also an opportunist. He 스톨, 훔친 a roll of money worth $1,000 which was actually evidence, after claiming "the department owed him fifty," when the department only owed him $20. He also evidently took bribes and had a personal stake in the fixed boxing match between Albert Hammond and Kid Galahad. He also tells Phelps in The Black Caesar that he wanted to 덮개, 랩 up the case before he had to actually work overtime instead of just claiming...

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상단, 맨 위로 4 scariest 구스범스 characters (in MY opinion)

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I thought I had more... But it's been so damn long..

#1: SLAPPY:

Funny that I was never scared of Slappy back in the day. Looking baxk. He's so perfect a villain., Episcally the episode where he's trying to make everyone think the girl has gone crazy, so nobody believes her. Why? As RL stines "Slappy is the dummy who ironically ain't no dummy". Maniplative, sadistic, and controlling.. Slappy may not look muxh, but he kind of a evil genius.. But he is also so fun to watch. He always a dark verison of comic relief. Even though most of it may not be that funny, but what do 당신 expect from...

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Red Dead Redemption NIGHTMARE FUEL:

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#1: THE MYSTERIOUS MAN:
The strange man doesn't seem to be entirely human. He knows a startling amount of John's personal history despite John having no recollection of ever meeting him in the past, and John repeatedly asks who he is, and how he knows John, but the man always avoids the question. In his last encounter with John, he is seen standing 의해 a 나무, 트리 overlooking John's ranch at Beecher's Hope. He cryptically tells John that it's "a beautiful spot". In the Playable Epilogue, it's the excat spot that John, Abigail, and Uncle are buried after the US Army's attack on the ranch.
And even...

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Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has 당신 reunite a zoophile with his 가장 좋아하는 horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when 당신 do the "right" thing, 당신 often end up making people's lives worse. 당신 give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with 당신 to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who 당신 helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, 키스 ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if 당신 spare him, he later tries to kill 당신 anyway..

#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..

#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the 다음 fix,...

Trivia of Canada24.. (Well Wind, 당신 didn't say it was NOT okay to steal your idea)

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~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines 일 actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons 의해 his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his 비밀번호 for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.....

CaNADA24 상단, 맨 위로 5 영화 당신 THINK he would like.. But he doesn't

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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th, ORGINAL:
I just don't get how THAT gave us Jason Voorhees.. It's so stupid.

#2: KILL BILL:
It's weird.. I just always found this movie TOO action-y.. I don't know if it's Uma Thurman.. The over acting.. The subtitles.. 또는 just that I had to sit though it over a thousand times..
Either way.. I'll put this movie lower on this, but it's the quickest I could think of.

#3: SAW 3D:
This is when the series became that torture porn 당신 THINK the series started as.. It's stupid.. The movie is stupid.

#4: RESIDENT EVIL:
No thank you..

#5: REVENANT:
Let me clarify.. I DO like this movie.. But I mainly just watch the first half, rarely the 초 half.
But still.. Leonardo literary had to eat raw meat, crawl in the snow, and get ravaged 의해 a CGI grizzly, to finally get that damn oscar..

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CANADA24 reviews CANNIBAL HALOCOAST

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Well.. Shit.. This is what my life has come to.

Reviewing one of the most, sadistic, mean spirited, shit your pants, scary, films ever made..

This film has NO limits.. They legit murdered real animals, cause the diractor is a sadist.. So much so, that he, no joke, was actually arrested and had to prove to a court room that it's only a movie, and that his actors are all fine.

So yeah.. 당신 can all keep watching your Blair Witch Project.. 당신 can keep believing that to be real.. But least nobody got arrested for that one.

Next time someone says "found footage was NEVER scary", maybe so them this...

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THE KNOCKING GAME:

I have a friend at MHC who was willing to clean this up and pass it along. I’m not sure NoSleep is the right place for this story. There are no ghosts 또는 anything like that. I just wanted to share a creepy prank someone played on me and my friends.

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Back when I was in high school, we used to play something called the Knocking Game. We’d go out to the abandoned McAllister house after dark, shut ourselves inside, turn off all the lights, and wait. Eventually, there would be a knock at the door. The knocking would get louder and louder until somebody finally chickened out...

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Let's review the most overrated creepy 파스타 ever..

Everyone loves too say it.. "Jeff the killer is overrated"..

I know what your thinking.

YOU: Connor, how can it be overrated if nobody likes it?..

Well... Shut up. I'M the sarcastic one here. Not you.

Let's take read what Wind says..

"Jeff is just another emotional 이모 teenager who wants to be edgy and scary when he is just annoying. There is nothing cool about being a psychotic murderer. There’s nothing great about glorifying someone who kills people. This is just pathetic. So Jeff is a kid who gets picked on so much to the point where he just...

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One of the greatest examples of GOOD jump scares is Insidious.
This movie is so scary, yet so awesome.
Even the 3rd one was pretty enjoyable.
Elise Reiner is the protagonist of the third, and she's the most badass old lady ever.. Well. She's about 60 또는 something.. So.. Old-ish..

Anyway.. Here's what happens..

A married couple Josh (Patrick Wilson) and Renai (Rose Byrne), their sons Dalton (Ty Simpkins) and Foster (Andrew Astor), and infant daughter Cali have recently moved into a new home. One night, Dalton is drawn to the attic when he hears creaking noises and sees the door open 의해 itself. He...

SATEN TWIST AND ALEXMINE: Season 1; episode 3 (part 5)

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Read the MLP/GTA crossover if your wondering why Trixie is suddenly the stories cover, instead of Glazey, Glaze, Glaze..

Trixie and Saten are lying in bed.

Trixie: Ohh, cheer up.. There were.. Parts I liked.

Saten: This is so embarrassing.

Trixie: (kisses his cheek) It's okay, you've had it rough lately.

Saten: (sighs) Just give me another try.

Trixie: Ohh, jee.. 당신 don't have to impress me babe.

Saten: Too be honest, it's 더 많이 for myself.

Trixie: (giggles) Fine, I guess we ca-

Dinky: I'm home.

Saten: Damn it.

Trixie: (laughs at this, and goes to get dressed).

SHORTLY AFTER:

Saten: (hugs Dinky) 저기요 kiddo,...

상단, 맨 위로 ten 영화 hated 의해 their actors

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#1: RYAN REYNOLDS - GREEN LANTERN:
Anyone who's seen the trailer of DeadPool, knows Ryan is just looking for any excuse possible to insult his own performance in Green Lantern.
It's not the WORST movie, it's at least watchable.
But still pretty bad..

#2: JASON BATEMAN - HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:
I actually found this movie hilarious, but yet Bateman wishes he had nothing to do with it, even though it's not even too bad of a movie..

#3: JIMMY TATRO - GROWN UPS 2:
It's his first time appearing in hollywood.
And I can tell Jimmy hates this, almost every new 유튜브 skit involves insulting this movie.
Though.....

Weird.. I'm back to HATING the Nightmare on Elms 거리 remake..

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Earl Haley honestly "tried".. But the script was all wrong, so was the make up..

They probably were trying to make Freddy scary again.

But they missed on actually SCARY in the orginal.. It was just pointless jump scares like the remake.. Freddy was in the shadows, 당신 never understood who, 또는 even WHAT this was.. And he barely talks in the first.. He is always laughing (and I mean SCARY laughter)..

Also..

It actually takes a while before he kills 당신 in the REAL Freddy Krueger movies..
He likes playing games with his victims.. In the first, this including sadistically stalking you, and getting...

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Nostalgia Critic..

Who doesn't 사랑 Nostalgia Critic.

Well, certainly enough people for him to have a name for Fanfiction stories..

But the thing is. I was shocked 의해 the fact this story I'm 읽기 is actually GOOD..
It actually fits the mood of Nostalgia Critic.
It's not just one of the great many soap operas, 또는 clopping stores.

It's him reviewing that dumb 나귀, 엉덩이 show TEEN TITANS GO. After Satan brought it to earth (for those that don't watch the show. The recurring actor Malcolm 레이 has a recurring role lord Saten, protraying the "devil" as a "internet troll", rather than the "king of evil"), cause...

Lonely Island - Great 일 lyrics

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[Andy Samberg:] I don't know why but today seems like it's gonna be a great day!
There's something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There's a skip in my step, a pip in my pep [Snort] and I don't know why!

Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife 또는 the kids?
[Bobby Moynihan:] No
Fantastic news!
(maniacal laughter)

Wonderful 일 makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My 심장 is racing along barapa pampam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I've 로스트 my job!
They say "Young man, the...