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STORY ONE:

CUPCAKES:

"Let it be known. My original reason posting a spoof of Cupcakes. Is to tell people to STOP taking it so damn seriously. To STOP hating on Pinkie. And STOP claiming it's so scaring. It's not even scary. And in my story, I show how things COULD of gone.."


Our story begins when the young mare 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie (who is actually now turned into the far less innocent, but somewhat adorable, Pinkamena)..

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! 당신 made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's ok, you're here now. What's a few 더 많이 minutes., I've been sooooo excited thinking about all fun stuff we're gonna do, I haven't stopped bouncing since I woke up. I mean, I almost forgot to breath I've been so happy.

RAINBOW: *Slightly uncomfortable chuckle*

PINKAMENA: 당신 ready to hear my plan than?

RAINBOW: As long as it has nothing to do with your obsession of Buffalo Bill and Leathureface

PINKAMENA: Oh don't worry.. *finally reveals herself, but wearing the dress, supposedly made out of victims* This is NOTHING to do with them.

RAINBOW: *excitedly* Than whats the plan? Are we gonna prank somepony? Cause I got plenty of fun ideas.

PINKAMENA: Better then that.. I got an idea alright. An idea that would forever change the ways most bronies would see me, even though its somewhat annoying to realize it caused so much haters, when its just a silly 크리피파스타 idea, that will clearly never happen, and isn't even as scary as everyone claims.

RAINBOW: And whats that?

PINKAMENA: *hopping excitedly* Making Cupcakes.

RAINBOW: Cupcakes?

PINKAMENA: *screaming* CUPCAAAAAKES!

RAINBOW: But Pinkie. I don't do baking. Remember last time..

PINKAMENA: But Dashie, I need ya. Your the special ingredient.

RAINBOW: What do 당신 mean 의해 that?

PINKAMENA: *nervously* Nothing.

RAINBOW: Fine.. What excatly do 당신 need me to do?

PINKAMENA: That's the spirit. *hands her an, already prepared, cupcake* Eat this.

RAINBOW: What? I thought I was helping 당신 bake?

PINKAMENA: Think of it as a.. Tester.. Ya, let's go with that.

RAINBOW: Umm, okay. *takes cupcake*

PINKAMENA: Well? Eat it silly filly. Whatcha waiting for?

RAINBOW: *about to take bite, but than stops*

PINKAMENA: *secretly losing patience* What's wrong?

RAINBOW: This... This has WAY to strong a smell for a cupcake.. Pinkie. Did 당신 spill sleep drugs on it 또는 something?

PINKAMENA: *nervously* No, no, no.. Of coarse not.

RAINBOW: Prove it. Bite it.

PINKAMENA: Umm, okay.. *bites it* 당신 see, it's fi- (falls asleep).

*THE 다음 MORNING*

Pinkamena suddenly woken up, and realized how badly she messed up.

PINKAMENA: That's the last time I lesson to you! *reveals that she was talking to Twilight's smartypants doll*

*Sudden voice* Hello? Mrs Pinkie? 당신 in here!

PINKAMENA: Of coarse.. AppleBloom promised to meet me.. *evil grin* I still can use my 'other' plan.

Pinkamena ran over to the entrance of SugerCube's and met up with the cute little filly.

APPLEBLOOM: What is it 당신 need from me?

PINKAMENA: *reveals the 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 she tired giving Rainbow* Well, firstly.. Can 당신 finish this for me. I'm stuffed.

APPLEBLOOM: What flavor is it?

PINKAMENA: What is your favorite?

APPLEBLOOM: Cherry.

PINKAMENA: Than that's what flavor it is.

APPLEBLOOM: Okay. *gobbles it up* Soo.. What now?

PINKAMENA: Now... 당신 sleep. *With that the unlucky filly soon felt very weak and clasped into a heavy sleep*.

When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of 본즈 and flesh of past ponies. Her eyes darted back and forth and then gazed up at the patchwork banner hanging from the rafters. Made from several 조랑말 hides, the words "Life is a party" were scrawled in red.

And if that weren't bad enough AppleBloom realized her hooves were chained against the wall.

APPLEBLOOM: Oh sweet Celestia.. Were the hell am I!?

PINKAMENA: *evilly* This is were I make my Cupcakes.

APPLEBLOOM: 당신 mean... No! I don't want to be a cupcake!

PINKAMENA: Relax... 당신 not going to be.. 당신 were always my favorite.. Your too good to be a cupcake.. Only reason I still chained 당신 up, is so 당신 don't run away, before I can make 당신 'join me'.

APPLEBLOOM: Noo! I don't wanna! I'm not being a part of this!

PINKAMENA: Ya, 당신 say that 'now', but trust me, 당신 have it in ya. And I know JUST how to bring it out of 당신 *Brings in a dead body, and cut up particaler parts, while giving twisted jokes about it.. How ever, after an 시간 of this prograss, AppleBloom, must of 로스트 of her mind, as those jokes suddenly seemed funny, very very funny*.

APPLEBLOOM: I think I am starting to get it know. *becoming 더 많이 evil*.

PINKAMENA: Well than, only one 더 많이 step..

APPLEBLOOM: What?

PINKAMENA: *pulls over tv* 당신 must watch Silence of the Lambs until 당신 can behave like Hanibal Lector.

APPLEBLOOM: I'll do my best.

*SEVERAL DAYS LATER*

Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn't move. She couldn't see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the 조랑말 from the bakery appeared in front of her.

SILVER SPOON: Whats going on!?

PINKAMENA: Well, its just.. Your number came up.. And.. I gotta make cupcakes!

SILVER SPOON: What dose that mean!?

PINKAMENA: *picks up huge knife* Your about to find out, *about to stab the filly.

APPLEBLOOM: Mrs Pinkie! What are 당신 doing!?

Silver Spoon feels relief.

APPLEBLOOM: 당신 said I could have this one.

Silver Spoon's relief instantly vanishes.

PINKAMENA: Oh, of coarse, I must of forgot.. *Hands AppleBloom the knife*.

APPLEBOOM: Okay dokey here we go.. *points 칼, 나이프 at Silver Spoon, menacingly* 저기요 Silver Spoon.. Guess who's gonna be a blank flank!

Silver Spoon panicked and tired as much as possible to break free but couldn't.

APPLEBLOOM: *running over* I've come to collect a head! Hawhawhaw! *but suddenly AppleBloom tripped, and accidentally pushed the release button on the ground*

Silver Spoon, didn't hesitate to run as fast as her little legs could take her.

PINKAMENA: Grab her!

She and AppleBloom chase her, but Silver Spoon soon escapes.

PINKAMENA: (Angrily) FUCK!

APPLEBLOOM: *ashamed* Sorry, Mrs Pinkie.

PINKIE: It's alright.. 당신 wouldn't be the only one to mess up some how.. Anyway.. Want to hang out 또는 something?

APPLEBLOOM: *happily* Sure!



Story 2:

무지개, 레인 보우 FACTORY:

"I have no hidden message to be proven from this. So it's 더 많이 adult themed"


SCOOTALOO: *Who is in her late teen's now* Come on! Orion! We're be late for our final test!

Orion gave no response as he followed her, just gulped to himself.

SCOOTALOO: What's the matter, Orion? 당신 afraid of getting a dead end job on the snow line?

ORION: No.. It's just... I don't know. I don't think I can do this. What if I fail? What if I don't fail, but do just bad enough to still be disliked 의해 everyone? I don't know if I can take being deported. Where do we even go, anyways?

SCOOTALOO: *gives friendly punch* That will never happen, we will NEVER fail..

*later*

SCOOTALOO: WE FAILED!

AURORA: *upsetly* Would 당신 stop fuckin reminding me!

SCOOTALOO: But I just don't understand.. We did directly what Derpy said.

AURORA: Well Derpy should go back to eating muffins, cause that was the WORST 조언 we were ever given.

*LATER AGAIN*

Scootaloo and her two 프렌즈 were forced into a mysterious carriage.

SCOTALOO: I still can't believe we failed! And even 더 많이 can't believe how angry Dashie was.

(FLASHBACK:

무지개, 레인 보우 angry flies over to Scotaloo after learning she failed the test.

RD: *intimidating the * What did I tell y'all about failing that TEST!

PRESENT TIME:)

ORION: Oh come on.. I'm sure she'll get over it. It's 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash we're talking about here. She'll ALWAYS 사랑 you..

SCOTALOO: I guess.

ORION: She IS your 초 mother after all.

SCOTALOO: True, true.

UNNAMED DRIVER: *rudely* Would 당신 three shut the hell up already!

SCOTALOO: *angrily stands up* Just cause we failed that stupid test, dosen't mean 당신 could treat us as shit!

UNNAMED DRIVER: I can treat 당신 however I want. 당신 hardly classify as 'Ponies' to Cloudsdale, 또는 any of Equestria for that matter. Now sit the fuck down and shut up until 당신 get to your destination.

Scotaloo, feeling hurt 의해 this, sits down quitely.

ORION: Where are we being taken, anyways? Not like we can tell anyone now, and I'm sure as the deliverers, 당신 guys should know

UNNAMED DRIVER: Hell if I know. We hand this carriage off to ponies in suits, and we get a bagful of coins to keep quiet about the whole thing. It's how it's always been, for a thousand years.

AURORA: *gulping* That's about as comforting as worms in a 간물, 피 클 jar..

SCOTALOO: Ya, th-.. Wait.. Worms in a 간물, 피 클 jar?

AURORA: What of it?

SCOTALOO: That's the weirdest thing I ever heard in my life.

UNNAMED DRIVER: I'll have to agree with your 주황색, 오렌지 friend on that one.

ORION: Ya.. Who says that!?

AURORA: I don't know.. It just came to mind, okay.

UNNAMED GUARD: But WHY!?

AURORA: I really like pickles... Plus I actually saw such a thing once.

ORION: Serious?

AURORA: I opened the fridge, grabbed the pickles. And their they were, floating around. Like nobodies business.

UNNAMED GUARD: How the fuck would they even get in their!?

SCOTALOO: She lives in a fishing place. Shit like that happens quite a lot.

AURORA: Strangely I STILL like pickles.

UNNAMED GUARD: Speaking of witch.. Have any of 당신 ever tried pickles with 땅콩 butter?

ALL THREE: No

UNNAMED GUARD: Well don't.. It's disgusting.

Awkward silence.

Suddenly they came to a stop, and three 프렌즈 were forced out of the carriage and followed a large group of OTHER test failures, into a mysterious building.

*LATER*

SCOTALOO: This place... the architecture... it's all so familiar... I think we're in the weather factory!

ORION: That can't be right. We were traveling for way too long. We've got to be far away from Equestria now, not to mention the city.

AURORA: Actually, Scootaloo may be right... I noticed... it was maybe the same amount of time from when we left the coliseum to the place the carriage drivers swapped, that it was from the swap place to here. But... I don't know. I'm confused. Maybe that's just a coincidence.

SCOTALOO: Ya... Coincidence... Maybe.

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE *revealing himself*: Welcome, mules... 당신 degenerates are probably wondering where exactly 당신 are. Stupid fillies. You're in Cloudsdale! The 무지개, 레인 보우 Facility, to be correct.

SCOTALOO: What's going on here? Do 당신 expect to use us as slaves? Because I'd rather be deported, thanks,

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Like 당신 failures have a choice. You'll be here for the rest of your lives! Oh, I'm sorry, where are my manners? I am Dr. Atmosphere. My degree isn't a medical one, I shall reassure you, in case you're picturing some dreadful surgery going on behind the scenes. Strange how so many worthless pegasi get that idea. No, no, my degree is in engineering. I'm one of the Forecolts in this facility. I'm sure you've all had the tour of the lower factory, no?

SCOTALOO: What lower factory? *gets tazed 의해 Factory worker standing behind her, making the poor thing cry in agony*

ORION: Hey! 당신 can't jus- *gets tazered* AHH 당신 MOTHERFU- *Gets tazed once again, at this point he was near tears, as Scotaloo helped him up*.

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: In any case. *opens door* enter this room.

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Quickly now! Quickly now! Before 더 많이 'encouragement' is needed.

The three frightenedly walk in

DOCTOR ATMOSPHERE: Enjoy the rest of your pityful lives! *slams door*

*Later*

The three all turned, and looked at the big room they had been lead too. It was fairly open and empty, almost like an theater room. At one end of the room, there were six square vats, each one nearly full with individual Spectra. Above them was a peculiar looking machine. From a central stack, six hoses broke off and lead above each of the individual vats. At the 상단, 맨 위로 of the stack was a single opening, red with rust despite the rest of the machine to be shiny and clean. Even further above that was a fairly complex looking object, with chains and gears hanging off of beams and pipes loosely. Running even higher than the whole machine was a length of scaffolding, with doors on either side leading out of the room. Down on the floor, a small collection of defeated, crying ponies sat, chatting quietly.

SCOOTALOO: Those 슈츠 there, those are from that other flight school across town.

ORION: *Sadly* So... this is where all the failures go? Not deported, but forced to work forever?

Scootaloo placed a comforting hoof onto his shoulder.

SCOOTALOO: At least we don't have to go through it alone

Suddenly, there was a commotion in the group of ex-students. One 조랑말 from an unidentified school took off, headed towards one of the doors on the scaffolding. Immediately, two suited ponies launched at record speed and both clipped the fly-away with their tasers. The 조랑말 spasmed in air, and then dropped like a stone. With an audible crack as he landed, and a violent burst of twitching, all the other ponies walked back, staring horrified at their friend. They watched, hopefully, for a long time. He didn't move. Some cried softly, most others turned away, too far confused to feel any 더 많이 emotions.

AURORA: Guess that opinion is out.

MASKED WORKER: 의해 now, you've all clearly determined that 당신 are not going into exile. There is no deportation. There never was. 당신 are in The Factory. 당신 will never leave The Factory. And while 당신 may be called useless, that's also not entirely true. You're worthless to The Flock as a Pony. But 당신 still have purpose.. Purpose to all the ponies in this land, far and wide. 당신 get to help us make rainbows! Beautiful, magical rainbows, doesn't that excite you?

ORION: Making rainbows. That's not so bad.

MASKED WORKER: 당신 ARE the rainbows!

ORION: Wow.. That's so sweet of you.

All the scared ponies, brighten up for the moment, thinking this was just a compliment.

MASKED WORKER: NO! This isn't a compliment! It means your all going to DIE!

All the ponies instantly get scared again.

PONY: WHAT!?

MASKED WORKER: I'll explain... A thousand years ago, when Celestia banished Luna from Equestria and sent her to the moon, she was charged with three tasks. She originally was in charge of raising the sun, and showering the land with rainbows. But, with the moon being an additional task, she had to hand down the responsibility of rainbows. Celestia entrusted the Pegasi of Cloudsdale to make the rainbows for her from them on. For the first dozen years, we were given powerful 유니콘 to help create Spectra. Spectra is pure pigment, pure color. Everything is full of Spectra, but 당신 can't just harvest it. 당신 can never separate color from an object. So it was made artificially with magic... That is, until our 상단, 맨 위로 engineers made a breakthrough. They discovered an ingenious way to extract pigment, and it was so beautiful even a simple machine could do it. But it couldn't be done with just anything. The conditions had to be right.

담홍색, 핑크 PONY: What did those horrible ponies do!?

The masked worker removes the mask, revealing, to everyone's shock, to be 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.

All the ponies began whispering to each other, saying 'is that 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash?' and stuff like that, to each other.

SCOTALOO: Dashie!?

ORION: Swag

RAINBOW: It had to be live ponies! Only in ponies, where magic and Spectra ran freely together!" 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash threw her head back and laughed maniacally. "Only then could the Spectra be separated! And it was such a beautiful idea, such a wonderfully horrible idea. It worked so well; we could create exponentially 더 많이 rainbows, of better quality with real Spectra. And it finally gave us a way to prevent Cloudsdale from being tainted 의해 all those horrible pegasus which couldn't fly! Ahahahah! *begins laughing uncontrollably*

Scootaloo couldn't take it anymore.

SCOOTALOO: I THOUGHT 당신 LOVED ME!

무지개, 레인 보우 stopped her laughter and looked at the angry Pegasus.

SCOOTALOO: I can't believe after all these years, your just going to let me fuckin die! *tearing up* I thought I was your little Scoot!?

RAINBOW: 당신 WERE my little Scoot.. I DID 사랑 you... I tried so hard for you! I taught 당신 everything I knew, in hopes 당신 would pass your test! 당신 had it in you, kid! I knew... I knew what they did here. Ever since I performed that Sonic Rainboom, and they approached me. I promised them to help the tradition of turning ponies into rainbows.

SCOOTALOO: 당신 did?

RAINBOW: Something like that.

(FLASHBACK:

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash flies into the factory after being hired for the job.

OLD MANAGER: Alright ma'am. I'm leaving everything to you.

RAINBOW: Alright. I'll turn worthless test failures into rainbows, like in tradition.

OLD MANGER: NO! We don't do that anymore... Seriously. 당신 can't turn them into rainbows.

RAINBOW: *as if feeling challanged* FUCK 당신 I CAN'T TURN THEM INTO RAINBOWS!

PRESENT TIME:)

RAINBOW: But in any case.I tried, alright! It was up to 당신 to save yourself! 당신 didn't just fail yourself. 당신 didn't just fail Cloudsdale. 당신 failed me! And that's the worst thing 당신 could have done. 당신 aren't just dead to Cloudsdale, now. *screaming* You're dead to me! I FUCKIN HATE YOU! *punches Scootaloo in the face, in anger, and Aurora and Orion catch her, as she tries as hard as she can not to burst into tears in front of everyone*

Seeing the hit, and harshness of Rainbow's words, made everyone gasp, mostly in sorrow for Scootaloo.

RAINBOW: *angrily* I HATE 당신 SCOOTALOO! YOUR FUCKIN NOTHING!

Scootaloo finally breaks down.

SCOOTALOO: I.. I can't believe it! 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash is going to kill me.. ME! Her little Scoot!

ORION: Well what do 당신 expect from Ashleigh Ball

RAINBOW: What did 당신 say!

ORION: I'm sorry. I was just never a 팬 of her..

RAINBOW: Screw you!.. Guards!.. Him first!

ORION: WHAT!? *being dragged to and strapped onto the pegasus device* It was just a comment. Can't a man have an opinion!?

RAINBOW: Get ready to die!

ORION: Oh I 사랑 that song.

RAINBOW: Don't we all. *turns on Pegasus device*

Orion began feeling intense pain all over, making him give high pitched female screams.

RAINBOW: *too other ponies watching in horror* We find it works best when the ribs are broken

The divice began painfully smashing Orion's ribcages.

ORION: I'm not saying I LIKE pain! But I'm saying I DON'T either!

Scootaloo watched in horror, with her 주황색, 오렌지 hooves over her shocked mouth.

RAINBOW: *off view* 더 많이 power!

Orion containues screaming the whole way through.

AURORA: *Approaches Scootaloo who still had her hooves covering mough* I'm sure this is just a big prank. And that Orion is just playing along and is still in one piece.

RAINBOW: *off view* NO! THAT'S TOO MUCH POWER!

For a unknown reason, Orion suddenly exploded and blood splattered all over, certain amounts landing on Scootaloo who screamed horribly at the sight.

AURORA: 또는 pieces.

SCOOTALOO: *sobbing* OH GOD! ORION!

AURORA: Well we always agreed he had a 'broken personality' *nervous laugh*

Scootaloo contained crying.

SCOOTALOO: We're all going to die! Just like Orion!

AURORA: No were not.. I gotta plan. (whispers something to Scootaloo).

SCOOTALOO: Are 당신 sure it'll work?

AURORA: Yes. It's just like the test.. Clear, fly, fall, complete

SCOOTALOO: But we failed that test!

AURORA: Well it's worth a try anyway.

SCOOTALOO: *repeats loud enough so the rest of the frightened victims could follow along with the plan* Clear! Fly! Fall! Complete!

BOTH: One.. two.. THREE!

A collective shout reverberated around the room, as every filly that could actually fly took off. The suited ponies gasped and fell back, unsure of where to go. There was too much confusion. A few of the faster thinking ones took off as well, tasers at the ready, aiming at the closest pegasus they could take.

RAINBOW: STOP THEM!

FACTORY WORKER: What dose it look like were doing ma'am!

AURORA: Oh god, what do we do now!?

SCOOTALOO: We're still on clear.

Aurora followed her, focusing the brunt of her blows on the part of the 벽 where the latch would be. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, on the other side of the scaffolding, recovered from her initial shock of the rebellion, and noticed Scootaloo pounding on the door.

She started to gallop towards the fillies, forgetting her wings momentarily. Scootaloo closed her eyes, pounding harder and harder on the door. It started to creak and splinter. Any 초 now, she thought, 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash will get here. It's over. I'm doomed. She would have cried, but there were no 더 많이 tears left. But nothing came. The door started to 스플릿, 분할 from its frame, now, leaning inward. It wouldn't be long until it was open. She opened her clenched eyes, peeking up at the scaffolding. All the remaining ponies were there, pressing together, holding the enraged blue Pegasus and her cronies back.

RAINBOW: LET GO OF ME! 당신 UGLY FUCKS!

They wouldn't last long, however- even as Scootaloo watched, twitching and yelping ponies were falling to the floor below, some even landing in the great maw of the Spectra machine. The 담홍색, 핑크 조랑말 from Levitating Acres was there, and she turned to Scootaloo and Aurora, just as the door blew back into the hall behind.

담홍색, 핑크 PONY: Fly!

She opened her mouth to speak again, but was cut short as the pile of Pegasus blew apart, with 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash standing enraged in the opening. She was on her two back hooves, her front two rolling in the air. A small gash down her side leaked red and her multicolored mane was torn in a patch. An unearthly howl passed her lips, and her rose eyes were drained of any sanity that was left.

SCOOTALOO: Come on Aurora! We got to get the hell outta here!

AURORA: No.. I'll slow Dash down.. 당신 go, Scootaloo. Tell everyone what happens here. Let them know.

SCOOTALOO: Bu-

AURORA: *hugs Scootaloo* Good bye.. Friend.. I barely knew ya.

SCOOTALOO: *hugging back, enjoying the brief but happy moment* Goodbye Aurura. I 사랑 you.

AURORA: Don't gay it up *they both chuckle, best they could*

무지개, 레인 보우 Dash, still enraged, started towards them.

AURORA: GO!

Scootaloo soon escaped. But as for Aurora, she was tackled 의해 the crazed 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.

RAINBOW: How cute. 당신 think that you, a useless, broken pile of manure could possible stand in my way? 당신 really make me laugh! None of 당신 can compete with the awesome power I have! *laughs* Swag!

AURORA: 사랑 could concur all evil's of the world..

RAINBOW: Well than bitch! Lets see 사랑 concur THIS!

With that 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash violantly ripped off one of Aurora's wings, as she screamed horribly.

RAINBOW: Hurts! Don't it!

Aurora, still stood bravely, not giving the twisted mare the pleasure.

무지개, 레인 보우 grabbed her other wing, and dragged her kicking and moaning down to the center of the scaffolding. She lifted Aurora up 의해 the wing, laughing quietly to herself as the look of intense agony appeared on Aurora's face. 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash took to the air, bringing the squirming yellow and green 조랑말 with her, over 상단, 맨 위로 of the machine. With a squeak of evil laughter, she jerked at the wing in her hoof. It, too, disconnected from the now convulsing pegasus, and Aurora fell.

She landed head first. The door on the scaffolding closed with agust of wind, just as the machine began pumping out the brightest greens and yellows it had ever produced. And there was no one around to see it.

Scootaloo was still trying to escape, as fast as her wings could take her.

RAINBOW: *charging after her* Heeeeerrre's DASH!

Scootaloo, now even 더 많이 scared, went even faster, but eventually she got stuck on the roof of the factory.

RAINBOW: 당신 moron, never had much of a since of direction did ya!?

무지개, 레인 보우 kicked the poor girl back into the theater, and a bunch of factory workers stapped her against the pegasus device, but left the 'honors' the 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash.

RAINBOW: Too bad it had to end this way kid. We could of been partners 당신 and I, owning the factory. As sisters...
Y,know. It doesn't have to be as sisters, it can be just as, 당신 know, as two really close ponies who just happen to be both mare's. 당신 know, just, two good-looking mare's sharing a cramped office running the factory together, 당신 know. It's not like we get payed though, most don't even know this places exists, and the rest of the money gose to keeping those driver quite about it all. But it's okay. We're just there. Like in temblr, Just there, just working the factory together, just, just trying to get the job done y,know? Maybe we, maybe we 'do it' occasionally but it's not weird, it's not like we would have anyone else to 'do it' with, most of them would always be dead. So their would be only be one way settle our 'needs', 당신 know? Cause we're just, two mares with raging goals 당신 know? I mean it's not even about the 'doing it' part, but that's a part of it, but it's not-it's not the whole thing.

SCOOTALOO: NO! I'd rather die!

RAINBOW: Well. That could be arranged. *flys over to the device's switch* Any last words 당신 miserable little whore of a foal!?

SCOOTALOO: I should probably say that I find your eyes pretty.. But I don't. I really, really, don't.

RAINBOW: Ummm.. Okay. *pulls switch*
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Vaas
The story stars Carly Jade.. A character a friend let's me use for my stories..

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Carly awoke in a cell, seeing she was tied up in a cage, along with her new friend Grant Brody. All she remembered was trying to take a vacation with her husband Johnny Klebitz, and a bunch of their friends.

They were told about Rock Island 의해 what was unknown to them, one of Vaas's spotters, and now here she was alone in this weird place, and scared as she realized she was tied up.

"Ahh, your awake" Came a voice.

Carly looked up, and saw a scary looking...
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#1: NOSTAGLIA CRITIC:
(real name Doug Walker):
He's loud, he's foul mouthed, he's non-apologictic. And he carries a gun everywhere he goes.
Obviously not someone you'd want babysitting your kids (the character, not the real Doug Walker, he seems really nice)..
I learned the hard way.. Once 당신 find him.. 당신 never stop, until you've seen EVERY video... Still haven't..


#2: PEANUTBUTTERGAMER:
(Real name unknown)
It's DUMB humour done right.
PBG is immature humour. But in a good way.
Anyone who likes JonTron, would like PBG.
And his 비디오 of original Aminal crossing, and PuttPutt games take me back to...
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It's funny..

In 2003 I guess I was STILL 글쓰기 fanfiction. That story that's on my Fictionpress page, named HORROR OF WAR, that is CORRECT in saying it's the based on the first full story I EVER wrote (only it's been edited with what I know now about proper editing and details).
Is secretly a fanfiction about CALL OF DUTY Partially, Sgt Eric Rocks was based on Sgt Frank Mcullin from the game, both characters die, both tragically.
I guess my character Sgt Tomboy was based on Mike Dixon.. But I don't remember too well.

Either way. It's funny how I got from THAT. (crappy grammer, and poor details), to what I am now..


Guess I owe Call of Duty 3 a bit of a thank 당신 :)
 Frank Mcullin
Frank Mcullin
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Dixon
posted by Canada24
I had a LOT of free time today.
My house is being worked on. So I'm literary stuck in my room. Watching tv, and writing.

So I decided to watch episides 5 and 6 of Death note.
That's right TWO episodes.

I watched it a while ago.
But forgot to review so here we go.

Yes.
We finally see L.

For some reason, watching him seems so awkward.
Like he doesn't want to be there. 또는 ANYWHERE.
Don't say I hate him.
Just don't really like him.
He might get better though, who knows.

Plus he looks WAY to much like Jeff the Killer 팬 fictions (like this image).
So that leaves it hard for me to take him all that seriously.
#1: OVERLY BADASS HEROES:
Nobody is THAT good at fighting. It's starting to become just plane dumb..


#2: MONOLOGING:
Just fuckin shoot him already! Nobody cares about WHY your evil..


#3: FOLLOWING THE NOISE:
If 당신 hear mysterious noises inside a haunted house, don't open the said door, FUCKIN RUN!!


#4: DUMB BLONDE:
a negative stereotype about the intelligence of blondes, I myself take great offense to this, most of my family is blonde..


#5: THE BLACK BEST FRIEND:
Ever group of three white 프렌즈 NEEDS a forth black one to complete it. It's the law of movies..


#6: MATRIX SPOOF:
First time wasn';t...
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This idea was given to me 의해 Big Bang Theory and Two and Half Men.. My 가장 좋아하는 sitcoms.. So I'll have references to both.

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Dash, while having her 아이팟 attached to her car, and had it playing (Nirvana - 심장 Shaped Box) playing loudly, drove onto the McReary's drive way, she was invited to celebrate thanks giving with them, sense they see her as family.

"(sighs) Let's do this" Dash said to herself, taking a drink out of a Bud Light bottle she brought with her.

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Dash rang the door...
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posted by Canada24
Later from ontop the roofs, Packie is seen placing an Red dot sight on his AK47.

Niko was seen reloading an SMG.

"You sure that will be enough?" Packie asked, seeing his small sized gun.

"It's lighter and smaller than a rifle.. And plus it got me this far" Niko replied.

"If 당신 say so... Anyway. This is where the deal's meant to be going down.. (sees 보트 coming in) And here's the boat, right on time.. See those boxes on the back of the boat? They must be bringing cloned meds" Packie said, quietly so they wouldn't be heard.

Niko: Meds?

"Yeah. Sutff that'll stop housewives cutting their wrists and...
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posted by Canada24
TWO WEEKS BEFORE MOST OF THE EVENTS IN Grand Theft Auto 4:

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"Mrs Lucia.. We're afraid your sister hasn't made it" Said unknown doctor, as he come to Dash in the hospital's waiting room.

"Hmmm... Guess I shouldn't be too serprised.. Bad luck follows me like a friggin disease" Dash said, hiding most of her sadness.

It's not very often Dash shows emotion, it's something her father use to teach her.

As a result she probably is the LEAST tempered character of the Grand Theft auto world.

But still though.

Her sister was all she had, her parents died 2 years earlier. So it's hard on her.
#1: THE GOVERNOR - WALKING DEAD:
The Governor has gotten a bad 덮개, 랩 on The Walking Dead thus far. Sure, he killed his bestie Milton and practically sealed Andrea’s sad fate in the midst of waging war on Rick and the prison gang, but is the former dad really evil, 또는 is he just trying to do his best to survive in this post-apocalyptic world?

The Gov’s portrayer, David Morrissey, had an interesting perspective on his counterpart’s motivations and psyche, which he voiced during San Diego Comic-Con last month. “At the end of last season, he was in a very dark place — but he feels like they...
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SATEN TWIST:

Saten Twist is the anti hero, and 제목 character of the comedic series SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

The most known about Saten's backstory is that he never met his father, and lived with an alcoholic, cruel mother who caused him to 옮기기 in with his cousin and close friend Derpy Hooves.
They lived in Fillydefia, till one 일 Saten unintentionally kills a local bully, who showed, uninvited, to make fun of Derpy after she bangs her head, causing her trademark eye design. Ironically this caused him to get his cutie mark, despite it not even being his "talent".,

Derpy, fearing prison, gets...
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DITTO:

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Scootaloo: (sighs) What did 당신 do?
Ditto: Nothing!
Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare)
Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the 다음 time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: 저기요 Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.....
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GANGER:
His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)
Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns 무지개, 레인 보우 Dash into a changeling, and calls her a 암캐, 암 캐 before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)
From here, Ganger becomes much less sympathised 의해 the readers.
As he wants revenge on Ditto...
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posted by Canada24
CLIFF HUDSON:
His reason for insanity is because he 로스트 his family, and keeps getting flash backs of war. And unlike most villains he actually apologizes to the protagonist before he dies, and Frank closes his eyes out of respect..

ADAM THE CLOWN:
Once a happy clown. He was driven over the edge when he witnessed the childrun he loved get eaten alive 의해 the undead. Unable to cope, he placed 인형 on the roller coaster and treated them like the childrun. And stopping, even killing, anyone who tried to turn off the ride. Doing so would bring zombies onto the roller coaster..

SLAPPY/orginal:
Well.....
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posted by Canada24
ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole, is...
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OCTOBER 31:

"… So after being trapped in the hurricane we ended up in Quahog, and Stan shot Sally. But she'll be fine." Carly explained to Dash after the two of them had finally reunited after all that time. The two are now just outside the Griffin house. Pinkie Lancer is seen chasing Herbert the Pervert away from Chris's window. Even drawing her small 38 revolver at him, which she rarely uses. She's 더 많이 of a non-action character.

"Huh, well I've been here, I've been hanging with a talking dog and super-smart talking baby who can time travel.. Yet I've still had less crazy adventures, though...
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ONE 월 LATER:

We now reach the episode where Quahog is hit 의해 a hurricane. In the Griffin house the family attempts to pass the time 의해 playing charades and various other games together. They are unable to keep themselves entertained and take their frustrations out on Meg, as usual. Having had enough of their abuse over the years, Meg turns against the other family members. She starts with Chris 의해 calling him out for his bullying treatment of her and how he never takes her side in arguments against their parents. When Lois tries to tell her that she is taking her problems out on everyone...
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(It's from here that my favourite character starts showing up, also the chapter will start showing up real fast, maybe in the same day.. Just copying them from 구글 Docs after all)...

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By the 다음 morning Sally Lucia awakens in the back of Sub-Hub (their version of Subway), the entire night becomes a blur shortly after she and her new 프렌즈 arrive at whatever bar they went to, Sally can't remember. All she remembers is this moment, wearing a Sub-Hub apron, and Sally's head was burning like someone lit some gasoline on 불, 화재 inside...
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MASTER SWORD:

1:

Saten: But dude! 당신 can't steal police cars! 당신 know how illegal that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.

Saten: I- ... Wow., you're actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful 대포 in a very dangerous and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).

2:

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

Master Sword: Why'd 당신 bring me to Cake N' 베이컨 for our third date, I HATE this place!

Derpy: I told Cranky I could get...
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Welcome of my 할로윈 inspired movie reviews.

I been 읽기 many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his 할로윈 review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villains.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the 영화 became worse and worse.. Even after 할로윈 H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"
Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A 월 passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were...
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