BEST OF ANDERSON:
Anderson: Please support the official release, 당신 protestant fuckbucket.
Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my 가장 좋아하는 cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my 가장 좋아하는 cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. 당신 know what time it is.. (Rape time)
Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?
Intergra: 당신 do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And what makes 당신 say that?
Intergra: Because your killing my men!
Anderson: (kills two of her men wait infront of her) I have no idea what your talking about!
Anderson: 당신 will witness what happens what here today, and 당신 will will speak of it later.. Except 당신 won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
Anderson: 당신 know what. Fuck it.. Knife!
Anderson: It’s a shame for 당신 로스트 your head. A careless vampire, who wound up dead. 당신 wore your sin like it was some kind of prize. Too many lies… too many lies.
Anderson: Least till its time ta sligh in da nigght!
Anderson: 의해 Jove, 당신 fucking hedder of a woman! Surrounded 의해 fifty vampire Nazis armed literally to the teeth, and what do 당신 do!? 당신 get out of your fucking car, pull out your sword, cut off one of their heads and yell, "come at me, 당신 kraut shits!" No wonder Alucard wants to plow that virgin soil. I'm thinking about growing some 꽃 myself! Ha, ha, ha, ha.
BEST OF JAN VALENTINE:
Jan: Aw man, that totally sucks! And we came all the way out here with these foreign exchange students on a field trip through England!
Guard: Oh yeah. Where from?
Jan: (Jan snaps his fingers, summoning countless machine gun barrels; MP5 Navy+Suppressor, to be exact, from the bus behind him) Texas! [Sub-Machine gun fire; guards killed]
Jan: Aww shit.. I guess we need 더 많이 preyer in school!
Walter: (grabs Jan's arm) I got your arm!
Jan: (his arm tears off) SO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!
Jan: Well, 당신 have fun with that, bro. I'm gonna go skull-fuck that Hellsing bitch... And the old guys... Ah, fuck it. Skull-fuckin' for everyone!! Come here, ghoul!!
Jan: Alright, alright... what 당신 do, is 당신 go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help 당신 go fuck yourself!
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that 당신 think that your titless 나귀, 엉덩이 intimidates me, 또는 that 당신 think my boss would let me live if 당신 did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
BEST OF ALUCARD:
Alucard: Now, I know what you’re thinking: “How did all this come about?” Well, it all started on a midnight stroll through the woods. The air was clear, the moon was full. I was dying to sink my teeth into something. Get it? Because I'm a vampire. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha… It’s funny.
Priest Vampire: I still plan to kill her. But first.. I'm gonna kill YOU!
Alucard: Oh? See, that would be intimidating, if 당신 were… well, intimidating.
Priest Vampire: Grr.. Are 당신 mocking me!?
Alucard: Oh, no, no, no, no, no… Pfft, yeah. (shoots the priest vampire).
Alucard: Oh, yeah. Forgot about you. Sorry about that whole “shooting you” thing, but I know if 당신 look deep into your 심장 - which is currently all over that 나무, 트리 - you’ll find a way to forgive me.
Police Girl: [dying] Guh… gah…
Alucard: Awww, geez, 당신 look like a puppy. A blonde, eviscerated puppy.
Police Girl: [still dying] Gah… *tear*
Alucard: Christ! Fine! I’ll help you! But only because 당신 got nice tits.
Integra: 당신 need to stop going on walks.
Alucard: And 당신 need to hurry up and hook up some god-damned DSL in here!
Alucard: Sweet Black fucking Sabbath! If I wasn’t holding out for that beast of a woman Integra, I’d fuck the red right out of those eyes. [Seras gets stabbed 의해 holy sacred bayonets in the back] Well… kinda like that, only with less symbolism and 더 많이 my penis in your vagina.
Anderson: How the blood-soaked protestant hell did 당신 do that?!
Alucard: Fuck you, that’s how.
Integra: Over the last couple of years we've had some... expensive claims...
Alucard: Like what?
Sir Integra: First off -- property damage.
[cut scene of an explosion and people running away from OVA 6]
Alucard: Good times.
Sir Intergra: Dozens of noise complaints...
[cut scene to Police Girl and Alucard blasting Nobody 의해 Skindred]
Alucard: Sorry! I can't hear you!
Integra: Killing at least a dozen innocent people...
Alucard: Oh, so did Anthony Hopkins, and he got a fucking Oscar for it!
Integra: And, all of the sexual harassment.
Alucard: ... I'm not apologizing.
Alucard: Come on! 당신 were talking all of that good shit a 초 ago, then I blew your fucking legs off!!
Luke Valentine: But, I... you... what the fuck?!
Alucard: What's wrong demi-god? Just grow back your legs, (As he SMASHES the leg in his hand!) summon up your demons, hit me; FIGHT ME!!! Give me a hug~!
Luke Valentine: Really...? (Baskerville the AFOREMENTIONED Big Black Dog descends upon him as a certain soon-to-be bloody Valentine cries: ) OH GOD NO-!!!
[Cut to conferance room phone, as the committee members and Integra listen to Luke being violently eaten alive. 의해 the Big Black Dog. Integra smiles wryly.]
Alucard: (on speakerphone): We're here on Epic Meal Time!! I'm the sauce boss, and tonight, we're eating this blond little wannabe demi-god bitch!
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet 당신 I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet 당신 you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet 당신 you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet 당신 you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
Alucard: (appears though wall) 저기요 KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY!?
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did 당신 do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But 당신 can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did 당신 do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
Integra: And exactly what happened whilst 당신 were minding your own business?
Alucard: So I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller and then all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in my door!
[Door gets kicked in 의해 B.O.P.E. forces, as Alucard recounts his trial of tribulation.]
Alucard: One of them yelled out: (Cut to the B.O.P.E. Schmuck.)
Schmuck: GET ON YOUR KNEES!
Alucard: And I responded with: (Cut to the past.) I fucked your mother last night!!
Alucard: And they took exception to that. (Raging gunfire ensues, as the Schmuck emits a war cry, and Alucard's body gets shot to the ground. Not Dead, 의해 the way. KThxDie.) But 당신 know how that song and dance goes. (Men screaming as they die) And I killed all but one of them.
Integra: What happened to the last one?
(Man whimpering and shoots himself in the head.)
Alucard: PUSSED OUT LIKE A BITCH!!
Alucard: Silver lining? I can 취소하기 my room service!
Alucard: You're right. Enough focusing on the past. Instead, let's focus on the past! [We see flashbacks to his and Walter's battles with the Nazis, considering we're a bit too early to Abridge the Dawn.] Back in World War II, Walter and I were part of a top-secret government operation called "Operation: Kraut Control". Walter was fifteen, and I'm pretty sure if I'm remembering correctly, I was a girl.
Reggie: Wait a second, but that implies that the Queen-
Alucard: INTERRUPT MY STORY AGAIN, REGGIE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
Alucard: Walter, do 당신 know what my 상단, 맨 위로 three 가장 좋아하는 things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. 초 is Nazis. Can 당신 guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
Alucard: The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of 85,000 feet.
Integra: 당신 sure do seem to know a lot about it.
Alucard: DO 당신 EVEN READ MY 크리스마스 LIST?!
BEST OF MAJOR:
The Major: Gentlemen… ve… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: Und ve… vill have var!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: Und ve… und ve… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
The Major: I'm sure you're chomping at the bit to find out vhat ve have in store for you, nein?
Integra: Nazi army.
The Major: ...wow, just, kill all the fun! Put the fun in camps, vhy don't you?!
The Major: Gentlemen. Operation Bait 봉고차, 반 Winkle is a rezounding success. Alucard is now exactly where we need him to be so we can 옮기기 앞으로 with our little...surprise. However, before ve begin our 다음 phase, I would like to take some time to address a rumor floating around the fleet. Some of 당신 have come to believe that I like var. I wish to dash these rumors! I do not like var. I. LOVE. VAR. Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war. 당신 get up in ze morning, 당신 get into your shitty car, und 당신 see a rich CEO who works half as hard as 당신 do drive down ze 거리 in his Porsche. "Class Var." 당신 make it to vork, und 당신 find out that ze annual drug test is today. Und 당신 just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights 이전 before 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 with your wife's awful parents. "Drug Var." But zhen, 당신 find out that ze only ones being called in for testing are your black and Hispanic co-workers. "Race Var." Then, 당신 try und post about it on your Facebook, but zen all your 프렌즈 start arguing about vhat's right und what's wrong. "Flame Var." 당신 finally get home, und 당신 decide to relax 의해 vatching a program about: "Who gets ze box?" "What's in ze box?" "How much is vhat's in ze box worth?" "Storage Vars." (chuckles) (Gustav Holsts - "The Planets - Mars, the Bringer of War" starts playing in the background) What I am telling you, my Nazi army of one zhousand vampires, is that I am a purveyor of var. And with your help over ze years, ve are now at the precipice of our true goal. 당신 see, I vant a simple var. No Class Vars, no Drug Vars, no Race Vars, no Flame Vars, und certainly, no Cold Vars! Blueballed for forty years. Vhat I vant is a var zhat only ve can bring. A true var! A German var! The sequel you've all been vaiting for! I! VANT! VORLD! VAR!! THREE!!!
Nazi: Even 런던 bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. 런던 Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
Anderson: Please support the official release, 당신 protestant fuckbucket.
Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my 가장 좋아하는 cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my 가장 좋아하는 cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. 당신 know what time it is.. (Rape time)
Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?
Intergra: 당신 do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And what makes 당신 say that?
Intergra: Because your killing my men!
Anderson: (kills two of her men wait infront of her) I have no idea what your talking about!
Anderson: 당신 will witness what happens what here today, and 당신 will will speak of it later.. Except 당신 won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
Anderson: 당신 know what. Fuck it.. Knife!
Anderson: It’s a shame for 당신 로스트 your head. A careless vampire, who wound up dead. 당신 wore your sin like it was some kind of prize. Too many lies… too many lies.
Anderson: Least till its time ta sligh in da nigght!
Anderson: 의해 Jove, 당신 fucking hedder of a woman! Surrounded 의해 fifty vampire Nazis armed literally to the teeth, and what do 당신 do!? 당신 get out of your fucking car, pull out your sword, cut off one of their heads and yell, "come at me, 당신 kraut shits!" No wonder Alucard wants to plow that virgin soil. I'm thinking about growing some 꽃 myself! Ha, ha, ha, ha.
BEST OF JAN VALENTINE:
Jan: Aw man, that totally sucks! And we came all the way out here with these foreign exchange students on a field trip through England!
Guard: Oh yeah. Where from?
Jan: (Jan snaps his fingers, summoning countless machine gun barrels; MP5 Navy+Suppressor, to be exact, from the bus behind him) Texas! [Sub-Machine gun fire; guards killed]
Jan: Aww shit.. I guess we need 더 많이 preyer in school!
Walter: (grabs Jan's arm) I got your arm!
Jan: (his arm tears off) SO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!!
Jan: Well, 당신 have fun with that, bro. I'm gonna go skull-fuck that Hellsing bitch... And the old guys... Ah, fuck it. Skull-fuckin' for everyone!! Come here, ghoul!!
Jan: Alright, alright... what 당신 do, is 당신 go down to the local pharmacy, ask for something called Viagra, and it will help 당신 go fuck yourself!
Jan: [Laughing] I don't know what's fucking funnier, the fact that 당신 think that your titless 나귀, 엉덩이 intimidates me, 또는 that 당신 think my boss would let me live if 당신 did! (Is suddenly enveloped in blue fire) AND NOW I'M ON FUCKING FIRE! SO NOW IT'S FREE GAME!!
BEST OF ALUCARD:
Alucard: Now, I know what you’re thinking: “How did all this come about?” Well, it all started on a midnight stroll through the woods. The air was clear, the moon was full. I was dying to sink my teeth into something. Get it? Because I'm a vampire. Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha… It’s funny.
Priest Vampire: I still plan to kill her. But first.. I'm gonna kill YOU!
Alucard: Oh? See, that would be intimidating, if 당신 were… well, intimidating.
Priest Vampire: Grr.. Are 당신 mocking me!?
Alucard: Oh, no, no, no, no, no… Pfft, yeah. (shoots the priest vampire).
Alucard: Oh, yeah. Forgot about you. Sorry about that whole “shooting you” thing, but I know if 당신 look deep into your 심장 - which is currently all over that 나무, 트리 - you’ll find a way to forgive me.
Police Girl: [dying] Guh… gah…
Alucard: Awww, geez, 당신 look like a puppy. A blonde, eviscerated puppy.
Police Girl: [still dying] Gah… *tear*
Alucard: Christ! Fine! I’ll help you! But only because 당신 got nice tits.
Integra: 당신 need to stop going on walks.
Alucard: And 당신 need to hurry up and hook up some god-damned DSL in here!
Alucard: Sweet Black fucking Sabbath! If I wasn’t holding out for that beast of a woman Integra, I’d fuck the red right out of those eyes. [Seras gets stabbed 의해 holy sacred bayonets in the back] Well… kinda like that, only with less symbolism and 더 많이 my penis in your vagina.
Anderson: How the blood-soaked protestant hell did 당신 do that?!
Alucard: Fuck you, that’s how.
Integra: Over the last couple of years we've had some... expensive claims...
Alucard: Like what?
Sir Integra: First off -- property damage.
[cut scene of an explosion and people running away from OVA 6]
Alucard: Good times.
Sir Intergra: Dozens of noise complaints...
[cut scene to Police Girl and Alucard blasting Nobody 의해 Skindred]
Alucard: Sorry! I can't hear you!
Integra: Killing at least a dozen innocent people...
Alucard: Oh, so did Anthony Hopkins, and he got a fucking Oscar for it!
Integra: And, all of the sexual harassment.
Alucard: ... I'm not apologizing.
Alucard: Come on! 당신 were talking all of that good shit a 초 ago, then I blew your fucking legs off!!
Luke Valentine: But, I... you... what the fuck?!
Alucard: What's wrong demi-god? Just grow back your legs, (As he SMASHES the leg in his hand!) summon up your demons, hit me; FIGHT ME!!! Give me a hug~!
Luke Valentine: Really...? (Baskerville the AFOREMENTIONED Big Black Dog descends upon him as a certain soon-to-be bloody Valentine cries: ) OH GOD NO-!!!
[Cut to conferance room phone, as the committee members and Integra listen to Luke being violently eaten alive. 의해 the Big Black Dog. Integra smiles wryly.]
Alucard: (on speakerphone): We're here on Epic Meal Time!! I'm the sauce boss, and tonight, we're eating this blond little wannabe demi-god bitch!
Alucard: It was the Nazis, wasn't it?
Sir Integra: No!
Alucard: Bet 당신 I'm right!
Sir Integra: Bet 당신 you're wrong!
Alucard: Bet 당신 you're a skank~!
Sir Integra: Bet 당신 you're an asshole!
Alucard: BITCH, I EAT PEOPLE!
Alucard: (appears though wall) 저기요 KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY!?
Alucard: Y'ello?
Integra: What did 당신 do?
Alucard: Alright. (Alucard over the phone) But 당신 can't be mad at me.
Integra: What did 당신 do?
Alucard: Okay, first, I was minding my own business-
Integra: (Slams hand on table) BULLSHIT!!
Alucard: (Whining) I was!!!!
Integra: And exactly what happened whilst 당신 were minding your own business?
Alucard: So I was just chillaxing in my room like a baller and then all of a sudden these schmucks kicked in my door!
[Door gets kicked in 의해 B.O.P.E. forces, as Alucard recounts his trial of tribulation.]
Alucard: One of them yelled out: (Cut to the B.O.P.E. Schmuck.)
Schmuck: GET ON YOUR KNEES!
Alucard: And I responded with: (Cut to the past.) I fucked your mother last night!!
Alucard: And they took exception to that. (Raging gunfire ensues, as the Schmuck emits a war cry, and Alucard's body gets shot to the ground. Not Dead, 의해 the way. KThxDie.) But 당신 know how that song and dance goes. (Men screaming as they die) And I killed all but one of them.
Integra: What happened to the last one?
(Man whimpering and shoots himself in the head.)
Alucard: PUSSED OUT LIKE A BITCH!!
Alucard: Silver lining? I can 취소하기 my room service!
Alucard: You're right. Enough focusing on the past. Instead, let's focus on the past! [We see flashbacks to his and Walter's battles with the Nazis, considering we're a bit too early to Abridge the Dawn.] Back in World War II, Walter and I were part of a top-secret government operation called "Operation: Kraut Control". Walter was fifteen, and I'm pretty sure if I'm remembering correctly, I was a girl.
Reggie: Wait a second, but that implies that the Queen-
Alucard: INTERRUPT MY STORY AGAIN, REGGIE! SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!
Major: Helllo
Alucard: (laughing) HE'S STILL SO FUCKIN FAT! He's like a Nazi Louis C.K.! Wait wait no no, Jim Gaffigan! Jim Gaffigan!
Alucard: Walter, do 당신 know what my 상단, 맨 위로 three 가장 좋아하는 things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. 초 is Nazis. Can 당신 guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
Alucard: The Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird. An advanced long-range strategic reconnaissance aircraft capable of Mach 3 and an altitude of 85,000 feet.
Integra: 당신 sure do seem to know a lot about it.
Alucard: DO 당신 EVEN READ MY 크리스마스 LIST?!
BEST OF MAJOR:
The Major: Gentlemen… ve… are Nazis!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: Und ve… vill have var!
Nazis: Sieg heil! Sieg heil!
The Major: Und ve… und ve… *sneeze*
Nazis: Gesundheit! Gesundheit!
Doctor: But Major, now zhat zhey know of our plans...
Major: Ah, Herr Doctor, but that iz the plan~! Now that zhey know our plan, zhey will plan around our plan, and zo we zhall in turn plan around zhe plan zhat zhey are planning around our plan!!
Doctor: Your brilliance knows no bounds!
Major: And regardless... We have one advantage that they sorely lack... ZEPPELINS!
The Major: I'm sure you're chomping at the bit to find out vhat ve have in store for you, nein?
Integra: Nazi army.
The Major: ...wow, just, kill all the fun! Put the fun in camps, vhy don't you?!
The Major: Gentlemen. Operation Bait 봉고차, 반 Winkle is a rezounding success. Alucard is now exactly where we need him to be so we can 옮기기 앞으로 with our little...surprise. However, before ve begin our 다음 phase, I would like to take some time to address a rumor floating around the fleet. Some of 당신 have come to believe that I like var. I wish to dash these rumors! I do not like var. I. LOVE. VAR. Through my life, I have discovered so many forms of war. 당신 get up in ze morning, 당신 get into your shitty car, und 당신 see a rich CEO who works half as hard as 당신 do drive down ze 거리 in his Porsche. "Class Var." 당신 make it to vork, und 당신 find out that ze annual drug test is today. Und 당신 just so happened to take a puff of your one-hitter a couple nights 이전 before 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 with your wife's awful parents. "Drug Var." But zhen, 당신 find out that ze only ones being called in for testing are your black and Hispanic co-workers. "Race Var." Then, 당신 try und post about it on your Facebook, but zen all your 프렌즈 start arguing about vhat's right und what's wrong. "Flame Var." 당신 finally get home, und 당신 decide to relax 의해 vatching a program about: "Who gets ze box?" "What's in ze box?" "How much is vhat's in ze box worth?" "Storage Vars." (chuckles) (Gustav Holsts - "The Planets - Mars, the Bringer of War" starts playing in the background) What I am telling you, my Nazi army of one zhousand vampires, is that I am a purveyor of var. And with your help over ze years, ve are now at the precipice of our true goal. 당신 see, I vant a simple var. No Class Vars, no Drug Vars, no Race Vars, no Flame Vars, und certainly, no Cold Vars! Blueballed for forty years. Vhat I vant is a var zhat only ve can bring. A true var! A German var! The sequel you've all been vaiting for! I! VANT! VORLD! VAR!! THREE!!!
Nazi: Even 런던 bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. 런던 Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
Another interesting episode..
Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.
I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.
Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).
Till 다음 episode I guess
Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..
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Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.
I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.
Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).
Till 다음 episode I guess
Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..
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DEATH NOTE:
It looks interesting so maybe the dozens of people asking might get what they want :D
MONSTER:
Yeah.. Again, dozens of requests.. I think I will at some point..
DRAGON BALL Z:
I would. But I have trouble finding it..
HELLSING ORGINAL:
Someday maybe, but most OTHER people say there's not much need. It's not very good..
BLACK LAGOON:
I tried.
It's great. But too many cliche's for me.
And the voices ruin it for me..
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It looks interesting so maybe the dozens of people asking might get what they want :D
MONSTER:
Yeah.. Again, dozens of requests.. I think I will at some point..
DRAGON BALL Z:
I would. But I have trouble finding it..
HELLSING ORGINAL:
Someday maybe, but most OTHER people say there's not much need. It's not very good..
BLACK LAGOON:
I tried.
It's great. But too many cliche's for me.
And the voices ruin it for me..
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When 당신 watch the 더 많이 serious films, Freddy Krueger IS something that can be considered actually scary.
First off, dreams are suppose to be a 안전한, 안전 place.
And what makes the orginal so scary, is the fact that the dream sequences themselves look and feel so spooky.
Something the remake ALSO fails at.
Freddy dosen't just suddenly appear, like in the remake.
He quietly calls out your name, he makes 당신 feel uneasy.
And than when he dose appear in the original, most times we see him like this..
Yeah, he's in the shadows. He's mysterious.
In fact, Freddy can be compared to Steven King's IT.
He...
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First off, dreams are suppose to be a 안전한, 안전 place.
And what makes the orginal so scary, is the fact that the dream sequences themselves look and feel so spooky.
Something the remake ALSO fails at.
Freddy dosen't just suddenly appear, like in the remake.
He quietly calls out your name, he makes 당신 feel uneasy.
And than when he dose appear in the original, most times we see him like this..
Yeah, he's in the shadows. He's mysterious.
In fact, Freddy can be compared to Steven King's IT.
He...
