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Citizen: Yo? what the fuck!?
Shene: OPEN FIRE!! (they all begin shooting)


Shane: 의해 the way. If 당신 die 또는 fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife.


Shane: Enough is ENOUGH!.. Enough of this!.. Enough sitting around masterbating!
Daryl: Just that ONE time!
Shane: NOUGH! Risking our lives, over a little girl who's GONE! Enough! Living 다음 to 외양간, 헛간 with things that want to kill us!.. I mean. It might just be the alcohol talking bu-
Daryl: This place has alcohol!?
Shane: ENOUTH! Interrupting me all the time!
Daryl: Whatever.
Shane: ow! If 당신 wanna live!? 당신 wanna SURVIVE!? 당신 gotta FIGHT FOR IT! 당신 gotta want it! Don't cha want it!? DON'T CHA WANT IT!.. I know I sure do! I want it real BAD!.. Because I'm high on pain killers and I'm opening those 외양간, 헛간 doors so we can finish this cornshit! Wait here! Wait now!


Shane: (punches Randell in the nose) Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?
Randell: Your crazy!
Shane: that's not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!
Rick: Shane, what are yo-
Shane: (turns the gun sideways) I'll even turn sideways like a black man!
Rick: Have 당신 로스트 your mind!?
Shane: YES! YES I HAVE!!
Rick: Calm dow-
Shane: (pacing anxiously) I"M YELLING AND PACING AGAIN!!


Shane: (throws wrench violently at Rick) AMERICA!!
Rick: (dodges it at the last second) Shit dude!... That was fantastic aim!
Shane: (literary after trying to kill him) Thanks.. Your such a good friend.


Meggie: (being extra nice to Shane)
Shane: (to Dale) 당신 know Maggie has really flourished since Ottis was murdered.
Dale: What are 당신 talking about. Ottis's death was an accident.
Shane: (grins evilly) witch is exactly what someone who pulled off the perfect murder, would want 당신 to think.
Dale: What are y-. (getting nervous) Shane.. Did you.. Did 당신 kill Ottis.
Shane: Of coarse not Dale. (his head slowly starts turning to his side as he talks) Remember what 당신 said. I'm all talk. I couldn't possibly go through with it.
Dale: (shocked) My god. 당신 did it! 당신 ACTUALLY did it.
Shane: (his head is now turned past 90 degrees) My god, I really screwed myself up here. Hey, do mind going into the phone book and getting the number to that acupuncturist.
Dale: (angry) 당신 son of a bitch! 당신 killed Ottis!
Shane: (evilly) Good luck proving that Dale.. (more serious) but seriously, that number?


Shane: Well.. Sorry it had to come to this Ricky boy. 'tragic hunting accident!
Rick: Your crazy!
Shane: I'm crazy because I REFUSE TO DIE!? Is that crazy!? (jumping around hyperly) DO I LOOK LIKE A CRAZY PERSON!?


Shane: (Rick revealed he never cared for GodFather) Fuck 당신 man! This is exactly why I want to kill you! Your just so stupid!.. Now raise your fuckin gun!
Rick: But it's not even load- ( accidentally shoots Shane in the stomach).
Rick: Shit!? Dose it hurt!>
Shane: OF COARSE IT FUCKIN HURTS!!
Fellowship of the Ring was playing on tv.
I watched for the first time in nearly four years.

These 영화 are even better than I remember.

The expression "one ring to rule them all" really IS how it happened.
Rings seem to some sort of powers in their world.
And Mordor is basically "hell".
So it's a ring from hell.

And this ring is as powerful as they get. It can brainwash anyone, and I mean ANYONE. Due to it's impartiality, beauty, and well, anything really.

But what I like about it.

Just about everything about this movie, gives off sort of a creepy vib.
But I like that in movies, makes me 더 많이 into it.

So yeah.

사랑 IT!!
posted by Canada24
"Alright Mrs Lucia.. 당신 got the stuff?" asked one of the 4 men.

"Yes I do Tom.. But don't try any funny business" Dash said sternly.

"Oh please.. Like I'm suppose to be scared of a girl, who dosen't even have big breasts" Tom replied.

"Yeah well, nobody told 당신 to look at them" Packie said, eyeing Tom.

"Nobody fuckin asked for YOUR opinion!" Tom rudely said to Packie.

"Hey fuck you!" Packie cried out, and Dash had to hold him back.

"Look Tom.. Just give us the money.. And everyone will be happy" Dash said, calmly.

"What if we DON'T" Tom replied.

"Then we kill 당신 and take the money anyway" Packie...
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#5: Princess Celestia:
Dispite what everyone says, she is actually a lovely character, and dose indeed care about her subjects..

#4: Trixie Lulamoon:
I'm probably still alone on this one..

#3: Twilight Sparkle:
It's obvious it's all about her being a princess.
But why should of it mattered in the first place.
Most people don't realize that it only makes her 더 많이 relatable and sympathic.
Plus she's every bit as adorable as Pinkie Pie..

#2: Xervier (Saw 2);
They should of kept him as secret accomplish.
He is a very creepy person, and not to be messed with, he's friggin huge!
Too bad he dies at the end of the second.
Though a saw to throat is probably still one of the EASIER deaths..

#1; Merle Dixon:
He was never a bad person.
He felt betrayed, and actually had a lot of right to be as angry as he was.
And the way he cut off his hand, actually shows he is TRUE survival.
Plus he died in honer..
#10: RIGHT NOW - KORN


#9: SEX - NICKELBACK


#8: SINNER - DROWNING POOL


#7: THE WAY I AM - 에미넴


#6: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE


#5: WAITING FOR THE WORMS - 담홍색, 핑크 FLOYD
I 사랑 the uniqueness of this song, espically the 황소, 불 horn, 또는 whatever it is..


#4: BREAK SOME OFF - KORN
It such an awesome song. A little screamo, but the 'good' type, witch isn't over used..


#3: BULLETS - CREED
It's the best way to 'really' appreciate the song, espically the VERY begining..


#2: IN THE HOUSE WITHOUT A HEARTBEAT (28 weeks later)
This song is good with EVERYTHING..


#1: SAW - FUCK THIS SHIT
It's kinda like The Pulse from Walking Dead, only scarier..
#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded 의해 a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....
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#1:
Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie?
Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.


#2:
Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you.
Niko Bellic: Understood.
Packie McReary: Good lad.


#3:
Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko.
Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate.
Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy.
Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even 런던 bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. 런던 Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do 당신 know what my 상단, 맨 위로 three 가장 좋아하는 things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. 초 is Nazis. Can 당신 guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: 당신 will witness what happens what here today, and 당신 will will speak of it later.. Except 당신 won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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EPISODE 1:

I reread my old reviews.. I didn't really give this show the proper justice.. There's actually SO MUCH I can say about it.. I just didn't know at the time..

Hellsing is one of the FAVOURITE animes of my opinion.. And even than, I'm very mixed about this show.. I'm just not really a big 아니메 fan.

Today.. I review episode one..

I don't know what I disliked about episode one the first time reviewing it.

But yeah.. Episode one is actually fucking awesome!..

We are opened up with Sera's as a police officer..Fight.. In my opinion a pretty interesting villain.

That is his only known name.....
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Spoilers:

I just realized this review isn't on here, so here...


Well I talked about the issues about things non-related to the film itself. And now I finally saw the movie itself.. Not gonna lie, it was fucking awesome.. So lets see if I can make a good review of it. I'm no WindWaker430, but I do my best..

So I saw this film with my sister and her boyfriend (PS: She’s younger 의해 at least a year).

So lets start with the first thing.. The laugh.. This movie takes a very unexpected approach. It addresses the infamish joker laugh as a ongoing condition, rather than the usual evil laugh cliche....
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#1: FRIDAY THE 13th":
Crystal Lake is assumed closed.
But teens sneak into it, to fuck in a horror movie.
Cause 당신 know. That ALWAYS ends well.

And the only one stopping them, is a crazy man, ranting about stuff. And saying "YOUR DOOMED!"
When it'll be far 더 많이 affective to say

"Don't go into crystal lake, anyone who goes into crystal lake, dies"


#2: FRIDAY THE 13th:
One of them mistakes Jason for one of her friends.
Yeah, because a 7 foot tall blood covered man with a hockey mask, can apparently look like "anyone".


#3: JAWS 4:
Early on we get Seans death 상어 attack.. Well, a shaky camera IMPLYING...
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Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..


#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:

Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight 당신 are not quite sure what he is about 또는 how dangerous he is although 당신 have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a 더 많이 mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
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I know I said I wasn't gonna review shows anymore.. But I changed my mind for Rick and Morty.

This was one of my most requested reviews I've got.. And from the many clips I seen on youtube, including the screaming sun. I knew I had to watch this. It's all people ever talk about..

I watch the episodes same place I watch all my reviewed shows "watchcartoonsonline".

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Anyway.. So far.. I can't believe I never watched this show. Cause the first two episodes were awesome.. Though also weird.. Which I know is gonna be a common theme.

Like most of us, I like Rick the most. Though the burp running...
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#1:

Trevor: Yo what the fuck cowboy!?

Audience: (laughs)

Johnny: (reveals himself)

Audience: (cheers)

Trevor: (annoyedly) Oh great. 더 많이 bikers.

Johnny: I hope 당신 don't mind us setting up 집 here?

Trevor: No, no. I am okay with that.

(at the trailer)

Trevor: (pacing angrily) I AM SO NOT OKAY WITH THIS!

Audience: (laughs)

Ron: Chill out boss. We can sell to them. They look rich.

Trevor: Ohh. And this is the part where I say "I am okay with that".. (laughs) WELL I AM!

Audience: (laughs)

Trevor: Come on boys! The 로스트 is are new members.. What's the worst that can come from this.

Wade: Just try not to screw...
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#1: TREVOR PHILLIPS:



Of coarse he had to be number 1.

We all 사랑 Trevor, but we 사랑 him BECAUSE he is a cold, untamed, unhinged, dark, sociopathic, unpredictable, ruthless and psychopathic crime lord.

He does everything in an awful and relentless manner, (much different from Michael). Although Trevor is this kind of person, he is also honest about it and will never show hypocrisy and he will also have his own charm along with his own principals (his principals being different from Michael's).

Trevor is considered to be the most violent and the most chaotic character ever created in the...
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~Personal Information~
-Canada’s birthday is February 11th, 1994, a few days before Valentines.. Not that Valentines 일 actually MATTERS.
-His’s real name is Connor, but is sometimes called Cons 의해 his friends.. His name Canada24, was originally a inside joke amongst himself, as CANADA24 is his 비밀번호 for anything that EVER needed a password..
-Connor was born a christian. But he doesn't believe very much in Jesus.. Well, at least not the part about him being the son of God.. But he believes the painful death on the cross.. Humans are animals.
-Connor has both Irish blood, french blood.....
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I still think the movie, The Gallows, is kinda underrated.. But I found out now, what it all true means.. And Pfeifer is a total 암캐, 암 캐 when 당신 think about it.

In the beginning of the movie Pfeifer asked Reese to do the play, Reese agrees to this because he has a huge 나귀, 엉덩이 crush on her. And unfortunately, Reese can't act.

After Reese's annoying friend, Ryan realizes that Reese is only doing the play to impress Pfeifer, not because he likes drama, Ryan (after finding a broken door) suggests that they sneak into the school tonight tand ruin the settings so that Reese escapes the play without annoying...
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#1: MUNTZ: (Up)
Muntz is best described as determined, paranoid, insane, selfish, greedy, violent, bitter, hateful, loathsome, charismatic, manipulative, traitorous, deceiving, angry, sly, men, cunning, ruthless, intelligent.

But really think about it.. He was an explorer who was accused faking the bird's discovery, and if didn't prove it too be real, there goes his career.. However.. He has 50 years in the jungle trying to catch the damn thing and now that he has, some kid and an old guy are trying to steal it back from him.. 당신 can argue the bird had babies, but I don't think Muntz even knew...
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#10: CHILLER:
Your inside a torture room, and the only goal of the game, is torturing the victim in every way possible.
The worst part of both Chiller and RapePlay, is that it's simply for the players "pleasure".
Oh, and no music, so it's extra creepy..


#9: LUNA GAME:
It's MLP, so the game itself may not be too scary.
But it's scary what it does too your computer.
Seriously.. It's literary a virus..


#8: 8:46:
While the intentions seemed good.
Being trapped on the 상단, 맨 위로 floor during 9/11 to make players understand the horrors of the event instead just pissed off the...
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