1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If 당신 don't straighten up, I'm going to knock 당신 into the middle of 다음 week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If 당신 fall out of that 그네, 스윙 and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure 당신 wear clean underwear, in case...
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